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"Was invited to a couples house for mmf. After opening the door I realised their daughter worked for me." Oh that would be awkward | |||
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"Was invited to a couples house for mmf. After opening the door I realised their daughter worked for me." Following 👀 | |||
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"Was invited to a couples house for mmf. After opening the door I realised their daughter worked for me. Oh that would be awkward Must have stayed surely after all it wasn't the daughter who opened the door ... | |||
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"Was invited to a couples house for mmf. After opening the door I realised their daughter worked for me. Oh that would be awkward | |||
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"Anyone had any awkward/funny moments during a meet? We had one where the male that joined us referred to me as a water pistol when he made me squirt, didn’t quite ruin the moment but still makes us giggle now. " Mrs water pistol, well he created a good memory i hope | |||
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"Anyone had any awkward/funny moments during a meet? We had one where the male that joined us referred to me as a water pistol when he made me squirt, didn’t quite ruin the moment but still makes us giggle now. Mrs water pistol, well he created a good memory i hope" He did , it was a good meet. D caught him saying it on a video he was taking too which just makes us giggle when we watch it back | |||
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"I the Mrs the one and only time I arranged a meet we turn up and find out its hubby's ex brother in law " What did you do? I’m sure his face was a picture | |||
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"I had a couples dog bite me during a meet , I had just shorts on and stepped on the dogs tail by accident and it bit my leg !!! It was a jack russell lol " Brilliant! | |||
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"Pre internet I arranged to meet a working girl from an ad in the local paper. Got there and it was a friend of my sister!" So did you? | |||
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"Man at a club (he confirmed it was his first visit) sat down on a sofa at me ans proceeded to machine gun info at me- he literally didn't come up for air. Some real mundane stuff, his golf clubs, decorating and new tow bar in his car (I was relatively new to clubs and far too polite at this stage) We just sat there and took it. he eventually asked something sexual and I politely declined, but gave him (in hindsight) a rather condescending pat on the leg and a big ‘noooooooooooo” Her burst into tears and slopped off. Hubby and I just looked at each other, somewhat in shock. I felt like I’d kicked a puppy. Oh my god. Forgot that one. Had exactly the same scenario. Again, laugh now but awful at the time. I nearly chased after him so I could apologise 🤣 | |||
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"Invited a guy to ours. He lasted all of 30 seconds. I laugh now but at the time it was like WTAF " Sorry about that. Wondered why we didn't get invited back | |||
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"I had a couples dog bite me during a meet , I had just shorts on and stepped on the dogs tail by accident and it bit my leg !!! It was a jack russell lol " Someone's dog got hold of my socks while we were playing and chewed it up | |||
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"Invited a guy to ours. He lasted all of 30 seconds. I laugh now but at the time it was like WTAF " yes had a couple of those moments | |||
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"Met a couple earlier this week for a social, as we got out of our cars and I walked into the pub with the wife (hubby stayed in the car) she said basically I have 30 mins to prove I am worth them playing with. We got in the pub and sat with a drink, she proceeded to tell me they have a FLR and he was a cuck. I then explained what I was like, and liked. She said at one point well you have certainly sold yourself quite well, we spent the last 10 mins chatting about her home renovations....we went our separate ways after 30 mins and I waited to hear if my interview was successful......... 2 hours later I got a message back saying "not enough" 😳🤦♂️😂😂" Did it include the word "Unfortunately ...."? 😂 | |||
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"I’ve had a few meets where I’ve got to a house and realised there are kids around. And once I was fucking a woman on the dining table when her daughter came through the door with her new boyfriend to meet the mum! " Mate you cant just stop here! Continue please 👀😂 | |||
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"Met a couple earlier this week for a social, as we got out of our cars and I walked into the pub with the wife (hubby stayed in the car) she said basically I have 30 mins to prove I am worth them playing with. We got in the pub and sat with a drink, she proceeded to tell me they have a FLR and he was a cuck. I then explained what I was like, and liked. She said at one point well you have certainly sold yourself quite well, we spent the last 10 mins chatting about her home renovations....we went our separate ways after 30 mins and I waited to hear if my interview was successful......... 2 hours later I got a message back saying "not enough" 😳🤦♂️😂😂" Wtf. You had a lucky escape. Hope you messaged back saying the same to them. What is even wrong with people. I'm sorry you was treated like that | |||
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"Invited a guy to ours. He lasted all of 30 seconds. I laugh now but at the time it was like WTAF " Take it as a compliment, he was clearly very turned on | |||
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"Invited a guy to ours. He lasted all of 30 seconds. I laugh now but at the time it was like WTAF yes had a couple of those moments The correct etiquette, is the hot wife sucks him hard again for round 2 | |||
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"Few years ago, on here, was chatting to both M and F of a bi couple. Agreed to meet at theirs the next day - it would only be him as she would be at work. Turned up, we were getting intimate when he said "I need to get something, be right back" he walked back in 30 seconds later with his wife, naked and blindfolded. She'd been waiting in the room next door. Completely freaked me out as hadn't been discussed and had been told she was at work. I ended it, dressed and left - much to their annoyance. They sent a shitty message and blocked me. No idea if they're still on here, sometimes wonder if they did it to anyone else. Was a stupid move on their part as, if they'd have been honest I'd have been really up for it." sounds pretty good to many of us maybe e was just checking that you were genuinely bi before offering the goods | |||
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"Few years ago, on here, was chatting to both M and F of a bi couple. Agreed to meet at theirs the next day - it would only be him as she would be at work. Turned up, we were getting intimate when he said "I need to get something, be right back" he walked back in 30 seconds later with his wife, naked and blindfolded. She'd been waiting in the room next door. Completely freaked me out as hadn't been discussed and had been told she was at work. I ended it, dressed and left - much to their annoyance. They sent a shitty message and blocked me. No idea if they're still on here, sometimes wonder if they did it to anyone else. Was a stupid move on their part as, if they'd have been honest I'd have been really up for it. sounds pretty good to many of us maybe e was just checking that you were genuinely bi before offering the goods" Not sure if im missing something but I kinda agree with 👆👆 | |||
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"Was invited to a couples house for mmf. After opening the door I realised their daughter worked for me. Oh that would be awkward did you leave | |||
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"Met a guy for a quick meet did bother with yhe messaging just desperate for a cock. He turn up on time. I walk in on him dressed in sexy lingerie and as he slide my knickers off he shot his load onto the floor, also found out his cock was very very small. " Lol, well in a way at least the disappointment did not last long! Have had some similar where guys have faked their cock photos or just claimed to be hung. I don't know how they think the meet is ever going to go well by starting with a lie! x | |||
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"Afternoon all. All these stories remind of a time we met this sexy athletic guy at his place. Got all naked and revved up... but he stayed floppy and didn't live up to the hype. Snowy and I enjoyed a voyeur in the end and had a great shag. however it really changed our approach to meets. Much more go with the flow as you never know what a new dick can do (or not do!). was hubby in that smooth black cage can he pleasure you while wearing it if the othere guy fails | |||
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"Hotel meet with a couple… the husband was sat in the corner in his pants watching on intensely as me and his wife got down to action. Leant in to kiss her and she had a visible wince on her face as I did so and responded with a forced peck on the lips in return 🙈. All the comms prior was with him and I did ask him how she feels about kissing for me to be told “you can ask her that” 🤦🏾♂️ I feel like that situation could of been avoided if he just said “she’s not massively into it” when I asked. " Communication on these kind of issues is so easy to do but very rarely carried out satisfactorily. Questions about kissing, language to be used, anal can all be sorted before the meeting. If you are in a club situation then it's a bit different. | |||
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"Hotel meet with a couple… the husband was sat in the corner in his pants watching on intensely as me and his wife got down to action. Leant in to kiss her and she had a visible wince on her face as I did so and responded with a forced peck on the lips in return 🙈. All the comms prior was with him and I did ask him how she feels about kissing for me to be told “you can ask her that” 🤦🏾♂️ I feel like that situation could of been avoided if he just said “she’s not massively into it” when I asked. Communication on these kind of issues is so easy to do but very rarely carried out satisfactorily. Questions about kissing, language to be used, anal can all be sorted before the meeting. If you are in a club situation then it's a bit different." I couldn’t agree more with all of this. A very valuable lesson was learned from the experience. | |||
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