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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago

I will start off…

I have never been woken up by a blow job.

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Bristol

Been on a bouncy castle.

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By *aomilatteCouple
37 weeks ago

Midlands

We've never had a sixsome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Been on a bouncy castle.

"

That cannot be true

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By *hank you sirMan
37 weeks ago

colchester

I've never been dominated, ive always been in charge

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Had a willy up my bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Mundane ones - but quite common

Used uber

Had a deliveroo or similar

Been on twitter (or X)

Had a facebook account

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Had a threesome

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By *G LanaTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Gosport

Been to IKEA

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By *tu100Man
37 weeks ago

Southampton

Won more than £10 on the lottery.

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By *artin84Man
37 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Been in a hot tub

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Bristol

Apart from the obvious bouncy castle, I've done all these things!

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By *he MinionMan
37 weeks ago

Surrey

I have never eaten sushi

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Fingered a married woman who is blindfolded in the back of a car being driven by her husband

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Mundane ones - but quite common

Used uber

Had a deliveroo or similar

Been on twitter (or X)

Had a facebook account

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All of the above and never....

Watched Strictly or Traitors

Heard a Taylor Swift song

Bought anything from Amazon!!

Unique-moi? ☺️

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By *ace400Man
37 weeks ago

near knock

Had a 3 sum

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
37 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Never watched BGT

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I have never smoked a cigarette, or crack 😎😎😎😎😎

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Mundane ones - but quite common

Used uber

Had a deliveroo or similar

Been on twitter (or X)

Had a facebook account

All of the above and never....

Watched Strictly or Traitors

Heard a Taylor Swift song

Bought anything from Amazon!!

Unique-moi? ☺️"

Amazon blows my mind

I don't know what I did pre Amazon!!!!

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By *andaloriansCouple
37 weeks ago

Malvern

Had the pleasure of sharing a couple with my wife.....yet!

S

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By *he MinionMan
37 weeks ago

Surrey


"Mundane ones - but quite common

Used uber

Had a deliveroo or similar

Been on twitter (or X)

Had a facebook account

All of the above and never....

Watched Strictly or Traitors

Heard a Taylor Swift song

Bought anything from Amazon!!

Unique-moi? ☺️

Amazon blows my mind

I don't know what I did pre Amazon!!!!"

I have never been known by the name Amazon...

But boy do I wish I was 🤣🤣

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan
37 weeks ago

DUBLIN

Ive never been to Glasgow.

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan
37 weeks ago

DUBLIN

And Ive never seen any of the Star Wars films.

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By *asualfridayMan
37 weeks ago

Highlands

Never traded punches with a kangaroo

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Mundane ones - but quite common

Used uber

Had a deliveroo or similar

Been on twitter (or X)

Had a facebook account

All of the above and never....

Watched Strictly or Traitors

Heard a Taylor Swift song

Bought anything from Amazon!!

Unique-moi? ☺️

Amazon blows my mind

I don't know what I did pre Amazon!!!!"

I may succumb one day,but i very rarely browse their website for impulse buying things i don't need.

I don't like the 'behemoth' they have become and to label their warehouses 'fulfilment' centres to me is just bleurgh!😠

Fully aware i'm in a tiny minority,but happy where i reside 😁

I haven't had a McDonalds for 30 years either 😲

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Never had or wanted anal. The other two holes are all a man could want.

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By *ikerbttmguyMan
37 weeks ago

Huddersfield, Golcar

Watched the Sound of Music

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’ve never had a MacDonald’s.

And I’ve never worn a cock ring.

(Those two things are not related. At all.)

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By *inxy777Woman
37 weeks ago

essex

Used uber

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By *ealitybitesMan
37 weeks ago

Belfast

Tasted alcohol

Smoked

Watched reality shows

Had a threesome

Had car sex

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By *lindfold SubMan
37 weeks ago

Reading

Sang a song in the royal Albert hall

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Chichester

I have Never seen a positive news media representation of a trans person in a positive / wholesome light for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Broke out in song during an orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I have never had a Big Mac

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By *ikerbttmguyMan
37 weeks ago

Huddersfield, Golcar


"Broke out in song during an orgy "

But if you were to what song?

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By *G LanaTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Gosport


"I have Never seen a positive news media representation of a trans person in a positive / wholesome light for a change "

It would make a shocking change to see for a change.

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By *lindfold SubMan
37 weeks ago

Reading


"I have Never seen a positive news media representation of a trans person in a positive / wholesome light for a change "

This….!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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By *lindfold SubMan
37 weeks ago

Reading


"Broke out in song during an orgy

But if you were to what song?"

Great question! I think if I did, it would be bohemian rhapsody complete with the operatic section too

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"I will start off…

I have never been woken up by a blow job."

second that

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Broke out in song during an orgy

But if you were to what song?"

Only one song to break out to during an orgy

Bohemian Rhapsody

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By *G LanaTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Gosport


"Broke out in song during an orgy

But if you were to what song?

Great question! I think if I did, it would be bohemian rhapsody complete with the operatic section too "

It would cause quiet a scene if you broke out into The Supremes, Stop! .... In the name of love.

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By *lindfold SubMan
37 weeks ago

Reading


"Broke out in song during an orgy

But if you were to what song?

Great question! I think if I did, it would be bohemian rhapsody complete with the operatic section too

It would cause quiet a scene if you broke out into The Supremes, Stop! .... In the name of love."

Haha… just imagine…

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By *tsMeMattyHMan
37 weeks ago

livingston

Never have I ever been dipped in honey and thrown to the lesbians.

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
37 weeks ago

cirencester

Have a lady sit on my face

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By *amster1210Man
37 weeks ago

Haslingden

Never been whipped that makes a mark x

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
37 weeks ago

cirencester


"Broke out in song during an orgy

But if you were to what song?"

Summer of 69

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By *offeeLoverMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Had a 3 sum

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By *hisperedIntentMan
37 weeks ago

bicester

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *lley-CatMan
37 weeks ago

Folkestone

Watched ET.

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By *rasshopper201Man
37 weeks ago

kendal

Watched was east enders

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I have never had a threesome!

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By *he MinionMan
37 weeks ago

Surrey

Eaten a Fillet o'fish from McDonalds

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Been in a female glory hole

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By *haneleviMan
37 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Also never woken up to a BJ !

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By *ack DawXXXMan
37 weeks ago

Weybridge

Been caught!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Never join the mile high club

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Never had a willy up my bum and I don't want one

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By *ondiego85Man
37 weeks ago

nottingham

Never had a greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Watched Lord of the Rings

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By *ookieMonsterMan
37 weeks ago

B’stoke

Watched star wars 🙈

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By *andaloriansCouple
37 weeks ago

Malvern


"Watched star wars 🙈"

This is not the way!

S

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By *andaloriansCouple
37 weeks ago

Malvern


"Watched Lord of the Rings"

One does not simply, not watch lord of the rings!

S

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By *elboy1978Man
37 weeks ago

Jarrow

Never had outdoor sex

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By *heekymattMan
37 weeks ago

Walsall

I've never been to a Karaoke, it being my idea of hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Never join the mile high club"

Neither have we!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Been scuba diving

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
37 weeks ago

SNottingham

I've never d*unk Sake or absinthe.

I now lead an alchohol drinking free life and try to be reasonably fit...

However, I do cook with wine, Sake etc. I don't mind anyone else drinking though. I'm very enlightened & easy going.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Never had a 3some😭

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Never had a 3some😭"

same with two women

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
37 weeks ago

Maidstone

Buried someone under my patio. I don't have one.

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By *lindfold SubMan
37 weeks ago

Reading

Never been to a sex club

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By *D1965Woman
37 weeks ago

watford

Watched an episode of game of thrones

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By *heekymattMan
37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Buried someone under my patio. I don't have one. "

Is that why you can't accommodate?

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By *B47Man
37 weeks ago

Liversedge

Done anal

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By *ohn 66Man
37 weeks ago

South Birmingham


"And Ive never seen any of the Star Wars films."

Nor me...

...also, I've never been pregnant

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
37 weeks ago

Lancashire

Caught a fish

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
37 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Buried someone under my patio. I don't have one.

Is that why you can't accommodate?"

Never have I ever called Walsall wonderful

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By *heekymattMan
37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Buried someone under my patio. I don't have one.

Is that why you can't accommodate?

Never have I ever called Walsall wonderful "

People moan a lot in Walsall....but that's mainly at Chams or Angels 😜

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By *ing8435Man
37 weeks ago

Worcestershire

I have never been to a club

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By *inxy777Woman
37 weeks ago

essex

Eat sushi

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
37 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Buried someone under my patio. I don't have one.

Is that why you can't accommodate?"

It's why I shouldn't

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
37 weeks ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

Disappointingly so, I have never licked my own eyebrows.

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By *he MinionMan
37 weeks ago

Surrey


"Eat sushi"

Just seems wrong 🤷‍♂️

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By *he MinionMan
37 weeks ago

Surrey

Nobody has licked their own elbow

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Bristol


"Nobody has licked their own elbow"

Hmm. I just licked mine.

Hypermobility FTW...

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By *ookieMonsterMan
37 weeks ago

B’stoke

… tried a glory hole 🙈

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By *ackandsallyCouple
37 weeks ago

Ireland

This sounds fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Been spitroasted

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By *ertcoupleCouple
37 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City

Been Right!!! According to my wife

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By *KMaxMan
37 weeks ago

Bristol

Seen a James Bond film or Star Wars.

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By *he milf next doorWoman
37 weeks ago

bluebell woods

Had a Nando’s

Had a Greg’s

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By *idalioMan
37 weeks ago

NW

Had a meet from Me messaging them first, seems my attraction isn't mutual

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By *panksspankedMan
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Been pegged!

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By *ellhungvweMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Had sex in a hammock

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By *cgmcgMan
37 weeks ago

kingston

Had an mff

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By *layfull pairingCouple
37 weeks ago

Bristol

Never been further north than Birmingham (and that’s only to go to Xtasia or the NEC) ..normally Glocester is my limit....

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By *hunkymonkeyMan
37 weeks ago

Newcastle

Been to a swingers club 🥹

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By *d mirerMan
37 weeks ago

lost

Eaten a kebab sober !

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By *dible_KinkCouple
37 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Been dogging

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By *rchie300Man
37 weeks ago

Hamworthy


"Been dogging "
same … always worried about jizz on the body work

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By *hinstrapMan
37 weeks ago

sheffield

...never drank a Guinness. The sheer smell makes me wretch lol

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By *ackandsallyCouple
37 weeks ago

Ireland

Never have I ever had my husband with a group of friends perform a 'home invasion', hold me down and fuck me so hard it makes me cry and teach me hard lessons

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By *ellhungvweMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Been dogging same … always worried about jizz on the body work "

First lesson: make sure you are fucking over their car.

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
37 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Been tied down to a bed and pleased beyond my desired.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Got caught fucking at work

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By *ensman100Man
37 weeks ago

Devizes


"I will start off…

I have never been woken up by a blow job."

Woken someone up with a blow job!

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By *verready5000Man
37 weeks ago

mansfield

Never had a threesome, but really want one!

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By *umplayerMan
37 weeks ago

Chester

Had a bi mmf….not for the lack of trying!

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By *each needs some creamWoman
37 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

I have never been DVP

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By *urulovesnylonMan
37 weeks ago

Harrow

Never slept with a TS although the thought of it does turn me on

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By *ustus5555Woman
37 weeks ago

Nottingham

Spent the whole night with 2 women. X

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By * feat LCouple
37 weeks ago

milton keynes

Gangbang and glory hole missing on our list

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By *ustus5555Woman
37 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Been tied down to a bed and pleased beyond my desired. "

Can be attempted 😈

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Been tied down to a bed and pleased beyond my desired.

Can be attempted 😈"

So hot

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