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Swinging clichés...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was talking with a friend last night about dating clichés and have since been wondering...what are some swinging clichés?!

Anyone have any favourites or bête noirs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single bi fems are hard to find!

Putting "No Timewasters" and the Sydney disclaimer actually benefit your profile!

The hierarchy of couples first, then single females, then FF couples, then TV's/TS's, then the dog, then single men. It's a crock of shit!

Upon arriving at a party the fruitbowl for your car keys will be on a table in the lounge.

Swinging clubs all look like 1970's brothels with red light bulbs.

Joining a swinging site is a guaranteed route to endless sex, orgies and people dying to jump your bones.

The forum has a cli......shit - nearly said it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the women wear high heeled shoes, short skirts and low cut blouses.

everyone shaves their body hair.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

According to many verifications, all men seem to have 'a cock to die for'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the guys are WE or VWE!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A very demanding profile that insists that any applicant for a meet fulfil 27 different needs of theirs, yet has no pics and actually gives you very little reason to even want to contact them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All the guys are WE or VWE!"

I've heard it referred to as "Internet inches"...though from last weeks Apprentice it appears 12cm are in foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The arrogance that they don't even respond n just delete the message when you clearly make an effort and have not copy pasted. Grrrrrrrrr!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The arrogance that they don't even respond n just delete the message when you clearly make an effort and have not copy pasted. Grrrrrrrrr!!!"
Mrs used to respond to every message. Even to say thanks but no thanks. Takes for ever and the majority of men sent back rude shitty messages back. So it's not arrogance, its, can't be bothered to set myself up for abuse or spending ages replying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True if you say no thanks in a polite manor to a guy its either a right Shit- O-Gram back or you get blocked.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just put a x then delete

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Swingers are sad, old, fat, and can't get a shag any other way.

Swingers are festering sinks of STIs.

Swinging clubs are full of desperate sad old men wanking themselves.

Swingers sit dressed in their tartiest clothes just waiting for a meet request. (Or is that just me? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swingers are sad, old, fat, and can't get a shag any other way.

Swingers are festering sinks of STIs.

Swinging clubs are full of desperate sad old men wanking themselves.

Swingers sit dressed in their tartiest clothes just waiting for a meet request. (Or is that just me? )"
is that why you called _yrdwoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All couples are looking for young hung guys full of swagger because the male half can't satisfy the female...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've not been active on here very long so we really can't offer up any cynical wisdom, but so far these are all so funny! :D

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

We don't meet bi males - You probably have, they choose not to advertise it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single bi fems are hard to find!

Putting "No Timewasters" and the Sydney disclaimer actually benefit your profile!

The hierarchy of couples first, then single females, then FF couples, then TV's/TS's, then the dog, then single men. It's a crock of shit!

Upon arriving at a party the fruitbowl for your car keys will be on a table in the lounge.

Swinging clubs all look like 1970's brothels with red light bulbs.

Joining a swinging site is a guaranteed route to endless sex, orgies and people dying to jump your bones.

The forum has a cli......shit - nearly said it!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very demanding profile that insists that any applicant for a meet fulfil 27 different needs of theirs, yet has no pics and actually gives you very little reason to even want to contact them."

haha spot on. I was contacted recently by a TV and face pictures were demanded. No verification's or pictures at all on their profile.

Made me think they may dress like a lady but they dont have the manners of one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of couples with 'No single males' or 'Single males we will find you' who regularly look at my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swingers are very broad minded and friendly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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The amount of couples with 'No single males' or 'Single males we will find you' who regularly look at my profile"

To be fair if they have "...we will find you" and they look at your profile then they are doing just as they said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of my favourites, though not all strictly clichés are:

Reading "I'm laid back..."on a profile, which is then followed by a load of drama.

People saying they are professional...and spell it wrong!

Rants about timewasters...only to then cancel at the last minute or not show up themselves

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By *e ja vue 2Couple
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Every bi fem Cpl on here are just gagging to put on a lesbian show and only after a few hrs let the men join in for a treat.

All swingers allow their missus to be treated like a tart in a vanilla company

all swingers are doggers and are an easy lay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always do wonder what people think they will achieve with a 'no time wasters' comment.

Do time wasters read it and think 'best not bother them?' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very demanding profile that insists that any applicant for a meet fulfil 27 different needs of theirs, yet has no pics and actually gives you very little reason to even want to contact them."

Haha, aint that the truth. Seen that loads of times on here.

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By *arriedMilfCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

"I don't bite - unless you want me too"

"Clean and discrete" like that is some kind of bonus and would sway a meet n their favour!

Wow this blokes clean AND discrete! Our dreams have come true!!

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