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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

A little rant.

Don't people look at there backgrounds when taking pics ? Some people have minging food and rubbish everywhere. When we look at a picture were looking at the whole thing not just the torso.

I think the backdrop shows a lot about the person.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

I'm a background checker too - oh and pics taken in filthy bathroom mirrors, yuck

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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"I'm a background checker too - oh and pics taken in filthy bathroom mirrors, yuck "

Had to check our pics then make sure our mirrors were clean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good grief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little rant.

Don't people look at there backgrounds when taking pics ? Some people have minging food and rubbish everywhere. When we look at a picture were looking at the whole thing not just the torso.

I think the backdrop shows a lot about the person. "

Completely agree! Saw a pic earlier today where it looks like the carpet hadn't been vacuumed for a month.

Another thing we have a snigger about is where the guy is supposedly single, but in the background there are things like tampons on shelves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when men just drop their trousers and pull t-shirt up. Why can't they strip completely lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little rant.

Don't people look at there backgrounds when taking pics ? Some people have minging food and rubbish everywhere. When we look at a picture were looking at the whole thing not just the torso.

I think the backdrop shows a lot about the person. "

When my attention was eventually drawn from your lovely boobs, I did find myself admiring your zebra print bedsheets x

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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"A little rant.

Don't people look at there backgrounds when taking pics ? Some people have minging food and rubbish everywhere. When we look at a picture were looking at the whole thing not just the torso.

I think the backdrop shows a lot about the person.

When my attention was eventually drawn from your lovely boobs, I did find myself admiring your zebra print bedsheets x"

There just cheap ones. We like to change them regular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I thought they were stylish - preferred your boobs though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That classic from years ago where the girl is on the bed, on her knees, kebab on show....as was her kid in the corner of the room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So true - we look at the background too. Bedrooms that look like recycling banks :-/

And our favourite - non smokers stated in their profiles but the room is full of cigarette packets and ash trays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people care, some people don't, each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And our favourite - non smokers stated in their profiles but the room is full of cigarette packets and ash trays "

Perhaps they don't like sharing?

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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Some people care, some people don't, each to their own. "
If you don't care about your surroundings surely you don't care about your own hygiene looks. ? How could you play in a environment like that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be congratulating them......at least you've got a heads up from the pics instead of walking head first into a house that needs Kim and Aggie round

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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"You should be congratulating them......at least you've got a heads up from the pics instead of walking head first into a house that needs Kim and Aggie round "

Didn't look at it that way good thinking

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

This is one of the funniest and wittiest threads Ive seen on here ... I hope Kim and Aggie ARE listening and are going to do something about it instead of just saying "Ooh yes. We will make How Clean Is Your Sex Room?" ... lets get a campaign going ... Gordon Ramsay made meals in a blimmin' prison ferchrissakes! Surely it wouldnt be too much to ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked ours thank god they are ok lol

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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"This is one of the funniest and wittiest threads Ive seen on here ... I hope Kim and Aggie ARE listening and are going to do something about it instead of just saying "Ooh yes. We will make How Clean Is Your Sex Room?" ... lets get a campaign going ... Gordon Ramsay made meals in a blimmin' prison ferchrissakes! Surely it wouldnt be too much to ask? "

Defo not the funniest. And your humour is not the best because you have totally lost me.

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By *ndercover2016Couple
over a year ago

turriff


"That classic from years ago where the girl is on the bed, on her knees, kebab on show....as was her kid in the corner of the room..."
saw that on twitter. ..was so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha

out of interest which half of the couple started the thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We purposely take our photo's in the surroundings we live in for this very reason ..... had many a shock turning up at some people's houses

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


" And your humour is not the best because you have totally lost me. "

Congratulations on your self-acquired promotion tp the position of the FabSwingers Official Forum Humour Yardstick

If I've fallen below your high standards of smirk-inducement, wit and repartee then I deeply apologise and will take steps to redress the matter immediately ... or not. As you may think ...

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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

There really is some wanna be smart arsed people that comment on some forum.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once saw a load of Archer's audio tapes on a shelf in the background on one pic. I know I'm not rock n roll, but crikey, there is a limit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one of the funniest and wittiest threads Ive seen on here ... I hope Kim and Aggie ARE listening and are going to do something about it instead of just saying "Ooh yes. We will make How Clean Is Your Sex Room?" ... lets get a campaign going ... Gordon Ramsay made meals in a blimmin' prison ferchrissakes! Surely it wouldnt be too much to ask? "

Def funny ...

would they clean up the people in the room too??

I always check out backgrounds oh and finger nails....

Ughhh

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"

Def funny ...

would they clean up the people in the room too??

I always check out backgrounds oh and finger nails....

Ughhh "

I always look for carpets on the floors (thats always a nice touch) and the quality of the furniture

Tho' this isnt so much a Through The Keyhole style thread.. its more a Columbo episode!

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Some people just don't always think where others are more clued up, we usually redo pics of couples we meet if their pics are a bit rank...if they want more pics that is lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" And your humour is not the best because you have totally lost me.

Congratulations on your self-acquired promotion tp the position of the FabSwingers Official Forum Humour Yardstick

If I've fallen below your high standards of smirk-inducement, wit and repartee then I deeply apologise and will take steps to redress the matter immediately ... or not. As you may think ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little rant.

Don't people look at there backgrounds when taking pics ? Some people have minging food and rubbish everywhere. When we look at a picture were looking at the whole thing not just the torso.

I think the backdrop shows a lot about the person. "

Lol I thought I was the only 1 that did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one of the funniest and wittiest threads Ive seen on here ... I hope Kim and Aggie ARE listening and are going to do something about it instead of just saying "Ooh yes. We will make How Clean Is Your Sex Room?" ... lets get a campaign going ... Gordon Ramsay made meals in a blimmin' prison ferchrissakes! Surely it wouldnt be too much to ask?

Defo not the funniest. And your humour is not the best because you have totally lost me. "

I thought it was amusing! I think it could be the next "reality tv" prog. Swingers meets hoarders meets kim and agie. I can see the meeting at channel 4 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think the backdrop shows a lot about the person. "

What do ours say then?

That we live in a rather dubious blacked-out house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked our pics, oh dear, very messy!

Lol

Susan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly think it doesn't make much of a difference because inevitably if you are really attracted to the person in the pic, the half eaten kebab in the background doesn't even register lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you are really attracted to the person in the pic, the half eaten kebab in the background doesn't even register lol "

Too busy looking at the mayo-covered one in the foreground, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now feel the need to add a note to our profile to say that I'm in the process of getting a new stair carpet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. I saw a pic once with a toilet that wasnt flushed. I think the Stair carpet gets a pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks, lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly think it doesn't make much of a difference because inevitably if you are really attracted to the person in the pic, the half eaten kebab in the background doesn't even register lol "

Some of the back grounds I've seen would put an end to any attraction!!

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

Just had to check our pics.

All clean, although some of the decor is now a bit dated.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Simply put.....Yes!

Not bothered about decor....Only check out the mess in background lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness


"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning "

But did not decline the shag????

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning "

I wouldnt have stayed.....hate messy fkrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning

I wouldnt have stayed.....hate messy fkrs "

I hear Ya!

It came as a shock actually as I had mether for a social and she was well dressed, smelled good, and really presentable. When I went to her flat it was a late night spur of the moment invite, and it was a considerable drive. Thankfully her bedroom was clean and tidy

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning

I wouldnt have stayed.....hate messy fkrs

I hear Ya!

It came as a shock actually as I had mether for a social and she was well dressed, smelled good, and really presentable. When I went to her flat it was a late night spur of the moment invite, and it was a considerable drive. Thankfully her bedroom was clean and tidy"

Ok let you off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning

But did not decline the shag????

"
no, am I a bad man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning "

maybe it wasnt asleep...

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness


"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning

I wouldnt have stayed.....hate messy fkrs

I hear Ya!

It came as a shock actually as I had mether for a social and she was well dressed, smelled good, and really presentable. When I went to her flat it was a late night spur of the moment invite, and it was a considerable drive. Thankfully her bedroom was clean and tidy"

Until you got there.

Bum tish! I'm here all week. Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning

But did not decline the shag????

no, am I a bad man? "

I wouldn't have shagged the frying pan though, ya don't know where that particular pussy had been lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've declined meet invitations based on image backgrounds... Cleanliness of the house often speaks volumes for the people themselves!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I've declined meet invitations based on image backgrounds... Cleanliness of the house often speaks volumes for the people themselves!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning

I wouldnt have stayed.....hate messy fkrs

I hear Ya!

It came as a shock actually as I had mether for a social and she was well dressed, smelled good, and really presentable. When I went to her flat it was a late night spur of the moment invite, and it was a considerable drive. Thankfully her bedroom was clean and tidy

Until you got there.

Bum tish! I'm here all week. Thank you!"

Haha not really, after all that effort, she wouldn't even repay the favors I did for her. Aah well my Mam always said 'ya don't give to receive'

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