FabSwingers.com forum: You know you've caught the swinging bug when......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everything you pick up to look at in a clothes shop now is either

Shear

Short

See through

Sexy

Or just plain slutty !!

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

your shopping and wander who else in the shop swings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You phone your mum re lunch and ask her if she wants ' a meet' ....!

I kid you not!

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By *anemartinCouple
over a year ago

lochgelly

"You phone your mum re lunch and ask her if she wants ' a meet' ....!

I kid you not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You phone predicts the words 'spitroast' and 'threesome' from the first few letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your on fab when should be working!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"your on fab when should be working!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start itching lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Start itching lol!!!"

Ha ha very funny my darling fb !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You phone your mum re lunch and ask her if she wants ' a meet' ....!

I kid you not!

Could be worse- your Mum rings you and asks if you want a meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You phone predicts the words 'spitroast' and 'threesome' from the first few letters

It's not just my phone then?! I thought Sony had just got very liberal with their predictive text!

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By *estingBoundariesCouple
over a year ago

Nr Louth

You both look at people while shopping and say to each other 'I bet they are!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the kids cry at the local park because you won't get off to let them have a go!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything you pick up to look at in a clothes shop now is either

Shear

Short

See through

Sexy

Or just plain slutty !!

and your mum sees it and says wtf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything you pick up to look at in a clothes shop now is either

Shear

Short

See through

Sexy

Or just plain slutty !!

And then there is what the women shop for. Lol

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By *annameet6Man
over a year ago

tarvin

Your deep inside something you usually wouldng look twice at haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes we have done this many times lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

McDonalds at three in the morning suddenly sounds appealing!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"McDonalds at three in the morning suddenly sounds appealing! "

this is me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you sub conciously think to yourself, I think ive seen her naked on Fab, then you d*unkenly ask to which the reply is fuck off you dirty bastard, oh well beer goggles on it was then haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your on fab when should be working!!"
As i am now

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

When you go on holiday to portugal and meet the owners of your local swingers club and various other sexy swinging folks

lol xxxx

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

you meet new people in a 'vanilla' situation and you're all getting along, you have to stop yourself asking if they would like to come back for some fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You phone your mum re lunch and ask her if she wants ' a meet' ....!

I kid you not!

Could be worse- your Mum rings you and asks if you want a meet..."

Ha ha, Pissa I would be mortified.....

Wouldn't surprise me though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you go on holiday to portugal and meet the owners of your local swingers club and various other sexy swinging folks

lol xxxx

And bump into a random stranger whose just turned up at their Villa to stay !

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By *anemartinCouple
over a year ago

lochgelly

"Your deep inside something you usually wouldng look twice at haha"

pmslllllllll

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"When you go on holiday to portugal and meet the owners of your local swingers club and various other sexy swinging folks

lol xxxx

And bump into a random stranger whose just turned up at their Villa to stay ! "

Exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't even go to a 60,000 plus gig and not bump into a fellow fabber lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u visit gum clinics for regular checks as opposed to d*unk fumblings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg so many of these are true. Gangbang seems to pop up frequently on my S3 and I nearly text my mum to tell her we'd had a message off a nice couple!!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"you meet new people in a 'vanilla' situation and you're all getting along, you have to stop yourself asking if they would like to come back for some fun!

I'm glad this isn't just me! Z

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

You tried everything , but just can't get the taste of pussy out of your mouth

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"You can't even go to a 60,000 plus gig and not bump into a fellow fabber lol!!!"

You can bump into me anytime

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"You phone predicts the words 'spitroast' and 'threesome' from the first few letters

My phones turned into a pervert since I joined fab x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You phone predicts the words 'spitroast' and 'threesome' from the first few letters

It's not just my phone then?! I thought Sony had just got very liberal with their predictive text!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

You use the internet for research purposes at work and every time you go online you start to type www.fabsw before frantically backspacing and retyping www.timeseducationalsupplement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't even go to a 60,000 plus gig and not bump into a fellow fabber lol!!!

You can bump into me anytime

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By *eicsCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Go to a `Birthday` party every weekend , as its the only excuse you can think of when the kids ask !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to a `Birthday` party every weekend , as its the only excuse you can think of when the kids ask !

Do you buy a card each time or use the same one lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you meet new people in a 'vanilla' situation and you're all getting along, you have to stop yourself asking if they would like to come back for some fun!

How true is that!!!

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

You tell your vanilla friends you can't meet them this week-end but would LOVE to meet them the week-end after because you know mother nature is calling than

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you meet new people in a 'vanilla' situation and you're all getting along, you have to stop yourself asking if they would like to come back for some fun!

How true is that!!!"

Find it safer to stay sober on vanilla nights so that we don't slip up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You phone predicts the words 'spitroast' and 'threesome' from the first few letters

My phones favourite predicts are watersports, heterosexual and anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're with a friend having a drink and you start questioning him on is sexuality and then tell him we'd love him to join us in the bedroom!!! He done a runner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're on first name terms with the GUM clinic staff lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Had to ratch this post out as I've just been browsing the items for sale on our Intranet's Marketplace and I spotted a "padded TV storage bag" - I can't get the image of Soxy n Jodie in their glad rags, stuffed into a large bag. On reading the advert it says 'suitable for 19" TV' so now I've got Warwick Davies in a frock in a bag in my head too

Is there any hope for me do you reckon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to ratch this post out as I've just been browsing the items for sale on our Intranet's Marketplace and I spotted a "padded TV storage bag" - I can't get the image of Soxy n Jodie in their glad rags, stuffed into a large bag. I On reading the advert it says 'suitable for 19" TV' so now I've got Warwick Davies in a frock in a bag in my head too

Is there any hope for me do you reckon?

Just spat coffee everywhere...... Now its in my head too.... Lol.... Thanks! X

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Had to ratch this post out as I've just been browsing the items for sale on our Intranet's Marketplace and I spotted a "padded TV storage bag" - I can't get the image of Soxy n Jodie in their glad rags, stuffed into a large bag. On reading the advert it says 'suitable for 19" TV' so now I've got Warwick Davies in a frock in a bag in my head too

Is there any hope for me do you reckon?

Hahahha!! Brilliant xx

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Is there any hope for me do you reckon?

Just spat coffee everywhere...... Now its in my head too.... Lol.... Thanks! X"

Oops, sorry!

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