FabSwingers.com forum: Shortest meet you had

By *assiieneilx OP Man
7 weeks ago

Newcastle under lyme

5 mins

Guy came round for a massage

He seemed a bit nervous

He had a pee

We had a short chat

Said he had left his keys in his car

Left, never heard from him again

Checked fab after 10 mins

Blocked

His loss, asI give a great massage

What’s your shortest ?

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By *vonCalling2022Couple
7 weeks ago

Whyteleafe

A guy came upstairs to find me masturbating. He got his cock out, came all over my boobs within about 10 seconds! Apologised and left!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

0 seconds. Not had one. Ergo I win!

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By *eeping1Man
7 weeks ago

pontypridd

140cm

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By *assiieneilx OP Man
7 weeks ago

Newcastle under lyme

"0 seconds. Not had one. Ergo I win! "

That doesn’t count

You’re fired

Make your own way out

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By *3johnboyMan
7 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

"A guy came upstairs to find me masturbating. He got his cock out, came all over my boobs within about 10 seconds! Apologised and left!!!"

Well you do have great boobs but I know that I would want more than just to come over them as I am a little greedy x

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By *assiieneilx OP Man
7 weeks ago

Newcastle under lyme

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By *assiieneilx OP Man
7 weeks ago

Newcastle under lyme

"140cm"

4ft7 in imperial

A small person

Or a massive cock

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Sexville

About 2 mins, he came to my hotel room, unzipped, came after about 30secs of me sucking, zipped up, thanked me, left. 😂

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By *assiieneilx OP Man
7 weeks ago

Newcastle under lyme

"A guy came upstairs to find me masturbating. He got his cock out, came all over my boobs within about 10 seconds! Apologised and left!!!"

He could at least have stayed to clean up after himself

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By *assiieneilx OP Man
7 weeks ago

Newcastle under lyme

"About 2 mins, he came to my hotel room, unzipped, came after about 30secs of me sucking, zipped up, thanked me, left. 😂"

At least you got something out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"About 2 mins, he came to my hotel room, unzipped, came after about 30secs of me sucking, zipped up, thanked me, left. 😂"

Great, you could have told me this is how you were going to put up my verification

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Motherwell

Well hung truck driver , had sucked him off a few times , wanted to try fucking me, tried to get the condom on and he blew as it was going over his helmet, never saw him again, under 2 minutes from quick BJ to condom I reckon. Mx 👿

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By *assiieneilx OP Man
7 weeks ago

Newcastle under lyme

"Well hung truck driver , had sucked him off a few times , wanted to try fucking me, tried to get the condom on and he blew as it was going over his helmet, never saw him again, under 2 minutes from quick BJ to condom I reckon. Mx 👿"

Is there no man on fab with stamina?

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Sexville

"About 2 mins, he came to my hotel room, unzipped, came after about 30secs of me sucking, zipped up, thanked me, left. 😂

Great, you could have told me this is how you were going to put up my verification

It wasn’t you on this occasion, plus your were only 15seconds but you did stay longer to help me tidy up which was kind x

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
7 weeks ago

Midlands

Probably about 10 mins. I did a lot of cum and go meets.

Katie

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By *eetloveMan
7 weeks ago

Duoglas

In the bushes on the beach. He came and I gave him a blowjob. It was over in 3-4 minutes and he left lol

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By *ichjobMan
7 weeks ago

Dublin

Few weeks ago. Popped round a guys flat unzipped me and sucked me till I came in his mouth. 5 mins max. Was horny all day and had to find a mouth to cum into.

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By *ovecurveaMan
7 weeks ago

Budapest

10 min wouldnt be enought with u, if i have a meet with i like the long play not a quick one.

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By *ister Blue-EyesMan
7 weeks ago

Wetherby

"About 2 mins, he came to my hotel room, unzipped, came after about 30secs of me sucking, zipped up, thanked me, left. 😂

Great, you could have told me this is how you were going to put up my verification

It wasn’t you on this occasion, plus your were only 15seconds but you did stay longer to help me tidy up which was kind x"

😂 😂

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By *ease and fun2Man
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh

My mrs had a meet in benidorm young guy turned up lasted 5 mins said he had to go came loads though

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By *orphia2003Woman
7 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Socially, I've had several that lasted less than 15mins.

1) Met at local pub after chatting online. Discovered 'she' was actually 'he'. Left rapidly.

2) Agreed to meet for social. Local cafe had closed early. Invited back to mine for coffee, explaining I was expecting my niece home from school shortly. Came in from kitchen to find him sitting on sofa with his cock out. He was rapidly turfed out.

3)Met for drink. He was very vocal about wanting to take it further. I declined and left. He followed, apologised blaming nerves, then tried to grope me. Ended up having to restrain him in arm-lock outside pub. Security were great though.

Sexual / BDSM meets. About 5 mins.

1) Turned up to be pegged. Hadn't 'cleaned' very well. Got sent to bathroom, he took offence and left.

2) Given 2 warnings to stop making suggestions on how I needed to please his wife. Didn't listen, so locked him in cupboard.

3) Met lady for FF play. Male partner was there. (No previous mention) He refused to leave, so I did.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Motherwell

Is there no man on fab with stamina?"

To be fair to him it was his first ever anal topping ..or not as it didn't happen lol , it just got too much for him I guess, pity he had great potential. Mx 😈🔥🔥

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"A guy came upstairs to find me masturbating. He got his cock out, came all over my boobs within about 10 seconds! Apologised and left!!!"
that is something

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"About 2 mins, he came to my hotel room, unzipped, came after about 30secs of me sucking, zipped up, thanked me, left. 😂"
, that is power

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
7 weeks ago

cirencester

"A guy came upstairs to find me masturbating. He got his cock out, came all over my boobs within about 10 seconds! Apologised and left!!!"

Might beat that

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By *oth0fusCouple
7 weeks ago

London

We had one guy come to our hotel room laid sarah on her back slid inside 17 seconds later he was shooting. Was on video so we know it was 17 seconds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"We had one guy come to our hotel room laid sarah on her back slid inside 17 seconds later he was shooting. Was on video so we know it was 17 seconds lol"
, bless him, maybe he was too excited, try second round

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By *omOneTwoMan
7 weeks ago

London

"A guy came upstairs to find me masturbating. He got his cock out, came all over my boobs within about 10 seconds! Apologised and left!!!"

I can see why.

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By *heelerMan
7 weeks ago

Northants

"We had one guy come to our hotel room laid sarah on her back slid inside 17 seconds later he was shooting. Was on video so we know it was 17 seconds lol"

Obviously Sarah really got him turned on.

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By *oth0fusCouple
7 weeks ago

London

"We had one guy come to our hotel room laid sarah on her back slid inside 17 seconds later he was shooting. Was on video so we know it was 17 seconds lol, bless him, maybe he was too excited, try second round"

No he made a quick exit. He was a nice guy no bad feelings

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By *rBlueitstrueMan
7 weeks ago

South West

"A guy came upstairs to find me masturbating. He got his cock out, came all over my boobs within about 10 seconds! Apologised and left!!!"

That is indeed ridiculous...but you do have fabulous boobs! 😄

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