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"Find a reason why you wouldn't fuck the person above. Remember it's just a bit of fun. Keep it friendly and humorous "You tuck your shirt in | |||
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"Wolves fan urgh" I would but you live in a galaxy far far away | |||
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"You've spilt the milk " I thought you were eminem and im dissapointed | |||
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"You've spilt the milk I thought you were eminem and im dissapointed " Because she’s already blew me out 😂😂 no hard feelings lol | |||
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" Because she’s already blew me out 😂😂 no hard feelings lol " Because I don’t know if blew me out is a good or a bad thing and I’m too confused 😂 | |||
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"I appear to be lacking a penis "You seem to have an emoji for a dick | |||
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"Tie is a clip on" Seen alien film and thy all die. | |||
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"You’d probably rip my non penis off " I’m straight | |||
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"You’d probably rip my non penis off " I don’t like egg rolls | |||
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"You’d probably rip my non penis off I don’t like egg rolls " Your single | |||
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"I’m cutting my toenails " I want someone good at a thing or two | |||
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"I’m cutting my toenails I want someone good at a thing or two " There is no but! 😍😂 | |||
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"But but... you are male" But your too fast for me id blink and you would be gone | |||
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"But but... you are male But your too fast for me id blink and you would be gone " But I’d be too busy admiring your thighs | |||
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"But but... you are male But your too fast for me id blink and you would be gone " Sorry can't find any reason | |||
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"Sorry can't find any reason "We’re on different islands 🥲 | |||
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"Tie is a clip on Slander" I'm watching the Simpsons | |||
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"I’m not into aliens " All I can see is a collar and I’ve lost my leash | |||
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"More of a superdrug type of person lol" Don't like pumpkins | |||
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"Find a reason why you wouldn't fuck the person above. Remember it's just a bit of fun. Keep it friendly and humorous "Could cause offence to some! | |||
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"Doesn't supply biscuits" All he wants is a biscuit | |||
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"Doesn't supply biscuits All he wants is a biscuit " Gives away secret weaknesses | |||
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"Doesn't supply biscuits All he wants is a biscuit " She won’t share her biscuits | |||
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"You don’t have a nice wet pussy to stretch out and ruin. "I'm not sure silver foxes really exist so 🤷🏼♀️ J x | |||
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"Got a woody before me " Hes got a strange head 😉 | |||
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"Got a woody before me Hes got a strange head 😉" I’m sulking after the match 😂😘 | |||
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"Got a woody before me Hes got a strange head 😉" Not my faulty it looks like a purple heart...oh, you mean the alien 🤔 | |||
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"You didn’t share your cake with me" But cake is a lie | |||
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"You didn’t share your cake with me But cake is a lie" Your Norf of the river mate! | |||
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"...we've got no way to dispose of the corpse after. "He’s got a killer instinct | |||
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"You didn’t share your cake with me" hahaha thanks Zoe x | |||
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"You didn’t share your cake with mehahaha thanks Zoe x" I dont think he would want to 🤣 | |||
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"You didn’t share your cake with mehahaha thanks Zoe x I dont think he would want to 🤣" She’s wrong | |||
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"You didn’t share your cake with mehahaha thanks Zoe x I dont think he would want to 🤣 She’s wrong " He ate all the cake | |||
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"You didn’t share your cake with mehahaha thanks Zoe x I dont think he would want to 🤣 She’s wrong He ate all the cake" Im too busy telling solo im not a jumper! 🤣 i play properly | |||
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"You didn’t share your cake with mehahaha thanks Zoe x I dont think he would want to 🤣 She’s wrong He ate all the cake Im too busy telling solo im not a jumper! 🤣 i play properly " She’s the best and too good for me | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 29/10/25 22:31:00]" I would but you take down posters so 🤷🏼♀️ J x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 29/10/25 22:31:00] I would but you take down posters so 🤷🏼♀️ J x" Am worries her nipples would poke my eyes out in this cold weather | |||
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"Take down posters? I'm tall enough to paint your ceiling pet lol" I would but I'm more used to keeping pets on the floor so we're probably not compatible, sorry 🤷🏼♀️ J x | |||
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"Take down posters? I'm tall enough to paint your ceiling pet lol I would but I'm more used to keeping pets on the floor so we're probably not compatible, sorry 🤷🏼♀️ J x" She doesn’t like puppies on her lap | |||
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"Take down posters? I'm tall enough to paint your ceiling pet lol I would but I'm more used to keeping pets on the floor so we're probably not compatible, sorry 🤷🏼♀️ J x She doesn’t like puppies on her lap" Spreads false rumours so 🤷🏼♀️ 😁 J x | |||
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"It's always a bloke before my turn " Doesn’t want to wait in line | |||
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"It's always a bloke before my turn Doesn’t want to wait in line " Is looking for quality.... | |||
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"I'm going to bed instead. Night All "She's gone to sleep on me | |||
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"She’s gone to bed" His aim is off so 🤷🏼♀️ J x | |||
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"She’s gone to bed" He always misses | |||
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"She’s gone to bed" Only have one picture | |||
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"I'm going to bed instead. Night All "Quick mug of horlicks tool go  | |||
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"She’s gone to bed He always misses" He's too nice, and nice guys "cum" last | |||
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"She’s gone to bed He always misses He's too nice, and nice guys "cum" last" I prefer cumming last | |||
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"I don't like to queue for few hours 😕 " I'm dyeing my hair x | |||
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"I don't like to queue for few hours 😕 I'm dyeing my hair x" I’m drying my hair x | |||
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"I’m polishing my head" Am trimming my beard | |||
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"... your name isn't spelled — R-a-v-e-n R-e-d ✍🏻" ... Not RAVEN !  | |||
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"I'm blindfolded" I'd be too distracted by your tatts..... | |||
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"I'm blindfolded I'd be too distracted by your tatts..... " Too sleepy for any hanky panky | |||
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"I'm blindfolded I'd be too distracted by your tatts..... Too sleepy for any hanky panky " I prefer it a little less speedy anyway, like to take my time 😉😂 | |||
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"I'm blindfolded I'd be too distracted by your tatts..... Too sleepy for any hanky panky I prefer it a little less speedy anyway, like to take my time 😉😂" I’d fuck you but I don’t think wifey would give me a look in when she get her hands on you 😂 | |||
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"Allergic to Mr Sheen" I’m not in Portugal | |||
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"I need to get up "I'm not a viking | |||
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"I can’t even run a bath these days " Might have hygiene issues | |||
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"I can’t even run a bath these days Might have hygiene issues " I avoid back yards | |||
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"I like to make noise " .. but my regular mechanic would get jealous you’re tweaking my nuts and bolts | |||
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"I like to make noise .. but my regular mechanic would get jealous you’re tweaking my nuts and bolts " ...but it sounds like you need a service first... 🙂 | |||
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"I'm fully booked. " I’m on the waiting list | |||
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"I'm fully booked. " Too far away | |||
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"I'm fully booked. Too far away "But you have something on your face 🤭 | |||
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"I'm fully booked. Too far away
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"You keep saying no " He’s got an axe to grind | |||
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"You keep saying no He’s got an axe to grind " He doesn't know if he's coming or going. | |||
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"He's to far away " She’s far away 🙈 | |||
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"I've a bad chest" She’s a liar…her chest looks great 😉 | |||
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"You might need another energy drink 😉" I can't think of shit excuse | |||
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"I don't usually do the fucking "I’d be fucking on my own | |||
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I’d be fucking on my own "I'm waiting for the man from Del Monte to arrive | |||
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"Am not the man from del monte" Our chest hair would start a fire | |||
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"Can't play the triangle" You wouldn’t read my message so we couldn’t meet. 😝 | |||
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"Can't play the triangle You wouldn’t read my message so we couldn’t meet. 😝" Raven got lost delivering it | |||
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"You’re traps are better than mine , couldn’t cope with that " I’d spend all night polishing you 😂 | |||
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