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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do some guys feel the need to put a can of deodorant against there cock to take a pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the Lynx effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the hens might be put off by an unhygienic rooster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it were me i might use a lipstick LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To hide the smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *hagginhaggisCouple
over a year ago

aberdeen


"It's the Lynx effect "

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

Makes us laugh that or the sky remote! They also have them either pushed right into their groin or under their balls to make it look like they are that length..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one in new photos yesterday holding a VHS video against it! Did make me chuckle 1) Why why why? and 2) Do people still have those?!

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

I'm thinking of doing a deodorant can shot...with one of those little 150ml cans you take on holiday

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Why do some guys feel the need to put a can of deodorant against there cock to take a pic "

I have a picture of mine next to the big black guys 10 INCHER that was fucking my now ex wife.

It was ok , we packed it in ice and they managed to re attach it for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol think its a look at me thing but most have got the can hidden under there balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys with big cocks don't have to resort to such trickery.

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By *arah10Woman
over a year ago

highgate


"Guys with big cocks don't have to resort to such trickery."

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock thread, revived by a WOMAN?

Needless to say, I'm amazed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw one in new photos yesterday holding a VHS video against it! Did make me chuckle 1) Why why why? and 2) Do people still have those?!"

Maybe it was one of those micro tapes that went into a video camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw one in new photos yesterday holding a VHS video against it! Did make me chuckle 1) Why why why? and 2) Do people still have those?!"

Would Betamax fail to impress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys with big cocks don't have to resort to such trickery."

You still don't see any with rulers next to them...

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By *aula.ceciliaWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Because a Vim Tin would be bragging?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Why do some guys feel the need to put a can of deodorant against there cock to take a pic "

To prove that their cock smells nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys, new stocks of miniature sky remotes and deodorant cans now in stock. We accept PayPal only. Limited stock sold on a first cum first served basis. Inbox us for your order. Stock selling fast, only £19.99 + p/p.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't meet someone displaying a lynx can ever since I saw a prog on bbc4 called perfume where the makers of lynx where saying their target market is guys aged 16 to 24!!! It always now makes me think i'd b cradle snatching n then ya read on the profile the guy is 40 odd n I think 'oh ya shoulda moved in from that brand by now LOL

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By *nquisitiveMaleMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Saw one in new photos yesterday holding a VHS video against it! Did make me chuckle 1) Why why why? and 2) Do people still have those?!"

i have some mini discs around somewhere, but then again wouldn't want to embarrass myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady here likes to see something in the pic that gives a sense of scale but not the common Lynx can/Sky remote or ruler look. Something near to it so she can get an idea of the size. Not that she's shallow when it comes to cock size you understand! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys with big cocks don't have to resort to such trickery.

You still don't see any with rulers next to them... "

Rulers divide peoples opinions - for everyone who looks and says 'mmmm, an 8 inch cock!' there'll be more who say 'whatever, he's measuring from his arsehole!' so I simply prefer to use size comparison objects, my favourite being a pint glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got the biggest cock in the world but I don't try to make it look bigger what's the point I would only be kidding myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one recently where the guys was sitting on the edge of the sofa, with the sky remote on the floor about 18" away underneath it!

Worst. Perspective trick. Everrrr.

Where's the fail/facepalm smiley when you need one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys with big cocks don't have to resort to such trickery.

You still don't see any with rulers next to them...

Rulers divide peoples opinions - for everyone who looks and says 'mmmm, an 8 inch cock!' there'll be more who say 'whatever, he's measuring from his arsehole!' so I simply prefer to use size comparison objects, my favourite being a pint glass "

Standard traditional pint glass?

Shallow Stella Cidre bowl glass?

Or one of those "hard to reach the bottom" tall, thin Peroni ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys with big cocks don't have to resort to such trickery.

You still don't see any with rulers next to them...

Rulers divide peoples opinions - for everyone who looks and says 'mmmm, an 8 inch cock!' there'll be more who say 'whatever, he's measuring from his arsehole!' so I simply prefer to use size comparison objects, my favourite being a pint glass "

If people measured them properly there would be no opinions to be had but I do know what you are saying though, people will complain no matter what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Standard traditional pint glass?"

For the whole shebang.


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Shallow Stella Cidre bowl glass?"

For measuring the volume of the testes.


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Or one of those "hard to reach the bottom" tall, thin Peroni ones? "

For the gentleman sausage only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys with big cocks don't have to resort to such trickery.

You still don't see any with rulers next to them...

Rulers divide peoples opinions - for everyone who looks and says 'mmmm, an 8 inch cock!' there'll be more who say 'whatever, he's measuring from his arsehole!' so I simply prefer to use size comparison objects, my favourite being a pint glass

Standard traditional pint glass?

Shallow Stella Cidre bowl glass?

Or one of those "hard to reach the bottom" tall, thin Peroni ones? "

Presumably the pint glass I've used in the pic at the time?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Why do some guys feel the need to put a can of deodorant against there cock to take a pic "

I guess it's an ego issue for the ones who can only promote their cock. Maybe they struggle to offer anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I guess it's an ego issue for the ones who can only promote their cock. "

But isn't that all women are interested in?

Well, I guess blokes could start showing multiple pics of bulging wallets too...

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