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So what does 'VWE' mean to you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been going through a lot of profiles and ready that a few of them are asking for VWE, VVWE, VVVWE and so on and I was wondering.

What does everyone count as being VWE ?

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

Check the glossary

VWE

Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply".

I can live with that.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

So does an extra V mean an extra inch or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check the glossary

"

Where is the glossary, looked for it for something else and could not find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violin Wielding Egotists.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I've been going through a lot of profiles and ready that a few of them are asking for VWE, VVWE, VVVWE and so on and I was wondering.

What does everyone count as being VWE ?

"

VW car with Einspritzung (Injection) ?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh I see that a lot too

What is classed as VWE? I'm 7" and some people have said I'm pretty endowed but others say I'm about average, be interesting to see what others class as VWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viagra

Wont

Erect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaseline Wrestling Entertainment

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

From the NHS website:

"For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches).

A penis would only be considered unusually small if it was less than 3 inches (7.6cm) long when erect.

A much higher percentage of women (85%) were satis?ed with their partner's penis size than the percentage of men (55%) who were satis?ed with their own penis size." *study based on measuring 11531 penises*

So basically it's men who are more concerned about penis size than women

So according to this 7" would be considered well endowed?

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Oh and according to a university study only 0.1% of the male adult population have a penis size 9" or bigger.

Going by some of the profiles I reckon they're all bloody on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check the glossary

Where is the glossary, looked for it for something else and could not find it."

Found it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and according to a university study only 0.1% of the male adult population have a penis size 9" or bigger.

Going by some of the profiles I reckon they're all bloody on here "

I got mine up to 9" once that's was the one and only time I ever played with a mangle

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

means I just might be wasting my time composing that message

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


" means I just might be wasting my time composing that message "

I have never measured a man's cock nor have I ever asked him for his measurements. As long as he's packing more than a cocktail sausage and less than an anaconda I'm good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7+ is we 9+ is vwe.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"7+ is we 9+ is vwe."

Then what the actual fuck is VVVWE??? It think it would kill me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What it means to me is! No chance pal haha

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed


"From the NHS website:

"For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches).

A penis would only be considered unusually small if it was less than 3 inches (7.6cm) long when erect.

A much higher percentage of women (85%) were satis?ed with their partner's penis size than the percentage of men (55%) who were satis?ed with their own penis size." *study based on measuring 11531 penises*

So basically it's men who are more concerned about penis size than women

So according to this 7" would be considered well endowed?"

Thanks for the stats update, very informative.....

It's ironic that men are obsessed with our own cock sizes.

I'd love to know if the stats even up with my theory that women tend to be more critical about their own appearances than men.

Basically we are all narcissists

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed


"7+ is we 9+ is vwe.

Then what the actual fuck is VVVWE??? It think it would kill me."

A horse???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5.5-6' 'Average'

7' Well Endowed

8' Very Well Endowed

9'+ Very VERY Well Endowed

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Than anything more than VWE = ouchies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women that like knobs. Like them to be anywhere between 6/7 inches plus. Lasts for hours and for it to be completely bald or extremely trimmed. A massive wallet and bank balance helps too.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"All women that like knobs. Like them to be anywhere between 6/7 inches plus. Lasts for hours and for it to be completely bald or extremely trimmed. A massive wallet and bank balance helps too. "

I tend not to ask to see a man's wallet or bank balance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" means I just might be wasting my time composing that message

I have never measured a man's cock nor have I ever asked him for his measurements. As long as he's packing more than a cocktail sausage and less than an anaconda I'm good to go "

Would have to be 180 miles long for it to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice discussion.. check out my chap.. If he is 10" does that make him more of an XXXL ! Its not always about the size, a thick 6 inches can hit spots a really long one can't. I just think women ask for VWE hoping to get at least 7 inches as there are(sorry to say boys)some smaller sized fellas which if you have had kids naturally means they cant tell you are in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7+ is we 9+ is vwe.

Then what the actual fuck is VVVWE??? It think it would kill me."

It means his cock will arrive 10 seconds before he does

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"I've been going through a lot of profiles and ready that a few of them are asking for VWE, VVWE, VVVWE and so on and I was wondering.

What does everyone count as being VWE ?

"

BIG Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very well educated at least to masters level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you lined up all the vvvvwe cocks on here they would reach halfway to the moon......but would they satisfy the girls?

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed


"Nice discussion.. check out my chap.. If he is 10" does that make him more of an XXXL ! Its not always about the size, a thick 6 inches can hit spots a really long one can't. I just think women ask for VWE hoping to get at least 7 inches as there are(sorry to say boys)some smaller sized fellas which if you have had kids naturally means they cant tell you are in there."

I think having children can push the insides about quite a bit. Certainly for ourselves it seams to have made sex a bit more tricky. Where as previously I could hammer away without too much to worry about, now it can be a bit like holding back the horses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you lined up all the vvvvwe cocks on here they would reach halfway to the moon......but would they satisfy the girls?"

No because pretty girls always want you to bring down the moon, not reach halfway to it

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed


"if you lined up all the vvvvwe cocks on here they would reach halfway to the moon......but would they satisfy the girls?

No because pretty girls always want you to bring down the moon, not reach halfway to it "

They would not be that impressed once they saw it up close. It's a bit like finding the sea at Southport, it's a bit of an adventure to try and find it. But once you do, it's not as exciting as the hunt. Just a bit dirty and grey.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

VWE would mean 12 inches plus to me...

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed


"VWE would mean 12 inches plus to me..."

Crikey.

VVWE must be a Frankenstein cock.

It's alive, it's alive.

lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"VWE would mean 12 inches plus to me...

Crikey.

VVWE must be a Frankenstein cock.

It's alive, it's alive.

lol"

Its alive.....RUN!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me its not how big their cock is its...how long they can keep up with us!..;-)

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"For me its not how big their cock is its...how long they can keep up with us!..;-)"

Im opposite...

Never mind how big....How quick can you do it

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed


"VWE would mean 12 inches plus to me...

Crikey.

VVWE must be a Frankenstein cock.

It's alive, it's alive.

lol

Its alive.....RUN!!!!! lol"

Mind you, they do say we think with our dicks. So they may all be sentient. Don't fear the walking dead or aliens, fear the ravenous rampant cocks.

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed


"For me its not how big their cock is its...how long they can keep up with us!..;-)"

Now that's just trying to start a challenge. You'll find the friction burns will change your mind about how long you can keep going for, either that or you will just fall asleep.

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By *DandPokeCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"7+ is we 9+ is vwe.

Then what the actual fuck is VVVWE??? It think it would kill me. It means his cock will arrive 10 seconds before he does "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5.5-6' 'Average'

7' Well Endowed

8' Very Well Endowed

9'+ Very VERY Well Endowed

"

That's exactly my take on it as we'll, fit me 7" to 8" is perfect as anything over that is uncomfortable and I don't enjoy having my cervix pounded...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5.5-6' 'Average'

7' Well Endowed

8' Very Well Endowed

9'+ Very VERY Well Endowed

That's exactly my take on it as we'll, fit me 7" to 8" is perfect as anything over that is uncomfortable and I don't enjoy having my cervix pounded..."

I think that's the same for most women although some women do enjoy their cervix being pounded?

Also depends if your talking fab inches as well? Most women in my experience can take around 7 real inches or 9 fab inches

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Judging by comparing photos to profile text most blokes on here measure from their arse hole to their bellend!

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By *ptimum trajectoryCouple
over a year ago

gloucester


"Judging by comparing photos to profile text most blokes on here measure from their arse hole to their bellend! "

ahahahahahaha well thats my Tuesday laugh taken care of

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By *ptimum trajectoryCouple
over a year ago

gloucester

apparently :-

next to a can = WE

next to a sky remote= VWE

next to a ruler = unheard of

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I always though VWE was 10 inches plus and the average was 7 or 8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It means that someone couldn't think of any other interesting attribute or personal detail worth listing on a profile, and that the simple inclusion of a few capital letters would have women beating down their door to get jiggy!

It also often means they have no concept of proportion and forget that a picture tells a thousand words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"apparently :-

next to a can = WE

next to a sky remote= VWE

next to a ruler = unheard of

"

Lol

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

VVWE = Millions in the bank

VWE = Thousands in the bank

WE = Hundreds in the bank

E = Married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men should be happy with their cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All men should be happy with their cocks"

don't you mean all women should be happy with them?

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"5.5-6' 'Average'

7' Well Endowed

8' Very Well Endowed

9'+ Very VERY Well Endowed

"

This

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