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Strangest date anyone’s been on ?

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By *eautyandthebeast86 OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

What’s the strangest thing to ever happen to you on a date ? So years ago before I met my current partner I was on tinder.

Got chatting to a guy and he was local so we decided to go for some food, he offered to pick me up.

He looked nothing like his photos but we got on and had a laugh and the food was pretty good.

Before I tell you the wierd part I need to clarify I had not touched him even on the arm, we hadn’t kissed and I was polite but not flirty.

The drive home he made a really funny noise and then I looked at him and he had clearly got a small wet patch. I jokingly said have you just cum and he in a very small voice said yes. Driving along, fully clothed with out any stimulation?!

Thought that was Wierd but since the journey was only 15 mins we were nearly back, changed the subject so not to make him embarrassed.

Woah and behold he makes the same noise and again more wet patch and I said surely not , he said yes sorry I just get very excited. He has come TWICE in his pants completely with out being touched flirted with or kissed.

Nice enough chap but never saw him again and since I’ve never owned a cock I didn’t think this was possible ?

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By *uttercupWoman
21 weeks ago

Borders

Noooooo way.... Good job you didn't want some kinky time. He might of cum another 5 times before he got his pants off

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Oh here we go...

So about 21 years back I dated an Filipino lass in Oxford. I through myself into the date with my usual enthusiasm which had worked really well in the past. Usually got a second date or a female friend at the end. Some of my friends today started as a date.

So I'm asking questions, complementing etc and it's like talking to a brick. Not just shy or socially awkward but like she's not there at all.

We get to the end and I say "sorry if this wasn't your thing" and I go to pay for her taxi home and suddenly she says "I had a great time. Do you want me to go home with you?"

So normally I wouldn't think this a good idea but suddenly I thought "shit what if she's neurodiverse in a different way to be and has been absorbing everything I've said but expresses interest differently?!". So I agree for her to come home with me.

She warms up a bit at home and even asks a few questions and I start thinking that she's less comfortable in public. She starts coming on to me and I decide that yeah I want to fuck her.

Half an hour later and I'm balls deep inside her. She's reacted to me giving her oral and teasing her G-Spot but she's still a little stoic. This is reinforcing that she might be AuDHD or something which is fine. Humans be humans.

So she's flat on the bed now and wailing as she's arriving. I'm not huge but her pussy is small and she's in a position where I'm rocking the g spot and no word of a lie... As she cums... She says "I can't wait to marry you!". The first emotive thing she's said all night.

I'm in a condom but I pull out and cum after she does but her reaction was weird enough that I ask about it.

She didn't want to date and was raised in a strict household with "standards on how a woman should behave". She suddenly gets really connecting and explains that her father told her to go out and date because she was "too ugly" to attract a guy. He even told her to sign up to the dating site.

I sat with her and talked it out with her. She said that she enjoyed the sex and didn't regret the night. She actually found me funny but had been taught not to laugh, only nod. I told her that the premise of how she started dating was a little rattling but I was glad she enjoyed the night. We cuddled and talked and she eventually dressed to leave.

Before she left she blushed bright red and said "I hope my husband does the mouth thing".

I still remember her and hope she's with someone she chose and who treats her right.

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By *eautyandthebeast86 OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)


"Oh here we go...

So about 21 years back I dated an Filipino lass in Oxford. I through myself into the date with my usual enthusiasm which had worked really well in the past. Usually got a second date or a female friend at the end. Some of my friends today started as a date.

So I'm asking questions, complementing etc and it's like talking to a brick. Not just shy or socially awkward but like she's not there at all.

We get to the end and I say "sorry if this wasn't your thing" and I go to pay for her taxi home and suddenly she says "I had a great time. Do you want me to go home with you?"

So normally I wouldn't think this a good idea but suddenly I thought "shit what if she's neurodiverse in a different way to be and has been absorbing everything I've said but expresses interest differently?!". So I agree for her to come home with me.

She warms up a bit at home and even asks a few questions and I start thinking that she's less comfortable in public. She starts coming on to me and I decide that yeah I want to fuck her.

Half an hour later and I'm balls deep inside her. She's reacted to me giving her oral and teasing her G-Spot but she's still a little stoic. This is reinforcing that she might be AuDHD or something which is fine. Humans be humans.

So she's flat on the bed now and wailing as she's arriving. I'm not huge but her pussy is small and she's in a position where I'm rocking the g spot and no word of a lie... As she cums... She says "I can't wait to marry you!". The first emotive thing she's said all night.

I'm in a condom but I pull out and cum after she does but her reaction was weird enough that I ask about it.

She didn't want to date and was raised in a strict household with "standards on how a woman should behave". She suddenly gets really connecting and explains that her father told her to go out and date because she was "too ugly" to attract a guy. He even told her to sign up to the dating site.

I sat with her and talked it out with her. She said that she enjoyed the sex and didn't regret the night. She actually found me funny but had been taught not to laugh, only nod. I told her that the premise of how she started dating was a little rattling but I was glad she enjoyed the night. We cuddled and talked and she eventually dressed to leave.

Before she left she blushed bright red and said "I hope my husband does the mouth thing".

I still remember her and hope she's with someone she chose and who treats her right.

"

That’s very odd but just shows how different cultures handle things or are taught to handle things. Sounds like you gave her an amazing time though !

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