FabSwingers.com forum: Worst chat up lines you have had on here.

By *rmrsAprilia OP Couple
38 weeks ago

Rotherham

As it says, worst chat up lines you have received.

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By *artin84Man
38 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I bet you've got a massive cock. Changed filters shortly after deleting 😂

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
38 weeks ago

chester

Your photo made me spill my pot noodle

Thanks .....

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By *rmrsAprilia OP Couple
38 weeks ago

Rotherham

"Your photo made me spill my pot noodle

Thanks ....."

What do you even say to that?

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
38 weeks ago

chester

"Your photo made me spill my pot noodle

Thanks .....

What do you even say to that? "

Well, I spat out my chateaubriand and chablis in shock

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By *ecate and BeastCouple
38 weeks ago

Scarborough

BJ £100

🤣 That was the funniest we've had

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Your photo made me spill my pot noodle

Thanks .....

What do you even say to that?

Well, I spat out my chateaubriand and chablis in shock

I just spilled my pot noodle reading that you paired chateaubriand with white wine

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Well ive just had "wanna fuck about"

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
38 weeks ago

chester

"Your photo made me spill my pot noodle

Thanks .....

What do you even say to that?

Well, I spat out my chateaubriand and chablis in shock

I just spilled my pot noodle reading that you paired chateaubriand with white wine

I like to be unconventional, what can I say

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By *rmrsAprilia OP Couple
38 weeks ago

Rotherham

"BJ £100

🤣 That was the funniest we've had"

How did you ever refuse? Or didn’t you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Well ive just had "wanna fuck about" "

Just checked, it was actually "wanna fuck around"

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Your photo made me spill my pot noodle

Thanks .....

What do you even say to that?

Well, I spat out my chateaubriand and chablis in shock

I just spilled my pot noodle reading that you paired chateaubriand with white wine

I like to be unconventional, what can I say

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By *ace400Man
38 weeks ago

near knock

Hi fancy a bj ? I deleted it as it was from a man if a woman asked that would be a different story

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Hi u ok ?

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By *ecate and BeastCouple
38 weeks ago

Scarborough

"BJ £100

🤣 That was the funniest we've had

How did you ever refuse? Or didn’t you ?

Didn't even get to reply the profile profile disappeared 🤣 Shame we were going to reply 'Pokey bum wank £150?'😂

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By *e-funcoupleCouple
38 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

‘Hi’

About ten times a day!

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By *rmrsAprilia OP Couple
38 weeks ago

Rotherham

"BJ £100

🤣 That was the funniest we've had

How did you ever refuse? Or didn’t you ?

Didn't even get to reply the profile profile disappeared 🤣 Shame we were going to reply 'Pokey bum wank £150?'😂"

😂😂😂😂 pokey bum wank. Not heard that for years.

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By *ecate and BeastCouple
38 weeks ago

Scarborough

"BJ £100

🤣 That was the funniest we've had

How did you ever refuse? Or didn’t you ?

Didn't even get to reply the profile profile disappeared 🤣 Shame we were going to reply 'Pokey bum wank £150?'😂

😂😂😂😂 pokey bum wank. Not heard that for years."

Oldy but we thought it was apt 🤭

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By *ick MastersMan
38 weeks ago

Birmingham

Hey can I ask you a question

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Do you fuck?

Hey, can i come and shove my length up your fart pipe.

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By *rmrsAprilia OP Couple
38 weeks ago

Rotherham

"BJ £100

🤣 That was the funniest we've had

How did you ever refuse? Or didn’t you ?

Didn't even get to reply the profile profile disappeared 🤣 Shame we were going to reply 'Pokey bum wank £150?'😂

😂😂😂😂 pokey bum wank. Not heard that for years.

Oldy but we thought it was apt 🤭"

Oldy but goldy. I’m going to try and use it 😂.

Hope your both well btw

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman
38 weeks ago

RCT/Cardiff

"Meet me, don't say a word, I'll throat fuck you then leave"

Erm I'll pass thanks

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By *moothdickMan
38 weeks ago

stoke

Do u cum on here often

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By *rmrsAprilia OP Couple
38 weeks ago

Rotherham

""Meet me, don't say a word, I'll throat fuck you then leave"

Erm I'll pass thanks

WOW how did you ever refuse?

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman
38 weeks ago

RCT/Cardiff

""Meet me, don't say a word, I'll throat fuck you then leave"

Erm I'll pass thanks

WOW how did you ever refuse?"

It did tear me up inside to turn him down but somehow I struggled through 😁

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By *etwife8230Couple
38 weeks ago

Newport

I want to split you

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan
38 weeks ago

DUBLIN

Hello daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Do you fuck?

Hey, can i come and shove my length up your fart pipe.

Jesus!!🤣🤣🤣

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By *ackInBlackMan
38 weeks ago

Caerphilly

I did have a photo of me wearing a pair of Levi 501 Jean's.

Had a message from a TV saying "those 501s look good on you, but they'd look much better on my bedroom floor"

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
38 weeks ago

near you

99% of messages I receive on here tbh.

Classic one just from

Sexpartyraves “ want some bank holiday fun “

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By *rmrsAprilia OP Couple
38 weeks ago

Rotherham

"99% of messages I receive on here tbh.

Classic one just from

Sexpartyraves “ want some bank holiday fun “"

Bet your both on your way now aren’t you 😂

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By *infullyObedientWoman
38 weeks ago

Woodley

"I've just completely drained my balls over your pics"

Erm thanks for that

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By *nvader2021Couple
38 weeks ago

Watford

"Your photo made me spill my pot noodle

Thanks ....."

That’s actually a good one

Our bug bear is Hi or how are you

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By *tannersMan
38 weeks ago

stanley

"Do you fuck?

Hey, can i come and shove my length up your fart pipe.

Good grief 😱

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Do you fuck?

Hey, can i come and shove my length up your fart pipe.

Jesus!!🤣🤣🤣 "

Yeah that was a personal fave that one

i obviously said absolutely!

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
38 weeks ago

near you

"99% of messages I receive on here tbh.

Classic one just from

Sexpartyraves “ want some bank holiday fun “

Bet your both on your way now aren’t you 😂"

How could we resist such an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

For me , the worst one , from a man !

Would you like to see me taking a shit !

What can I say to that ! Apart from noooo...

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By *ecate and BeastCouple
38 weeks ago

Scarborough

"BJ £100

🤣 That was the funniest we've had

How did you ever refuse? Or didn’t you ?

Didn't even get to reply the profile profile disappeared 🤣 Shame we were going to reply 'Pokey bum wank £150?'😂

😂😂😂😂 pokey bum wank. Not heard that for years.

Oldy but we thought it was apt 🤭

Oldy but goldy. I’m going to try and use it 😂.

Hope your both well btw "

We are good thank you 😊 just enjoying the lovely weather at the coast going for a long walk this evening to make the most of it. Hope you are both good.

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By *D1965Woman
38 weeks ago

watford

"Hi u ok ? "

This a dozen times a week

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By *ull_MilfWoman
38 weeks ago

hull

For me it’s when they offer money for a fuck!

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

London

"Do you fuck?

Hey, can i come and shove my length up your fart pipe.

To which you replied "the more the merrier"

You might find a bit of a traffic queue to that arse though 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Do you fuck?

Hey, can i come and shove my length up your fart pipe.

To which you replied "the more the merrier"

You might find a bit of a traffic queue to that arse though 🤔"

Your going the right way for a smacked bottom.. Mcstinger 😁

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

London

"For me it’s when they offer money for a fuck!"

You'd rather be paid in jelly babies? 🤔 Tough negotiator.

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

London

"Do you fuck?

Hey, can i come and shove my length up your fart pipe.

To which you replied "the more the merrier"

You might find a bit of a traffic queue to that arse though 🤔

Your going the right way for a smacked bottom.. Mcstinger 😁"

On this site some guys pay good money for that 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

London

Worst message I had was when I opened my filters up whilst trying to organise a social in Reading a few months back. I can't recall the message, but it started with a "Good Morning" and a copy/pasted generic message. Attached was a picture of the sender bent over with his hairy ass cheeks spread open 🤮, he hadn't bothered to look at my profile which states I'm straight!

I wonder how many others got that message? 🤔

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By *erbys_coupleCouple
38 weeks ago

Derby

It’s my work Xmas party and me and my mates want a woman we can take turns with in the pub car park 🤮🤮🤮

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By *erbys_coupleCouple
38 weeks ago

Derby

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That was our worst one btw

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Are you dressed. I'm in the area and want to fuck.

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

London

"Are you dressed. I'm in the area and want to fuck."

Even if you weren't dressed, I guess he could have just chucked you into the back of his van 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *moothdickMan
38 weeks ago

stoke

Just had one from a guy (fuck knows why when it’s says straight on my profile) asking “how much”? For what, a pound of apples, do I look like a fucking Green grocer

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By *uttercupWoman
38 weeks ago

Borders

I'm as hot as a crackheads spoons on benefit day apparently. Who knew

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By *layfull pairingCouple
38 weeks ago

Bristol

“I’m local for an hour and can come round and ruin your ass if you want“..... I assume he meant the wife’s..

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

London

"I'm as hot as a crackheads spoons on benefit day apparently. Who knew "

I'm guessing the crack head is talking from experience, so it seems man can't live on crack alone?

Personally, I'm more into a woman's arse crack. At school my mate talked about stuffing a woman's arse crack with chips calling it a chip batty. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
38 weeks ago

Stoke

A guy in a club a few months ago genuinely asked us if we come here often 🤦

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By *xoticLonghairMan
38 weeks ago

East Mids

I had someone sat "pass the salt, because I'm sodium into you".

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