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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist

Why would you not fuck the person above.

Make it funny, no nastiness yada yada yada

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
5 days ago

london

Because I’d cum in about 2 seconds. D

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By *uitedGent.Man
5 days ago

Milton Keynes

They’re hot but I’m not sure about that duvet cover

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By *hinstrapMan
5 days ago

sheffield

...to bush drinking coffee she having a perv

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By *abcouple1403Couple
5 days ago

Newcastle


"They’re hot but I’m not sure about that duvet cover "

It’ll take you that long to take your suit off and hang it up we’d be asleep

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By *evilinyouMan
5 days ago

Bristol

The emojis would be to distracting

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By *rafter69Man
5 days ago

upminster

Because your a geezer

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By *uitedGent.Man
5 days ago

Milton Keynes


"They’re hot but I’m not sure about that duvet cover

It’ll take you that long to take your suit off and hang it up we’d be asleep "

It’s got popppers(sp) down the side like those adidas trackies from the 90’s

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By *kbwc1995Man
5 days ago

manchester/bradford

Can't get past the suit

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory


"The emojis would be to distracting"

I've left my foof at home

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By *evilinyouMan
5 days ago

Bristol


"The emojis would be to distracting

I've left my foof at home "

Lol I suppose it's not worth bringing with unless you know your gonna need it 🤣

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"The emojis would be to distracting

I've left my foof at home

Lol I suppose it's not worth bringing with unless you know your gonna need it 🤣"

I dont want the devil in me. 😇

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
5 days ago

Port Talbot

But nothing, let’s get on with it…….

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By *evilinyouMan
5 days ago

Bristol


"The emojis would be to distracting

I've left my foof at home

Lol I suppose it's not worth bringing with unless you know your gonna need it 🤣

I dont want the devil in me. 😇"

I come with "an exercise your own demons" kit 😇

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster

He has the devil in him already.

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By *apua New GuineaMan
5 days ago

nearby


"He has the devil in him already."

I've nothing to say to you and feel deflated.

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"He has the devil in him already.

I've nothing to say to you and feel deflated."

I would only dissapoint him

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By *peedyGMan
5 days ago

Telford


"He has the devil in him already.

I've nothing to say to you and feel deflated.

I would only dissapoint him "

She's lacking confidence

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By *evilinyouMan
5 days ago

Bristol

That moustache would tickle my face if we kissed

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By *ornyguy666Man
5 days ago

Nottingham

The Boro shirt

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster


"The Boro shirt "

He likes watching couples

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
5 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Has better boobs than me and I'd just cry the whole time

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By *hinstrapMan
5 days ago

sheffield

She'd be too busy crying as my boobs are bigger than hers

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By *uitedGent.Man
5 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Has better boobs than me and I'd just cry the whole time"

I’d probably call out _earditall’s name mid fuck

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By *ermanentlyHorny8082Couple
5 days ago

North West


"Has better boobs than me and I'd just cry the whole time"

Two ugly birds in such close proximity would make the world implode!

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By *ercuryMikeMan
5 days ago

Newtown / Oswestry

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By *ercuryMikeMan
5 days ago

Newtown / Oswestry

As uglybird would likely tie me to bed and steal car to go get rollies and hooch from the offy

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"As uglybird would likely tie me to bed and steal car to go get rollies and hooch for the offy"

I wouldnt want a headbutt off him

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By *hinstrapMan
5 days ago

sheffield

...she'd squeeze me with those thicc thighs

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster


"...she'd squeeze me with those thicc thighs "

The uses teatree and mint fanny burner

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By *orny IrishMan
5 days ago

North Wiltshire


"...she'd squeeze me with those thicc thighs

The uses teatree and mint fanny burner"

I think that everything I say would be old news. 😪

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By *oee25Man
5 days ago

Huddersfield

He’s taller than me

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By *ace400Man
5 days ago

my back yard


"He’s taller than me "

You’re not my type

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By *peedyGMan
5 days ago

Telford


"He’s taller than me

You’re not my type "

He's the fussy type

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"He’s taller than me

You’re not my type

He's the fussy type "

His confidence is too much for me

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
5 days ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

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By *uitedGent.Man
5 days ago

Milton Keynes


"He’s taller than me

You’re not my type

He's the fussy type

His confidence is too much for me "

She would ruin the crucial moment with a sarky comment

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By *ussboycolcMan
5 days ago

Colchester

I don't fuck ugly birds

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"I don't fuck ugly birds"

He called suitedgent an ugly bird. Thats not nice

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By *uitedGent.Man
5 days ago

Milton Keynes


"I don't fuck ugly birds

He called suitedgent an ugly bird. Thats not nice "

Ironically still nicer than anything you or UB have ever said.

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By *ussboycolcMan
5 days ago

Colchester

Suited, apologies. I don't have a but for you x

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By *uitedGent.Man
5 days ago

Milton Keynes

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By *uitedGent.Man
5 days ago

Milton Keynes

What about a butt, Russy 😉

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By *peedyGMan
5 days ago

Telford


"What about a butt, Russy 😉 "

Looks better in a suit than me.

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By *evilinyouMan
5 days ago

Bristol

But looks like a toy might beat Me to it. Russ

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By *ussboycolcMan
5 days ago

Colchester


"What about a butt, Russy 😉 "

It would be an honour

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By *017chesterladMan
5 days ago

chester

I’d fuck you but, thick thighs is already in my bed 😉

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By *ocialablechapMan
5 days ago

Paphos and also SW UK

It's a long way to Chester, cant catch a flight

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By *peedyGMan
5 days ago

Telford


"It's a long way to Chester, cant catch a flight"

He doesn't put in the effort

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By *F25Man
5 days ago

kent

he never makes me breakfast on bed

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"he never makes me breakfast on bed "

There is a shark fin sticking out of his bathwater

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By *actile TensionMan
5 days ago

Sussex

Way out my league

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster

He has leagues

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By *ldmagic4uMan
5 days ago

nailsea

Ive git a golf match ( shame)

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 days ago

Leeds

He's too busy playing with his balls

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By *ankoveryouMan
5 days ago

hull


"He's too busy playing with his balls "

Arse isn't big enough

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By *unfriends6699Couple
5 days ago

tenby

We would last long as she is so hot x

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By *017chesterladMan
5 days ago

chester


"We would last long as she is so hot x"

It would have to me with wifey and only as the BBC is far to big for me 😳

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By *illabongboy1971Man
5 days ago

Penicuik

My webcam won't work

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By *etwife8230Couple
5 days ago

Newport

He's to busy with webcam x

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By *onjoliveMan
5 days ago

South Coast


"My webcam won't work "

There’s nowhere for me to put it

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By *ussex_ladMan
5 days ago

hastings

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster


"My webcam won't work

There’s nowhere for me to put it "

He doesnt know where to put it

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By *awtybikerMan
5 days ago

Barnoldswick

I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not"

He is too belting for me

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
5 days ago

Always on the move


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not

He is too belting for me "

She insists on bumming me first

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
5 days ago

S.Wales


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not"

But as its a lovely day im taking my goldfish for a walk ✨️

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By *omfoolerykentMan
5 days ago

dartford

Might get tangled in the fishnets

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By *017chesterladMan
5 days ago

chester


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not"

He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not

He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜"

I'm just way to lazy

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 days ago

Hatfield


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not

He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜

I'm just way to lazy "

Unfortunately shes too lazy …

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 days ago

Lancashire


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not

He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜

I'm just way to lazy

Unfortunately shes too lazy … "

You’d probably need therapy after

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 days ago

Hatfield


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not

He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜

I'm just way to lazy

Unfortunately shes too lazy …

You’d probably need therapy after"

She underestimates my mental fortitude

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By *WB85Man
5 days ago

Staffordshire


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not

He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜

I'm just way to lazy

Unfortunately shes too lazy …

You’d probably need therapy after

She underestimates my mental fortitude "

You aren't a female.

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not

He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜

I'm just way to lazy

Unfortunately shes too lazy …

You’d probably need therapy after

She underestimates my mental fortitude

You aren't a female. "

You eat cake from a glass

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not

He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜

I'm just way to lazy

Unfortunately shes too lazy …

You’d probably need therapy after

She underestimates my mental fortitude

You aren't a female.

You eat cake from a glass"

Gollum gollum gollum

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By *he quiet couple 91Couple
5 days ago

Wellingborough

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By *he quiet couple 91Couple
5 days ago

Wellingborough

Were busy fixing something tou can ride much harder 🫠

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I’m in Lanzarote and she’s not

He’s to busy playing with his guitar and no time for me 😜

I'm just way to lazy

Unfortunately shes too lazy …

You’d probably need therapy after

She underestimates my mental fortitude

You aren't a female.

You eat cake from a glass

Gollum gollum gollum"

But that IS your sex noise?!

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Were busy fixing something tou can ride much harder 🫠"

I'm washing my hair

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By *dgin3Man
5 days ago

Cumbria


"Were busy fixing something tou can ride much harder 🫠"

They're busy fixing something else

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
5 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Were busy fixing something tou can ride much harder 🫠

They're busy fixing something else "

I'm jammed in a doorway after turning sideways

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
5 days ago

Stourbridge

She puts pasta and anti pasta on the same shelf.

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By *ulsaKinggMan
5 days ago

birmingham

BUT Im a blu nose!

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster

24 hours from Tulsa

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By *aptain Squirt A LotMan
5 days ago

Mansfield

I would but I'm booked in for my back, sack n crack wax

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 days ago

Hatfield

He’s far too busy being de haired

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By *uddling specialistMan
5 days ago

colchester

Id rather do mmf with him

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]"

He likes cuddling

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]"

You're not attractive enough

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough"

He thinks I'm ugly

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By *actile TensionMan
5 days ago

Sussex


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough

He thinks I'm ugly "

Nothing new to tell her

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
5 days ago

S.Wales


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough

He thinks I'm ugly

Nothing new to tell her "

Mu mum said no sorry ✨️

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough

He thinks I'm ugly

Nothing new to tell her "

He is too tense

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By *urvytattedprincessWoman
5 days ago

Pentney


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough

He thinks I'm ugly

Nothing new to tell her

He is too tense"

I might enjoy it a bit too much...

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By *unfriends1976Couple
5 days ago

Darlington


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough

He thinks I'm ugly

Nothing new to tell her

He is too tense"

I have note from the doctor

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By *unfriends6699Couple
5 days ago

tenby

We work together

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By *ravelling ChappieMan
5 days ago

Stroud


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough

He thinks I'm ugly

Nothing new to tell her

He is too tense

I have note from the doctor"

I've asked for a second opinion

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 days ago

Hatfield


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough

He thinks I'm ugly

Nothing new to tell her

He is too tense

I have note from the doctor"

They are to busy queueing at the doctors

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough

He thinks I'm ugly

Nothing new to tell her

He is too tense

I have note from the doctor

They are to busy queueing at the doctors "

I'm about to make breakfast

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By *horskin!Man
5 days ago

behind you

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By *horskin!Man
5 days ago

behind you


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough

He thinks I'm ugly

Nothing new to tell her

He is too tense

I have note from the doctor

They are to busy queueing at the doctors

I'm about to make breakfast "

I wouldn't know where to start

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough

He thinks I'm ugly

Nothing new to tell her

He is too tense

I have note from the doctor

They are to busy queueing at the doctors

I'm about to make breakfast I wouldn't know where to start "

I love a man in a beak mask.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 days ago

Hatfield


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 10:59:47]

You're not attractive enough

He thinks I'm ugly

Nothing new to tell her

He is too tense

I have note from the doctor

They are to busy queueing at the doctors

I'm about to make breakfast I wouldn't know where to start

I love a man in a beak mask."

I don’t own a beak mask…!

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By *J2009Couple
5 days ago

Greater Manchester

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By *J2009Couple
5 days ago

Greater Manchester

Prefer men in beak masks

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By *.hrisMan
5 days ago

Bath

I don't own a 'beak mask,'

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By *heElvingtonTwoCouple
5 days ago

elvington


"I don't own a 'beak mask,' "

I only fuck during Christmas

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By *orthernMan1991Man
5 days ago

Seaburn

Its not Christmas now :D

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"Its not Christmas now :D"

I like NFCM so your out

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Its not Christmas now :D

I like NFCM so your out "

You're ugly

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By *orthernMan1991Man
5 days ago

Seaburn

Dammit :D haha

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"Dammit :D haha"

Im too ugly 😭

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By *orthernMan1991Man
5 days ago

Seaburn

Definitely disagree with that :D

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By *rying81Man
5 days ago

Whitehaven

Im not available fan of elephants

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By *evilinyouMan
5 days ago

Bristol

Not hairy enough for me

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By *017chesterladMan
5 days ago

chester


"Not hairy enough for me"

But I’m worried where you might put that thumb

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By *peedyGMan
5 days ago

Telford

My car has an empty tank

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By *p14Couple
5 days ago

Church Fenton

My gold fish has swimming lessons

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By *lemFandango88Woman
5 days ago

Thirsk


"My gold fish has swimming lessons"

I'm strictly dickly.

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley


"My gold fish has swimming lessons

I'm strictly dickly. "

I only know the foxtrot

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By *hinstrapMan
5 days ago

sheffield

Ahhh no trotting here. Only quick step

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By *017chesterladMan
5 days ago

chester


"My gold fish has swimming lessons"

Absolutely howling at this 🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 days ago

Bristol


"My gold fish has swimming lessons

Absolutely howling at this 🤣"

He’s too busy being amused

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Round the bend


"My gold fish has swimming lessons

Absolutely howling at this 🤣

He’s too busy being amused "

I'm shaving my feet

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By *k62023Man
5 days ago

Hertford


"My gold fish has swimming lessons

Absolutely howling at this 🤣

He’s too busy being amused

I'm shaving my feet "

The footballs on

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 days ago

Bristol


"My gold fish has swimming lessons

Absolutely howling at this 🤣

He’s too busy being amused

I'm shaving my feet "

Mine take a LOT longer to shave

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By *uddling specialistMan
5 days ago

colchester


"My gold fish has swimming lessons

Absolutely howling at this 🤣

He’s too busy being amused

I'm shaving my feet

Mine take a LOT longer to shave "

Id be to busy cleaning the mirror 😂

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By *andsCouple
5 days ago

Edin

You spend too long in the bathroom

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
5 days ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

… but I’m busy. Maybe next time?

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By *erry 58Man
5 days ago

doncaster

I prefer females

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I prefer females "

You don't have enough cock pics

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics"

I'm not attractive enough

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough "

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off"

He is ugly

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 days ago

Bristol


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly "

It’s not rocket shaped

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By *yprusdreamWoman
5 days ago

Cyprus


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly "

She doesn't have a penis

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly

She doesn't have a penis "

She needs a rest from this mornings Stanners shagging 😂

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly

She doesn't have a penis

She needs a rest from this mornings Stanners shagging 😂"

He does have a penis.

And he's ugly 🤣

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
5 days ago

plymouth


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly

She doesn't have a penis "

we wouldnt be sure to come out alive after embedding our faces in those wonderfull ah-la-boobies

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Round the bend


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly

She doesn't have a penis we wouldnt be sure to come out alive after embedding our faces in those wonderfull ah-la-boobies"

Not enough temptations

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By *erry 58Man
5 days ago

doncaster


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly

She doesn't have a penis we wouldnt be sure to come out alive after embedding our faces in those wonderfull ah-la-boobies

Not enough temptations "

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Round the bend


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly

She doesn't have a penis we wouldnt be sure to come out alive after embedding our faces in those wonderfull ah-la-boobies

Not enough temptations "

My wife is the jealous type!

Mr 🐺

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By *erry 58Man
5 days ago

doncaster


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly , I’m tired

She doesn't have a penis we wouldnt be sure to come out alive after embedding our faces in those wonderfull ah-la-boobies

Not enough temptations

My wife is the jealous type!

Mr 🐺 "

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly , I’m tired

She doesn't have a penis we wouldnt be sure to come out alive after embedding our faces in those wonderfull ah-la-boobies

Not enough temptations

My wife is the jealous type!

Mr 🐺 "

I've an allergy to.his chocolate orange

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By *lephantisMan
5 days ago

Oxford


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly , I’m tired

She doesn't have a penis we wouldnt be sure to come out alive after embedding our faces in those wonderfull ah-la-boobies

Not enough temptations

My wife is the jealous type!

Mr 🐺

I've an allergy to.his chocolate orange"

I'm sure I'd disappoint him in about 6 ways at once!

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster


"I prefer females

You don't have enough cock pics

I'm not attractive enough

The wet Tee is a massive turn off

He is ugly , I’m tired

She doesn't have a penis we wouldnt be sure to come out alive after embedding our faces in those wonderfull ah-la-boobies

Not enough temptations

My wife is the jealous type!

Mr 🐺

I've an allergy to.his chocolate orange

I'm sure I'd disappoint him in about 6 ways at once!"

The disappointment is real

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By *hinstrapMan
5 days ago

sheffield

...I'm full as just had me tea

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By *andsCouple
5 days ago

Edin

I’m about to watch Gogglebox

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
5 days ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

Looks too full, like hes just had his tea🤷

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By *imbob85Man
5 days ago

inverness


"I’m about to watch Gogglebox "
I am not close enough to get to you lol

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By *andsCouple
5 days ago

Edin


"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol"

There are monsters in your area

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By *ristol6666Man
5 days ago

bristol

[Removed by poster at 19/04/26 19:15:55]

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By *ristol6666Man
5 days ago

bristol


"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol

There are monsters in your area "

would defo not say no!! Msg me anyone for face pic. (Woman)

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory


"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol

There are monsters in your area would defo not say no!! Msg me anyone for face pic. (Woman)"

Because I'm celibate

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By *yprusdreamWoman
5 days ago

Cyprus


"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol

There are monsters in your area would defo not say no!! Msg me anyone for face pic. (Woman)"

I'm washing my hair

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By *abcouple1403Couple
5 days ago

Newcastle


"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol

There are monsters in your area would defo not say no!! Msg me anyone for face pic. (Woman)

I'm washing my hair "

You’re like nearly a 5hr flight away

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By *yprusdreamWoman
5 days ago

Cyprus


"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol

There are monsters in your area would defo not say no!! Msg me anyone for face pic. (Woman)

I'm washing my hair

You’re like nearly a 5hr flight away "

🤣🤣 that's very true

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By *ocialablechapMan
5 days ago

Paphos and also SW UK

You live to close

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By *imbob85Man
5 days ago

inverness


"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol

There are monsters in your area "

there all very friendly tho

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By *017chesterladMan
5 days ago

chester


"I’m about to watch Gogglebox I am not close enough to get to you lol

There are monsters in your area there all very friendly tho "

Its too big

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By *otMediterraneanWoman
5 days ago

MK

I’m married

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By *agicm696Man
5 days ago

High Wycombe

Your married

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By *otMediterraneanWoman
5 days ago

MK


"Your married "

I knew it 😂😂

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Your married "

I'm married to her

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By *d mirerMan
5 days ago

lost


"Your married

I'm married to her"

I’m fucking someothergirl

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By *omeotherguyMan
5 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Your married

I'm married to her

I’m fucking someothergirl "

Aren't we all 🤣🤣🤣

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By *evilinyouMan
5 days ago

Bristol

I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory


"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you "

But I'm all fucked out

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By *orny1300Man
5 days ago

Hull

I’d fuck you but I’m scared of the devil

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By *xstevenxxMan
5 days ago

dublin


"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you

But I'm all fucked out "

I had a busy weekend

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
5 days ago

Newtownbutler


"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you

But I'm all fucked out

I had a busy weekend

"

He's only looking to meet genuine women and I'm not genuine

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By *ax-switchMan
5 days ago

Essex


"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you

But I'm all fucked out

I had a busy weekend

"

I don't think I could find your clit or pussy 😜

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster


"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you

But I'm all fucked out

I had a busy weekend

I don't think I could find your clit or pussy 😜 "

I value my molly

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
5 days ago

your hotlist


"I'd be to focused on those sexy hands to actually fuck you

But I'm all fucked out

I had a busy weekend

I don't think I could find your clit or pussy 😜

I value my molly"

Im ending the thread

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