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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pretty sure all the men who are meeting the females on here would disagree

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "

News to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so who do the straight fems get laid by then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then? "
santa lol cums once a year to empty his sack lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then? "

Must be all the bi fems with strap ons posing as single men...

Be careful of any single guys who want to fuck in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "

Yeah, good points well made. No man on here ever gets meets. NO MAN.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok, sure, but be real. This site favours women over men. They get to pick and choose. Men just have to hope they get lucky. Sex is weighted in favour of women, not men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then? santa lol cums once a year to empty his sack lol "

that explains why I annoy so many then singing a christmas ditty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...dont say that man! iv been here for 2 years and more...im still waiting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then? "

No such thing... They're just pretending to be straight so that all the couples who are dead against bi females won't rule them out... Sneaky bi fems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then?

Must be all the bi fems with strap ons posing as single men...

Be careful of any single guys who want to fuck in the dark "

oh I'm a keep the lights on type of girl

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"ok, sure, but be real. This site favours women over men. They get to pick and choose. Men just have to hope they get lucky. Sex is weighted in favour of women, not men."

That's because of the sheer numbers.

Men outweigh women on here probably at about 100 - 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then?

No such thing... They're just pretending to be straight so that all the couples who are dead against bi females won't rule them out... Sneaky bi fems."

no need for the single men then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ah just forget it, im just d*unk lol

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then? santa lol cums once a year to empty his sack lol

that explains why I annoy so many then singing a christmas ditty "

Oh God, don't. I've been singing "Jingle Bells" since February.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men just have to hope they get lucky."

The better the profiles we write, pics we upload, forum contributions we make, mails we send and verifications we receive, the 'luckier' we get - funny that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admit it is harder for single men to get meets but it's not impossible keep trying and be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then? santa lol cums once a year to empty his sack lol

that explains why I annoy so many then singing a christmas ditty

Oh God, don't. I've been singing "Jingle Bells" since February.

- Amy. x"

don't start me off - you will get me into trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what the heck? I didn't think anyone would even reply to this.Yes, I'm a bitter old man who is feeling horny. Very frustrating. Wanking is so darn predictable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Spin it any way you want, but the reality is that having a pussy and a pair of tits means never being alone, never being without sex, never having to chat anybody up. Men have to make all the moves and deal with all the rejection.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I don't really know what to suggest...short of finding an alternate universe. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ustyBrunette35Couple
over a year ago

birmingham


"ah just forget it, im just d*unk lol"

Really ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is no one going to agree with me on this? So if a woman walks up to a man in a pub and says she wants to fuck him, what does he say? No? Of course not. Men don't say no. But if a man does the same thing to a random woman, what happens? The fact is, it's tougher for men than it is for women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spin it any way you want, but the reality is that having a pussy and a pair of tits means never being alone, never being without sex, never having to chat anybody up. Men have to make all the moves and deal with all the rejection. "

Ya know. I know men off this site that get more sex/interest than i do.

They also admitted don't have to sort babysitters & what not but they don't use the forums & are not demi gods. They have invested time & effort in networking, online, clubs & parties but fair play too them. So op i do understand your frustration but i don't buy into your statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men just have to hope they get lucky.

The better the profiles we write, pics we upload, forum contributions we make, mails we send and verifications we receive, the 'luckier' we get - funny that?"

Well said that man !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok, sure, but be real. This site favours women over men. They get to pick and choose. Men just have to hope they get lucky. Sex is weighted in favour of women, not men."

So are you saying that women shouldn't be able to pick and choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "

mimimimimimi

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area


"Is no one going to agree with me on this? So if a woman walks up to a man in a pub and says she wants to fuck him, what does he say? No? Of course not. Men don't say no. But if a man does the same thing to a random woman, what happens? The fact is, it's tougher for men than it is for women. "

thats probably because most women want some attraction in looks and attitude to the guys they want to play with. whereas alot of guys on here (not all by a long shot) but there is alot that would shag anything and have no standards. thats in life as well not just fab. ie if a fem in a bar says wanna fuck to a bloke alot would say yes even if she had a face like a bag of spanners.

Whereas if a bloke that looked the same did that to a woman in a bar hed probably end up in pain in a heap on the floor..

also alot get fed up and start posting stuff on here that shows what their attitude is like that then puts any potential meets right off them.. posting when pissed is not a good idea probably.. have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "

Is it any different in the real world? Try different approaches. ..a massive cock on its own doesn't open doors. ...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

This litte gem puts me right off "and capable of stretching and filling most females"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This litte gem puts me right off "and capable of stretching and filling most females"

"

Is it a meat market?

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By *otwife CoolhubCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

So many guys on here don't get the formula.

Presentation of self + opportunity = meet

If a lady is looking for a meet, who is she going to choose? The guy who is happy go lucky with a good profile and relaxed sense of humour or the uptight, horny moaner?

Jeez it's really not that difficult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This litte gem puts me right off "and capable of stretching and filling most females"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a nice attitude goes a long way.

If you are going to make generalisations and expect a fuck to be offered in a plate then it sure as hell won't happen.

Try a chat, a flirt, be interesting and more importantly be nice.

It's worked for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then?

No such thing... They're just pretending to be straight so that all the couples who are dead against bi females won't rule them out... Sneaky bi fems."
I'm a straight female and I do ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not impossible but it is very few and far between unless you want to fuck anything which decent men dont! Even us very very horny men have standards! But its made harder for genuine men on here due to the fakes and time wasters who dont turn up to meets, and people end up tarring us with the same brush!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not impossible but it is very few and far between unless you want to fuck anything which decent men dont! Even us very very horny men have standards! But its made harder for genuine men on here due to the fakes and time wasters who dont turn up to meets, and people end up tarring us with the same brush!! x"

Surely the fakes and timewasters make the genuine people stand out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "

Oh boo hoo he's not getting any foo foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is no one going to agree with me on this? So if a woman walks up to a man in a pub and says she wants to fuck him, what does he say? No? Of course not. Men don't say no. But if a man does the same thing to a random woman, what happens? The fact is, it's tougher for men than it is for women. "

We certainly don't agree with this and know quite a few single guys on here who have plenty of meets. They obviously have a different approach and no sense of entitlement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game.

Oh boo hoo he's not getting any foo foo "

Pmsl! I'm going to steal that to use on the next single guy whinging thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's life lmao!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game.

Oh boo hoo he's not getting any foo foo

Pmsl! I'm going to steal that to use on the next single guy whinging thread "

It just slipped off me tongue lol

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "

Feedback fella

Posts like this will hardly do you any favours

We can empathise how difficult it is for single guys sometimes

However there are couples who meet single guys ( we are one of them)

What would help is a few more pics of you . We can see how big your cock is . We don't need to see it from every angle !

Maybe put a bit more about you instead about how you can stretch a pussy

Maybe go to a few clubs and get to know people who can verify that your just a nice guy rather than another faceless guy with loads if cock shots

It never ceases to amaze us why guys would want to have several pics of their cock

Believe it or not we have all seen one

And in our opinion it isn't the size of the cock that counts

Maybe that's given you some food for thought

Chin up and let's face it ... It's not the end of the world having a few rejections

We get loads .. Just keep looking !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is no one going to agree with me on this? So if a woman walks up to a man in a pub and says she wants to fuck him, what does he say? No? Of course not. Men don't say no. But if a man does the same thing to a random woman, what happens? The fact is, it's tougher for men than it is for women. "

Such is life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many guys on here don't get the formula.

Presentation of self + opportunity = meet

If a lady is looking for a meet, who is she going to choose? The guy who is happy go lucky with a good profile and relaxed sense of humour or the uptight, horny moaner?

Jeez it's really not that difficult.

"

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley


"...

Surely the fakes and timewasters make the genuine people stand out?"

Only if they stroke it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having read all Supercocks posts on this thread...we have to ask..

Do you guys like Supercock....

Right now we'd choose soup...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then?

No such thing... They're just pretending to be straight so that all the couples who are dead against bi females won't rule them out... Sneaky bi fems.I'm a straight female and I do ok "

My comments were tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok, sure, but be real. This site favours women over men. They get to pick and choose. Men just have to hope they get lucky. Sex is weighted in favour of women, not men."
yes woman out number men , so it makes them picky .. And the men maybe cant be so .? You read it all the time here ...In posts .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "
people need more then a cock ...... to get there rocks off here ........ its whos on the end of that cock we would need to know first .. cold hard sex is fine if that's your thing ...... But for a lot its not .Sex for some is special its there body thay are letting you at .. so need more .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok, sure, but be real. This site favours women over men. They get to pick and choose. Men just have to hope they get lucky. Sex is weighted in favour of women, not men."
I wasn't aware that joining this site guaranteed you a fuck.

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

Its always been the case! Women hold ALL the cards so basically us chaps that do not fit the ideal are left out and have to work damned hard to get noticed. And believe me it just gets harder as you get older... (tongue cheek with a pinch of truth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "

Only on a site like this. Women have the upper hand here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game.

Only on a site like this. Women have the upper hand here."
its the numbers game here .. That's why ......so woman can be very picky .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone any idea on how you make a complaint to the Trade Descriptions Authority ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - Count yourself lucky that you understand the importance of basic punctuation. At least your profile has full stops and capital letters, which puts you in the top 50% of blokes here so far.

You're already halfway there, so if you stopped moaning and found something positive and *attractive* to say, those odds would only get better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking as a single man, I've been lucky enough to have a few great meets off this site. Ok, I'll admit that single guys DO have it tough on here, but every now and then you strike lucky and end up having some great fun. I love being on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as a single man, I've been lucky enough to have a few great meets off this site. Ok, I'll admit that single guys DO have it tough on here, but every now and then you strike lucky and end up having some great fun. I love being on here."

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok, sure, but be real. This site favours women over men. They get to pick and choose. Men just have to hope they get lucky. Sex is weighted in favour of women, not men."

Women get more attention sure. But they also have more headaches combing through hundreds of shite emails daily. Whereas I don't have that problem but most of the time can still get a meet when I want with someone Im attracted to and when my hectic working life allows.

Im glad Im a single male personally, I reckon its the best camp to be in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No point moaning about life is not fair, as it never was, and never will be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't agree at all !

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By *inful_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Frimley


"ok, sure, but be real. This site favours women over men. They get to pick and choose. Men just have to hope they get lucky. Sex is weighted in favour of women, not men."

Right ... change your profile photo, put some time into thinking more about what you have written down, partake a lot in the forums, and message the very specific people who you think would be interested. Customise each message per person. Takes time, but there's TONS of fun to be had. Even for single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "

I so so so agree with you. No doubt they will have a go at you on here about it but you are right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this got the OP the attention he craved, but the reality is it has probably deterred some from wanting to meet him.

Whining isn't sexy.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "

Does your wallet match your baggage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is no one going to agree with me on this? So if a woman walks up to a man in a pub and says she wants to fuck him, what does he say? No? Of course not. Men don't say no. But if a man does the same thing to a random woman, what happens? The fact is, it's tougher for men than it is for women.

Such is life

"

Men just have to approach it differently. And the reverse is true for acquiring a spouse or life partner, its women who have the hard time, whereas for a man its a breeze...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women get a tough time to.. just in different ways

yes they get alot of attention but then have to go through abuse and idiots to find someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok, sure, but be real. This site favours women over men. They get to pick and choose. Men just have to hope they get lucky. Sex is weighted in favour of women, not men."

Have you only just realised this nugget? Do you not find this outside of fab too? You will also find this holds true with couples to, where the female half will have the final say in whether they meet others. It seems to be the way of the civilised world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women get a tough time to.. just in different ways

yes they get alot of attention but then have to go through abuse and idiots to find someone"

Yes, very true. It is not that easy to select the right guy, who happens to want you as well and is available on the same day.

It is a logistical nightmare!!!

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By *attykitWoman
over a year ago

leeds

If you think that ask you need is "tits and a pussy" then you are sorely mistaken. If all you want is "tits and a pussy" then you are an awful man. I ain't gonna lay on my back with my feet in the air and allow you to fuck my pussy (because you have no interest in the rest of me).

Get a grip. I may not want a relationship but doesn't mean I just want a Cock. I want to be simulated entertained engage in a little flirting (as opposed to neanderthal "fancy a fuck" grunting).

The reason you don't get meets is because you are a dick with no respect for me. I am noone's "hole and a heart beat".

*wags finger and does side to side head motion*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spin it any way you want, but the reality is that having a pussy and a pair of tits means never being alone, never being without sex, never having to chat anybody up. Men have to make all the moves and deal with all the rejection. "

Welcome to the world the rest of us live in.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"If you think that ask you need is "tits and a pussy" then you are sorely mistaken. If all you want is "tits and a pussy" then you are an awful man. I ain't gonna lay on my back with my feet in the air and allow you to fuck my pussy (because you have no interest in the rest of me).

Get a grip. I may not want a relationship but doesn't mean I just want a Cock. I want to be simulated entertained engage in a little flirting (as opposed to neanderthal "fancy a fuck" grunting).

The reason you don't get meets is because you are a dick with no respect for me. I am noone's "hole and a heart beat".

*wags finger and does side to side head motion* "

*Applauds*

- Amy. x

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game.

Only on a site like this. Women have the upper hand here. its the numbers game here .. That's why ......so woman can be very picky ."

I'm not picky just because there are so many men to choose from. I'm picky because I have standards and don't just want to fuck anybody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you think that ask you need is "tits and a pussy" then you are sorely mistaken. If all you want is "tits and a pussy" then you are an awful man. I ain't gonna lay on my back with my feet in the air and allow you to fuck my pussy (because you have no interest in the rest of me).

Get a grip. I may not want a relationship but doesn't mean I just want a Cock. I want to be simulated entertained engage in a little flirting (as opposed to neanderthal "fancy a fuck" grunting).

The reason you don't get meets is because you are a dick with no respect for me. I am noone's "hole and a heart beat".

*wags finger and does side to side head motion* "

Aww now you burst his bubble he was hoping to whack you over the head with a branch of a tree and drag you into his cave, by the hair of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women get a tough time to.. just in different ways

yes they get alot of attention but then have to go through abuse and idiots to find someone"

Yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women get a tough time to.. just in different ways

yes they get alot of attention but then have to go through abuse and idiots to find someone

Yeah right"

I think you may have just proven her point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We knock back women all the time and not just men.

We don't just fuck for the sake of it and the male half is just as picky as the female half.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm new to all this and not been on this site for long, but I'm enjoying it and have ha 2 GOOD meets so far!

So it's not impossible!

I just find that being nice, honest and genuine helps a lot! Pleanty of women on here have been messed about and have also got to think about there safety! Remember that tere are a lot of pushy men out there so keep that in mind and I'm sure you'll get a meet eventually pal.

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Is no one going to agree with me on this? So if a woman walks up to a man in a pub and says she wants to fuck him, what does he say? No? Of course not. Men don't say no. But if a man does the same thing to a random woman, what happens? The fact is, it's tougher for men than it is for women. "

Male half of the couple replying here and I have said no to a fuck on more than one occasion when offered it. Not every guy agrees to sleep with any random woman who offers (no matter how flattering it may be).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "
Im going to argue this one with you. Im female (to quote have tits and pussy) my last meet was nearly 10 weeks ago. So must be something wrong with me. Im married and couldnt meet last week because he was around but normally can arrange to get out if enough notice given and I get asked. Am a little choosy but no more so than anyone else I dont think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game.

Only on a site like this. Women have the upper hand here. its the numbers game here .. That's why ......so woman can be very picky .

I'm not picky just because there are so many men to choose from. I'm picky because I have standards and don't just want to fuck anybody."
well most woman are picky because theres a lot of men to pick from and everyone standards I am sure . I cant just open my legs think of England has to be right .. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have fake tits, a mangina and a huge throbbing peen, I get fucking loads! Wether I want it or not.

I have to keep a tennis racquet with me at all times to beat off the dripping vag and spurting dicks.

It's embarrassing, particularly when I'm just goong about my daily business. Will people stop throwing their genitals at me please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game.

Only on a site like this. Women have the upper hand here. its the numbers game here .. That's why ......so woman can be very picky .

I'm not picky just because there are so many men to choose from. I'm picky because I have standards and don't just want to fuck anybody.well most woman are picky because theres a lot of men to pick from and everyone standards I am sure . I cant just open my legs think of England has to be right .. xx"

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By *amie_leighWoman
over a year ago

coventry

Speaking as a single female your username would put me right off before I even looked at your profile

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. Im going to argue this one with you. Im female (to quote have tits and pussy) my last meet was nearly 10 weeks ago. So must be something wrong with me. Im married and couldnt meet last week because he was around but normally can arrange to get out if enough notice given and I get asked. Am a little choosy but no more so than anyone else I dont think. "

Never ceases to amaze me how men think we're overwhelmed by meets. I get my share, but what happens when I am horny and after a short notice meet? Tumbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schadenfreude! I love it.

Man up!

I'm doing rather well for myself, as are other men on here.

I think women just have more crap to sort through to out the good ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a stupid comment! End of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women get a tough time to.. just in different ways

yes they get alot of attention but then have to go through abuse and idiots to find someone"

ms

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then?

No such thing... They're just pretending to be straight so that all the couples who are dead against bi females won't rule them out... Sneaky bi fems.

no need for the single men then "

Steady on there Mini lol....

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"I have fake tits, a mangina and a huge throbbing peen, I get fucking loads! Wether I want it or not.

I have to keep a tennis racquet with me at all times to beat off the dripping vag and spurting dicks.

It's embarrassing, particularly when I'm just goong about my daily business. Will people stop throwing their genitals at me please!"

I'm still waiting for you to throw mine back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have fake tits, a mangina and a huge throbbing peen, I get fucking loads! Wether I want it or not.

I have to keep a tennis racquet with me at all times to beat off the dripping vag and spurting dicks.

It's embarrassing, particularly when I'm just goong about my daily business. Will people stop throwing their genitals at me please!

I'm still waiting for you to throw mine back. "

Keeping them for my collection, they're too nice to throw back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It may be harder for a guy but there will be ways of making things so your odds increase, with decent profile and decent pics etc... Its not impossible but there will be an element of luck.

I'd rather be in the situation where I need to make an effort and be wanted because someone likes the way I sound and wants to know me instead of getting abuse and 100's of messages of guys who can't handle the word NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok, sure, but be real. This site favours women over men. They get to pick and choose. Men just have to hope they get lucky. Sex is weighted in favour of women, not men."

Blah blah blah! Some single bi fems are not looking to meet knob heads , but I'm sure another bus will be along real soon !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok, sure, but be real. This site favours women over men. They get to pick and choose. Men just have to hope they get lucky. Sex is weighted in favour of women, not men.

Blah blah blah! Some single bi fems are not looking to meet knob heads , but I'm sure another bus will be along real soon ! "

Toot toot all aboard, fares please

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By *attykitWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"I have fake tits, a mangina and a huge throbbing peen, I get fucking loads! Wether I want it or not.

I have to keep a tennis racquet with me at all times to beat off the dripping vag and spurting dicks.

It's embarrassing, particularly when I'm just goong about my daily business. Will people stop throwing their genitals at me please!"

I now actively WANT to throw my genitals at you. One dripping vag......incooooonmmmmmiiiiinnnngggg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is no one going to agree with me on this? So if a woman walks up to a man in a pub and says she wants to fuck him, what does he say? No? Of course not. Men don't say no. But if a man does the same thing to a random woman, what happens? The fact is, it's tougher for men than it is for women. "

I agree with you, yes it is tougher for men than it is for women. I understand what you're saying. But men do sometimes say no.

As for some of the comments on this thread.... it's no wonder some men get pissed off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lesbian friend of mine told me nearly all the women she pulls are straight.

Maybe I should put a dress on.

But for now just think how many men are on here compared to single women.

Even if they took 5 men each there would be many men left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lesbian friend of mine told me nearly all the women she pulls are straight.

Maybe I should put a dress on.

But for now just think how many men are on here compared to single women.

Even if they took 5 men each there would be many men left. "

Maybe Fab could put the stats up once a month.

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"ok, sure, but be real. This site favours women over men. They get to pick and choose. Men just have to hope they get lucky. Sex is weighted in favour of women, not men. I wasn't aware that joining this site guaranteed you a fuck."

it doesn't , but for you it will

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

in life sometimes shit happens..

not everyone will win the lottery..

the toast may land buttered side down when dropped..

etc etc..

its how you deal with stuff that matters..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lesbian friend of mine told me nearly all the women she pulls *were* straight.

"

Fixed that for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

the toast may land buttered side down when dropped..."

It does tend to. Something about the average distance from the floor, and acceleration due to gravity, allowing a given number of rotations.

If enough people complain, maybe they'll change the standard height of kitchen work surfaces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a urge to sing the impossible dream right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then? "

Well said! Its just as tough for females sumtimes on here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is no one going to agree with me on this? So if a woman walks up to a man in a pub and says she wants to fuck him, what does he say? No? Of course not. Men don't say no. But if a man does the same thing to a random woman, what happens? The fact is, it's tougher for men than it is for women.

thats probably because most women want some attraction in looks and

attitude to the guys they want to play

with. whereas alot of guys on here (not

all by a long shot) but there is alot that

would shag anything and have no

standards. thats in life as well not just

fab. ie if a fem in a bar says wanna fuck

to a bloke alot would say yes even if

she had a face like a bag of spanners

Whereas if a bloke that looked the same did that to a woman in a bar hed

probably end up in pain in a heap on

the floor..

also alot get fed up and start posting stuff on here that shows what their

attitude is like that then puts any

potential meets right off them.. posting

when pissed is not a good idea

probably.. have fun."

Totally agree on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women get a tough time to.. just in different ways

yes they get alot of attention but then have to go through abuse and idiots to find someone

Yeah right

I think you may have just proven her point "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

the toast may land buttered side down when dropped...

It does tend to. Something about the average distance from the floor, and acceleration due to gravity, allowing a given number of rotations.

If enough people complain, maybe they'll change the standard height of kitchen work surfaces?

"

but what about evidence of toast dropped from other level's ..?

has to be a conclusive study before i alter the base unit cupboards..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have had meets with guys and always been let down with no shows so all get ignored a majority make it bad for others xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is weighted and the proportion of men looking for women is immense. Putting you eggs all in one basket, as they say, may not produce the desired effect of getting laid.....still plenty more sites out there and plenty more fish in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "

WHAT A CROCK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get fuck all off this site...so again..am leaving tomorra...at 0900hrs

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I get fuck all off this site...so again..am leaving tomorra...at 0900hrs"

Lies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get fuck all off this site...so again..am leaving tomorra...at 0900hrs

Lies!!! "

ur lying that I'm lying..u liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This topic will come up time and time again....

The facts are that yes, of course its easier for a woman to get sex than a man. That is true in real life as well as fab, the reason being that men in general are programmed to actively hunt sex whereas women in general are programmed to hunt commitment and a long term relationship.

This doesn't mean that having an active sex life is easier for women though. On fab they have to deal with unwanted attention, whereas men don't. In "real life" a woman who wants no strings sex with many men is seen as a slag, a dirty creature with no morals by a lot of her unliberal thinking contemporaries for prioritising something that's easy to get over forming a relationship and swearing by monogamy. Whereas a bloke who does the same is congratulated and looked up to by his peers as the fact he can attract a lot of women is seen as a sign he possesses the "whole package" that women yearn for....

None of these things are fair. But its a fact that they exist. And to overcome these men and women both have to evolve and approach things differently.

To all the single men who post on here complaining about it being hard for a single man to get sex, rather than analysing what your contemporaries are doing to even the odds out and listening to what women have to say; you are the male equivalent of the woman you may have seen from time to time at functions, aged around fifty, crying into her gin and alternating between desperate OTT flirting and hysterics at a gathering and wondering why she can't attract a long term partner....

Only YOU can change the luck you are having, not the rest of the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

but what about evidence of toast dropped from other level's ..?

has to be a conclusive study before i alter the base unit cupboards.. "

There was! Google for it!

Above approx 8' the odds start to reverse, and it will begin landing butter side up more often.

(At typical kitchen surface height it was about 65% butter side down)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so who do the straight fems get laid by then?

Well said! Its just as tough for females sumtimes on here too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This topic will come up time and time again....

The facts are that yes, of course its easier for a woman to get sex than a man. That is true in real life as well as fab, the reason being that men in general are programmed to actively hunt sex whereas women in general are programmed to hunt commitment and a long term relationship.

This doesn't mean that having an active sex life is easier for women though. On fab they have to deal with unwanted attention, whereas men don't. In "real life" a woman who wants no strings sex with many men is seen as a slag, a dirty creature with no morals by a lot of her unliberal thinking contemporaries for prioritising something that's easy to get over forming a relationship and swearing by monogamy. Whereas a bloke who does the same is congratulated and looked up to by his peers as the fact he can attract a lot of women is seen as a sign he possesses the "whole package" that women yearn for....

None of these things are fair. But its a fact that they exist. And to overcome these men and women both have to evolve and approach things differently.

To all the single men who post on here complaining about it being hard for a single man to get sex, rather than analysing what your contemporaries are doing to even the odds out and listening to what women have to say; you are the male equivalent of the woman you may have seen from time to time at functions, aged around fifty, crying into her gin and alternating between desperate OTT flirting and hysterics at a gathering and wondering why she can't attract a long term partner....

Only YOU can change the luck you are having, not the rest of the world."

Absolutely brilliant!!!!

Also love the bit about the 50 year old woman at the party. Priceless!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

but what about evidence of toast dropped from other level's ..?

has to be a conclusive study before i alter the base unit cupboards..

There was! Google for it!

Above approx 8' the odds start to reverse, and it will begin landing butter side up more often.

(At typical kitchen surface height it was about 65% butter side down) "

think i'll stick with crumpets or muffin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This topic will come up time and time again....

The facts are that yes, of course its easier for a woman to get sex than a man. That is true in real life as well as fab, the reason being that men in general are programmed to actively hunt sex whereas women in general are programmed to hunt commitment and a long term relationship.

This doesn't mean that having an active sex life is easier for women though. On fab they have to deal with unwanted attention, whereas men don't. In "real life" a woman who wants no strings sex with many men is seen as a slag, a dirty creature with no morals by a lot of her unliberal thinking contemporaries for prioritising something that's easy to get over forming a relationship and swearing by monogamy. Whereas a bloke who does the same is congratulated and looked up to by his peers as the fact he can attract a lot of women is seen as a sign he possesses the "whole package" that women yearn for....

None of these things are fair. But its a fact that they exist. And to overcome these men and women both have to evolve and approach things differently.

To all the single men who post on here complaining about it being hard for a single man to get sex, rather than analysing what your contemporaries are doing to even the odds out and listening to what women have to say; you are the male equivalent of the woman you may have seen from time to time at functions, aged around fifty, crying into her gin and alternating between desperate OTT flirting and hysterics at a gathering and wondering why she can't attract a long term partner....

Only YOU can change the luck you are having, not the rest of the world.

Absolutely brilliant!!!!

Also love the bit about the 50 year old woman at the party. Priceless!!! "

Aw, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a single a man, forget it. You need tits and a pussy to get laid. Apparently, being male is offensive, but having a vagina is okay. Guys, just give up. You're not allowed to play this game. "

if you need tits and a pussy to get laid who the hell am I shagging cause they don't look like other women to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

the toast may land buttered side down when dropped...

It does tend to. Something about the average distance from the floor, and acceleration due to gravity, allowing a given number of rotations.

If enough people complain, maybe they'll change the standard height of kitchen work surfaces?

but what about evidence of toast dropped from other level's ..?

has to be a conclusive study before i alter the base unit cupboards.. "
Has this been thoroughly tested with other butter like substitutes too as the odds may be improved by making this simple switch

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms

I must have had the imposible last night, i thought at the time she was magic.....................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

the toast may land buttered side down when dropped...

It does tend to. Something about the average distance from the floor, and acceleration due to gravity, allowing a given number of rotations.

If enough people complain, maybe they'll change the standard height of kitchen work surfaces?

"

Other people seem to have an easier time with gravity than me. Perhaps if I complain loudly enough in here someone will alter it in my favour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have met some lovely people on here and had a great time. Perhaps "supercock" has not put the effort in to making a connection before saying "Fancy a fuck?"

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