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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I recently heard a story of a woman wearing her love eggs to go shopping.

Apparently she had an intense orgasm, passed out and banged her head resulting in hospitalisation!

How embarrassing lol.

Got me thinking, has anyone else had an embarrassing sexual incident they'd like to share?

I promise not to laugh... Too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was getting fucked rather enthusiastically from behind at a greedy girls night.. was sucking one guy.. wanking another.. all was okay till the guy I was doing the hand job came, the guy I was sucking freaked and pulled away suddenly... Just as the guy behind shoved really hard and I went flying off the bed xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow cali, love your story!! That must have been some sight seeing the guy freak out and leap away!! What was wrong with him?? What did he expect? Not to see any of the guys cumming??lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol oops!

I've heard of giving a flying fuck but I didn't realise they actually existed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was more the getting another man's cum on him... If he had waited around I would have cleaned it off. Lol

misdirected cum happens a lot lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a huge embarressing moment but wasn't pleasant .......

I was being spit roasted , hubby taking me doggy as I was sucking the other guy , all enjoying ourselves , I started making gagging noises , I think the guy I was sucking thought he was giving me a good mouthful ........and pleased with himself .........I was actually gagging / wretching cos one of his pubes had got wrapped around my tongue stud and was making me wretch , had to push him away from my mouth , stop hubby and in the end had to remove the tongue stud to get rid of the pube ......sort of killed the moment lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol! I can imagine!!

Nothing worse than a stray short n curly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really embarrasing but I have a history of getting cramp mid flow and having to roll off in agony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The twin beds parted when we were having sex in a hotel room, she got a bruised bum and bang on the head & I got a sprained wrist and instant erectile loss!!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Had my then girlfriend's housemate walk in on us while i was in uni.

That's about it really, lol

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By *ornyyoungman32Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"The twin beds parted when we were having sex in a hotel room, she got a bruised bum and bang on the head & I got a sprained wrist and instant erectile loss!! "

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By *sxcpl1971Couple
over a year ago

Essex Land

Many years ago before we had our own place the - one day to be Mrs - were have a bit of "fun" in a local layby.. After all where else do you go when your young and horny...

Now you have to realise this pre-dates any of my now knowledge of dogging.. But it wasn't unusual for other cars to stop near and try to look in...

So the usual approach was to lean out the car and tell the occupants of the other car to "feck of!" Which they would..

So it was one friday evening and on the way back from the pub taking her home to mummy, we decided to stop off at "our" spot and kill an hour or so..

So there I was in the passenger seat with the trousers round the ankles, on top and thrusting away...the old cars windows were well steemed up...

When what did you know a car pulled

In alongside right up close... Mid thrust I could see a figure trying to peer in... I was well annoyed.. Spoiling my moment of pleasure.. So I reached over and wound the window down and in my most, don't mess with me voice, said "you fucking pervert why don't you just fuck off.." As my eyes became used to the outside light I could make out a second person in the car... With that the torch light hit me right in the eyes!

"You two alright" said the police man.. To which I replied "errrrr", fully conscious of my bare arse sticking up in the air... "bit late" he said... To which I could only nod..

The soon to be Mrs shouted out from under me.. "Yea we're ok" to which the officer smiled and drove off into the dark....

Still can't drive down that road without laughing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was getting a bj from my ex a few years back. Just as I was about to come she took her mouth off my cock and SPLAT!!!! Jizzed in my own eye....kind of ruined my orgasm and was a bit embarrasing but I can laugh about it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex & myself decided to take advantage of an empty office one saturday morning a few years ago. As things got passionate we left a trail of clothes across the office floor & ended up in the managers glass sided room.

After a wildly enthusiastic shag on his desk we sobered up fast but to our shock discovered the door lock was faulty & we were stuck naked inside this glass box!!

After nearly an hour I managed to take the door lock apart with the bosses ornamental letter opener - all the time sweating somebody wouldn't drop by the office.

Apart from a broken lock & a bent letter opener we got away with it.

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

I was having a morning quickie with an ex and i pulled out as I was about to cum. We were in the missionary position and the cum flew between our bodies and straight into her eye!

There was only a few inches gap between our bodies, so how it didn't hit anything on the way is a mystery. She had to go to work with a sore, red eye!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I was getting fucked by another guy, he came, took condom off and blood everywhere. No idea what happened put blood was pouring out of his foreskin....

He paniced and left for A&E sharpish

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Not embarrassing, but funny (couldn't be arsed to look for the funny thread )...my FWB was giving me a real good fingering on the sofa when I heard a meow and glanced between my legs to see the new cat with front paws up on the sofa giving the action area what can only be described as a quizzical look. I burst out laughing trying to tell him to bugger off and it kinda spoiled the moment

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

Parked on an industrial estate in the motorhome, a friend of ours giving a bloke a seeing to out the back of the motorhome and we were watching on the reversing camera while thay had fun, thought nothing of it untill next morning when went outside and saw big CCTV camera pointing to the back of our camper! bet the security Guard had fun that night!

in a hotel with a group of swingers after a social about 4 am, sat in the lobby, just our group when MrsH decided to give be a Bj while we were all talking as I laid back enjoying the pleasure saw the CCTV camera above our heads.. MrsH just carried on though bless her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before we were married we pulled our car into a layby along a dark lonely road for a quickie. With trousers round my ankles and her knickers hanging from the mirror we got to business. After a while we were aware of a strange noise and an odd motion of the car not attributed to our humping.

I had forgotten to put the handbrake on and the car was rolling (at some speed) backwards down the hill. In the dark there were no visual references to indicate this.

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