A random Bottom burp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

So this morning in my local shop the lass behind the counter who I've always had a thing for turned round whilst serving me and accidently popped out a very small but audible bottom burp. Pretended it didn't happen by for some unknown reason I was rock solid for hours after it. Never experienced this before

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By *hisfuckingguyMan
38 weeks ago

Bradford

"So this morning in my local shop the lass behind the counter who I've always had a thing for turned round whilst serving me and accidently popped out a very small but audible bottom burp. Pretended it didn't happen by for some unknown reason I was rock solid for hours after it. Never experienced this before "

Personally I would have kept this to myself but you do you

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By *hil most chillMan
38 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

Personally I would have kept this to myself but you do you"

Agree. Classic case of oversharing but I'm here for it

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By *CExeCouple
38 weeks ago

Hong-Kong/Exeter

Had an old boy walk past a while back with his wife and he let rip a trouser cough that sounded like a dinosaur roaring. Absolutely bloody hilarious despite his wife's embarrassment. Can't say it gave me the horn though 🤣

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By *aven RedWoman
38 weeks ago

Liverpool x

I say it's your bottom blowing kisses x

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