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Recalibration of the Male Tape Measure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have yet many guys who call themselves Well Endowed or in some cases Very Well Endowed when in reality they are merely average. I'm not sure how these guys measure their penis' or what they use but it is laughable when a guy with a 5 1/2" penis tries to pass himself off as VWE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have yet many guys who call themselves Well Endowed or in some cases Very Well Endowed when in reality they are merely average. I'm not sure how these guys measure their penis' or what they use but it is laughable when a guy with a 5 1/2" penis tries to pass himself off as VWE."

It's ambiguous term and one I don't like despite using it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do centimetres count? I've got a good 9 and a half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do centimetres count? I've got a good 9 and a half"

Yay! Go you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like when guys claim to have a 9" cock and have the pic on with ruler/tape measure but at the base of cock you can only see 2 1/2" showing, where do these people measure it from? There ring peice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose for some men they have to use every trick in the book to bag a woman on here. Why else would they lie if it wasn't their true cock size?

Silk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why else would they lie if it wasn't their true cock size?"

I don't have to lie about my cock size because my cock is AWESOME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there are so many profiles stating guys must be a certain size that some must feel its worth mentioning it on their profile,lying of course will only make you look like a big cock in a bad way eventually anyway

Some of my friends have told me they get opening messages from people that more or less just say how big is your cock and thats all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like when guys claim to have a 9" cock and have the pic on with ruler/tape measure but at the base of cock you can only see 2 1/2" showing, where do these people measure it from? There ring peice lol"

Ive found the hip is a good place, after all its them that do all the hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never measured mine, never felt the need too but I have to stand on tip-toe when I go to the loo or my willy gets wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have yet many guys who call themselves Well Endowed or in some cases Very Well Endowed when in reality they are merely average. I'm not sure how these guys measure their penis' or what they use but it is laughable when a guy with a 5 1/2" penis tries to pass himself off as VWE."

So why not put in your profile what you consider as WE and VWE and ask the men you meet of proof of measurement - in that way you remove the ambiguity for both parties.

Job Done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/06/13 22:43:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont understand why people measure their cock anyway. Its not like your going to change its size or length now is it?

You just have to make do with what you have..and if you know how to use it then I dont think size plays a major part..

Although, for many it may be the visual element of having a BIG cock. But then, they turn around to be a bigger dick i have been told lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why else would they lie if it wasn't their true cock size?

I don't have to lie about my cock size because my cock is AWESOME "

It looks good next to fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never measured mine, never felt the need too but I have to stand on tip-toe when I go to the loo or my willy gets wet "

Thats so unhygenic lol you should sit down you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why lie about it because when you meet someone you will be found out. No matter whether big or small theres bugger all you can do as you stuck with it.

Get over it and be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never measured mine, never felt the need too but I have to stand on tip-toe when I go to the loo or my willy gets wet

Thats so unhygenic lol you should sit down you know "

LMAO wash as you wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still dont see the correlation of being a good meet with having a big cock

hate seeing male profiles proclaim it, hate seeing it on cpls profiles too

in fact anything on the profile thats boastful

*yup..I use pics to boast of my fun times..total hypocrite eh

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"I think there are so many profiles stating guys must be a certain size that some must feel its worth mentioning it on their profile,lying of course will only make you look like a big cock in a bad way eventually anyway

Some of my friends have told me they get opening messages from people that more or less just say how big is your cock and thats all "

I think this is part of the problem. I see a lot of profiles stating must be 9 or 10 inch+ and then the same profiles constantly complaining about fakes and time wasters. Do they not understand how averages work? There really aren't that many 10 inch cocks out there and any larger than that you're talking about genetic freaks.

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I have yet many guys who call themselves Well Endowed or in some cases Very Well Endowed when in reality they are merely average. I'm not sure how these guys measure their penis' or what they use but it is laughable when a guy with a 5 1/2" penis tries to pass himself off as VWE."

I just started another post yesterday exactly about this . The terms are used very loosely and subjectively . My view is 7-8 inches is WE and 8 inches plus is VWE , but stand to be be corrected.

Also the correct way to measure a penis is along the top . Starting from the base of your shaft where it joins your abdomen to the tip . I'm sure a lot of guys measure the underside , which in my case turns my 7 inches into nearly 10 .

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Use to be VWE before I got married ,,,,,, now after 32 years I am broke lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe men should start putting on their profiles "Looking for tight pussies only" and see what comes back to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe men should start putting on their profiles "Looking for tight pussies only" and see what comes back to them "

A very indignant and how very dare you huff will probably come back to them from disgruntled women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its about time the EU standardised the method which guys use to measure their cocks!(they have with everything else!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe men should start putting on their profiles "Looking for tight pussies only" and see what comes back to them "

if you get a woman exited her pussy shouldn't be "tight" but "just right"

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