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By *aughty in Tamworth OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Tamworth

Anyone else find it a turn on watching or helping a lady masturbate with different things, just to clarify nothing really gross just things like vegetables and ither none toxic and safe phallic objecs

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By *mogen321TV/TS
28 weeks ago

Near Bournemouth/Kensington

The first couple I met enticed me in with a cucumber show and made me lick it clean. That’s on video out there somewhere.

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By *mogen321TV/TS
28 weeks ago

Near Bournemouth/Kensington


"The first couple I met enticed me in with a cucumber show and made me lick it clean. That’s on video out there somewhere."

Found the vid. I forgot just how big it was. Little present for NiT

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By *aughty in Tamworth OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Tamworth

Very horny

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By *ustathingMan
28 weeks ago

Reading

I have a fwb on here who's fucked cucumbers, courgettes, high heels, deodorant cans... All sorts

Watching her stuff her knickers inside her then slip them out when she was super wet was my fav!

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By *oobieTrapCouple
21 weeks ago

london


"Anyone else find it a turn on watching or helping a lady masturbate with different things, just to clarify nothing really gross just things like vegetables and ither none toxic and safe phallic objecs"

Wish more men were into it! I love objects.

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By *orthernMan1991Man
21 weeks ago

Sunderland

What sort of objects are you into ?

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By *HertsfunMan
21 weeks ago

Visiting


"Anyone else find it a turn on watching or helping a lady masturbate with different things, just to clarify nothing really gross just things like vegetables and ither none toxic and safe phallic objecs

Wish more men were into it! I love objects. "

wicked.... gear stick and web cam are two of my favourites!

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By *ananas57Couple
21 weeks ago

lake ariel

I’ve hear something about bananas

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By *etWetWet453Couple
21 weeks ago

CAMBERLEY

See some of our earlier pics for interesting insertions.

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By *ewcouplemidsCouple
21 weeks ago

walsall

Some great pics and stunning too x

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By *partharmonyCouple
21 weeks ago

Tonbridge

An old friend of mine with a family told me that she looked in the fridge and just got the urge. So she picked up a cucumber and did the honours with it, then rinsed it off and put it back in the fridge. She did this while the kids were in the living room.

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By *ldbutable1Man
21 weeks ago

twekesbury


"An old friend of mine with a family told me that she looked in the fridge and just got the urge. So she picked up a cucumber and did the honours with it, then rinsed it off and put it back in the fridge. She did this while the kids were in the living room. "

hope they all ate their salad after

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By *etWetWet453Couple
21 weeks ago

CAMBERLEY


"Some great pics and stunning too x"

Thank you.

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By *arvanMan
21 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Could I seei please xxxx

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By *cgmcgMan
21 weeks ago

kingston

Go to porn is women sitting on towing bar balls.

I'd give it a go too I guess if I had one.

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By *tyoursecretserviceMan
21 weeks ago

your proximity

Back in the 80s a bar maid in Portsmouth used to swat on a cider pump during a lock in if we put some money in a pot for her.

Ugly as sin but what a party trick and she always made a small fortune from it

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By *m3232Man
21 weeks ago

maidenhead

All kinds of things in the past

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By *tlanshiaWoman
21 weeks ago

Chatham

I adore finding random things to get off on, every since Rebecca Goodwin and the traffic cone, I've been curious. Not not yet won out

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By *avidNPMan
21 weeks ago

manchester


"Anyone else find it a turn on watching or helping a lady masturbate with different things, just to clarify nothing really gross just things like vegetables and ither none toxic and safe phallic objecs

Wish more men were into it! I love objects. "

What kind?

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By *avidNPMan
21 weeks ago

manchester


"I adore finding random things to get off on, every since Rebecca Goodwin and the traffic cone, I've been curious. Not not yet won out "

What’s the traffic cone?

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By *HertsfunMan
21 weeks ago

Visiting


"I adore finding random things to get off on, every since Rebecca Goodwin and the traffic cone, I've been curious. Not not yet won out "

Rushes to search Goodwin and traffic..

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By *HertsfunMan
21 weeks ago

Visiting

Oh ~ a youtube video explains all!

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Ryde

These sort of threads always remind me of an object seen in 70s porn films. You would often get women flicking the bean using an old-fashioned wooden lemon-juicer/squeezer.

It certainly got the juices flowing out!

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By *hibariDom2025Man
21 weeks ago

Hayle

I knew a girl who loved to ride the gear stick, incredibly sexy to watch, especially with an automatic.

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By *lolxMan
21 weeks ago

West Green

Oh yes - I especially love the fruit and veg images. Perhaps it's the "misuse" of everyday objects that I like.

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By *k22ladMan
21 weeks ago

London


"See some of our earlier pics for interesting insertions."
would love to see some of those recreated!

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By *ussy Food 2Man
17 weeks ago

Newton Aycliffe

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By *ussy Food 2Man
17 weeks ago

Newton Aycliffe


"See some of our earlier pics for interesting insertions."

Very nice as well

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By *pertureTV/TS
17 weeks ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

one of my fave subjects, not enough women doing this in my opinion

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By *veready69Man
17 weeks ago

PLYMOUTH


"Anyone else find it a turn on watching or helping a lady masturbate with different things, just to clarify nothing really gross just things like vegetables and ither none toxic and safe phallic objecs

Wish more men were into it! I love objects. "

Would love to see photos! You look very sexy. x

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By *ddfellowMan
17 weeks ago

New ferry wirral

one of my favorit cpls for this is 5aday121

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By *haven pussy loverMan
13 weeks ago

Portsmouth

I have a story on the forum, about my wife inserting objects. It is based on real events with some of our fantasies added in.

It's titled, ANN AND THE NEIGHBOUR, EPISODE 5.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
13 weeks ago

Pevensey

My late gf would use various objects if in the mood. Seen her use hairbrush handle, courgette things like that

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By *hunder buddy coupleCouple
13 weeks ago

County Durham

We have some videos where objects have been used

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
13 weeks ago

norwich ish

We don’t necessarily use unusual objects for masturbation. But we can make most household objects corruptible for impact play. Often found wandering flea markets for new implements.

Olive wood cheese board is quite good

Inside of a tin foil/cling film tube gets most admiration in clubs as it makes an amazing sound on impact. (Only once has someone got close when asking what it was)

Old fire poker, sensory when using the tongs or can be changed to a bit of an impact. Also quite cold as metal so adds another dimension to the sensory.

Dish washing scrubbing brush for sensory, or skin tingles if already spanked

Meat claws for sensory/and pointy prodding.

Basically anything

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By *aughty in Tamworth OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Tamworth


"We have some videos where objects have been used "

Great videos thank you

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By *heheadonistMan
12 weeks ago

Harlow

Love to watch it! High heels are a favourite of mine.

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By *ergus1622Man
12 weeks ago

Dundee

Ive watched my mrs with my beer bottles before which is hot.

Always wanted to see if someone could take the gearstick in my van.

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By *am450Man
12 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

Bought the Mrs a micro vibratory a few years ago, didn't think she'd ever use it. Found out she replaces the batteries every couple of months ashame she doesn't share though

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By *tagVixenAngusCouple
12 weeks ago

Angus


"Anyone else find it a turn on watching or helping a lady masturbate with different things, just to clarify nothing really gross just things like vegetables and ither none toxic and safe phallic objecs"

One of my favourite vids is when Muffin rode the gear stick in the car

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By *eandTaffyCouple
5 days ago

Blackpool


"See some of our earlier pics for interesting insertions."

I just did , and they were really fantastic xx

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By *hunkyKitKatSalesmanMan
5 days ago

Westbury

Had a naughty lady friend quite a while ago who got me to insert about a metre of heavy linked chain into her

She was also a fan of bottles too

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By *ananas57Couple
5 days ago

lake ariel

Well as it’s sweet corn season here I’ve heard all the kernels feel great!

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By *itginger101Man
5 days ago

Termonfeckin

I had an ex who would shove a peach into her pussy and then would make me eat it out of her cunt after

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By *et and WillingCouple
5 days ago

Nuneaton

Cant beat a nice cold cucumber straight from the fridge in this weather

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By *andymanAndyMan
5 days ago

Shropshire

One of my favourite porn searches

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By *aughty in Tamworth OP   Man
5 days ago

Tamworth


"Cant beat a nice cold cucumber straight from the fridge in this weather "
I would eat the salad after

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By *iltsguy38Man
5 days ago

swindon

Not experienced first hand but it’s very hot

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By *aughty in Tamworth OP   Man
5 days ago

Tamworth


"Not experienced first hand but it’s very hot "

Definitely try when you get the chance

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By *iltsguy38Man
5 days ago

swindon


"Not experienced first hand but it’s very hot

Definitely try when you get the chance"

Oh I intend to

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By *aughty in Tamworth OP   Man
5 days ago

Tamworth


"Not experienced first hand but it’s very hot

Definitely try when you get the chance

Oh I intend to"

We expect the videos to be posted lol

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By *iltsguy38Man
5 days ago

swindon


"Not experienced first hand but it’s very hot

Definitely try when you get the chance

Oh I intend to

We expect the videos to be posted lol"

Ha ha. That would be up to her

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By *oobieTrapCouple
3 days ago

london

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By *oobieTrapCouple
3 days ago

london

Good man!!


"Not experienced first hand but it’s very hot

Definitely try when you get the chance

Oh I intend to

We expect the videos to be posted lol

Ha ha. That would be up to her"

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By *apppymanMan
3 days ago

Kidderminster

Everyday household objects and tools are awesome to see

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By *laws and PawsCouple
3 days ago

South East

We love pervertables x

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By *ee And MikeCouple
3 days ago

Cannock

Dee was brought a dragon dildo by a friend as a birthday present and at first age didnt take to it, but now it’s one of her favourite toys to masturbate and orgasm with.

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By *apppymanMan
3 days ago

Kidderminster


"Dee was brought a dragon dildo by a friend as a birthday present and at first age didnt take to it, but now it’s one of her favourite toys to masturbate and orgasm with."

Think we need some evidence...

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By *ackInBlackMan
3 days ago

Caerphilly


"Anyone else find it a turn on watching or helping a lady masturbate with different things, just to clarify nothing really gross just things like vegetables and ither none toxic and safe phallic objecs

Wish more men were into it! I love

objects. "

Would love to see some photos on your profile of you masturbating with various objects

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
2 days ago

Debauchery

I used to meet someone who was very much into doing that to me

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By *estiswestMan
2 days ago

glasgow

Ex had a thing for gear sticks

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By *ssexPaul50Man
2 days ago

colchester


"See some of our earlier pics for interesting insertions."

Just checked out you profile, dabbed a few pics, you (Mrs) look incredible, love the early photos of insertions - as a couple you look like you have had some amazing times

If the Mrs can come out to play alone, Come say hi x

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By *iltsguy38Man
2 days ago

swindon


"Good man!!

Not experienced first hand but it’s very hot

Definitely try when you get the chance

Oh I intend to

We expect the videos to be posted lol

Ha ha. That would be up to her"

I’m glad my respect for consent is rewarded, though that’s also a worrying sign…

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By *ove-to-lickMan
2 days ago

Southampton

There was a couple on here that last year posted loads of videos of her inserting I usual things

The things she put inside her was lads of fruit and veg, bear bottle and balloon whisk

Weirdest thing was her pushing nettle inside her

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By * and RCouple
2 days ago

East Midlands

We have used cucumber, banana, various bottles including the neck of a gallon whisky bottle. Have a big selection of vibrators and dildos. One of her favourites is a black inflatable. She also loves fingers and would love a full fist but not managed mine so far.

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By *ykinkyCouple
2 days ago

cleethorpes

We've used a cucumber and a deodorant can on Anna

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By *D_LucyTV/TS
1 day ago

wiltshire

Love objects... have used a few on cam in the chatroom too

Might be some on my profile too

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By *og fox and vixenCouple
1 day ago

its a secret

Cucumbers can be fun

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By *bisfunMan
1 day ago

wimbledon

Love a woman using a random object. I had a friend who enjoyed a bed post once

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By *ardforu22Man
1 day ago

sunderland


"Cucumbers can be fun "
care to demonstrate

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By *D_LucyTV/TS
1 day ago

wiltshire

Any household suggestions for me to use on cam shortly?

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By *uimquiveringqueenWoman
1 day ago

the land of vagina

Like a hoover?

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By *D_LucyTV/TS
1 day ago

wiltshire


"Like a hoover? "

Henry always provides satisfaction

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By *aughty_guy12Man
1 day ago

Cambridgeshire

There’s one clip on here of a stunning petite lady trying to take a butternut squash, then a second with her and a cucumber.

Stellar profile

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By *uimquiveringqueenWoman
1 day ago

the land of vagina


"Like a hoover?

Henry always provides satisfaction"

Hetty gives a good blowy though

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
1 day ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Like a hoover?

Henry always provides satisfaction

Hetty gives a good blowy though "

I think I'd have gone with, 'Hetty can suck for England,'

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By *uimquiveringqueenWoman
1 day ago

the land of vagina


"Like a hoover?

Henry always provides satisfaction

Hetty gives a good blowy though

I think I'd have gone with, 'Hetty can suck for England,' "

Is that hetty ? 😘😉

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By *ir and his Good GirlCouple
60 minutes ago

stevenage

So far courgette banana beer bottles and we still have in the fridge a rather large and intimidating butter nut squash

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By *ibsonVicMan
52 minutes ago

Minworth

Objects are a very significant thing with our married sex life.

Every time I suggest a fuck, my wife objects…

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By *hwellwhynotCouple
50 minutes ago

London


"Objects are a very significant thing with our married sex life.

Every time I suggest a fuck, my wife objects… "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *aughty TeacherMan
48 minutes ago

Milnrow OL16


"Anyone else find it a turn on watching or helping a lady masturbate with different things, just to clarify nothing really gross just things like vegetables and ither none toxic and safe phallic objecs

Wish more men were into it! I love objects. "

I love objects, cannot find any ladies around where I live

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By *ronmant16Man
39 minutes ago

Sheffield

Strange objects are a real turn on as are the lady's that use them , one of my favourites to see is bedposts, love how it takes a while for the pussy to open up and stretch it's way around and close up as the ball pops inside,,,,

Many years ago had a fwb who used to send me loads of pics of herself, she was very naughty and sent vids of herself using deodorant cans but my favourite was a vid where she slowly pushed a pair of Lacey black knickers inside herself bit by bit, had a nice wank then eased them back out, unfortunately I never did get those knickers, if there are any women who just like to be watched toying then let me know xx

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By *he_13th_ghostWoman
38 minutes ago

Swindon

Omg, in my stupid mis judged youth of 19 my boyfriend used a long candle to fuck me with and my pussy warmed it up that when he pulled it out it had a natural curve of down there haha

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