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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Time to start this one again.

Keep it funny, keep it light. Be kind.

Off you go...

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By *ertcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City


"Time to start this one again.

Keep it funny, keep it light. Be kind.

Off you go... "

We're not good enough

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By *vonCalling2022Couple
21 weeks ago

Whyteleafe

Too far!

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

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By *ondiego85Man
21 weeks ago

nottingham


"Too far!

Yes x"

Too many verifications

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

His willy is in hiding

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By *openmindedguy2024Man
21 weeks ago

uk

Because I'd want it over and over again

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By *ungle VIP 1Man
21 weeks ago

colchester

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By *ungle VIP 1Man
21 weeks ago

colchester


"His willy is in hiding"
I can dream

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By *cgmcgMan
21 weeks ago

kingston

Remote control hygiene. Just no.

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By *ong Leg CoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Manchester


"Remote control hygiene. Just no."

We don’t do single guys

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By *ogerroger69Man
21 weeks ago

West Yorks

I don’t do couples who don’t do single guys x

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

He's always on holiday

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By *ustus5555Woman
21 weeks ago

Nottingham

There's no fun South of Watford gap.

😊

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By *ankoveryouMan
21 weeks ago

Hull

I would doggy

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By *otfun75Man
21 weeks ago

leeds

Why not lol

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By *ocialablechapMan
21 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

It's too long a drive

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
21 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m in work all day! Xx 😄

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By *randmrs 1st timeCouple
21 weeks ago

bolton

I can’t think of a reason

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

To far away 😋

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By *ustus5555Woman
21 weeks ago

Nottingham

They just won't stay still long enough. Thier always dancing about. X💋

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By *igtasty121!Man
21 weeks ago

funtown


"To far away 😋"

My dick had to have fallen off…

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
21 weeks ago

South Wales

He’s had a terrible accident! Xx 😄

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By *lectrictouchMan
21 weeks ago

inverarary

Too far away

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I may die from his electric touch

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By *eyeYCouple
21 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Errrrr.. 🤷

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
21 weeks ago

Rugby


"I may die from his electric touch "

As the male, I fear I’d cum too quick. 🤷‍♂️😂🥵🥵

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By *igtasty121!Man
21 weeks ago

funtown


"I may die from his electric touch

As the male, I fear I’d cum too quick. 🤷‍♂️😂🥵🥵"

Mr is in the way and I can’t get into her… cock blocked

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By *hinstrapMan
21 weeks ago

sheffield

He can't get those damn tighties off. Damn

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

He’s not in colour 💋

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

They are busy doing the tango

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By *igtasty121!Man
21 weeks ago

funtown


"They are busy doing the tango"

Her muffin is too hot

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By *ustus5555Woman
21 weeks ago

Nottingham

Prefer a big mac 🤷

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I'd get addicted.

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By *econdtimelucky101Man
21 weeks ago

Near Birmingham.

I'd get to excited!

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By *CatherineJohnxCouple
21 weeks ago

Cheshire/London


"I'd get to excited!"

Don’t want his ‘stinking cold’…

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By *artorialMan
21 weeks ago

weymouth


"I'd get to excited!

Don’t want his ‘stinking cold’…"

I'm too old

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

To far away

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

The distance 💋

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
21 weeks ago

cirencester

I can't dance

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By *ustus5555Woman
21 weeks ago

Nottingham

Can't trust a cowboy 🤷

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By *etsbenaughty69Couple
21 weeks ago

Essex


"Can't trust a cowboy 🤷"

Lol ditto..

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By *oodo69Man
21 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)


"Can't trust a cowboy 🤷

Lol ditto.."

Dont have any excuse at all really 😩

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Older than id be looking for

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman
21 weeks ago

Chichester

Looks like he would come on my knickers!

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By *openmindedguy2024Man
21 weeks ago

uk

Cos i wouldn't pull out

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By *ctionman11Man
21 weeks ago

colchester

Don’t swing that way.

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By *orgetmeKnotCouple
21 weeks ago

Rainham, Kent

Because he's straight

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By *ammy_xMan
21 weeks ago

Reading

Flowers might set off my hay fever

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Flowers might set off my hay fever "

I'm washing my hair

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By *eyeYCouple
21 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"Flowers might set off my hay fever

I'm washing my hair "

There's effort required 😉

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By *harmingCMan
21 weeks ago

Bishops Stortford


"Flowers might set off my hay fever

I'm washing my hair

There's effort required 😉"

I don’t match what they need

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Flowers might set off my hay fever

I'm washing my hair

There's effort required 😉

I don’t match what they need "

He's not charming enough

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By *ustus5555Woman
21 weeks ago

Nottingham

Because they don't want me to. 🤷

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By *outhboyMan
21 weeks ago

derry

100%

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Too far

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By *ugarnspice1Couple
21 weeks ago

Northallerton

Probably wet knickers beforehand

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

Far to sexy 🥵

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By *ustus5555Woman
21 weeks ago

Nottingham

For my shirt

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By *en_Dover79Man
21 weeks ago

Oswaldtwistle

may not have chemistry, can't tell without meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Was never good at science

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By *H7in5Man
21 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I am at work

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By *ugarnspice1Couple
21 weeks ago

Northallerton

He’s at work

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By *hehighlander88Man
21 weeks ago

inverness

I’m at work sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Miles away 🤣

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By *hortieWoman
21 weeks ago

Northampton

He's sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

She’s short

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
21 weeks ago

paisley


"She’s short "

He's got too many penises

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Round the bend


"She’s short

He's got too many penises"

He's still in lockdown

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By *eyeYCouple
21 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"She’s short

He's got too many penises"

Too bloody far away 🤦😆

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By *eyeYCouple
21 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"She’s short

He's got too many penises

He's still in lockdown "

Scared we'd trap her tail in the door..

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By *allDarkTypeMan
21 weeks ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East


"She’s short

He's got too many penises

He's still in lockdown

Scared we'd trap her tail in the door.."

Easy! Not looking for single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"She’s short

He's got too many penises

He's still in lockdown

Scared we'd trap her tail in the door..

Easy! Not looking for single guys "

he woukd never leave

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By *eyeYCouple
21 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

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By *egDayEnthusiastMan
21 weeks ago

M


"She’s short

He's got too many penises

He's still in lockdown

Scared we'd trap her tail in the door..

Easy! Not looking for single guys he woukd never leave "

Because She wants Greggs sausage rolls after sex.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
21 weeks ago

Doncaster

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By *exymarvelMan
21 weeks ago

cardiff


"She’s short

He's got too many penises

He's still in lockdown

Scared we'd trap her tail in the door..

Easy! Not looking for single guys he woukd never leave "

Too far away

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By *ugarnspice1Couple
21 weeks ago

Northallerton

My wife would be jealous

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By *eyeYCouple
21 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"She’s short

He's got too many penises

He's still in lockdown

Scared we'd trap her tail in the door..

Easy! Not looking for single guys he woukd never leave "

We would never leave 🤔

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By *eyeYCouple
21 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"My wife would be jealous "

We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉

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By *evonFbsCouple
21 weeks ago

East Devon

Health and safety thos Nips could have an eye out !!

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By *ugarnspice1Couple
21 weeks ago

Northallerton


"My wife would be jealous

We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉"

While your helping her I’d be helping you

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By *tarbeckCouple
21 weeks ago

york


"My wife would be jealous

We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉

While your helping her I’d be helping you"

we have to msny verifications

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By *eyeYCouple
21 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"My wife would be jealous

We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉

While your helping her I’d be helping you we have to msny verifications "

Socials and friends only x

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By *urFantasy21Couple
21 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"My wife would be jealous

We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉

While your helping her I’d be helping you we have to msny verifications

Socials and friends only x"

Because we are woeful at making the first move 😊

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"My wife would be jealous

We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉

While your helping her I’d be helping you we have to msny verifications

Socials and friends only x"

Because I’m not sure who I’d want sucking my cock first

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By *ustus5555Woman
21 weeks ago

Nottingham

He's gone 🤷

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Because their rope skills arnt neat enough 😉

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By *ewcouplemidsCouple
21 weeks ago

walsall

Because we are crap at initiating anything

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By *ertcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City


"Because we are crap at initiating anything "

Can't think of anything

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By *hat.coupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Kent


"Because we are crap at initiating anything "

Sadly they arent what we are seeking x

Mrs x

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By *allDarkTypeMan
21 weeks ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East


"Because we are crap at initiating anything

Sadly they arent what we are seeking x

Mrs x"

Because Im not what they’re seeking 😂

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
21 weeks ago

South Wales

There is not one good reason why I wouldn’t xx 😉😘

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By *ertcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City


"There is not one good reason why I wouldn’t xx 😉😘"

No reason

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By *eyeYCouple
21 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"There is not one good reason why I wouldn’t xx 😉😘"

Ditto, but mainly looking for single guy's, may be persuaded to lend him you though 😉

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By *eneralKenobiMan
21 weeks ago

North Angus


"There is not one good reason why I wouldn’t xx 😉😘

No reason "

Usual reason of distance

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By *ustus5555Woman
21 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Because their rope skills arnt neat enough 😉"

Because they haven't volunteered to teach me

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By *inkystateofmindMan
21 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"There is not one good reason why I wouldn’t xx 😉😘

No reason

Usual reason of distance "

I would be jealous of his boots

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

He maybe too kinky for me

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By *ilvelicker60Man
21 weeks ago

Thrapston

I’m out of their age range

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By *econdtimelucky101Man
21 weeks ago

Near Birmingham.


"I'd get to excited!

Don’t want his ‘stinking cold’…"

😂

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By *eyeYCouple
21 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"I'd get to excited!

Don’t want his ‘stinking cold’…

😂"

Same, enough germs here with the bloody kids 🤣

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

To far away

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By *eneralKenobiMan
21 weeks ago

North Angus


"To far away "

I looked at their photos and forgot my name and address

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By *eyeYCouple
21 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"To far away "

Bugger

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By *edAndHot666Couple
21 weeks ago

Harrogate

Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple

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By *ugarnspice1Couple
21 weeks ago

Northallerton


"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple "

Far to hot mmmmmmm

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21 weeks ago


"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple

Far to hot mmmmmmm"

They never invited me.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple

Far to hot mmmmmmm

They never invited me. "

He might be a law unto himself

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By *edAndHot666Couple
21 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple

Far to hot mmmmmmm

They never invited me.

He might be a law unto himself "

Awful jokes....😂

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

To hot for us 🥵

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple

Far to hot mmmmmmm

They never invited me.

He might be a law unto himself

Awful jokes....😂"

Might get addicted to metal.

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By *edAndHot666Couple
21 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple

Far to hot mmmmmmm

They never invited me.

He might be a law unto himself

Awful jokes....😂

Might get addicted to metal. "

Doesn't want to get addicted to metal....😂🤘

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By *exymarvelMan
21 weeks ago

cardiff

Nowt wrong with metal

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Nowt wrong with metal"

It would be a marvel if he turned up

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

They would be out having a howling good time 😋

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"They would be out having a howling good time 😋"

It's too warm down south

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

Not enough cuffs to go around 😈

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By *ugarnspice1Couple
21 weeks ago

Northallerton


"They would be out having a howling good time 😋

It's too warm down south "

Wouldn’t get past those boobs

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

Not enough spice 🥵

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Not naughty enough

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Not naughty enough "

Too naughty

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By *iddlesticksMan
21 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Not naughty enough "

I’m guessing he wouldn’t appreciate it much.

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By *iddlesticksMan
21 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *H7in5Man
21 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Not naughty enough

Too naughty "

I am too polite

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Only like girls 😉

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By *loydyMan
21 weeks ago

British


"Time to start this one again.

Keep it funny, keep it light. Be kind.

Off you go... "

because most single blokes haven't got a hope in hell of getting a couple

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

To far away

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By *3johnboyMan
21 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

I would

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By *ust want fun 888Man
21 weeks ago

nearby

I’m blind, so can’t comment on above, but would love a reason my someone wouldn’t do that to me

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

Above our age group

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Too busy getting frisky at penthouse

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By *c4funMan
21 weeks ago

nottingham

The speed id finish would be embarrassing

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By *oodo69Man
21 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)


"Too busy getting frisky at penthouse "

Her red sexy toes would get all the attention xx

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

Not going to penthouse 😋

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
21 weeks ago

Always on the move

I dont feel like dancing

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I love dancing... He doesn't.

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By *ocialablechapMan
21 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

I'm only the M, i can't provide the extra fff

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By *ornycouga and SuitedCouple
21 weeks ago

Kingston on Thames

HC doesn’t like hairy guys

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By *tyoursecretserviceMan
21 weeks ago

your proximity

Would be like a day at Alton Towers, amazing fun fun fun

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By *arkJonesMan
21 weeks ago

Bangor

I'm only into women

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By *avexxMan
21 weeks ago

cheshire

because hes a chappie

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By *urFantasy21Couple
21 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"because hes a chappie"

Outside of our age bracket but looks incredible ☺️

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
21 weeks ago

plymouth

great couple and sexy butnot sure they would drive to plymouth

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By *H7in5Man
21 weeks ago

Chesterfield


" great couple and sexy butnot sure they would drive to plymouth "

Distance

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

He's Too busy creating new threads in thr forums

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By *ayd100Man
21 weeks ago

clitheroe

I'm cuck husband

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"He's Too busy creating new threads in thr forums "

Trick question, we would

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By *ugarnspice1Couple
21 weeks ago

Northallerton


"He's Too busy creating new threads in thr forums

Trick question, we would "

Too late we’ve already fucked them in my dream

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
21 weeks ago

plymouth

dammed distance again

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By *ornyfucker777Man
21 weeks ago

ipswich

Because my cocks probably to small for her

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By *guys4wivesCouple (MM)
21 weeks ago

Lancing


"dammed distance again "

I can't do Saturdays

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"dammed distance again

I can't do Saturdays"

I suspect that they are both the baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Round the bend

Her boobs would put mine to shame

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By *ifelover999Man
21 weeks ago

Eastbourne

She has a lergy

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

They wouldn't let me

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By *ustforyou40Man
21 weeks ago

kettering

Not my type

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Motherwell

He's not into tvs. Mx 👿

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Too busy getting ready for tonight

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By *rocMan
21 weeks ago

llandudno junction

Can't think of any reason tbh

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By *cgmcgMan
21 weeks ago

kingston


"Can't think of any reason tbh "

Coz given what he's already had up there, I wouldn't touch the edges

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By *rchie300Man
21 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I’m perming my mullet so I can’t

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I’m perming my mullet so I can’t "

Has a mullet

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

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By *leasurer77Man
21 weeks ago

Athlone

Tits might not be real.

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By *uffinandTheJoker OP   Couple
21 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Her tits are getting too much attention

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By *valanche1001Man
21 weeks ago

Leeds


"Her tits are getting too much attention "

Absolutely would, providing there’s someone to peel me off the ceiling afterwards 🥵

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By *ustincider888Man
21 weeks ago

Chorley

His username reminds me of all the problems that are coming towards me

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By *b40Man
21 weeks ago

lisburn

His username has made me open an alcoholic drink

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By *rchie300Man
21 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Now I want a beer and I’ve not got any ….

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By *ancingDuo666Couple
21 weeks ago

milton keynes

We’re to busy getting ready to go out 💋

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
21 weeks ago

South Wales

They already have plans xx 😘

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By *rocMan
21 weeks ago

llandudno junction

Wouldn't get down to you in time

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

carluke

We heard a whisper they got personal with a few concrete cows ….

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By *r SproutMan
21 weeks ago

M54

I’m looking for exceptional not average

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