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"Find a reason why you wouldn't fuck the person above. Remember it's just a bit of fun. Keep it friendly and humorous ![]() You've got the wrong parts | |||
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"I can't find my car keys x" I didn't bring my umbrella 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I can't find my car keys x I didn't bring my umbrella 😎😎😎😎😎" He doesnt like the rain | |||
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"I can't find my car keys x I didn't bring my umbrella 😎😎😎😎😎 He doesnt like the rain " way out of my league ![]() | |||
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"Too far north" He's too attached to his towel | |||
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"Too far north He's too attached to his towel" I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Too far north He's too attached to his towel" Literally can't think of a single reason not to. Get your asses over here ![]() | |||
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"I prefer the Joker ![]() He is too busy parading around naked | |||
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"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said " I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards ![]() | |||
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"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards ![]() He's a snob ![]() | |||
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"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards ![]() ![]() I don’t live there anymore 😂 | |||
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"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards ![]() ![]() I can’t find his address | |||
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"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards ![]() ![]() Hes like a hobbit on a journey | |||
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"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards ![]() ![]() Thickthighs got him first | |||
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"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards ![]() ![]() Shadows are not my thing ✨️✨️ | |||
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"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards ![]() ![]() Erm nope, can't think of any reason why we wouldn't ![]() | |||
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"You are way out of my league ![]() You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you | |||
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"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards ![]() ![]() I always liked Hank Marvin. | |||
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"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards ![]() ![]() ![]() It would be more than once. You’d probably need to take the day off work. | |||
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"You are way out of my league ![]() He's not in shropshire anymore | |||
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"You are way out of my league ![]() He's too speedy I can't catch up😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"You are way out of my league ![]() Hes way to cool for me | |||
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"You are way out of my league ![]() She thinks I'm silly. 🤔 | |||
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"You are way out of my league ![]() Shes too busy finding some thing that she dropped ✨️✨️ | |||
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"You are way out of my league ![]() He's got a better 6 pack | |||
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"You are way out of my league ![]() My heads stuck in the wardrobe | |||
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"You are way out of my league ![]() She thinks she an mnm | |||
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"You are way out of my league ![]() Its been that long i cant remember how to do it | |||
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"You are way out of my league ![]() Wardrobe trigger my OCD ![]() | |||
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"He stole my towel" No towel and can see all of his naked flesh. Looking so too busy | |||
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"He is making me hungry" Taking him for slap up meal instead | |||
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"I don’t have a strap-on. ![]() Telling my wife as she has more than one strap on | |||
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"I don’t have a strap-on. ![]() Hes too busy telling his wife something | |||
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"I don’t have a strap-on. ![]() I'm not thic enough for her😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I don’t have a strap-on. ![]() My wife will be the judge so you too busy | |||
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"I don’t have a strap-on. ![]() I would become obsessed | |||
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"I don’t have a strap-on. ![]() He is too obsessive | |||
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"I don’t have a strap-on. ![]() I prefer orange juice sorry | |||
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"I don’t have a strap-on. ![]() More of a mango fan myself | |||
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"I don’t have a strap-on. ![]() Got him a bib for the juice | |||
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"But he is hogging the thread 🤣" Am too busy perving as got a vacancy in Wednesday for hotel meet near Sunderland | |||
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"But he is hogging the thread 🤣" He’s too busy counting thread posts | |||
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"But he is hogging the thread 🤣 He’s too busy counting thread posts" Hes a superhero so hes busy | |||
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"But he is hogging the thread 🤣 He’s too busy counting thread posts" Got another offer | |||
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"But he is hogging the thread 🤣 He’s too busy counting thread posts Hes a superhero so hes busy " Even superman can’t handle those wonderful thighs | |||
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"I don't want to be number 8😎😎😎😎😎" Your profiles not available... | |||
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"I don't want to be number 8😎😎😎😎😎 Your profiles not available..." Im not in Nottingham often. ![]() | |||
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"I don't want to be number 8😎😎😎😎😎 Your profiles not available... Im not in Nottingham often. ![]() I spend too much time I nottingham. | |||
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"I don't want to be number 8😎😎😎😎😎 Your profiles not available... Im not in Nottingham often. ![]() Your smiles too crooked | |||
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"I don't want to be number 8😎😎😎😎😎 Your profiles not available... Im not in Nottingham often. ![]() I...I'm struggling Out of my league? | |||
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"Too mesmerised by your bum and legs 😍" He stares too much | |||
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"Too mesmerised by your bum and legs 😍 He stares too much" Im too old. ![]() | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread" He is too busy, and I hate my feet being touched ✨️✨️✨️ | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread" He's too busy rubbing other people's feet | |||
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" He's too busy rubbing other people's feet" She doesn't want to ![]() | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet" I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎" Don't do shadows | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows " He doesnt like peter pan | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows He doesnt like peter pan" She never grew up | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows He doesnt like peter pan She never grew up " Still can't think of a reason ![]() | |||
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" She never grew up " Doesn't stop licking | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows He doesnt like peter pan She never grew up Still can't think of a reason ![]() She's not here right now!! | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows He doesnt like peter pan She never grew up Still can't think of a reason ![]() Hes grumpy | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows He doesnt like peter pan She never grew up Still can't think of a reason ![]() She's dopey | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows He doesnt like peter pan She never grew up Still can't think of a reason ![]() Hes petty | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows He doesnt like peter pan She never grew up Still can't think of a reason ![]() I'm snow white. ![]() | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows He doesnt like peter pan She never grew up Still can't think of a reason ![]() ![]() I'm not Prince charming | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows He doesnt like peter pan She never grew up Still can't think of a reason ![]() ![]() I'm a whicked witch | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows He doesnt like peter pan She never grew up Still can't think of a reason ![]() ![]() I don't like his apples. | |||
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"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread He's too busy rubbing other people's feet I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎 Don't do shadows He doesnt like peter pan She never grew up Still can't think of a reason ![]() ![]() Im too young 💃💃💃💃 | |||
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"You are too far away" Too spectacular | |||
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"Too spectacular " Too Amorous | |||
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"Too spectacular Too Amorous " Im waiting for mr suck | |||
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"Too spectacular Too Amorous " He’s doesn’t like amorous people | |||
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"Too spectacular Too Amorous Im waiting for mr suck" I’m not mr suck … unfortunately | |||
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"Once you go black there is no going back " He's not coming back | |||
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"Once you go black there is no going back He's not coming back " Im too forward. ![]() | |||
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"Once you go black there is no going back He's not coming back Im too forward. ![]() He's too forward | |||
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"Once you go black there is no going back He's not coming back Im too forward. ![]() I'm too backwards | |||
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"Once you go black there is no going back He's not coming back Im too forward. ![]() I prefer side to side | |||
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"Once you go black there is no going back He's not coming back Im too forward. ![]() I don't know that position ![]() | |||
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"He hasn't read the Kama Sutra" Im still having a super lady wank | |||
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"He hasn't read the Kama Sutra Im still having a super lady wank " She’s too busy wanking | |||
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" She’s too busy wanking " They're waiting on a wanker | |||
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"He hasn't read the Kama Sutra Im still having a super lady wank She’s too busy wanking " Right now a really need 2 🤷 | |||
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"Not had enough drinks " He needs to be d*unk | |||
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"I need an early night. " You’ve fallen asleep | |||
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"I need an early night. " We don't know where 'Somewhere out there' is (lame, we know!) | |||
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"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics" He's too busy perving their pics | |||
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"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics He's too busy perving their pics " ....well, I just would 🤓 | |||
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"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics He's too busy perving their pics " I mean nothing to her. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics He's too busy perving their pics I mean nothing to her. ![]() ![]() Blue underwear aint my bag | |||
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"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics He's too busy perving their pics I mean nothing to her. ![]() ![]() Always like in blue so you not for me | |||
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"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics He's too busy perving their pics I mean nothing to her. ![]() ![]() Blue underwear is my bag | |||
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"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics He's too busy perving their pics I mean nothing to her. ![]() ![]() You use underwear as a bag | |||
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"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics He's too busy perving their pics I mean nothing to her. ![]() ![]() Your's is mine 😏 | |||
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"He's not got any tits ![]() Hes not a fan of my underwear | |||
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"He's not got any tits ![]() He's to tall. 🤷 | |||
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"No buts… only absolutes 🥵" You're from Cockermouth, we're from Cockinarse...it's not meant to be | |||
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"No buts… only absolutes 🥵 You're from Cockermouth, we're from Cockinarse...it's not meant to be " Can’t think of a reason not to! | |||
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"No buts… only absolutes 🥵 You're from Cockermouth, we're from Cockinarse...it's not meant to be Can’t think of a reason not to!" Too much aeroplane noise | |||
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"No buts… only absolutes 🥵 You're from Cockermouth, we're from Cockinarse...it's not meant to be Can’t think of a reason not to! Too much aeroplane noise " His journey doesn't include me | |||
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"No buts… only absolutes 🥵 You're from Cockermouth, we're from Cockinarse...it's not meant to be Can’t think of a reason not to! Too much aeroplane noise His journey doesn't include me" He's too quick to catch | |||
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"Im even slower " Sorry i only fuck 41993 | |||
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"Im even slower Sorry i only fuck 41993" Your straight not bi x | |||
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"I'm full of steak. " My daily protein target has already been reached | |||
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"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world" 🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke | |||
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"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world 🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke " I don’t know what to sing ![]() | |||
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"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world 🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke " She won't be the Cher to my Meatloaf ![]() | |||
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"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world 🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke She won't be the Cher to my Meatloaf ![]() We're not fond of doughnuts ![]() | |||
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"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world 🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke She won't be the Cher to my Meatloaf ![]() I won’t do that | |||
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"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world 🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke She won't be the Cher to my Meatloaf ![]() ![]() They dont appreciate art 🤣 | |||
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"Because your a single guy, if you had a wife or partner/female id get me cock out, first come first serve " I got a migrane trying to read your comment | |||
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"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA" " He shouts | |||
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"I don't stop believing it" we'll fill this out later | |||
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"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA" " He’s too obsessed with Gerard butler | |||
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"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA" He’s too obsessed with Gerard butler " Bums aren't thier thing. 🙏🙏🙏🤞🤞 | |||
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"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA" He’s too obsessed with Gerard butler " I'm not Gerard Butler | |||
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"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA" He’s too obsessed with Gerard butler I'm not Gerard Butler" He’s not Gerard butler | |||
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"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA" He’s too obsessed with Gerard butler I'm not Gerard Butler He’s not Gerard butler " I am Gerard Butler | |||
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"I am Spartacus" Because he didnt continue the lyrics to dont stop believing and it was making me.giggle | |||
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"I am Spartacus" He’s doomed to die on a dross.. | |||
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"I am Spartacus Because he didnt continue the lyrics to dont stop believing and it was making me.giggle " Too busy laughing | |||
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"I am Spartacus Because he didnt continue the lyrics to dont stop believing and it was making me.giggle " My singing voice is terrible 😩 | |||
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