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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

well always thought this swinging was about fun all sticking together but while iv been on my adventures the last few days with my feline friend iv realised it not its about men using women to what they want using there work to there advantage what a sham what's this world coming to when the only way a lady can get help is let men and men of power do what tbeh want to her no way but watch this space

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

your cat friend??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im I just tired or are a lot of threads not making sense tonight?

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By *ilmisseCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire


"well always thought this swinging was about fun all sticking together but while iv been on my adventures the last few days with my feline friend iv realised it not its about men using women to what they want using there work to there advantage what a sham what's this world coming to when the only way a lady can get help is let men and men of power do what tbeh want to her no way but watch this space "

Don't understand a word of what your saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol ..... I Kinda think GLastobury may be re thinking their security system this time next year .... what a shame ppl can't help others without profiting but not only financally ...but emotionally putting ppl s morals on the line ...this is a swinging site . lol ... yet ppl ...lol an stfu ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol ..... I Kinda think GLastobury may be re thinking their security system this time next year .... what a shame ppl can't help others without profiting but not only financally ...but emotionally putting ppl s morals on the line ...this is a swinging site . lol ... yet ppl ...lol an stfu ...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

what happened to the other thread?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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Is Glasto a code word for something? *confused*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just vanished never seen that before

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"It just vanished never seen that before "

it happens when mods remove a thread

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Glasto = Glastonbury Festival

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"well always thought this swinging was about fun all sticking together but while iv been on my adventures the last few days with my feline friend iv realised it not its about men using women to what they want using there work to there advantage what a sham what's this world coming to when the only way a lady can get help is let men and men of power do what tbeh want to her no way but watch this space

Don't understand a word of what your saying"

We think he is saying"why are there so many honest people working at glastonbury "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Glasto = Glastonbury Festival"

Whats it got to do with the original post then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just vanished never seen that before

it happens when mods remove a thread"

Oh right only ever seen them closed before. Learnt something new today

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Glasto = Glastonbury Festival

Whats it got to do with the original post then?"

they want to get some wristbands to get in, she is offering a show but some guys have asked for more apparently

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Glasto = Glastonbury Festival

Whats it got to do with the original post then?

they want to get some wristbands to get in, she is offering a show but some guys have asked for more apparently"

So he's offering a female to get access to Glastonbury? And we're wondering why the other post was closed?

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

We have 2 wristbands, one is for 2009 the other 2010,will that be enough for a quick ' handshake '

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Glasto = Glastonbury Festival

Whats it got to do with the original post then?

they want to get some wristbands to get in, she is offering a show but some guys have asked for more apparently

So he's offering a female to get access to Glastonbury? And we're wondering why the other post was closed? "

no she is offering herself lol he is trying to be a white kniht saying how deplorable it is for some guys to want more than a tease show in return for wristbands that cost them hundreds of pounds

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Glasto = Glastonbury Festival

Whats it got to do with the original post then?

they want to get some wristbands to get in, she is offering a show but some guys have asked for more apparently

So he's offering a female to get access to Glastonbury? And we're wondering why the other post was closed?

no she is offering herself lol he is trying to be a white kniht saying how deplorable it is for some guys to want more than a tease show in return for wristbands that cost them hundreds of pounds"

Well how very dare they?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Additionally, Catz and her friend were trying to organise a fab social near the cider bus at glasto which I thought was a good idea.

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

o u lot no nothing lol but ha watch this space

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

the bands have cos the people we talking about nothing

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Now I've got a headache - none of the op makes sense! Z

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"the bands have cos the people we talking about nothing "

??? Drugs mannnnnnnnn

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Now I've got a headache - none of the op makes sense! Z"

Do you think he is so d*unk he thinks he is yoda???

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

u saying Mrs p im on drugs funny from someone that's no profile o hang on or u asking if i want some seen u asking me a question xx

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"u saying Mrs p im on drugs funny from someone that's no profile o hang on or u asking if i want some seen u asking me a question xx"

Its mr p here, mrs p is just picking up her 100 wristbands from a few of her admirers.

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By *ig_ben2424Man
over a year ago

Bristol

So you're saying it is morally wrong where if these guys get caught they get the sack and then it's their lively hood gone.

I tried to help and give advice on what to do. But never even came to meet me. What you are doing is illegal and you're complaining about how people are treating you!!

What has any of this got to do with swinging anyway?

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

we both got pic Mr p so can't be us u talking a about

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

zoe ye we r

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


" zoe ye we r "

what?- outside the festival? Z

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"we both got pic Mr p so can't be us u talking a about "

just cos you got pics doesnt mean you are better

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

Is it monday yet lol

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

Ben 1 we did come round nobody new u 2 who said anything about swinging it was a musical meet ye u offered but didn't show and not saying they don't get sack important a dormant i no the rules but we saying what there asking for is wrong my boys would be gone and if i found out one was doing such things id want them stopped

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

not saying it do but must have something to hide unless it a fake profile

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"not saying it do but must have something to hide unless it a fake profile "

yeah, right

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"Ben 1 we did come round nobody new u 2 who said anything about swinging it was a musical meet ye u offered but didn't show and not saying they don't get sack important a dormant i no the rules but we saying what there asking for is wrong my boys would be gone and if i found out one was doing such things id want them stopped "

Catzz is inside now lol

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

zoe this what we saying

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

ye inside a pub with me lol lol again at u haters that got no balls

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"zoe this what we saying "

ok - so basically - you and your friend are at glasto - not inside - your friend has been performing for guys to try to get in the festival - this clearly hasn't worked. You are angry as they have been asking to shag her and you feel this is wrong. Am i close? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to Glastonbury and v also all other festivals and trust me even if the OP got a wrist band to get in that's as far as she will go, you need to show wrist bands to get to anywhere on the site, so even if gets in wont get to see bands, or even camp sites so her offer means nothing....

Looks like she will be spending next 5 days in the car park xx

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"not saying it do but must have something to hide unless it a fake profile "

Cant keep up with your superior wit, is itmus you think is fake, hmmmmmm verifications, would you like to see our private pics, let me think for a second

Noooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my brain hurts

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By *ig_ben2424Man
over a year ago

Bristol

One of your boys? So basically you're agreeing with me that what you have been doing is wrong and will get people sacked.

If you haven't noticed this is a swinging website. That's what I meant, not some anti Glastonbury complaining forum.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"ye inside a pub with me lol lol again at u haters that got no balls "

yeah, total hater here. i'd love to degrade myself to try and get into a music festival that probably has the biggest security detail of any festival ever

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"all this when all we tried do was fetch like minded people together at a musical meet as stated on catzz first post "

a festival that you didnt have tickets to???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok Mr p don't no she must be ugly u hide her pics away lol and ye catzz is special the offers she had its amazing to think she there with me lol xxxx

well - as long as you're happy - sounds like she's prostituting herself or am i reading this all wrong? still have headache! Z ps - calling some one ugly isn't very nice Z that's the thing if she was we o had 3 days in but cus she not we not in

I'm really sorry - I don't understand- do you mean that you are not in the festival but outside it? Z

Surely there would be ticket touts out there."

No Glastonbury tickets have your picture on them so they can't be toutted.

As I said on the other thread the Op and his friend are a decade too late if they think turning up and blagging their way in or bunking the fence is a realistic option. Fair play to them for even getting to the carpark to be honest.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"all this when all we tried do was fetch like minded people together at a musical meet as stated on catzz first post "

eh? You can't even get in! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all this when all we tried do was fetch like minded people together at a musical meet as stated on catzz first post "

Think she brought all that on herself

Xx

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"ok Mr p don't no she must be ugly u hide her pics away lol and ye catzz is special the offers she had its amazing to think she there with me lol xxxx

well - as long as you're happy - sounds like she's prostituting herself or am i reading this all wrong? still have headache! Z ps - calling some one ugly isn't very nice Z that's the thing if she was we o had 3 days in but cus she not we not in

I'm really sorry - I don't understand- do you mean that you are not in the festival but outside it? Z

Surely there would be ticket touts out there.

No Glastonbury tickets have your picture on them so they can't be toutted.

As I said on the other thread the Op and his friend are a decade too late if they think turning up and blagging their way in or bunking the fence is a realistic option. Fair play to them for even getting to the carpark to be honest."

Pub carpark lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"ok Mr p don't no she must be ugly u hide her pics away lol and ye catzz is special the offers she had its amazing to think she there with me lol xxxx

well - as long as you're happy - sounds like she's prostituting herself or am i reading this all wrong? still have headache! Z ps - calling some one ugly isn't very nice Z that's the thing if she was we o had 3 days in but cus she not we not in

I'm really sorry - I don't understand- do you mean that you are not in the festival but outside it? Z

Surely there would be ticket touts out there.

No Glastonbury tickets have your picture on them so they can't be toutted.

As I said on the other thread the Op and his friend are a decade too late if they think turning up and blagging their way in or bunking the fence is a realistic option. Fair play to them for even getting to the carpark to be honest."

I thought they'd stopped doing that. Oh well, so even if she did shag someone for a ticket it wouldn't work. I think I see the flaw in this carefully constructed plan.

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

my argument Ben is the thing these men?? are asking for is wrong with any female with promises of access to apple y if they let them do what they want

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

glasto sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok Mr p don't no she must be ugly u hide her pics away lol and ye catzz is special the offers she had its amazing to think she there with me lol xxxx

well - as long as you're happy - sounds like she's prostituting herself or am i reading this all wrong? still have headache! Z ps - calling some one ugly isn't very nice Z that's the thing if she was we o had 3 days in but cus she not we not in

I'm really sorry - I don't understand- do you mean that you are not in the festival but outside it? Z

Surely there would be ticket touts out there.

No Glastonbury tickets have your picture on them so they can't be toutted.

As I said on the other thread the Op and his friend are a decade too late if they think turning up and blagging their way in or bunking the fence is a realistic option. Fair play to them for even getting to the carpark to be honest.

I thought they'd stopped doing that. Oh well, so even if she did shag someone for a ticket it wouldn't work. I think I see the flaw in this carefully constructed plan."

Just make sure we dont mention any other festivals that may or may not be happening in the near future to them

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"my argument Ben is the thing these men?? are asking for is wrong with any female with promises of access to apple y if they let them do what they want "

oh so you are testing the morals of security are you now? would you be cmplining about it if they let you in for a flash of your friends sqirting pussy?? nope

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"my argument Ben is the thing these men?? are asking for is wrong with any female with promises of access to apple y if they let them do what they want "

access to apple? what am i missing here? but you can't blame a bloke for asking if a woman is virtually selling her body anyway - it's not like they're asking a nun for a shag is it? Z

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

Pssssssss, got some tickets for next year if you are interested.would love to stay and chat but going to do what this site is all about.

SEX lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my argument Ben is the thing these men?? are asking for is wrong with any female with promises of access to apple y if they let them do what they want "

But it is wrong that you think you have a right to get in for free when most people have paid £200? Do you not see the hypocrisy of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pssssssss, got some tickets for next year if you are interested.would love to stay and chat but going to do what this site is all about.

SEX lol"

Fem/fem chat on phone then 1st??

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

wish people would learn to read the people i question are not Jo public with normally tickets there people in the inside

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"wish people would learn to read the people i question are not Jo public with normally tickets there people in the inside "

if you made sense it might help

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By *ig_ben2424Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Thank you very much everyone. I am one of the security bad guys. Well so called anyway!! I was offering to try and help but you are all right. To gain re entry there are 3 parts you'd need to get in and not just a wrist band. These guys are seriously delusional if they think its that easy. And very rightly so this is a sex website and all about having fun. In the Glastonbury spirit make peace and love not war!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"wish people would learn to read the people i question are not Jo public with normally tickets there people in the inside "

If you're not talented enough to be playing there, or willing to donate your time and work there, then pony up the cash like everyone else had to!

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

o and ticket toutes do operate if i don't go in i got all i need see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"o and ticket toutes do operate if i don't go in i got all i need see "

No they don't coz you DON'T get in

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Just make sure we dont mention any other festivals that may or may not be happening in the near future to them "

Luckily no-one knows where that one will be til next week, so we won't have to watch strip shows in the car park before we go in. Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wish people would learn to read the people i question are not Jo public with normally tickets there people in the inside "

Very few people on the inside can get you in, certainly not random people that you have found via Fab. You are very naive to think that will happen. If people on the inside could get you in do you not think they most likely would get their friends in rather than some randoms?

But whatever the source of the ticket the fact that you feel aggrieved because people can't/won;t get you in for free is massvely hypocritical and shows a truly horrid sense of entitlement.

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

Ben nobody said u were a bad one did they i never even said security did i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all this when all we tried do was fetch like minded people together at a musical meet as stated on catzz first post "

Perhaps you should have brought your tickets in advance, just like normal people do instead of using your lady friend to try and get in!

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

important not upset im not in who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just make sure we dont mention any other festivals that may or may not be happening in the near future to them

Luckily no-one knows where that one will be til next week, so we won't have to watch strip shows in the car park before we go in. Phew!"

God we don't even know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL at Glastonbury tickets,for every thing else there's MASTERCARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

well maybe i was wrong anyway on way back home alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what happened then ?

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

i got dropped like a bomb when someone said they would take just catzz in now he didn't show and iv gone important everything under sun for goin

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By *ennk8Couple
over a year ago

newquay

Im still interested in this glasto drama !

Did catzz get in?

Is mark still outside?

Did catzz put on a show?

Did anyone meet at the cider bus at 7 ?

This has kept me entertained for days!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"i got dropped like a bomb when someone said they would take just catzz in now he didn't show and iv gone important everything under sun for goin "

Are you surprised she dropped you?? I certainly am not.

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

ye bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i got dropped like a bomb when someone said they would take just catzz in now he didn't show and iv gone important everything under sun for goin

Are you surprised she dropped you?? I certainly am not."

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By *ilmisseCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire


"ye bit "

I feel sorry for you too, but not surprised she did, looks like she is not the nicest person in the world. next year get tickets and save yourself the hassle.

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

i believe she in after a trip to bristol hospital im in and don't no how she got in

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

she very much works for catzz

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

im home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm totally confused as to what is going on again

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"Im still interested in this glasto drama !

Did catzz get in?

Is mark still outside?

Did catzz put on a show?

Did anyone meet at the cider bus at 7 ?

This has kept me entertained for days! "

Tune in next year for series 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just tried to follow this thread, now it may be the scrumpy I've been partaking of on site but I have no idea whether Catz or this Marks chap got in. Anyway I'm having a good time

And Big Ben the Security on site doing a top job

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By *ennk8Couple
over a year ago

newquay


"Im still interested in this glasto drama !

Did catzz get in?

Is mark still outside?

Did catzz put on a show?

Did anyone meet at the cider bus at 7 ?

This has kept me entertained for days!

Tune in next year for series 2 lol"

Yes who needs soap operas when we have the fab glasto thread !

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"Im still interested in this glasto drama !

Did catzz get in?

Is mark still outside?

Did catzz put on a show?

Did anyone meet at the cider bus at 7 ?

This has kept me entertained for days!

Tune in next year for series 2 lol

Yes who needs soap operas when we have the fab glasto thread !"

Just had channel 4 on the phone, they want to film the next series, but only if there are no catz involved.

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

pm me reason y u on such a down on catzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok know we are probably going to get a ban for this but mark please at least make an attempt at writing a coherent sentence. The other thread got closed for what ever reason and some of us are genuinely interested in what's happened a bit like car crash tv I suppose but I doubt even Einstein could make sense of some of your posts

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

i ask if any one had a genuine reason against catzz please private message me if there's any reason i should no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok got that bit but

Are you in the festival or out ?

Did she leave you for the chance of gaining entry ?

Is cats in ?

If not what happened ?

Really we are hooked on this thread

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

im home i believe catzz is in ye she left me for a chance to get in which didn't work then i turned out to be bad one for goin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im home i believe catzz is in ye she left me for a chance to get in which didn't work then i turned out to be bad one for goin"

Yet you still seem surprised by people on this thread's view of her?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like to know if the Cider Bus social happened.

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

no im not just wAnt no y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right our last post now as no question asked has been answered in any form of coherent text will have to wait for catz to appear.

We are genuinely gutted we feel like this is some sort of cliff hanger

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Right our last post now as no question asked has been answered in any form of coherent text will have to wait for catz to appear.

We are genuinely gutted we feel like this is some sort of cliff hanger "

I'd like to know what happened too! Is Ben the Security man on fab? I thought Catz's method of trying to get in had failed but she will be having the last laugh if she has cos she'll get to see the Rolling Stones live.

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"Right our last post now as no question asked has been answered in any form of coherent text will have to wait for catz to appear.

We are genuinely gutted we feel like this is some sort of cliff hanger

I'd like to know what happened too! Is Ben the Security man on fab? I thought Catz's method of trying to get in had failed but she will be having the

last laugh if she has cos she'll get to see the Rolling

Stones live. "

Yep ben is on here, think catzz did get in ( no sexual favours obviously lol) or as mark would say.thnmnd hcjhy hygdvnko

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

it was so easy to get in if you planned it we saw people go over the fence though the gates with false passes the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im still interested in this glasto drama !

Did catzz get in?

Is mark still outside?

Did catzz put on a show?

Did anyone meet at the cider bus at 7 ?

This has kept me entertained for days!

Tune in next year for series 2 lol"

Lmfao

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"it was so easy to get in if you planned it we saw people go over the fence though the gates with false passes the lot "

How do you know they were false? That's obtaining goods or services by deception. Why didn't you get in then?

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

we spoke to people the hole thing will come out soon enough be on bbc i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have read the whole thread from top to bottom ..................... (yes I am bored) and I have now lost the will to live .................. I still don't have a proper scooby doo of what's going on

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

ok well im done now just wish people would tell me y they have a problem with the pussy catzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have read the whole thread from top to bottom ..................... (yes I am bored) and I have now lost the will to live .................. I still don't have a proper scooby doo of what's going on "

I'm with you on that one minx. Havnt got a clue at all. But does sound like its all gone Pete tong somwhere along the lines

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

ye i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So thunder cats or whatever she's called got in you and you didn't for some reason? Why not if you saw people climbing the fences or it was as easy as you said?

I'm rather confuddled by this thread

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By *arks38 OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

didn't say was easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

???

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"??? "

^^^^^^^^ this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we spoke to people the hole thing will come out soon enough be on bbc i think "

I very much doubt that........looks like the entire of the bbc are inside already & having loads of fun!!

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I replied to another post before seeing this. Now I'm rather bemused, someone called Catzz got into Glastonbury by showing bits or shagging someone. Bloke gets pissed off because he didn't get in although she did, makes lots of seemingly stoned posts from the Glastonbury car park. A story of everyday stoned festival people, think I'll stick to the Archers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I replied to another post before seeing this. Now I'm rather bemused, someone called Catzz got into Glastonbury by showing bits or shagging someone. Bloke gets pissed off because he didn't get in although she did, makes lots of seemingly stoned posts from the Glastonbury car park. A story of everyday stoned festival people, think I'll stick to the Archers."

, that was my conclusion too after reading the entire thread. Fuck, think I've got a migraine!

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

funniest thread yet .........wish id hitchiked to Glasto but would take a year from up here anyhoo think i got the gist of the tale .......they both had a not so cunning plan to get into fest and enjoy all that a wet field and live music entails .....as the lady wouldnt go further with the guys they wouldnt hand over the the desired artifacts.so postee and pussy left then pussy got another offer of entry so she hedged her bets and tried again for illegal re entry leaving postee to return home alone and without festival tinnitis ...poor pussy for all her wily ways was still without (without an entry pass) so was left alone, pussy now blames postee for leaving her even though she had no quarms about abandoning him................ selling film rights on ebay .....your welcome .........Fin........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone for tea and cake..cause just read from top to bottom and none the wiser now as to what anything about..and nothing makes any sense at all what so ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone for tea and cake..cause just read from top to bottom and none the wiser now as to what anything about..and nothing makes any sense at all what so ever!

"

I feel like banging my head on a table... he makes No sense at all!! He seems to be trying to get people to hate this catz chick then have a go and ask for a reason.. one word for him. Uneducated uhhhhhhhn! *doof doof doof*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

julie stop pulling faces.. have some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"funniest thread yet .........wish id hitchiked to Glasto but would take a year from up here anyhoo think i got the gist of the tale .......they both had a not so cunning plan to get into fest and enjoy all that a wet field and live music entails .....as the lady wouldnt go further with the guys they wouldnt hand over the the desired artifacts.so postee and pussy left then pussy got another offer of entry so she hedged her bets and tried again for illegal re entry leaving postee to return home alone and without festival tinnitis ...poor pussy for all her wily ways was still without (without an entry pass) so was left alone, pussy now blames postee for leaving her even though she had no quarms about abandoning him................ selling film rights on ebay .....your welcome .........Fin........"

OMG !!!! Can't wait to hear what catzz has to say please let us hear it catzz! We're all waiting ! Mark does not make sense at all !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

julie stop pulling faces.. have some cake "

some would say I've had to much already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

julie stop pulling faces.. have some cake some would say I've had to much already "

i said cake.... not cock haha

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby


"didn't say was easy "

Sorry, but your words just a few posts earlier were "it was so easy to get in if you planned it right"......

Have tried following your thread and you make no sense at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my brain hurts "

Same here and even with those who have worked it out writing an explanation in full, I still don't understand whether he is on her side or against her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im still interested in this glasto drama !

Did catzz get in?

Is mark still outside?

Did catzz put on a show?

Did anyone meet at the cider bus at 7 ?

This has kept me entertained for days!

Tune in next year for series 2 lol

Yes who needs soap operas when we have the fab glasto thread !

Just had channel 4 on the phone, they want to film the next series, but only if there are no catz involved.

"

Meow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's certain that while Catz dumped him to get in Marks still has the drugs; although not as many as he had when he started writing this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im still interested in this glasto drama !

Did catzz get in?

Is mark still outside?

Did catzz put on a show?

Did anyone meet at the cider bus at 7 ?

This has kept me entertained for days! "

I have to say that I am not a fan of Glastonbury so haven't looked at any of the threads but given this one and the other one he has put up, I shall definitely waiting with baited breath next year as I have never been more confused and amused, all at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"glasto sorry "

Finally, a post you have written I can read and understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I have just read this thread from top to bottom and think I need a very strong coffee Why would anyone be daft enough to turn up at any festival let alone Glastonbury without a ticket? lol

And if you were trying to get in by flashing your bits / offering yourself / or whatever was going on why on earth would you then be posting threads on Fab and having a go at everyone and anyone? Have I missed something? OMG am I still asleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the hardest thing ive tried to read other than some tablets I got with bulgarian a instuction leaflet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wish people would learn to read the people i question are not Jo public with normally tickets there people in the inside "

I can read. You can't speak properly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my eyes are bleeding... this thread has more plot holes and twists than Midsomer Murders!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My head hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I've got a headache - none of the op makes sense! Z"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all this when all we tried do was fetch like minded people together at a musical meet as stated on catzz first post "

Lol so you wanted the good ticket paying public to get together with you while you freeload your way in ?! Have I got this thread right ?!

What did you think you could flash your way into their tent for a kip too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"funniest thread yet .........wish id hitchiked to Glasto but would take a year from up here anyhoo think i got the gist of the tale .......they both had a not so cunning plan to get into fest and enjoy all that a wet field and live music entails .....as the lady wouldnt go further with the guys they wouldnt hand over the the desired artifacts.so postee and pussy left then pussy got another offer of entry so she hedged her bets and tried again for illegal re entry leaving postee to return home alone and without festival tinnitis ...poor pussy for all her wily ways was still without (without an entry pass) so was left alone, pussy now blames postee for leaving her even though she had no quarms about abandoning him................ selling film rights on ebay .....your welcome .........Fin........"

A very consummate and witty summary of events there .... Perhaps a job on the big brother catch up programme is you vocation 11 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My head hurts "

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By *heCrowAndButterflyCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"wish people would learn to read the people i question are not Jo public with normally tickets there people in the inside "

Wish people would learn to type in plain English too, but you don't here me banging on about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great thread - thank god for Evie and the other posters who translated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A great thread - thank god for Evie and the other posters who translated "

Yes I was starting to lose the will to live!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wish people would learn to read the people i question are not Jo public with normally tickets there people in the inside

Wish people would learn to type in plain English too, but you don't here me banging on about it!"

Hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was 15 minutes of my life I'm never getting back. What the hell happened? Is Catzz alive, has mark come down from a euphoria that robbed him of English?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"A great thread - thank god for Evie and the other posters who translated

Yes I was starting to lose the will to live!

"

From her status it looks like she got in.

He's spending his Saturday night in front of the telly with a takeout and a few cans...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed multiple posts. Please tone down some of the bitchy comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havnt read all of the responses but the OP sounds like he's just plucked random words out of the air and strung them together. Read it twice and still couldn't make it out. Bizzare! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A great thread - thank god for Evie and the other posters who translated

Yes I was starting to lose the will to live!

From her status it looks like she got in.

He's spending his Saturday night in front of the telly with a takeout and a few cans..."

Maybe he will learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A great thread - thank god for Evie and the other posters who translated

Yes I was starting to lose the will to live!

From her status it looks like she got in.

He's spending his Saturday night in front of the telly with a takeout and a few cans..."

lol I'm not sure if it was a case of being AT Glastonbury rather than actually being IN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. I never thought glasto would be so much fun. Dazzed and confused without having to either be there or take anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wish people would learn to read the people i question are not Jo public with normally tickets there people in the inside

Wish people would learn to type in plain English too, but you don't here me banging on about it!"

Erm...... Here you banging on about it? Hehe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just turned up at glast thinking it was T in the park...thanks for this threadfusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone pass me a tablet I have a massive headache now after reading all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone pass me a tablet I have a massive headache now after reading all that "

heres a viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all u got to do to get in to glast is flash a bit pussy then I wonder if anyone will come and do all my housework if I do the windmill and give them a little dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone pass me a tablet I have a massive headache now after reading all that

heres a viagra"

Why does Minnie need viagra lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone pass me a tablet I have a massive headache now after reading all that

heres a viagra

Why does Minnie need viagra lol"

i like big clits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone pass me a tablet I have a massive headache now after reading all that

heres a viagra

Why does Minnie need viagra lol

i like big clits lol"

do you indeed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well always thought this swinging was about fun all sticking together but while iv been on my adventures the last few days with my feline friend iv realised it not its about men using women to what they want using there work to there advantage what a sham what's this world coming to when the only way a lady can get help is let men and men of power do what tbeh want to her no way but watch this space "

What are you on about commer commer full stop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well always thought this swinging was about fun all sticking together but while iv been on my adventures the last few days with my feline friend iv realised it not its about men using women to what they want using there work to there advantage what a sham what's this world coming to when the only way a lady can get help is let men and men of power do what tbeh want to her no way but watch this space

What are you on about commer commer full stop lol

"

If you read from the top and work it out can you let us know what the hell he is on about

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've come to it in the cold light of day and it's still weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've come to it in the cold light of day and it's still weird."

Yes it is

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wish l was at glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best few threads ever,from the pre glasto build up to the the spectacular non event

Cant wait for the return of the famous catzz,reckon more juicy threads to follow!

Defiantly makes a change from the normal bums cocks and pussy threads!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have any problem with anyone doing sexual favours to get what they want. This is how the world works and this is how a lot of women get what they want, and its worked like that for thousands of years.

What I do consider to be sooooo wrong, is getting a lift off someone and then dumping them outside.

Friends stick together, you are either all in or your all going home.

Too much crap happens online, clubs, parties, meets and events because people dont consider other peoples (friends) feelings.

I would be pissed, if I gave a lift to somebody and they walked in and waved me goodbye.

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By *ady letitciaWoman
over a year ago

hull


"I dont have any problem with anyone doing sexual favours to get what they want. This is how the world works and this is how a lot of women get what they want, and its worked like that for thousands of years.

What I do consider to be sooooo wrong, is getting a lift off someone and then dumping them outside.

Friends stick together, you are either all in or your all going home.

Too much crap happens online, clubs, parties, meets and events because people dont consider other peoples (friends) feelings.

I would be pissed, if I gave a lift to somebody and they walked in and waved me goodbye. "

oo Jacqui me garden could do with some work let me know when your popping over lol x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have any problem with anyone doing sexual favours to get what they want. This is how the world works and this is how a lot of women get what they want, and its worked like that for thousands of years.

What I do consider to be sooooo wrong, is getting a lift off someone and then dumping them outside.

Friends stick together, you are either all in or your all going home.

Too much crap happens online, clubs, parties, meets and events because people dont consider other peoples (friends) feelings.

I would be pissed, if I gave a lift to somebody and they walked in and waved me goodbye.

oo Jacqui me garden could do with some work let me know when your popping over lol x x x"

letty, I am the one offering sexual favours for favours, not the other way round tut tut xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best few threads ever,from the pre glasto build up to the the spectacular non event

Cant wait for the return of the famous catzz,reckon more juicy threads to follow!

Defiantly makes a change from the normal bums cocks and pussy threads! "

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By *ady letitciaWoman
over a year ago

hull

I think u need to come round jacs and smack me bum for that lol x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without a shadow of a doubt, the funniest/ most f**ked.up.thread I have ever read on here. But made me laugh out loud on occasion !

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops


"funniest thread yet .........wish id hitchiked to Glasto but would take a year from up here anyhoo think i got the gist of the tale .......they both had a not so cunning plan to get into fest and enjoy all that a wet field and live music entails .....as the lady wouldnt go further with the guys they wouldnt hand over the the desired artifacts.so postee and pussy left then pussy got another offer of entry so she hedged her bets and tried again for illegal re entry leaving postee to return home alone and without festival tinnitis ...poor pussy for all her wily ways was still without (without an entry pass) so was left alone, pussy now blames postee for leaving her even though she had no quarms about abandoning him................ selling film rights on ebay .....your welcome .........Fin........

A very consummate and witty summary of events there .... Perhaps a job on the big brother catch up programme is you vocation 11 out of 10 "

oooh never watch big brother but i was born and bred in the NE so could do the daaaay fifty four in the big brother house etc but im not a geordie,land of the prince bishops and a norman cathedral+university of some note is where my roots are

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Jealous of what? Your failed attempts to flash your fanny for a ticket in to Glastonbury???

As foe your story I don't know who to believe now. Why would they just let you in because you 'got dumped' if they did that then a shit load more people are going to 'get dumped' there next year I'd imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may just receive another ban for mentioning your last ban

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed multiple posts and we'll leave it there.

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