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"They’re hot but I’m not sure about that duvet cover " It’ll take you that long to take your suit off and hang it up we’d be asleep | |||
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"They’re hot but I’m not sure about that duvet cover It’ll take you that long to take your suit off and hang it up we’d be asleep " It’s got popppers(sp) down the side like those adidas trackies from the 90’s | |||
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"The emojis would be to distracting" I've left my foof at home | |||
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"The emojis would be to distracting I've left my foof at home Lol I suppose it's not worth bringing with unless you know your gonna need it 🤣 | |||
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"The emojis would be to distracting I've left my foof at home I dont want the devil in me. 😇 | |||
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"The emojis would be to distracting I've left my foof at home I come with "an exercise your own demons" kit 😇 | |||
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"He has the devil in him already." I've nothing to say to you and feel deflated. | |||
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"He has the devil in him already. I've nothing to say to you and feel deflated." I would only dissapoint him | |||
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"He has the devil in him already. I've nothing to say to you and feel deflated. I would only dissapoint him " She's lacking confidence | |||
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"The Boro shirt " He likes watching couples | |||
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"Has better boobs than me and I'd just cry the whole time" I’d probably call out _earditall’s name mid fuck | |||
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"Has better boobs than me and I'd just cry the whole time" Two ugly birds in such close proximity would make the world implode! E | |||
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"As uglybird would likely tie me to bed and steal car to go get rollies and hooch for the offy" I wouldnt want a headbutt off him | |||
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"...she'd squeeze me with those thicc thighs The uses teatree and mint fanny burner | |||
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"...she'd squeeze me with those thicc thighs I think that everything I say would be old news. 😪 | |||
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"He’s taller than me You’re not my type | |||
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"He’s taller than me He's the fussy type | |||
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"He’s taller than me His confidence is too much for me | |||
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"He’s taller than me She would ruin the crucial moment with a sarky comment | |||
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"I don't fuck ugly birds" He called suitedgent an ugly bird. Thats not nice | |||
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"I don't fuck ugly birds He called suitedgent an ugly bird. Thats not nice " Ironically still nicer than anything you or UB have ever said. | |||
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"What about a butt, Russy 😉 " Looks better in a suit than me. | |||
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"What about a butt, Russy 😉 " It would be an honour | |||
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"It's a long way to Chester, cant catch a flight" He doesn't put in the effort | |||
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"he never makes me breakfast on bed " There is a shark fin sticking out of his bathwater | |||
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"He's too busy playing with his balls Arse isn't big enough | |||
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"We would last long as she is so hot x" It would have to me with wifey and only as the BBC is far to big for me 😳 | |||
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"My webcam won't work " There’s nowhere for me to put it | |||
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"My webcam won't work There’s nowhere for me to put it " He doesnt know where to put it | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not" He is too belting for me | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not He is too belting for me " She insists on bumming me first | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not" But as its a lovely day im taking my goldfish for a walk ✨️ | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not" He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜 | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜" I'm just way to lazy | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜 I'm just way to lazy Unfortunately shes too lazy … | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜 I'm just way to lazy You’d probably need therapy after | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜 I'm just way to lazy She underestimates my mental fortitude | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜 I'm just way to lazy You aren't a female. | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜 I'm just way to lazy You eat cake from a glass | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜 I'm just way to lazy Gollum gollum gollum | |||
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"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜 I'm just way to lazy But that IS your sex noise?! | |||
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"Were busy fixing something tou can ride much harder 🫠" I'm washing my hair | |||
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"Were busy fixing something tou can ride much harder 🫠" They're busy fixing something else | |||
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"Were busy fixing something tou can ride much harder 🫠 They're busy fixing something else I'm jammed in a doorway after turning sideways | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough" He thinks I'm ugly | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough He thinks I'm ugly Nothing new to tell her | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough He thinks I'm ugly Mu mum said no sorry ✨️ | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough He thinks I'm ugly He is too tense | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough He thinks I'm ugly I might enjoy it a bit too much... | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough He thinks I'm ugly I have note from the doctor | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough He thinks I'm ugly I've asked for a second opinion | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough He thinks I'm ugly They are to busy queueing at the doctors | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough He thinks I'm ugly I'm about to make breakfast | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough He thinks I'm ugly I wouldn't know where to start | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough He thinks I'm ugly I love a man in a beak mask. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47] You're not attractive enough He thinks I'm ugly I don’t own a beak mask…! | |||
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"I don't own a 'beak mask,' I only fuck during Christmas | |||
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"Its not Christmas now :D" I like NFCM so your out | |||
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"Its not Christmas now :D I like NFCM so your out " You're ugly | |||
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"Dammit :D haha" Im too ugly 😭 | |||
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"Not hairy enough for me" But I’m worried where you might put that thumb | |||
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"My gold fish has swimming lessons" I'm strictly dickly. | |||
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"My gold fish has swimming lessons I'm strictly dickly. " I only know the foxtrot | |||
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"My gold fish has swimming lessons" Absolutely howling at this 🤣 | |||
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"My gold fish has swimming lessons Absolutely howling at this 🤣" He’s too busy being amused | |||
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"My gold fish has swimming lessons Absolutely howling at this 🤣 He’s too busy being amused " I'm shaving my feet | |||
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"My gold fish has swimming lessons Absolutely howling at this 🤣 He’s too busy being amused I'm shaving my feet " The footballs on | |||
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"My gold fish has swimming lessons Absolutely howling at this 🤣 He’s too busy being amused I'm shaving my feet " Mine take a LOT longer to shave | |||
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"My gold fish has swimming lessons Absolutely howling at this 🤣 He’s too busy being amused I'm shaving my feet Mine take a LOT longer to shave " Id be to busy cleaning the mirror 😂 | |||
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"I prefer females " You don't have enough cock pics | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics" I'm not attractive enough | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough The wet Tee is a massive turn off | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough He is ugly | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough It’s not rocket shaped | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough She doesn't have a penis | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough She needs a rest from this mornings Stanners shagging 😂 | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough He does have a penis. And he's ugly 🤣 | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough we wouldnt be sure to come out alive after embedding our faces in those wonderfull ah-la-boobies | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough Not enough temptations | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough My wife is the jealous type! Mr 🐺 | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough I've an allergy to.his chocolate orange | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough I'm sure I'd disappoint him in about 6 ways at once! | |||
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"I prefer females You don't have enough cock pics I'm not attractive enough The disappointment is real | |||
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"I’m about to watch Gogglebox " I am not close enough to get to you lol | |||
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"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol" There are monsters in your area | |||
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"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol There are monsters in your area " would defo not say no!! Msg me anyone for face pic. (Woman) | |||
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"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol There are monsters in your area would defo not say no!! Msg me anyone for face pic. (Woman)" Because I'm celibate | |||
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"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol There are monsters in your area would defo not say no!! Msg me anyone for face pic. (Woman)" I'm washing my hair | |||
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"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol There are monsters in your area would defo not say no!! Msg me anyone for face pic. (Woman) I'm washing my hair You’re like nearly a 5hr flight away | |||
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"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol There are monsters in your area would defo not say no!! Msg me anyone for face pic. (Woman) I'm washing my hair 🤣🤣 that's very true | |||
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"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol There are monsters in your area " there all very friendly tho | |||
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"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol There are monsters in your area there all very friendly tho Its too big | |||
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"Your married " I knew it 😂😂 | |||
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"Your married " I'm married to her | |||
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"Your married I'm married to her" I’m fucking someothergirl | |||
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"Your married I'm married to her I’m fucking someothergirl Aren't we all 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you " But I'm all fucked out | |||
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"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you But I'm all fucked out I had a busy weekend | |||
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"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you But I'm all fucked out He's only looking to meet genuine women and I'm not genuine | |||
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"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you But I'm all fucked out I don't think I could find your clit or pussy 😜 | |||
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"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you But I'm all fucked out I value my molly | |||
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"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you But I'm all fucked out Im ending the thread | |||
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