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By *rryT OP   Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Really does nothing for me this.

Is it dangerous? I'm not really sure why I assume it is, yet I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I'll try it to be honest if it did nothing for you.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I don't get it either, especially when there are things for more catered use!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I have always had this idea that a vacuum can be formed, no idea where I got it from probably an urban myth. Does nothing for me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For confirmation of how dangerous inserting glass into your 'special places' google one man one jar. Not pleasant!

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By *rryT OP   Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I have always had this idea that a vacuum can be formed, no idea where I got it from probably an urban myth. Does nothing for me either"

Yep, same here. That's what I meant with the danger thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

google one man one jar....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"google one man one jar.... "

I don't think I will if you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"google one man one jar....

I don't think I will if you don't mind "

I wish I had'nt when someone told me too.....too nosey for my own good

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would be way too scared of breakages to even contemplate getting a glass bottle anywhere near me. I'm such a wimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be way too scared of breakages to even contemplate getting a glass bottle anywhere near me. I'm such a wimp "

Id rather be called a wimp than have my insides possibly cut to shreds!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I would be way too scared of breakages to even contemplate getting a glass bottle anywhere near me. I'm such a wimp

Id rather be called a wimp than have my insides possibly cut to shreds!

"

Imagine the conversation at A and E . I was with my son in casualty after he came off his motorbike and a guy came in and announced in a loud voice that he had damaged his anus a deadly silence fell over the queue

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"google one man one jar....

I don't think I will if you don't mind

I wish I had'nt when someone told me too.....too nosey for my own good "

you and me both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not try this!

The bottle broke ...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do not try this!

The bottle broke ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"google one man one jar....

I don't think I will if you don't mind

I wish I had'nt when someone told me too.....too nosey for my own good

you and me both "

Toecurlingly bad is'nt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't bear thinking about - I have some wonderful purpose made toys in glass - why use anything else xx

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

It's inevitable that as soon as somebody says don't watch something you just go ahead and watch it. Then wish you had taken the advice and not watched !!

If only there was sound !!! Lol

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By *tsallaroundMan
over a year ago

merthyr

Ugggggh toe tingling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen a sky remote insertion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG just watched one man and a glass aaaaaaaaaaaaa no way

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

The sound is the worse bit. The odd sound of the jar imploding, and the total lack of shouting and swearing as he pulls chunks of glass out of himself. It really disturbed me! I had to Google to find out if he had survived it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend of mine who is a radiologist, can verify that folk use all manner of household objects to satisfy their sexual gratification. Brum handles, candles, deodorant cans, beer cans, blenders ( unpluged of course ) wine, champagne & bottles. All of which have to be ex-rayed before removing..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Friend of mine who is a radiologist, can verify that folk use all manner of household objects to satisfy their sexual gratification. Brum handles, candles, deodorant cans, beer cans, blenders ( unpluged of course ) wine, champagne & bottles. All of which have to be ex-rayed before removing.. "

Honestly...if the insertion didn't kill me the shame would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know theres a reason i dont do anal,i friend of mine who is a nurse had a patient whos partner had shoved somehting up his bum and ruptured his bowel he now has to have a stoma for the rest of his life u hve to be so careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One man..........

One jar..........

One word.........

Ouchhhhhhh.......

Will stick with a well lived finger or two for now lol

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By *anemartinCouple
over a year ago

lochgelly

Omg. Wish we hadnt! I thought 2 girls one cup was bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry people but if watching that stops you from sticking unsuitable objects into your orifices then its worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it is dangerous, yes a vacuum can happen and if you pull and glass breaks then you'll end up in theatre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not just bottles that can be dangerous!!

I once had to organise a psychiatric appointment for a GP patient (alarmingly someone I knew socially) who was a crane driver and whilst sitting in his cab one day decided to insert a long piece of fuse wire into his penis, it went in but when he tried to remove it the end of the wire had coiled and he was unable to do so - resulting in a trip to A&E! When asked why he had done it he said he was bored and wondered what it would feel like!!!!

The psych referral was routine follow up as this came under the heading of self harm.

I can picture every man who has just read this cringing at the mere thought, and a few women too I daresay!!

Also read in a GP article about a company boss who was indulging with his secretary during their lunch break. She had inserted a bullet type vibrator in his arse and unintentionally (?!) let go, the nature of rectal muscles meant that they contracted and the vibrator "travelled" a considerable distance along his colon - again necessitating a trip to A&E and surgical removal - it was documented in his records that by the time they got around to removing the vibrator surgically the batteries had run out!!!! He had the added indignity of having to explain to his wife why he required emergency colorectal surgery!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have seen a sky remote insertion

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Personally or photographically seen?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once when with a friend in a and e years ago two women in late teens appeared... one had gotten her mobile up her anus and couldnt get it out... apparently they were playing... in her arsehole and friend would ring... with it in vibrator mode.... unfortunately after all the fun... bum hole jam.... wonder what the surgeon made of all of this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"google one man one jar....

I don't think I will if you don't mind

I wish I had'nt when someone told me too.....too nosey for my own good "

I'm too nosey as well and I wish I hadn't now OUCH!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Sorry people but if watching that stops you from sticking unsuitable objects into your orifices then its worth it "

Lol I've had many an unsuitable object in various orifices but they were usually attached to men

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