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By *H7in5 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Next one

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Check out his towel rail

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By *lwayslooking22Man
3 weeks ago

newcastle


"Check out his towel rail "
lick his cum from her after she’s been fucked hard

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By *arylRMan
3 weeks ago


"Check out his towel rail lick his cum from her after she’s been fucked hard "

Wipe his chin, I suspect it won't just be drool running down it 🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Check out his towel rail lick his cum from her after she’s been fucked hard

Wipe his chin, I suspect it won't just be drool running down it 🤣"

Wash his handkerchief

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By *reamz72Man
3 weeks ago

Leicester


"Check out his towel rail lick his cum from her after she’s been fucked hard

Wipe his chin, I suspect it won't just be drool running down it 🤣

Wash his handkerchief "

Go for a beer

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Check out his towel rail lick his cum from her after she’s been fucked hard

Wipe his chin, I suspect it won't just be drool running down it 🤣

Wash his handkerchief

Go for a beer "

Steal his beer

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By *ent40Man
3 weeks ago

Gravesend

Pretend I didn't see theft

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By * D 777Man
3 weeks ago

bathgate

Wave as i pass

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By *heGoodGuyMan
3 weeks ago

wherever suits..

Id like to double team the next women with them haha 😉

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By *dtanjaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

London


"Id like to double team the next women with them haha 😉"

Would love to be THAT hole

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By *d4funtimesMan
3 weeks ago

Cambridge

I really appreciate his way of thinking.

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By *H7in5 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Coffee

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By *ogerroger69Man
3 weeks ago

West Yorks

Deep throat his cock x

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By *otMediterraneanWoman
3 weeks ago

MK

Take a picture

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By *nked199Man
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Give that sexy arse a cheeky little slap

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By *att71Man
3 weeks ago

The Railway Town - North Wilts

offer him a coffee

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By *H7in5 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Will put a brew on

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By *hornyx69Man
3 weeks ago

dover

Wank him

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By *un biguyMan
3 weeks ago

belfast


"Wank him "

Stroke him into my mouth 🥵

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By *ogerroger69Man
3 weeks ago

West Yorks

Dance with him x

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By *almouthBi GuyMan
3 weeks ago

Falmouth

Feel him cum down my throat

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By *H7in5 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Coffee to wash it down

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By *lut4str8Man
3 weeks ago

Flitwick

Sit on that big cock

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Sit on that big cock"

Watch them take that big cock.

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By *rikki1967ukMan
3 weeks ago

peterborough

Chat

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

pint

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By *vonCalling2022Couple
3 weeks ago

Whyteleafe

Quickie

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By *ocialablechapMan
3 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK


"Quickie "

Not a quickie, but take our time

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By *otwife_couple_hullCouple
3 weeks ago

Hull


"Quickie

Not a quickie, but take our time"

Take a public cock shot lol

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By *riyanMan
3 weeks ago

Luton


"Quickie

Not a quickie, but take our time

Take a public cock shot lol"

Admire the Mrs

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By *rikki1967ukMan
3 weeks ago

peterborough

Give her some creampie action

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By *orkieBar1000Man
3 weeks ago

York


"Give her some creampie action"

Watch the cream pie action

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By *vonCalling2022Couple
3 weeks ago

Whyteleafe

Unzip his suit trousers

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By *8warrenMan
3 weeks ago

Christchurch


"Unzip his suit trousers"

Get me hands on those amazing boobs

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By *wing2023Couple
3 weeks ago

london


"Unzip his suit trousers"

Press her against thr wall and see what her arse looks like , grope her ass

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By *ocialablechapMan
3 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK


"Unzip his suit trousers

Press her against thr wall and see what her arse looks like , grope her ass"

Fondle the female ass that's doing the groping of ass ..

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By *ertiebasset500Couple
3 weeks ago

south east


"Unzip his suit trousers

Press her against thr wall and see what her arse looks like , grope her ass

Fondle the female ass that's doing the groping of ass .."

Be in front of the one who is getting her arse felt by the female who is being groped by the man behind x

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By *anowar777Man
3 weeks ago

Stevenage

Play with those amazing boobs

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By *ravelling ChappieMan
3 weeks ago

Stroud

Apply baby oil

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By *ing49Man
3 weeks ago

cambs

Go for a beer or 2

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By *-pvcMan
3 weeks ago

montrose


"Go for a beer or 2"

Join for that beer

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
3 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Drink

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By *ing49Man
3 weeks ago

cambs

Drink again

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By *ieandteaseMan
3 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Balls weights

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By *heElvingtonTwoCouple
3 weeks ago

elvington


"Balls weights"

Invade a small island nation off the arctic coast

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By *99cjbMan
3 weeks ago

Grantham

Compare piercings and their merits

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Compare piercings and their merits "

Start doing Compare the Meerkat impressions whilst they are doing it

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
3 weeks ago

La La Land

Start doing Compare the Meerkat impressions whilst we are doing it

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Start doing Compare the Meerkat impressions whilst we are doing it "

Compare them as they rut like meerkats

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By *ieandteaseMan
3 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"Balls weights

Invade a small island nation off the arctic coast"

Not in my heels

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By *tress relief 99Man
3 weeks ago

Foyle

Go for a drink

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

Go out for a few beers . Talk shit . Put the works to rights. Stagger home with a dirty kebab

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By *rikki1967ukMan
3 weeks ago

peterborough

Join the beerfest

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By *ing49Man
3 weeks ago

cambs

Another round over here, bar person

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By * D 777Man
3 weeks ago

bathgate

gym leg sesh

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"gym leg sesh"

Glue his hand to penis.

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By *H7in5 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Game of mini golf

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By *att71Man
3 weeks ago

The Railway Town - North Wilts

post work pint

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Play naked rugby with him

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By *att71Man
3 weeks ago

The Railway Town - North Wilts


"Play naked rugby with him"

scrum time giggles

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By *immy0809Man
3 weeks ago

redcar

Jump in the shower

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Jump in the shower"

Pass him a towel

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By *hole Nuts n ChillCouple
3 weeks ago

B’stoke

Dive between her legs , tongue 👅 dirt !!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Compare nipples

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By *evebal12Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Dive between her legs , tongue 👅 dirt !!"

Let him watch as her breasts and nipple's were played with by my mouth!

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By *ark4306Man
3 weeks ago

bolton

pint and chat and look at profiles on fab

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By *mlcutencuddleyMan
3 weeks ago

barnsley

Yes id like to be on my knees for him

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Yes id like to be on my knees for him"

But him some knee pads. Safety first.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Somethings are best left secret

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Somethings are best left secret "

Wait for the next comment with something to reply to in it

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Somethings are best left secret

Wait for the next comment with something to reply to in it "

Commend him on his patience

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Both lick and eat each other's pussys!!

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By *irm40Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Anything she lets me do

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By *lumber53Man
3 weeks ago

brean

Touch his cock

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town


"Touch his cock"

Wash his hands after

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By *rdive87Man
3 weeks ago

St helens


"Touch his cock

Wash his hands after"

Bend her over and eat her pussy

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By *_y.sMan
3 weeks ago

sutton coldfield

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By *inkonewinkMan
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Touch his cock

Wash his hands after"

Bum her

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By *olo_89Couple
3 weeks ago

Kettering

Have a polite conversation

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

not even in the north west

Shake hands

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Shake hands"

High five

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town


"Shake hands

High five "

Battleships

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By * D 777Man
3 weeks ago

bathgate

Game of darts

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Game of darts"

Game of catch with those Velcro hand things

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

not even in the north west

Game of tiddlywinks

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire

Rock, paper, scissors….best of 3?

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By *idemeMidsMan
3 weeks ago

dudley


"Game of tiddlywinks"

A light pat on the bottom

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By *igfishlittlefish8Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Rock, paper, scissors….best of 3?"

Game of connect four

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town


"Rock, paper, scissors….best of 3?

Game of connect four"

Renacting titanic by the form of mime

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By *inkonewinkMan
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Rock, paper, scissors….best of 3?

Game of connect four

Renacting titanic by the form of mime"

Catchy kiss

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By *intyballsMan
3 weeks ago

Meath


"Rock, paper, scissors….best of 3?

Game of connect four

Renacting titanic by the form of mime

Catchy kiss "

Play a game of battle ship

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Rock, paper, scissors….best of 3?

Game of connect four

Renacting titanic by the form of mime

Catchy kiss

Play a game of battle ship"

Sink his battleship

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Rock, paper, scissors….best of 3?

Game of connect four

Renacting titanic by the form of mime

Catchy kiss

Play a game of battle ship

Sink his battleship"

Snakes and ladders, but every time you go down a ladder you have to put a Jalepeno under your foreskin.

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By *ccasional.coupleCouple
3 weeks ago

midlands, but travel to clubs


"Rock, paper, scissors….best of 3?

Game of connect four

Renacting titanic by the form of mime

Catchy kiss

Play a game of battle ship

Sink his battleship

Snakes and ladders, but every time you go down a ladder you have to put a Jalepeno under your foreskin. "

Pint and game of pool

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town


"Rock, paper, scissors….best of 3?

Game of connect four

Renacting titanic by the form of mime

Catchy kiss

Play a game of battle ship

Sink his battleship

Snakes and ladders, but every time you go down a ladder you have to put a Jalepeno under your foreskin.

Pint and game of pool"

A game of charades

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By *emptme1993Man
3 weeks ago

manchester

Use butter and her bath tub

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town


"Use butter and her bath tub "

What he said ⬆️

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By *_y.sMan
3 weeks ago

sutton coldfield


"Use butter and her bath tub

What he said ⬆️"

Spread her arse

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Use butter and her bath tub

What he said ⬆️

Spread her arse "

Pinch some butter for my toast

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By *wkwardly yoursMan
3 weeks ago

Tighnabruaich

Allow him to eat his toast in my bed.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Allow him to eat his toast in my bed. "

Roll him in the crumbs

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Allow him to eat his toast in my bed.

Roll him in the crumbs"

😅😅😅

Chuck some maple syrup on for binding purposes

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Allow him to eat his toast in my bed.

Roll him in the crumbs

😅😅😅

Chuck some maple syrup on for binding purposes "

Pinch some maple syrup for my toast.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town


"Allow him to eat his toast in my bed.

Roll him in the crumbs

😅😅😅

Chuck some maple syrup on for binding purposes

Pinch some maple syrup for my toast."

Make a toast jenga and if he knocks it over he has to stick a carrott up hia bum as a forfeit

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By *_y.sMan
3 weeks ago

sutton coldfield

Watch

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Impose a five word minimum contribution or some thought for permission to view.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Watch"

Eat the jenga toast pile.

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Allow him to eat his toast in my bed.

Roll him in the crumbs

😅😅😅

Chuck some maple syrup on for binding purposes

Pinch some maple syrup for my toast."

Bloody freeloader 🙄 gonna steal my cutlery too?!

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Impose a five word minimum contribution or some thought for permission to view. "

Vote for him in the next election

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Allow him to eat his toast in my bed.

Roll him in the crumbs

😅😅😅

Chuck some maple syrup on for binding purposes

Pinch some maple syrup for my toast.

Bloody freeloader 🙄 gonna steal my cutlery too?!"

Steal his suit.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Impose a five word minimum contribution or some thought for permission to view.

Vote for him in the next election "

Look dreamily in her direction

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town


"Impose a five word minimum contribution or some thought for permission to view.

Vote for him in the next election

Look dreamily in her direction"

Pinch his toast whilst hes not looking

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple
3 weeks ago

Oxford


"Impose a five word minimum contribution or some thought for permission to view.

Vote for him in the next election "

😂

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple
3 weeks ago

Oxford


"Impose a five word minimum contribution or some thought for permission to view.

Vote for him in the next election

Look dreamily in her direction

Pinch his toast whilst hes not looking "

I think you know x

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By *b40Man
3 weeks ago

lisburn


"Impose a five word minimum contribution or some thought for permission to view.

Vote for him in the next election

Look dreamily in her direction

Pinch his toast whilst hes not looking

I think you know x "

Help rub any crumbs off chest from the toast

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Impose a five word minimum contribution or some thought for permission to view.

Vote for him in the next election

Look dreamily in her direction

Pinch his toast whilst hes not looking

I think you know x "

Throw the toast in front of her to see if she'll bend to pick it up.

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Impose a five word minimum contribution or some thought for permission to view.

Vote for him in the next election

Look dreamily in her direction

Pinch his toast whilst hes not looking

I think you know x "

We don’t 👀

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Impose a five word minimum contribution or some thought for permission to view.

Vote for him in the next election

Look dreamily in her direction

Pinch his toast whilst hes not looking

I think you know x

Throw the toast in front of her to see if she'll bend to pick it up."

Judge her if she eats floor toast

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
3 weeks ago

the big city

Take him home with me

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town


"Take him home with me "

Ask tarzan to howl as he runs through a field in a loin cloth

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By *eatgobblerMan
3 weeks ago

surrey/Hampshire

Find out what's at the top of those lovely thighs x

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By *pencoupleslCouple
3 weeks ago

South London/Surrey

Watch S suck her tits while she sits on my face

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By *ayronfeetMan
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

Massage her feet

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By *017chesterladMan
3 weeks ago

chester


"Massage her feet "

Arm wrestle him and hope for the best

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple
3 weeks ago

Oxford


"Impose a five word minimum contribution or some thought for permission to view.

Vote for him in the next election

Look dreamily in her direction

Pinch his toast whilst hes not looking

I think you know x

Throw the toast in front of her to see if she'll bend to pick it up.

Judge her if she eats floor toast "

Floor toast 😂

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By *nalAddict01Man
3 weeks ago

Andover

Go to the beach!

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By *F25Man
3 weeks ago

kent

good day for a beach beer

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Go to the beach!"

Grab him a wet wipe

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

[Removed by poster at 01/05/26 22:37:53]

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Go to the beach!

Grab him a wet wipe "

Watch Naomi Schiff talking on TV, get distracted and not think of an amusing reply.

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Go to the beach!

Grab him a wet wipe

Watch Naomi Schiff talking on TV, get distracted and not think of an amusing reply."

But post it anyway?

And you actually put clothes ON to reply. I’m hurt, SOG

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Go to the beach!

Grab him a wet wipe

Watch Naomi Schiff talking on TV, get distracted and not think of an amusing reply.

But post it anyway?

And you actually put clothes ON to reply. I’m hurt, SOG"

Naomi is so pretty.

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Go to the beach!

Grab him a wet wipe

Watch Naomi Schiff talking on TV, get distracted and not think of an amusing reply.

But post it anyway?

And you actually put clothes ON to reply. I’m hurt, SOG

Naomi is so pretty."

I have feelings you know…

(She’s wearing three quarter length trousers. I’ve never been more flaccid)

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Go to the beach!

Grab him a wet wipe

Watch Naomi Schiff talking on TV, get distracted and not think of an amusing reply.

But post it anyway?

And you actually put clothes ON to reply. I’m hurt, SOG

Naomi is so pretty.

I have feelings you know…

(She’s wearing three quarter length trousers. I’ve never been more flaccid)"

Naomi could explain brake bias while dressed as a motorway services toilet cleaner and I’d be nodding like it was foreplay.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

Well I just gone done killed tbe thread 🤣🤣🤣

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
3 weeks ago

La La Land

Invite him for a very hot, sweaty, session

In the gym

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By *eaSlutsCouple
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Invite him for a very hot, sweaty, session

In the gym "

Feel those stunning legs

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By *oxtrot9Man
3 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

Tease her with my hands and keep her on the edge

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town


"Tease her with my hands and keep her on the edge "

Trot on his fox 🦊

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By *agicm696Man
3 weeks ago

High Wycombe

Eat out

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Eat out "

Ask which restaurant

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By *occerstar579Man
3 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant"

Ask him to shave if eating out

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By *TinRedCouple
3 weeks ago

Reading


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out "

Put that belt across his butt

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out "

Give him a finger of fudge

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By *_y.sMan
3 weeks ago

sutton coldfield

[Removed by poster at 01/05/26 23:06:09]

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By *_y.sMan
3 weeks ago

sutton coldfield


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out

Give him a finger of fudge "

Squeeze that arse

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple
3 weeks ago

Oxford


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out

Put that belt across his butt "

Eat that ass

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By *eaSlutsCouple
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out

Put that belt across his butt

Eat that ass"

Recreate some of their photos with them

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out

Put that belt across his butt

Eat that ass"

Give them a toothbrush.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out

Put that belt across his butt

Eat that ass

Recreate some of their photos with them "

Abduct and do naughty things.

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple
3 weeks ago

Oxford


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out

Put that belt across his butt

Eat that ass

Recreate some of their photos with them "

Have them tell us which ones x

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out

Put that belt across his butt

Eat that ass

Recreate some of their photos with them

Abduct and do naughty things."

Ask him to abduct me

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By *_y.sMan
3 weeks ago

sutton coldfield


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out

Put that belt across his butt

Eat that ass

Recreate some of their photos with them

Abduct and do naughty things.

Ask him to abduct me "

Bury my face in that arse

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By *b40Man
3 weeks ago

lisburn


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out

Put that belt across his butt

Eat that ass

Recreate some of their photos with them

Abduct and do naughty things.

Ask him to abduct me "

Help the person Mrs wolves wants to abduct her

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Eat out

Ask which restaurant

Ask him to shave if eating out

Put that belt across his butt

Eat that ass

Recreate some of their photos with them

Abduct and do naughty things.

Ask him to abduct me

Bury my face in that arse"

Inform him of her curry only diet.

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
3 weeks ago

La La Land

Game of naked twister

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By *_y.sMan
3 weeks ago

sutton coldfield


"Game of naked twister "

Squeeze her arse

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Game of naked twister "

Ask if we all have to be on a curry diet before twister 😕

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By *othi30Man
3 weeks ago

Wakefield

Have a squeeze of her ass with the other guy 😂👌

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Game of naked twister "

I read your profile, I wont be allowed to eatalotayourpus

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple
3 weeks ago

Oxford

Paper, scissors, stone

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By *tormyIsHornyMan
3 weeks ago

Caernarfon

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By *c4funMan
3 weeks ago

nottingham


"Paper, scissors, stone"

Definitely scissors

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
3 weeks ago

La La Land

Let him watch me scissor Filthygorgeous 🔥

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By *_y.sMan
3 weeks ago

sutton coldfield


"Let him watch me scissor Filthygorgeous 🔥"

Join in watching

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By *ilthygorgeous1Couple
3 weeks ago

Oxford


"Let him watch me scissor Filthygorgeous 🔥"

I would let you lead 😈

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By *_y.sMan
3 weeks ago

sutton coldfield


"Let him watch me scissor Filthygorgeous 🔥

I would let you lead 😈"

Continue to watch

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By *oppet22TV/TS
3 weeks ago

huddersfield

Drink

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Lay out some chairs in an auditorium style for all the people who only wanna watch.

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By *reamz72Man
3 weeks ago

Leicester


"Lay out some chairs in an auditorium style for all the people who only wanna watch. "

Casino trip

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Wank that dick

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By *mlcutencuddleyMan
3 weeks ago

barnsley

Wud u like to put the knee pads on me xx

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By *inkonewinkMan
3 weeks ago

Durham

Leave the room

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town


"Leave the room "

🤣 laugh my head off

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By *H7in5 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Leave the room

🤣 laugh my head off"

Rub oil into those tits

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By *inkonewinkMan
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Leave the room

🤣 laugh my head off"

Play with her nipples

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