FabSwingers.com forum: I dont like blow jobs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mrs here. Was talking to a guy. He hates blow jobs!!! ??? Is this even possible!! Its a first for me! No I haven't done one so no its not because I am crap lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs here. Was talking to a guy. He hates blow jobs!!! ??? Is this even possible!! Its a first for me! No I haven't done one so no its not because I am crap lol. "
can I have his number

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I met a guy a few times and he said he didn't like blow jobs but when I asked him why he said he's had a bad experiance and its put him right off. Teeth/nails etc. ouch. I asked him if he'd be willing to let me try and change his mind. He said ok. It went well! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my friends bursts into fits of laughter he can't control when he gets one so he asks women not to go there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some women dont like receiving oral...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs here. Was talking to a guy. He hates blow jobs!!! ??? Is this even possible!! Its a first for me! No I haven't done one so no its not because I am crap lol. "

Let me translate that for you, "I don't like blowjobs", in man speak either means I've almost had it bit off once or I'm not a fan of hygiene and don't intend to start being.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yea I get women not liking receiving oral. But was completely taken aback by a guy not liking a bj lol!!! My favo thing ever lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love giving them i think it would be less fun if they didn't like them.

And i know a woman who doesn't like oral...and there have been times when someone has given me it i really wish they hadn't

Maybe its down to bad experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr here and yes I never rated blow jobs until I met my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea I get women not liking receiving oral. But was completely taken aback by a guy not liking a bj lol!!! My favo thing ever lol!"

Guys are allowed not to like things you know even if you enjoy them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love giving them i think it would be less fun if they didn't like them.

And i know a woman who doesn't like oral...and there have been times when someone has given me it i really wish they hadn't

Maybe its down to bad experience "

Just letting you know...... I love getting them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie here never met a guy yet that doesn't like blow jobs I personally love giving them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs here. Was talking to a guy. He hates blow jobs!!! ??? Is this even possible!! Its a first for me! No I haven't done one so no its not because I am crap lol. can I have his number "
Bet hes not local to me. I will give them because I receive oral. Its only fair after all but I dont let them cum in my mouth, dont like it and wont do it. He must be a one-off

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

"I met a guy a few times and he said he didn't like blow jobs but when I asked him why he said he's had a bad experiance and its put him right off. Teeth/nails etc. ouch. I asked him if he'd be willing to let me try and change his mind. He said ok. It went well! Lol x "

The mans a genius ..... lol ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The mans a genius ..... lol ....

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mans a genius ..... lol ....

Ha ha ha"

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

D here not sure I'd want to meet a guy that did'nt like them

Just the same as I wouldn't meet someone that did'nt like kissing

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy once not off here who wouldn't do oral to a woman!

Best part of the warm up i think sex wasn't that good with him either if he's not going down why should i?

Didn't see him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy who after I had given him a blow job refused to kiss me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a guy who after I had given him a blow job refused to kiss me "
how very dare he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some terrible blow jobs off women (n some men tooo) like they trying to scrape a carrot wiv their teeth!!!! Expect I've done some crap oral on women in me time tooo LOL

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Yea I get women not liking receiving oral. But was completely taken aback by a guy not liking a bj lol!!! My favo thing ever lol!

Guys are allowed not to like things you know even if you enjoy them

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Yea I get women not liking receiving oral. But was completely taken aback by a guy not liking a bj lol!!! My favo thing ever lol!"

I don't particularly like them. They do very little for me.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I have had one poor blow job when I think the lady must have been a bit peckish! Still makes me cross my legs when I think about it. Being the trooper I am, it hasn't put me off them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a guy who after I had given him a blow job refused to kiss me how very dare he

I know cheek of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a guy who after I had given him a blow job refused to kiss me how very dare he

Yes me too share and share alike i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a guy who after I had given him a blow job refused to kiss me how very dare he

Yes me too share and share alike i say

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Let me translate that for you, "I don't like blowjobs", in man speak either means I've almost had it bit off once or I'm not a fan of hygiene and don't intend to start being."

What a stupid assumption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its amazing when you look at most womens veris they are all amazing at giving oral and in my experience this is far from the truth. Think as soon as a woman puts her mouth near a guys cock they think its amazing no matter what she does.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a guy who after I had given him a blow job refused to kiss me how very dare he

Yes me too share and share alike i say

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is mr D i am not a fan off blow jobs i have to be really in the mood to receive one even though mrs D gives fantastic blow jobs sometimes i dont want it.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

I've met women who don't particularly enjoy receiving oral, and didn't think they were weird in the slightest. Whenever i've mentioned to a meet that i'm not a fan of blowjobs, 2 things usually happen:

1) She looks at me like i'm some kind of alien (ugh)

2) She proceeds to give me one anyway, after boasting about her oral skills and how she's never had any complaints (double ugh)

Guaranteed to make me lose interest almost immediately. And my erection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've met women who don't particularly enjoy receiving oral, and didn't think they were weird in the slightest. Whenever i've mentioned to a meet that i'm not a fan of blowjobs, 2 things usually happen:

1) She looks at me like i'm some kind of alien (ugh)

2) She proceeds to give me one anyway, after boasting about her oral skills and how she's never had any complaints (double ugh)

Guaranteed to make me lose interest almost immediately. And my erection."

Now we can't have you loosing your erection shall I give you a blow job

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Here we go again! The oral sex police. It isn't mandatory to like oral sex for any gender there has been no law.passed to make it so that I'm aware of.

We are all here to have fun and enjoy sex the best way we know how, not limit others pleasure by suggesting that they are somehow strange for not enjoying something that the majority claim to.

I don't like oral, I never have and I've come across men who don't, we simply respect each others preference not imply that either of us is odd.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Now we can't have you loosing your erection shall I give you a blow job

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like them to be honest :L

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Mrs here. Was talking to a guy. He hates blow jobs!!! ??? Is this even possible!! Its a first for me! No I haven't done one so no its not because I am crap lol.

Let me translate that for you, "I don't like blowjobs", in man speak either means I've almost had it bit off once or I'm not a fan of hygiene and don't intend to start being."

Or how about it's simply his preference?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

The mans a genius ..... lol ....

Not really because its not like he persuaded me to to do it id already told him I love it. He wouldn't on the first meet. Just when he got more comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now we can't have you loosing your erection shall I give you a blow job

LOL

Couldn't resist that reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like Mondays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it is unusual but everyone is different. I used to not enjoy being licked out, but recently after years of not enjoying it I like it.

I do love giving blow jobs though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a huge fan unless the women 100% knows what she's doing - and yes ladies it's very much about technique - I recon I've had about 5 toe-curlingly, eyes rolling into the back of head, good ones in my life.

So if you want to accept the challenge ladies

I've also met quite a few women who don't like men going down low ..but I think that's more about being self-conscious than not getting a pleasurable feeling from it. Most women, I believe, need to feel relaxed to enjoy sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like Mondays.

Who the fuck does?! lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

no it isn't about feeling self conscious in my case, it's about genuinely not liking it..genuinely. I haven't had a bad experience, I don't think my genitals are unclean, shameful, ugly or different to other womens and I'm more than happy for men to see them be close to them touch them etc just not give me oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men give the best blow jobs fact ! Of course if any ladies on here want to try and prove me wrong ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The police lol!!! Get a grip!!!!! I was just freaking interested as I never met a guy yet who doesn't love them! Dear me . . Calm down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like Mondays.

Who the fuck does?! lol "

The Happy Mondays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs here. Was talking to a guy. He hates blow jobs!!! ??? "

Thats just strange.

Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i dont like blow jobs? let me translate in a mans language

i dont like blow jobs but you can try n change my mind and try ..reverse psychology...... classic

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By *ouise and jamieCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I think everyone is different likes/dislikes tbh.

Saying that its all in the sucking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a couple off here a few years ago now (they're nolonger on here so no chance of them reading this) and got told that she wouldn't perform oral sex (given or receiving). When we actually got to playing he said he didn't like it either. Personally I think he wasn't allowed to try it or like it lol. The meet went very badly and we never met again, I wonder why?

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By *ohnny FingersMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I think it just goes to show we're all different and like and/or dislike different things. Surely that's the whole point of swinging it's about variety and embracing and enjoying those differences. Personally i love receiving blow jobs and love giving oral but it doesn't follow that everyone else should.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wasn't actually anyone from here. Just a "normal " bloke

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Wasn't actually anyone from here. Just a "normal " bloke"

It happens. He's still normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say that until i met the ex wife i didnt see what the fuss was all about...hate to say this to the ladies but the vast majority of women are really mediocre at them...just we wont complain cos we are to grateful for any kind of attention lol...course the ones who are skilled...yowser !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't actually anyone from here. Just a "normal " bloke"

lol i like it ............. i think we are all 'normal'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like Mondays.

Who the fuck does?! lol

The Happy Mondays "

Lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I think it just goes to show we're all different and like and/or dislike different things. Surely that's the whole point of swinging it's about variety and embracing and enjoying those differences. Personally i love receiving blow jobs and love giving oral but it doesn't follow that everyone else should."

Exactly!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Mrs here. Was talking to a guy. He hates blow jobs!!! ???

Thats just strange.

Ben"

why is someone elses sexual preference stange?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"The police lol!!! Get a grip!!!!! I was just freaking interested as I never met a guy yet who doesn't love them! Dear me . . Calm down. "

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Mrs here. Was talking to a guy. He hates blow jobs!!! ???

Thats just strange.

Ben

why is someone elses sexual preference stange?"

This is a question i'd like answered too.

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By *a petite madameWoman
over a year ago

London / Essex

"Mrs here. Was talking to a guy. He hates blow jobs!!! ??? Is this even possible!! Its a first for me! No I haven't done one so no its not because I am crap lol. can I have his number "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like Mondays.

Who the fuck does?! lol

The Happy Mondays

Lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's fair enough

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Mrs here. Was talking to a guy. He hates blow jobs!!! ??? Is this even possible!! Its a first for me! No I haven't done one so no its not because I am crap lol. "

Are you sure he was Human ....LOL

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Honestly, not that I dislike bjs but I vastly prefer everything else more , I'm selfish and love the taste of hot wet aroused pussy x and kissing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had some terrible blow jobs off women (n some men tooo) like they trying to scrape a carrot wiv their teeth!!!! Expect I've done some crap oral on women in me time tooo LOL

ALTHO personally I'd RATHER get a decent blow job than fuck - LOL how freakish is THAT - luckily it says so in my profile so I don't tend to meet females who give me a

look!

Each to their own I guess

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i love blow jobs .... anyone need to practice form an orderly queue ladies xxxx

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I must be odd, I love it when a woman uses her teeth or nails while giving me a blowjob.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Ahhh the old 'I don't like blow jobs' ploy.

I reckon this was invented by cro-magnon man, if not before.

And it still works

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Ahhh the old 'I don't like blow jobs' ploy.

I reckon this was invented by cro-magnon man, if not before.

And it still works

Again, what a dumb assumption and generalisation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think blow jobs are good visually but don't get that much out of them physically.

We met a couple from another site years ago, all he wanted to do was lie back and have his cock sucked, not even fuck.

She was great but he was the laziest fucker ever (no pun intended).

She certainly deserved better, she text us on their way home to say they'd stopped for her to suck his cock....... no surprise there then.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think blow jobs are good visually but don't get that much out of them physically."

+ 1

Agree with this, and with the OP.

There's almost a pressure or an expectation for guys to enjoy blowjobs, like they're the holy grail of soft play or something, and you're strange if you don't!

There is something intimate about oral, obviously, and giving a blowjob can be a very submissive act both visually and physically in the right context, if you're like me and enjoy that kind of thing.

But just a blowjob, or a blowjob for a blowjobs sake? Not for me thank you. Rare as it is to find a woman who can actually give a good one properly, I still don't find them all that physically stimulating, and I certainly can't imagine ever cumming from just one.

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

"I met a guy who after I had given him a blow job refused to kiss me "

John is as bad...loves a good blow job but won't kiss afterwards lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a blow job but only if the lady can take it all in. The tip of my cock is very sensitive to the point that it hurts so deep throat is best !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had good ones and bad ones.

Guys do tend to be better than girls though.. Sorry ladies.

Things to remember..

It's like licking an ice cream, not biting a stick of celery!

Gentle is good. You are not trying to suck an apple through a letterbox... There's no need to suck like you have not eaten for a month.

Foreskins are like clitoral hoods, they protect sensitive bits... Don't yank the skin back... You are not pulling a polo neck over your head!

Don't ever, ever, pull the skin right back and suck so hard that his arsehole collapses in on itself... It's not enjoyable and can hurt like hell!

Teeth... If you can't pop them in a glass before you start, keep them outta the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazes me how so many women on here give "the best blow job in the world" or can " suck a golf ball through a hose"

Once met a lovely lady who promised "the best" I had to tell her to stop as it was shockingly poor. Putting it in your mouth then going hell for leather at it isn't good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a bj now and then but not a huge fan of them

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By *inx82Woman
over a year ago

Durham

i dont like receiving oral and lads think that odd so i guess there could be lads out there that dont lol x

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

To spare feelings, I have told a bad blow jobber the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont like receiving oral and lads think that odd so i guess there could be lads out there that dont lol x "

Damn , my talented tongue would just have to kiss you instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a reduced sensitivity due to my circumcision, blowjobs can be quite frustrating as any change in rhythm is like starting again.

I can take them or leave them.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Looking back over this thread it seems that men who don't like or aren't keen on blow jobs aren't as uncommon as some would have us believe.

Choice is what its all about and allowing people to feel able to express that choice without being made to feel as if they are strange or as one person did have their membership of the human race questioned.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I have a reduced sensitivity due to my circumcision, blowjobs can be quite frustrating as any change in rhythm is like starting again.

I can take them or leave them."

Same here actually. Maybe it is a difference between cut and uncut guys.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I'm glad some men aren't that keen on receiving them - because I'm not that keen on giving them. I just get bored.

I do, by all accounts, give a pretty spectacular hand job though (and I'm not talking a bog-standard wank). A sensual hand job is very underrated imo

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By *asperthedogCouple
over a year ago

midlands

to me a blowjob is just a means to an end. If I'm struggling to get it up, then yes help me out, but otherwise I'm not bothered. To me its a waste of a bullet.

And before anyone says its cos I havent had a good one, I'm a regular at the Private Club, some of those ladies can proper suck cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys are best at blow jobs ...... in much the same way as women are better at lickin pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to me a blowjob is just a means to an end. If I'm struggling to get it up, then yes help me out, but otherwise I'm not bothered. To me its a waste of a bullet.

And before anyone says its cos I havent had a good one, I'm a regular at the Private Club, some of those ladies can proper suck cock.

"
I like to start by getting sucked, I've not come from blow job since I was teenager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you try that experiment with me?

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley

When I saw the thread title, I just thought of 10cc

"I don't like blow jobs"... "I love them".

oh the pleasures of a dirty mind

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By *ohnny FingersMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"When I saw the thread title, I just thought of 10cc

"I don't like blow jobs"... "I love them".

oh the pleasures of a dirty mind

This got me thinking about the thread title posting to the tune of I Don't Like Mondays by The Boomtown Rats :

The silicon chick decides on head

To get to the cum load

But nobody's gonna suck a tool today

She's gonna leave that bone alone

And daddy doesn't understand it

He always did as he was told

And he can see no reasons

'Cos there are no reasons

What reasons do you need to be blow-ow-ow-ow-own ?

Tell me why

I don’t like Blowjobs

Tell me why

I don’t like Blowjobs

Tell me why

I don’t like Blowjobs

I wanna shoo-oo-woo-woo-woo-oot the whole cum load

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley

"When I saw the thread title, I just thought of 10cc

"I don't like blow jobs"... "I love them".

oh the pleasures of a dirty mind

This got me thinking about the thread title posting to the tune of I Don't Like Mondays by The Boomtown Rats :

The silicon chick decides on head

To get to the cum load

But nobody's gonna suck a tool today

She's gonna leave that bone alone

And daddy doesn't understand it

He always did as he was told

And he can see no reasons

'Cos there are no reasons

What reasons do you need to be blow-ow-ow-ow-own ?

Tell me why

I don’t like Blowjobs

Tell me why

I don’t like Blowjobs

Tell me why

I don’t like Blowjobs

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over a year ago

I like blow jobs but only 1 woman has made me cum. Many have tried but only one succeeded.

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