FabSwingers.com forum: Most pathetic excuses

By *ngie1962 OP Couple
over a year ago

Bedford

Hi we are on holiday in Tenerife and were due to meet a "Couple" at the last minute we got a message "Mrs has had to fly home to uk but I can still come along" OMG. Has anyone had better ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank goodness you were on holiday - at least you can both enjoy the sunshine!

PS, I would also report the profile to Admin, sounds very much like a single man, not a couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message yesterday from a guy who is using a couples profile.

When I questioned him as to why he was doing this as a single male he replied that he was "most certainly single" and had been for EIGHT years. He tried to cover it by telling me they joined when they were a couple but he had not got round to changing it when they split. Strangely enough the profile showed that he joined 5 months ago!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hi we are on holiday in Tenerife and were due to meet a "Couple" at the last minute we got a message "Mrs has had to fly home to uk but I can still come along" OMG. Has anyone had better ?

That is outrageous that she should have her own meet and leave him on his own on holiday!!!!!!

The worst excuse I was given was that a 10 minute walk was too far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst or best excuse, depends how you look at it, was the guy cancelling on me because he had shit himself by accident on the way to the meet. I didn't know whether to be annoyed or laugh.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Worst or best excuse, depends how you look at it, was the guy cancelling on me because he had shit himself by accident on the way to the meet. I didn't know whether to be annoyed or laugh."

This so one of the better threads. With stories becoming funnier. Indeed. If you didn't laugh. You'd cry at the sad "couples", bi-curious and "Im Genuines" that pervade the online community. So. Keep 'em coming, folks

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I got blew out on the morning of a meet because the guy got offered free tickets for the football lol ..needless to say he didn't geta 2nd chance

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I got "i cant meet you, I have to go snowbording"...... I wondered when they made that mandatory

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By *allDarkFoxForYouMan
over a year ago

Winchester/London

"Worst or best excuse, depends how you look at it, was the guy cancelling on me because he had shit himself by accident on the way to the meet. I didn't know whether to be annoyed or laugh."

Ha! Ha! I know which of those two options I'm thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most recent let down after such messing around but one in person meet so this was totally unexpected...I've had my appendix out recently...blocked!

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Worst or best excuse, depends how you look at it, was the guy cancelling on me because he had shit himself by accident on the way to the meet. I didn't know whether to be annoyed or laugh."

Well to be fair you probably wouldn't want to meet him if he'd just shit himself, I certainly wouldn't want to.

I do have one 'couple' who ask on a regular basis for invites to GBs that I do, she can't make them but he can. I did think of blocking 'them' but get some pleasure from the fact that 'they' make the effort of mailing me for a invite for 'him'. Fact is is if he mailed as a single guy wanting an invite to a GB he'd probably get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone claim she didn't appear for meet as her period had came on on her way to the meet so her clothes had became covered in blood so had to go home to change

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Worst or best excuse, depends how you look at it, was the guy cancelling on me because he had shit himself by accident on the way to the meet. I didn't know whether to be annoyed or laugh."

What did you do to scare him that much?

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