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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

Next rnd

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By *ai24Man
33 weeks ago

Town

Buy him towel rail.

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By *inchwillyMan
33 weeks ago

Hemel Hempstead

Slowly wank that big solid cock Slowly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Put him on ferry to Holland so he can take over the job of little Dutch boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

Borrow his twister mat

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Take his socks

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Take his socks"

Take his jeans

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By *unfriends1976Couple
33 weeks ago

Darlington

Have a cuppa x

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By *urvyFan!Man
33 weeks ago

Bury

Cover those tits in cum

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By *eyeYCouple
33 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"Take his socks

Take his jeans"

Hmmm, mutually pleasure and tease her till after much begging he enters her and I quiet her by straddling her face.. Just a thought 😈😘

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Let him use my cum

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Give him a copy of War & Peace to read

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Give him a copy of War & Peace to read"

Bend over on his twister mat

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By *eyeYCouple
33 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"Give him a copy of War & Peace to read

Bend over on his twister mat "

Reference above comment 😘

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Give him a copy of War & Peace to read

Bend over on his twister mat "

If you wiggle it, it's mine 😉😉

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By *fffunCouple
33 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Loose at twister 😜

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By *morousCouple8Couple
33 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Loose at twister 😜 "

Kiss her

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Loose at twister 😜

Kiss her"

Spank her x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Motorboat

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Motorboat"

Enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Motorboat

Enjoy x"

Naked massage x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Motorboat

Enjoy x

Naked massage x"

Get naked x

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By *lfonzoMan
33 weeks ago

Aberystwyth


"Motorboat

Enjoy x

Naked massage x"
hang my towel

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Motorboat

Enjoy x

Naked massage x hang my towel "

Run an ice cube down his chest with my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Motorboat

Enjoy x

Naked massage x hang my towel

Run an ice cube down his chest with my mouth "

Help her x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Hand puppet contest

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By *r DontWannaMissASwingMan
33 weeks ago

Bristol


"Hand puppet contest"

Steal his bod I think 🤣

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By *pennaughtynessMan
33 weeks ago

seaford

Watch him fucking

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By *ispleasureonlyCouple
33 weeks ago

yeovil

Watch him dance

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Watch him dance "

be ridden by that hot pussy

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
33 weeks ago

Brum

Position him over our Juliet balcony and fill his mouth with fresh squirty cream then lube up his asshole and ram my strap on up there good and hard.

If he spills even a drop of cream he gets thrown over.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Plan world domination together...I mean boink their brains out 👀

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Have him perform bolero on ice in nothing but a towel in the middle of a Trafalgar Square

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By *ace400Man
33 weeks ago

near knock

Watch him playing twister

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By *morousCouple8Couple
33 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Watch him playing twister"

Twist his nipples

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By *asepaul71Man
33 weeks ago

Buxton

Go for a drink with

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Take him boxer shopping

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman
33 weeks ago

Chichester

Play Twister with him.

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple
33 weeks ago

Fantasy Land

Sunbathe naked with her (in the summer of course)

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By *nyone4funMan
33 weeks ago

Guernsey

So many things 😍

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman
33 weeks ago

Chichester


"Sunbathe naked with her (in the summer of course) "
Out naked today…it’s lovely and sunny. 🌞

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Tan together

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Sunbathe naked with her (in the summer of course) Out naked today…it’s lovely and sunny. 🌞 "

Perfect weather for twister 😉😉

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By *aughtySubMan
33 weeks ago

Liverpool

Suck him off while he watches twister

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By *fffunCouple
33 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Sunbathe naked with her (in the summer of course) Out naked today…it’s lovely and sunny. 🌞

Perfect weather for twister 😉😉"

Foot on red hand on yellow

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By *olfandtazCouple
33 weeks ago

Bristol


"Sunbathe naked with her (in the summer of course) Out naked today…it’s lovely and sunny. 🌞

Perfect weather for twister 😉😉

Foot on red hand on yellow"

Go clubbing, seems like they could be alot of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

Tag along

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By *nthony50069Man
33 weeks ago

yesh near oldham


"Sunbathe naked with her (in the summer of course) Out naked today…it’s lovely and sunny. 🌞

Perfect weather for twister 😉😉

Foot on red hand on yellow

Go clubbing, seems like they could be alot of fun"

I’d love to ride them all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Sunbathe naked with her (in the summer of course) Out naked today…it’s lovely and sunny. 🌞

Perfect weather for twister 😉😉

Foot on red hand on yellow

Go clubbing, seems like they could be alot of fun"

Invite onto the twister mat 🔵 & 🟡

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Play twister lol

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Use those boobs for a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Fluff pillows for him 🤣🤣

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
33 weeks ago

South Wales

Play twister xx 😄

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Strip Jenga

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By *ai24Man
33 weeks ago

Town

Where to begin…!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Where to begin…! "

Strip poker

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By *eautyabcCouple
33 weeks ago

bridgend


"Where to begin…!

Strip poker"
sounds perfect

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By *eautyabcCouple
33 weeks ago

bridgend


"Play twister xx 😄"
would love to

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By *0m98Man
33 weeks ago

n

I wouldn’t mind joining in on that game

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By *rown.studMan
33 weeks ago

Eccles

Watch and untangle them

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Play twister xx 😄 would love to "

The more the merrier 😉😉

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

He likes twister

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By *nthony50069Man
33 weeks ago

yesh near oldham


"He likes twister"

Whatever he said

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By *eautyabcCouple
33 weeks ago

bridgend


"Play twister xx 😄 would love to

The more the merrier 😉😉"
totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Play twister xx 😄 would love to

The more the merrier 😉😉totally agree "

Left food on 🔵 right foot on 🟡 😈😈

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
33 weeks ago

South Wales


"Play twister xx 😄 would love to

The more the merrier 😉😉totally agree

Left food on 🔵 right foot on 🟡 😈😈"

Spin!! Xx 😄

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Nibble her neck

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

See what really makes him happy 😎😎😎😎😎

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Fill his cup

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Ask for turd polish back

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By *fffunCouple
33 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Change the game

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Change the game"

Strip chess 🤷

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Change the game"

Erotic photoshoot x

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy


"Change the game

Strip chess 🤷"

Strip maypole dancing with dodge the ferrets 🤷

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By *kbwc1995Man
33 weeks ago

manchester/bradford

Buy a drink lol

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By *uddling specialistMan
33 weeks ago

colchester


"Buy a drink lol"

Pint and burger

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Eat the pint and drink the burger

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Eat the pint and drink the burger"

Then you can be Dadbod90 🤣🤣

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By *ensualbicockMan
33 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Eat the pint and drink the burger

Then you can be Dadbod90 🤣🤣"

Play naked twister

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By *lfonzoMan
33 weeks ago

Aberystwyth


"Eat the pint and drink the burger

Then you can be Dadbod90 🤣🤣"
join in the game of twister

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By *ungStud4U83Man
33 weeks ago

n/a


"Eat the pint and drink the burger

Then you can be Dadbod90 🤣🤣 join in the game of twister "

Judge the game of twister

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Eat the pint and drink the burger

Then you can be Dadbod90 🤣🤣 join in the game of twister

Judge the game of twister "

Tell them all to stop stealing my game of naked twister ... its mine!

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By *as1373Couple
33 weeks ago

Taupo, New Zealand & Persian Gulf

Explore all

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By *tannersMan
33 weeks ago

stanley


"Explore all"

Get them involved in TT’s naked twister

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Eat the pint and drink the burger

Then you can be Dadbod90 🤣🤣 join in the game of twister

Judge the game of twister

Tell them all to stop stealing my game of naked twister ... its mine! "

Round two sometime 😉😉

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By *as1373Couple
33 weeks ago

Taupo, New Zealand & Persian Gulf


"Explore all

Get them involved in TT’s naked twister"

Tell us where

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By *attooedbbwandhubbyCouple
33 weeks ago

Dorset

Discuss emigrating to the Middle East and how accessible it is

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Discuss emigrating to the Middle East and how accessible it is"

Well apparently Trump is opening the first strip club in Gaza soon

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By *as1373Couple
33 weeks ago

Taupo, New Zealand & Persian Gulf

lol, NZ is nicer.

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By *attooedbbwandhubbyCouple
33 weeks ago

Dorset


"lol, NZ is nicer."

Long old way from home though, Qatar etc 5/6 hours seems a bit more do able!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"lol, NZ is nicer."

Take him to NZ cos he loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"lol, NZ is nicer.

Take him to NZ cos he loves it "

Go with so she comes home

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By *fffunCouple
33 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Join in

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Join in "

Drop him off there

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
33 weeks ago

kent


"Join in

Drop him off there "

Share cake and coffee 🍰

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By *parkle1974Woman
33 weeks ago

Leeds

Go out for cocktails and dancing 💃

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Have him do a 3 hour drum solo for Foo Fighters

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy


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I like cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Give him mocktails. Its a school night

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Run up a mountain like in rocky 4

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By *an_LaraCouple
33 weeks ago

London


"Run up a mountain like in rocky 4"

Watch him fucking my wife

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By *0m98Man
33 weeks ago

n

I’d fuck your wife

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Buy them tickets to Hamworthy

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Left hand blue

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By *tannersMan
33 weeks ago

stanley


"Left hand blue "

My face pink

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Play golf

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By *erry 58Man
33 weeks ago

doncaster

Service his car

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
33 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Service his car"

Give him my car to service

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Oh the temptation to put something in about "servicing" but biting tongue 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Hide the twister mat

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Hide the twister mat "

Dude are purposely going out of your way to "upset us twister fans" 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Hide the twister mat

Dude are purposely going out of your way to "upset us twister fans" 🤣🤣"

I can't bend like that. I'm at a disadvantage 😆

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Hide the twister mat

Dude are purposely going out of your way to "upset us twister fans" 🤣🤣

I can't bend like that. I'm at a disadvantage 😆"

Take our twister mat back off him and get both hands on green

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By *lairebear13Woman
33 weeks ago

fife

Don’t worry I’m very bendable

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable "

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled"

Get him back on our twister mat

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled

Get him back on our twister mat "

Question her motives on why she wants to break me 👀

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled

Get him back on our twister mat "

Nope, I shall not get in the way of destiny 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled

Get him back on our twister mat

Nope, I shall not get in the way of destiny 🤣🤣"

Never offer again

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By *ognorworthibg23Man
33 weeks ago

littlehampton

Make the most of thighs

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By *tannersMan
33 weeks ago

stanley


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled

Get him back on our twister mat

Nope, I shall not get in the way of destiny 🤣🤣

Never offer again "

Tongue her gently into orgasmic oblivion

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled

Get him back on our twister mat

Nope, I shall not get in the way of destiny 🤣🤣

Never offer again "

It wasn't me that offered...clairbear wants him, who am I to stand in the way of a passionate Scottish lass 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled

Get him back on our twister mat

Nope, I shall not get in the way of destiny 🤣🤣

Never offer again

It wasn't me that offered...clairbear wants him, who am I to stand in the way of a passionate Scottish lass 🤣🤣"

I was talking to you! Not him

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By *tannersMan
33 weeks ago

stanley


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled

Get him back on our twister mat

Nope, I shall not get in the way of destiny 🤣🤣

Never offer again

It wasn't me that offered...clairbear wants him, who am I to stand in the way of a passionate Scottish lass 🤣🤣

I was talking to you! Not him "

More of the tongue thing 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled

Get him back on our twister mat

Nope, I shall not get in the way of destiny 🤣🤣

Never offer again

It wasn't me that offered...clairbear wants him, who am I to stand in the way of a passionate Scottish lass 🤣🤣

I was talking to you! Not him

More of the tongue thing 😁"

Methinks I'm getting a bollocking 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled

Get him back on our twister mat

Nope, I shall not get in the way of destiny 🤣🤣

Never offer again

It wasn't me that offered...clairbear wants him, who am I to stand in the way of a passionate Scottish lass 🤣🤣

I was talking to you! Not him "

Him? 😮 Him has a name you know 😭

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By *tannersMan
33 weeks ago

stanley

Okaaayyy, who wants a.nice cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Take him to Caxton House and get name changed to "Him" by deed poll

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Don’t worry I’m very bendable

Gymbod90, grab coat you've pulled

Get him back on our twister mat

Nope, I shall not get in the way of destiny 🤣🤣

Never offer again

It wasn't me that offered...clairbear wants him, who am I to stand in the way of a passionate Scottish lass 🤣🤣

I was talking to you! Not him

Him? 😮 Him has a name you know 😭"

Sorry i didnt mean it like that 🤣🤭 my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Take him to Caxton House and get name changed to "Him" by deed poll "

Skip him like he does everyone else 🤣

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By *un meets nsaMan
33 weeks ago

stirlingshire

Take her for a drink and see where the night goes

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Kiss her ❤️

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I do apologise for not skipping you but rules are rules

Coffee anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Take him to Caxton House and get name changed to "Him" by deed poll

Skip him like he does everyone else 🤣"

Harsh! I do not skip 😮 as if you imply that I do cardio 🤯

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"I do apologise for not skipping you but rules are rules

Coffee anyone"

Get my sto len twister mat off him

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Take him to Caxton House and get name changed to "Him" by deed poll

Skip him like he does everyone else 🤣

Harsh! I do not skip 😮 as if you imply that I do cardio 🤯"

Ffs other than replying to the comment i dont know what else to do to show who im replying to 🙈

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Tell her to ignore the thickos 🤣🤣🤣

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By *nthony50069Man
33 weeks ago

yesh near oldham


"I do apologise for not skipping you but rules are rules

Coffee anyone

Get my sto len twister mat off him "

Tare all her clothes off and kiss her all over

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"I do apologise for not skipping you but rules are rules

Coffee anyone

Get my sto len twister mat off him "

Play twister when u get your mat back

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By *underlandfellaMan
33 weeks ago

sunderland


"Tell her to ignore the thickos 🤣🤣🤣"

Go toy shopping

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By *londeAndBubblyKate7Woman
33 weeks ago

near the river medway


"I do apologise for not skipping you but rules are rules

Coffee anyone

Get my sto len twister mat off him

Play twister when u get your mat back "

Poke the honey badger

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By *ing of massageMan
33 weeks ago

Bicester


"I do apologise for not skipping you but rules are rules

Coffee anyone

Get my sto len twister mat off him

Play twister when u get your mat back

Poke the honey badger "

Give her an all over erotic massage with oils

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"I do apologise for not skipping you but rules are rules

Coffee anyone

Get my sto len twister mat off him

Play twister when u get your mat back

Poke the honey badger

Give her an all over erotic massage with oils "

Rinse his bum off

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By *ondon2023Man
33 weeks ago

London


"I do apologise for not skipping you but rules are rules

Coffee anyone

Get my sto len twister mat off him

Play twister when u get your mat back

Lick her bum

Poke the honey badger "

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By *ohnancarlyCouple
33 weeks ago

swansea

Offer you a feast ice cream and see where it leads.

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By *k98765Couple
33 weeks ago

birmingham


"Offer you a feast ice cream and see where it leads."

Get naked on the beach xx

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I’ve done that … it’s very exhilarating

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By *ing of massageMan
33 weeks ago

Bicester


"Offer you a feast ice cream and see where it leads.

Get naked on the beach xx"

Join you naked on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"I’ve done that … it’s very exhilarating "

What? Skipping? 🤣🤣

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I’m going to steal your twister mat

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

You can try, but it's Thickthighs, it won't be me you'll be answering to

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"You can try, but it's Thickthighs, it won't be me you'll be answering to"

Tell him to stop leaving the twistermat out to be sto len

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"[Removed by poster at 30/09/25 21:32:51]"

(Carried back onto mat by poster)

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy

[Removed by poster at 30/09/25 21:35:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"You can try, but it's Thickthighs, it won't be me you'll be answering to

Tell him to stop leaving the twistermat out to be sto len "

I'm bloody standing on it bollock naked, what more do I need to do to protect it 🤷🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"You can try, but it's Thickthighs, it won't be me you'll be answering to

Tell him to stop leaving the twistermat out to be sto len

I'm bloody standing on it bollock naked, what more do I need to do to protect it 🤷🤣🤣"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bum him

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Kiss her

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By *rchie300Man
33 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Finally the order has arrived…. Kiss her again

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"You can try, but it's Thickthighs, it won't be me you'll be answering to

Tell him to stop leaving the twistermat out to be sto len

I'm bloody standing on it bollock naked, what more do I need to do to protect it 🤷🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bum him "

What do I do if he pushes back 😧😧😧

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
33 weeks ago

Home


"You can try, but it's Thickthighs, it won't be me you'll be answering to

Tell him to stop leaving the twistermat out to be sto len

I'm bloody standing on it bollock naked, what more do I need to do to protect it 🤷🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bum him

What do I do if he pushes back 😧😧😧"
pints

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"You can try, but it's Thickthighs, it won't be me you'll be answering to

Tell him to stop leaving the twistermat out to be sto len

I'm bloody standing on it bollock naked, what more do I need to do to protect it 🤷🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bum him

What do I do if he pushes back 😧😧😧"

Ffs why can noone play this game.

The title says "what would you like to do to the person above"

I said bum him! Meaning i will bum you 🤣 jesus im out!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"You can try, but it's Thickthighs, it won't be me you'll be answering to

Tell him to stop leaving the twistermat out to be sto len

I'm bloody standing on it bollock naked, what more do I need to do to protect it 🤷🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bum him

What do I do if he pushes back 😧😧😧

Ffs why can noone play this game.

The title says "what would you like to do to the person above"

I said bum him! Meaning i will bum you 🤣 jesus im out!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"You can try, but it's Thickthighs, it won't be me you'll be answering to

Tell him to stop leaving the twistermat out to be sto len

I'm bloody standing on it bollock naked, what more do I need to do to protect it 🤷🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bum him

What do I do if he pushes back 😧😧😧

Ffs why can noone play this game.

The title says "what would you like to do to the person above"

I said bum him! Meaning i will bum you 🤣 jesus im out!"

BUM HER

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By *ispleasureonlyCouple
33 weeks ago

yeovil


"You can try, but it's Thickthighs, it won't be me you'll be answering to

Tell him to stop leaving the twistermat out to be sto len

I'm bloody standing on it bollock naked, what more do I need to do to protect it 🤷🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bum him

What do I do if he pushes back 😧😧😧

Ffs why can noone play this game.

The title says "what would you like to do to the person above"

I said bum him! Meaning i will bum you 🤣 jesus im out!"

Use you as the filling between us 😜

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

See if she can do splits over my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"See if she can do splits over my cock"

See if he can just play the game properly

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By *ertcoupleCouple
33 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City


"See if she can do splits over my cock

See if he can just play the game properly "

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Errrr 🤷🤷

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Errrr 🤷🤷"

Bake him a pie, he hasnt stuck his cock in one for a while

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