FabSwingers.com forum: Help Me Get Laid 🙏

By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

GAME TIME FABBERS!! 🥳

Purpose of the game is simple - you are a wingman/woman. 🫡

All you have to do is describe someone on here and help them get laid.

You CANNOT say who they are 🤫

On the plus side, if you like how someone else has reviewed someone and would like to boink, you have the option to say SMASH or PASS.

Anyone who gets a SMASH must be revealed. Those who receive a PASS shall remain hidden😶‍🌫️

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to HELP ME GET LAID?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I dont understandddddds 🙈

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ent57Man
42 weeks ago

... where the streets have no name!

"I dont understandddddds 🙈"

... that's cos you're from Stockton ... 'they' don't understand many things ...

I can say that cos I'm from Norton

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, got dick caught in a celing fan.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lexander999300Man
42 weeks ago

ashford

"I dont understandddddds 🙈"
same here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"I dont understandddddds 🙈"

Give a description of someone without saying who it is. Sell them to see if you can get them laid (as a wingman does).

Also, if there is one you like, say SMASH. If you don't, say PASS.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 23/09/25 14:01:22]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"I dont understandddddds 🙈

... that's cos you're from Stockton ... 'they' don't understand many things ...

I can say that cos I'm from Norton

I live here but not from here.. so stick with your own thickos you 🤣😉

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ent57Man
42 weeks ago

... where the streets have no name!

"I dont understandddddds 🙈

... that's cos you're from Stockton ... 'they' don't understand many things ...

I can say that cos I'm from Norton

I live here but not from here.. so stick with your own thickos you 🤣😉"

Ah but ... you catch being a thicko living close to the river Tees ... anywhere East of Yarm that is!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"I dont understandddddds 🙈

... that's cos you're from Stockton ... 'they' don't understand many things ...

I can say that cos I'm from Norton

I live here but not from here.. so stick with your own thickos you 🤣😉

Ah but ... you catch being a thicko living close to the river Tees ... anywhere East of Yarm that is!

You keep telling yourself that 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mrm1990Couple
42 weeks ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 23/09/25 14:19:45]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mrm1990Couple
42 weeks ago

glasgow

"I dont understandddddds 🙈

... that's cos you're from Stockton ... 'they' don't understand many things ...

I can say that cos I'm from Norton

I live here but not from here.. so stick with your own thickos you 🤣😉

Ah but ... you catch being a thicko living close to the river Tees ... anywhere East of Yarm that is!

You keep telling yourself that 🤣"
give him a bit of tight thigh treatment shut him up 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
42 weeks ago

Mayfair

I also don't understand but I'll take a punt:

I'll be wingman to Thickthighs25 as I've given up on the previous 24 of then.

Thickthighs25. A worthwhile candidate/candy-date for anyone with a four-lettered name beginning with "N" and ending with an "O", with an "er" in between, and hailing from the majestic city of London. If they share their passions for coffee then all the better.

Oh, I think I've invariably and accidentally paired her up with me. How fortuitous! 🙂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley

Ok my attempt

Thickthighs, smouldering eyes, lips that promise pleasure . Always brings her own butter and is the most sensual and tender proponent of the noble art of bumming that I have ever known.

Ps Her cuddles are awesome too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aomilatteCouple
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"I also don't understand but I'll take a punt:

I'll be wingman to Thickthighs25 as I've given up on the previous 24 of then.

Oh, I think I've invariably and accidentally paired her up with me. How fortuitous! 🙂"

You've broke the rules by saying who you described! The rules are easy to not understand

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aomilatteCouple
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"Ok my attempt

Thickthighs, smouldering eyes, lips that promise pleasure . Always brings her own butter and is the most sensual and tender proponent of the noble art of bumming that I have ever known.

Ps Her cuddles are awesome too "

Another rule breaker!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hilloutMan
42 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm lost now

Then again, I am a bit tired. I'll keep an eye on this one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mrm1990Couple
42 weeks ago

glasgow

Treats her man like a king gives him all the pleasure he deserves. A bum thats second too none, luckily for you guys she enjoys getting some oil rubbed on there. Beautiful woman who looks like she knows how too have fun 😈 who is it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley

Loves to get her kit on, shes’s made to tease, she has all the right numbers and she won’t settle for mediocrity, treat her like a princess and she’ll treat you like her Prince William

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aomilatteCouple
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"Treats her man like a king gives him all the pleasure he deserves. A bum thats second too none, luckily for you guys she enjoys getting some oil rubbed on there. Beautiful woman who looks like she knows how too have fun 😈 who is it?"

Is it the smash or pass bit now? If someone gets a smash it's revealed or if they get a pass it's hidden? Keep this up people, after 175 let's go to thread 2

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley

She’s a shield maiden of Rohan, her eyes are deep and dark, her hair is midnight, if you treat her well she will teach you that their is beauty in destruction

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mrm1990Couple
42 weeks ago

glasgow

Is it the smash or pass bit now? If someone gets a smash it's revealed or if they get a pass it's hidden? Keep this up people, after 175 let's go to thread 2

"
yes, if you like the description of the person above right smash, if not right pass

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mrm1990Couple
42 weeks ago

glasgow

"She’s a shield maiden of Rohan, her eyes are deep and dark, her hair is midnight, if you treat her well she will teach you that their is beauty in destruction "
pass

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mrm1990Couple
42 weeks ago

glasgow

"Loves to get her kit on, shes’s made to tease, she has all the right numbers and she won’t settle for mediocrity, treat her like a princess and she’ll treat you like her Prince William"
pass

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley

His joy is art and he spreads his joy wherever he may wander. Don’t you need some joy in your life?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley

He’s a gert big bowl of guacamole, ladies dip in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley

She’s a gorgeous sweet treat without the calories, one you see her you will want to taste her and savour her

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ortheastFarmerMan
42 weeks ago

Northumberland

"I dont understandddddds 🙈

... that's cos you're from Stockton ... 'they' don't understand many things ...

I can say that cos I'm from Norton

Smash.... im guessing because he described ThickThighs and I liked the way he done it, I can say samsh about her

If not... then id still smash 😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Hes a delicious treat that will melt you like his favourite icecream.

Hes a buff boy who would be able to pick you up, throw you over his shoulder and ride you into battle.

He may/may not have secret children

Gooooooooo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"I also don't understand but I'll take a punt:

I'll be wingman to Thickthighs25 as I've given up on the previous 24 of then.

Oh, I think I've invariably and accidentally paired her up with me. How fortuitous! 🙂"

Smash 🤤🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley

Part Italian she looks as good as a Lamborghini, moves like a Ferrari, will give you the ride of your life and leave you begging more. So sexy they named a fragrance after her.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mrm1990Couple
42 weeks ago

glasgow

"Part Italian she looks as good as a Lamborghini, moves like a Ferrari, will give you the ride of your life and leave you begging more. So sexy they named a fragrance after her."
smash who is it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley

"Part Italian she looks as good as a Lamborghini, moves like a Ferrari, will give you the ride of your life and leave you begging more. So sexy they named a fragrance after her. smash who is it"

The delectable TT

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mrm1990Couple
42 weeks ago

glasgow

"Part Italian she looks as good as a Lamborghini, moves like a Ferrari, will give you the ride of your life and leave you begging more. So sexy they named a fragrance after her. smash who is it

The delectable TT"
ooo it seems like thick thighs is a favourite, no wonder 😍

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Hes a delicious treat that will melt you like his favourite icecream.

Hes a buff boy who would be able to pick you up, throw you over his shoulder and ride you into battle.

He may/may not have secret children

Gooooooooo"

Sounds like a loser. PASS!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Part Italian she looks as good as a Lamborghini, moves like a Ferrari, will give you the ride of your life and leave you begging more. So sexy they named a fragrance after her. smash who is it

The delectable TT ooo it seems like thick thighs is a favourite, no wonder 😍 "

Ah its just stanley i paid him earlier 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Hes a delicious treat that will melt you like his favourite icecream.

Hes a buff boy who would be able to pick you up, throw you over his shoulder and ride you into battle.

He may/may not have secret children

Gooooooooo

Sounds like a loser. PASS!"

SMASH

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Hes a delicious treat that will melt you like his favourite icecream.

Hes a buff boy who would be able to pick you up, throw you over his shoulder and ride you into battle.

He may/may not have secret children

Gooooooooo

Sounds like a loser. PASS!

SMASH"

Whom is this mysterious personof which you wish to participate in coitus of the genital regions with?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tannersMan
42 weeks ago

stanley

"Part Italian she looks as good as a Lamborghini, moves like a Ferrari, will give you the ride of your life and leave you begging more. So sexy they named a fragrance after her. smash who is it

The delectable TT ooo it seems like thick thighs is a favourite, no wonder 😍

Ah its just stanley i paid him earlier 🤣"

Still recovering 😘

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread