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By *r webster OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley

I have a small pink but plug from Ann summers how ever I can never get it up fully without it hurting any ideas x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a small pink but plug from Ann summers how ever I can never get it up fully without it hurting any ideas x "
ID glide and relax

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By *r webster OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley

I've tryed that but it never goes all the way in. And it hurts

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By *rchard thiefMan
over a year ago

accrington-ish

Maybe try a butt plug instead

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By *r webster OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley

That's what I'm trying

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By *rchard thiefMan
over a year ago

accrington-ish

It depends how you are trying to insert it, have you tried sitting on it and slowly letting it ease in? A good lube also help

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By *r webster OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley

Yeah tryed that will only go so far otherwise it hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How small is it? are you relaxed enough? have you tried a lubed finger to start with before you try the butt plug?

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By *r webster OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley

Yeah Evan tryed a vibrator b4 aswrl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started using a small butt plug.. It takes some time. Use KY as lube as I find that's the best.,

You have to relax and I squeeze your bum out when sitting on it..

It takes time.. You would not Beleive the size of the butt plug I use now!!!!

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By *r webster OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley

Do u have any pics of the but plug

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By *fun.4.youMan
over a year ago

London


"I have a small pink but plug from Ann summers how ever I can never get it up fully without it hurting any ideas x "

yeah...here's an idea....spell it correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plugs belong in one place only...a sink or bath to keep water in

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

How do you power your computer / charge your phone etc. when all your plugs are in the bath or sink?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

It's too wide for you, you need to train your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's too wide for you, you need to train your ass"

Was just going to say that xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U can get gel called analez irs a numbing one maybe that will help one u do it u will nt look back I love anal xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've tryed that but it never goes all the way in. And it hurts "

im ann sumers party organiser and sold loads of them....i have pink one make sure you have plenty of lube if youve never used anything before...however if its just this one that you have trouble with inserting try putting it on a hard surface.. the small suction cap at bottom will keep it still to some degree then slowly sit on it. breath out and push slightly as if you were about to go the toilet...enjoy x

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Just Chexked With Citizens Advice.

Apparently you don't HAVE to insert it.

Just because its a butt plug and you are the legal owner it's not mandatory to actually use it.

Conclusion: Relax. Don't be anal about it. Have a cup of tea. And put it out of your mind (as well as your lower rectum)

Ask some friends round. Have a few laughs. But DON'T bring that pink butt plug into the conversation (or the living room table for that matter). They don't have to know.

Then when darkness falls. Chuck it in the wheelie bin (the black one) and say nowt to nobody and just pretend you never bought it. Ok? Good. Sorted. It's gone. You'll never see it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not try the Jesus Christ butt plug , salvation may ease ones passage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the Rusty Trombone position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a small pink but plug from Ann summers how ever I can never get it up fully without it hurting any ideas x

yeah...here's an idea....spell it correctly"

Heres an idea,riduculous needless nitpicking about a word you were able to read and understand perfectly well makes you look nasty

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By *r webster OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley

I will rye in a bit if any one wants to watch I have Skype lol

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I think we best pull the 'plug' on this exhausted thread. Not that it was ever inserted properly in the first place, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just Chexked With Citizens Advice.

Apparently you don't HAVE to insert it.

Just because its a butt plug and you are the legal owner it's not mandatory to actually use it.

Conclusion: Relax. Don't be anal about it. Have a cup of tea. And put it out of your mind (as well as your lower rectum)

Ask some friends round. Have a few laughs. But DON'T bring that pink butt plug into the conversation (or the living room table for that matter). They don't have to know.

Then when darkness falls. Chuck it in the wheelie bin (the black one) and say nowt to nobody and just pretend you never bought it. Ok? Good. Sorted. It's gone. You'll never see it again. "

Ruth totally priceless,

Peachy was in tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a small pink but plug from Ann summers how ever I can never get it up fully without it hurting any ideas x

yeah...here's an idea....spell it correctly

Heres an idea,riduculous needless nitpicking about a word you were able to read and understand perfectly well makes you look nasty "

heres another one,

try a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a small pink but plug from Ann summers how ever I can never get it up fully without it hurting any ideas x "

Mr Webster you have inadvertently started one of the funniest threads in ages.

if it was deliberate even better

would suggest in answer to your question reading the instructions, if none provided with product take a walk to the place of purchase and ask

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Just Chexked With Citizens Advice.

Apparently you don't HAVE to insert it.

Just because its a butt plug and you are the legal owner it's not mandatory to actually use it.

Conclusion: Relax. Don't be anal about it. Have a cup of tea. And put it out of your mind (as well as your lower rectum)

Ask some friends round. Have a few laughs. But DON'T bring that pink butt plug into the conversation (or the living room table for that matter). They don't have to know.

Then when darkness falls. Chuck it in the wheelie bin (the black one) and say nowt to nobody and just pretend you never bought it. Ok? Good. Sorted. It's gone. You'll never see it again.

Ruth totally priceless,

Peachy was in tears "

Not after using THAT damned plug I hope?

Honestly wants sticking where the sun don't shine. (Derbyshire)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just Chexked With Citizens Advice.

Apparently you don't HAVE to insert it.

Just because its a butt plug and you are the legal owner it's not mandatory to actually use it.

Conclusion: Relax. Don't be anal about it. Have a cup of tea. And put it out of your mind (as well as your lower rectum)

Ask some friends round. Have a few laughs. But DON'T bring that pink butt plug into the conversation (or the living room table for that matter). They don't have to know.

Then when darkness falls. Chuck it in the wheelie bin (the black one) and say nowt to nobody and just pretend you never bought it. Ok? Good. Sorted. It's gone. You'll never see it again.

Ruth totally priceless,

Peachy was in tears

Not after using THAT damned plug I hope?

Honestly wants sticking where the sun don't shine. (Derbyshire)"

Oh the plug lol erm no

and sunshine not in the English summertime

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Fruit ya, I'd've sent you a private (message that is) But you've blocked my "sex". Oooer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes you have to grit your teeth and get through the pain barrier before it gets easier, or is that just me. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which end are you inserting?

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


"I have a small pink but plug from Ann summers how ever I can never get it up fully without it hurting any ideas x

yeah...here's an idea....spell it correctly

Heres an idea,riduculous needless nitpicking about a word you were able to read and understand perfectly well makes you look nasty "

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Loved the thread, hope you get to the bottom of your problem

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