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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton

You know the drill all fun no bitchiness yada yada yada

Gooooooo

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By *ensman100Man
5 days ago

Hounslow


"You know the drill all fun no bitchiness yada yada yada

Gooooooo"

Dinner and cocktails

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By *lairebear13Woman
5 days ago

fife

Dessert

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By *iura1234Man
5 days ago

aberdeen

Clothes hasn’t got any going by his pictures 😂

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By *exxyyDy11Man
5 days ago

North West


"Clothes hasn’t got any going by his pictures 😂"

Another pair of shorts

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"Clothes hasn’t got any going by his pictures 😂

Another pair of shorts "

A gym ban until his hard on goes 🤭

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By *iura1234Man
5 days ago

aberdeen


"Clothes hasn’t got any going by his pictures 😂

Another pair of shorts "

🤣

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By *1992Man
5 days ago

Kettering

A razor 😄

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"A razor 😄 "

Some more water for his bath

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By *peedyGMan
5 days ago

Telford


"A razor 😄

Some more water for his bath"

Some knee pads as you've been in that position a while

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By *1992Man
5 days ago

Kettering

Another tattoo

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By *uperSalopian7Man
5 days ago

Shrewsbury

A shower

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By *ensman100Man
5 days ago

Hounslow


"A shower"

More donuts

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
5 days ago

stanley


"A shower"

Matching outfits to really confuse the lovely Thickthighs

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 days ago

Up North


"A shower

Matching outfits to really confuse the lovely Thickthighs "

Some play-doh

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By *uperSalopian7Man
5 days ago

Shrewsbury

Eccles cakes

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By *y_journeyMan
5 days ago

newark


"Eccles cakes"

Clothes

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By *rSuave88Man
5 days ago

Mirfield

A head scratcher

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By *y_journeyMan
5 days ago

newark


"A head scratcher"

Same

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"A head scratcher

Same"

A bike for his journey

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By *y_journeyMan
5 days ago

newark


"A head scratcher

Same

A bike for his journey"

A bike lock for when I park it inbetween her cheeks

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By *emonochromeMan
5 days ago

Watford

A journey cd

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"A journey cd "

Some buttons for his shirt

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By *yanthelionMan
5 days ago

Torquay

A train ticket to my house

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By *ontymilfxxWoman
5 days ago

pontefract


"A journey cd

Some buttons for his shirt"

A nice dildo x

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By *uperSalopian7Man
5 days ago

Shrewsbury

An even nicer dildo

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By *y_journeyMan
5 days ago

newark


"An even nicer dildo "

The bestest dildo everrrrr

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"An even nicer dildo

The bestest dildo everrrrr"

A musical dildo as he likes them

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By *hriss920Man
5 days ago

Watford


"An even nicer dildo

The bestest dildo everrrrr

A musical dildo as he likes them "

and all inclusive tickets for both of us in Spain

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By *partacularMan
5 days ago

Edgbaston

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 03/08/25 21:54:54]"

A microphone so he can sing to me

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By *eyedwillyMan
5 days ago

Bedford

Clogs

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
5 days ago

Rugby


"Clogs

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Clothes. He’ll freeze his bollocks off! 😉

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By *oftandgentleMan
5 days ago

South London

Massage table

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"Massage table"

A penguin

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By *oftandgentleMan
5 days ago

South London


"Massage table

A penguin "

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Stamford


"Massage table

A penguin

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A Walther PPK.

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By *wnedslut-KittyWoman
5 days ago

Kittys Lane


"Massage table

A penguin

A Walther PPK.

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Blue underwear

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By *oftandgentleMan
5 days ago

South London

A dozen roses

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"A dozen roses"

Something hard and rough

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By *oastalexplorerMan
5 days ago

Nearby


"A dozen roses

Something hard and rough"

A ticket to Cornwall

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By *ackson692024Man
5 days ago

Pontypridd

A big bowl of cooked mince! Apparently she loves that! 😜🤭🤣

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands

A book of pre licked stamps.

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By *oastalexplorerMan
5 days ago

Nearby


"A book of pre licked stamps."

A glass of Champagne

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
5 days ago

stanley


"A book of pre licked stamps."

Theatre tickets

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"A big bowl of cooked mince! Apparently she loves that! 😜🤭🤣"

🤢🤢🤢🤢 and i thought we were friends

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"A book of pre licked stamps.

Theatre tickets "

A generation game man

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By *ackson692024Man
5 days ago

Pontypridd


"A big bowl of cooked mince! Apparently she loves that! 😜🤭🤣

🤢🤢🤢🤢 and i thought we were friends "

Sorry, I meant a bottle of your favorite wine! 😇 X

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"A big bowl of cooked mince! Apparently she loves that! 😜🤭🤣

🤢🤢🤢🤢 and i thought we were friends

Sorry, I meant a bottle of your favorite wine! 😇 X"

Wax strips and then slowly use them on him 🤣🤣🤭

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By *andy6666TV/TS
5 days ago

newcastle


"A big bowl of cooked mince! Apparently she loves that! 😜🤭🤣

🤢🤢🤢🤢 and i thought we were friends

Sorry, I meant a bottle of your favorite wine! 😇 X

Wax strips and then slowly use them on him 🤣🤣🤭"

Pair of thigh boots

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By *oftandgentleMan
5 days ago

South London

Newcastle United top

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By *rSuave88Man
5 days ago

Mirfield

A pair of crocs

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"A pair of crocs"

A good old 99

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By *yanthelionMan
5 days ago

Torquay

A selfie stick

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By *umagain58Man
5 days ago

London


"A pair of crocs

A good old 99"

Strawberries with lot of crream

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
5 days ago

from mars

A camera 📷

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By *umagain58Man
5 days ago

London


"A camera 📷 "

Get him lingerie

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
5 days ago

Bristol


"A camera 📷

Get him lingerie "

Lol, I was going to say that...

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"A camera 📷

Get him lingerie

Lol, I was going to say that..."

A parrott

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Stamford


"A camera 📷

Get him lingerie

Lol, I was going to say that..."

Boobs.

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By *fffunCouple
5 days ago

Somewhere just outside London


"A camera 📷

Get him lingerie

Lol, I was going to say that...

A parrott"

A magnifine glass to help her with what's she looking for down there

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By *onty777Man
5 days ago

midlands


"A camera 📷

Get him lingerie

Lol, I was going to say that...

A parrott

A magnifine glass to help her with what's she looking for down there"

Rim

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By *umagain58Man
5 days ago

London


"A camera 📷

Get him lingerie

Lol, I was going to say that...

A parrott

A magnifine glass to help her with what's she looking for down there

Rim "

Tissue

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
5 days ago

from mars


"A camera 📷

Get him lingerie

Lol, I was going to say that...

A parrott

A magnifine glass to help her with what's she looking for down there

Rim

Tissue "

A blow up doll

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By *fffunCouple
5 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

Bigger mirror

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By *ovetolearnMan
5 days ago

middlesbrough


"Bigger mirror"

some more oil for that lovely bum

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Stamford


"Bigger mirror

some more oil for that lovely bum "

An electric buffer to help her apply it.

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By *umagain58Man
5 days ago

London


"Bigger mirror

some more oil for that lovely bum

An electric buffer to help her apply it. "

Take a picture of that and tell the BBC

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By *eeper ThanMan
5 days ago

Dartford

Some white bread ( criminal having bacon in that French stick )

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By *umagain58Man
5 days ago

London


"Some white bread ( criminal having bacon in that French stick ) "

Ketchup to dribble down his front

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By *xoticLonghairMan
5 days ago

East Mids

A camera.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"Some white bread ( criminal having bacon in that French stick )

Ketchup to dribble down his front"

Some tissues for his 90th wank of the day

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands


"A camera."

Hair clips

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By *fffunCouple
5 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

A whip

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By *cotty_01ukMan
5 days ago

birmingham

Collar n lead

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By *dinMan
5 days ago

Birmingham


"A whip"

Anything she wants

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"A whip

Anything she wants "

A shelf to put his jaw on

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By *ick and Doris69Couple
5 days ago

Durham

Keep to ourselves

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By *ew_balance_coreMan
5 days ago

Birmingham

whisky

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By *fffunCouple
5 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

Some ice for the whisky

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By *dinMan
5 days ago

Birmingham

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 03/08/25 23:42:49]"

Some words

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By *dinMan
5 days ago

Birmingham

A smart arse monitor

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By *xoticLonghairMan
5 days ago

East Mids

Batteries for the smart arse monitor

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
5 days ago

Bolton

Suck n go

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 days ago

Stockton


"Suck n go"

Some lingerie

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
5 days ago

Bolton

Why thank you beautiful x you're going on holiday z

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By *fffunCouple
5 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

A bigger bottle

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By *oftandgentleMan
5 days ago

South London

Afternoon tea for two

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By *umagain58Man
5 days ago

London


"Afternoon tea for two"

Good fellow deserves my harem

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
5 days ago

Bolton


"A bigger bottle"

A proper football top

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By *fffunCouple
5 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

Stilettos 👠

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By *oftandgentleMan
5 days ago

South London


"Afternoon tea for two

Good fellow deserves my harem"

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By *eaSlutsCouple
5 days ago

Glasgow


"Stilettos 👠 "
Breakfast the morning after 😜

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
4 days ago

Bolton

Spa Day

.......so i could suck her husband while she gets pampered

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By *dinMan
4 days ago

Birmingham

A relaxing massage to follow

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
4 days ago

Bolton

Baby oil just so I could oil that beautiful ass up

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"Baby oil just so I could oil that beautiful ass up "

A spa day so we could both get massages

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By *eaSlutsCouple
4 days ago

Glasgow


"Baby oil just so I could oil that beautiful ass up

A spa day so we could both get massages "

A new pair of fishnets as they'd be ripped off

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By *dinMan
4 days ago

Birmingham

A teapot

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"A teapot "

Pipe cleaners

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
4 days ago

Bolton

Snorkel

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By *oftandgentleMan
4 days ago

South London

Roses

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"Roses"

A big bar of chocolate

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"Snorkel "

Chocolate drinking fountain

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
4 days ago

Bolton

A session in a dungeon

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"A session in a dungeon "

Handcuffs

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"A session in a dungeon

Handcuffs "

Lots of wives

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
4 days ago

Bolton

A whip or cane x

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"A whip or cane x "

Lipstick that we can get all over each other x

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
4 days ago

Bolton

Double ended dildo

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By *oftandgentleMan
4 days ago

South London

Milk tray

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
4 days ago

Bolton

Martini, shaken not stirred

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By *oftandgentleMan
4 days ago

South London

A new stapler

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By *olo180Man
4 days ago

Greater London


"A new stapler"

Moisturiser

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"A new stapler

Moisturiser "

My vagina shaped fleshlight

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By *oftandgentleMan
4 days ago

South London

Milk tray

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By *olo180Man
4 days ago

Greater London


"A new stapler

Moisturiser

My vagina shaped fleshlight "

I need nothing else ever!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"A new stapler

Moisturiser

My vagina shaped fleshlight

I need nothing else ever!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 i knew it!

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"A new stapler

Moisturiser

My vagina shaped fleshlight

I need nothing else ever!"

Sorry can’t concentrate on you after that previous comment. I know we are going to do. In dreams please

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By *oftandgentleMan
4 days ago

South London

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"[Removed by poster at 04/08/25 00:37:46]"

We scared him

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham

A mask 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
4 days ago

Home


"A mask 😎😎😎😎😎"
pints

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"A mask 😎😎😎😎😎 pints "

A hat

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By *ylonloverboy69Man
4 days ago

cheltenham

A camera

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By *avexxMan
4 days ago

cheshire

pair of boxers

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"pair of boxers "

Body oil

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By *lessandra_BWoman
4 days ago

Here, There & Everywhere

A camera, so he can take a photo for his profile 😁

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By *ike12thMan
4 days ago

Wolverhampton

Another stocking

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By *urenutsMan
4 days ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Gym pants

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"Gym pants"

More nuts

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By *ackson692024Man
4 days ago

Pontypridd


"Gym pants

More nuts"

A profile pic

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"Gym pants

More nuts

A profile pic"

A mask

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"Gym pants

More nuts

A profile pic

A mask"

A big bar of chocolate

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By *rown.studMan
4 days ago

Thornaby


"Gym pants

More nuts

A profile pic

A mask

A big bar of chocolate"

Some baps

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By *avexxMan
4 days ago

cheshire

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"Gym pants

More nuts

A profile pic

A mask

A big bar of chocolate

Some baps "

More screws for his towel holder

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"Gym pants

More nuts

A profile pic

A mask

A big bar of chocolate

Some baps

More screws for his towel holder"

Not a camera 🤭

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"Gym pants

More nuts

A profile pic

A mask

A big bar of chocolate

Some baps

More screws for his towel holder

Not a camera 🤭"

My love xxx. Flowers and chocolates

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By *i versMan
4 days ago

Kirkcaldy


"Gym pants

More nuts

A profile pic

A mask

A big bar of chocolate and better phone with a camera on it.

Some baps

More screws for his towel holder

Not a camera 🤭

My love xxx. Flowers and chocolates "

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By *hunky GentMan
4 days ago

Stamford

Haggis

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By *etwife8230Couple
4 days ago

Newport

A bucket and spade

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By *omingo77Man
4 days ago

penwortham

Dinner

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 days ago

Up North


"Dinner "

Some haribo

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By *urenutsMan
4 days ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"Dinner

Some haribo "

Red lingerie

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By *heerFlirtMan
4 days ago

Quite near Bath usually


"Dinner

Some haribo "

A naked waiter for the night

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By *linkysallyWoman
4 days ago

Solihull


"Dinner

Some haribo "

Sun cream!

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By *heerFlirtMan
4 days ago

Quite near Bath usually


"Dinner

Some haribo

Sun cream!"

A slinky!

Those were the days....

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"Dinner

Some haribo

Sun cream!"

Strawberries to go with the cream

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By *eroLondonMan
4 days ago

Covent Garden

A silver plated frame for his avatar.

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By *hunky GentMan
4 days ago

Stamford

An oyster card. With £5 credit on it.

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"An oyster card. With £5 credit on it. "

Tea and biscuits

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By *j1981Man
4 days ago

cork


"An oyster card. With £5 credit on it.

Tea and biscuits "

Dunk with him

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"An oyster card. With £5 credit on it.

Tea and biscuits

Dunk with him"

Some sun lotions hes been sunbathing for a while and he will burn his bits 🤭

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By *j1981Man
4 days ago

cork


"An oyster card. With £5 credit on it.

Tea and biscuits

Dunk with him

Some sun lotions hes been sunbathing for a while and he will burn his bits 🤭"

Get a stiffy as she applies the sun cream

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"An oyster card. With £5 credit on it.

Tea and biscuits

Dunk with him

Some sun lotions hes been sunbathing for a while and he will burn his bits 🤭

Get a stiffy as she applies the sun cream "

Install a cold shower for him

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By *j1981Man
4 days ago

cork


"An oyster card. With £5 credit on it.

Tea and biscuits

Dunk with him

Some sun lotions hes been sunbathing for a while and he will burn his bits 🤭

Get a stiffy as she applies the sun cream

Install a cold shower for him"

A camera for taking pics

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By *avexxMan
4 days ago

cheshire

carrot juice sun tan oil factor 2

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"carrot juice sun tan oil factor 2"

A juicer for carrots

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By *eeveeTV/TS
4 days ago

Doncaster


"carrot juice sun tan oil factor 2

A juicer for carrots"

A camera!

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"carrot juice sun tan oil factor 2

A juicer for carrots

A camera!"

A James Bond book

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"carrot juice sun tan oil factor 2

A juicer for carrots

A camera!

A James Bond book "

A tub of lurpak spreadable and cover him from head to toe in it and slide him up and down the bath

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By *idfieldMan
4 days ago

north west

Lick

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By *aughty workman88Man
4 days ago

Colchester

A pint

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By *heerFlirtMan
4 days ago

Quite near Bath usually


"carrot juice sun tan oil factor 2

A juicer for carrots

A camera!

A James Bond book

A tub of lurpak spreadable and cover him from head to toe in it and slide him up and down the bath"

Train ticket to Bath and a plush hotel suite 🥰

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"Lick "

A tooth brush

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By *aughty workman88Man
4 days ago

Colchester


"Lick

A tooth brush "

A camera

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By *umagain58Man
4 days ago

London


"Lick

A tooth brush

A camera "

A dark room

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"Lick

A tooth brush

A camera

A dark room"

Glow in the dark contact lenses

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By *avexxMan
4 days ago

cheshire

a nice shirt

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By *hunky GentMan
4 days ago

Stamford


"a nice shirt "

A stetson

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By *avexxMan
4 days ago

cheshire

a chunky choc bar

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By *olo180Man
4 days ago

Greater London


"a chunky choc bar"

A sewing kit and some buttons

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford

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By *hunky GentMan
4 days ago

Stamford

A Ferrari

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