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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

If you saw the above poster (or someone you fancy on the thread) at a bar what would your opening line be?

Or what would you do to try and get their attention?

Or would you just admire from afar

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"If you saw the above poster (or someone you fancy on the thread) at a bar what would your opening line be?

Or what would you do to try and get their attention?

Or would you just admire from afar"

Id ask you how you ended up living in between my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I'd probably admire from a far...my self confidence is painfully low.

Luckily for me though as a performer the first move is made by the other person complimenting me so that's a good ice breaker...

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Not for me sunshine 🌞

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By *rown.studMan
42 weeks ago

Eccles

I’ll ask can I have one Motorboating ticket please 💳💳

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"I’ll ask can I have one Motorboating ticket please 💳💳

Ask if i can watch you motorboat cherry bomb 🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"I’ll ask can I have one Motorboating ticket please 💳💳

Ask if i can watch you motorboat cherry bomb 🤷‍♀️"

Admire them from afar

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"I’ll ask can I have one Motorboating ticket please 💳💳

Ask if i can watch you motorboat cherry bomb 🤷‍♀️"

I'd ask why it's taken you so long to visit me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"If you saw the above poster (or someone you fancy on the thread) at a bar what would your opening line be?

Or what would you do to try and get their attention?

Or would you just admire from afar

Id ask you how you ended up living in between my legs "

Heard it was a nice neighbourhood

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I would just drop something then bend over and say oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"I would just drop something then bend over and say oops "

Does that normally work?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Course it dose why wouldn’t it

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By *elboy1957Man
42 weeks ago

Weston-super-Mare

Admire from a far, hoping for a smile before approaching

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By *rown.studMan
42 weeks ago

Eccles

"I’ll ask can I have one Motorboating ticket please 💳💳

Ask if i can watch you motorboat cherry bomb 🤷‍♀️"

Was supposed to be for you but he had quick fingers and I like to take time

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By *ondiego85Man
42 weeks ago

nottingham

“I’m a creep

I’m a weirdo

What the heel am I doing here?

I don’t belong here…”

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I was going to take you to the cinema but I'm not allowed.

Why?

They don't allow you to bring in snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"I was going to take you to the cinema but I'm not allowed.

Why?

They don't allow you to bring in snacks"

Id flash you my stockings then smother baby oil all over my boobies and say come and get me

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By *ideshaft1971Man
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"I was going to take you to the cinema but I'm not allowed.

Why?

They don't allow you to bring in snacks

Id flash you my stockings then smother baby oil all over my boobies and say come and get me "

I would hold the bottle!

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By *rPunxMan
42 weeks ago

Hull

Id ask you how you ended up living in between my legs "
id flash you the eye a couple of times until you got the message I was interested, would judge your eye contact and facial expressions to see if you were interested, I would then select something sultry and seductive that suits my deep gravelly voice on the karaoke, spend the entire song looking you directly in the eyes as I sung to you checking out the entire way through if you were impressed or not, Then with a cheeky grin I would slowly approach you.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"I was going to take you to the cinema but I'm not allowed.

Why?

They don't allow you to bring in snacks

Id flash you my stockings then smother baby oil all over my boobies and say come and get me "

We need to skip to the marriage bit x

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By *estructionDollyWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester

This music’s got a good rhythm… but I bet we’d move even better somewhere with fewer people watching

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By *kbwc1995Man
42 weeks ago

manchester/bradford

Go up to them and say d4... oh shit sorry I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack.. then walk away because it didn't work

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By *in and bare itCouple
42 weeks ago

kent

I would ask if he was tired as he has been running around in my head all day

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