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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I missed all the fun on the last thread...

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

He’s always late to the party

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By *rikki1967ukMan
50 weeks ago

peterborough

You would kill me. What a way to go though.

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By *equilaLimeCouple
50 weeks ago

south wales

No from left under the patio for another dead body 😬

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By *gent CoulsonMan
50 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Im in the middle of digging a pond

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

Keeps digging holes

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I'm too tired

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"I'm too tired "

He's got no stamina

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"I'm too tired

He's got no stamina "

I'm lacking stamina aswell

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I prefer doggy

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By *issSexyBootsTV/TS
50 weeks ago

Cardiff

I’m already balls deep in someone else

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
50 weeks ago

Round the bend

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
50 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I’m already balls deep in someone else "

She texts whilst she's fucking

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By *rikki1967ukMan
50 weeks ago

peterborough

"I’m already balls deep in someone else

She texts whilst she's fucking "

Still face down in your pussy

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He hasn't come up for air

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"He hasn't come up for air

He's just seeing what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"He hasn't come up for air

He's just seeing what happens "

Hes too nosy

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

She's too secretive

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"She's too secretive "

Hes too open

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
50 weeks ago

Round the bend

"She's too secretive

Hes too open "

He'd prefer things closed

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"She's too secretive

Hes too open

He'd prefer things closed "

Too draughty

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
50 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"She's too secretive

Hes too open

He'd prefer things closed

Too draughty"

He on a journey

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"She's too secretive

Hes too open

He'd prefer things closed

Too draughty

He on a journey "

She's busy listening to music

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
50 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"She's too secretive

Hes too open

He'd prefer things closed

Too draughty

He on a journey

She's busy listening to music"

He'll interrupt my nostalgic plaid shirt and baggy jeans moment 😂

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

She's too grungey

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"She's too grungey

Hes too super

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"She's too grungey

Hes too super "

Unfair as there's no reason at all.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
50 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"She's too grungey

Hes too super

Unfair as there's no reason at all.

He wants to lick thickthighs 😱

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By *ypersoonMan
50 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

"She's too grungey

Hes too super

Unfair as there's no reason at all.

He wants to lick thickthighs 😱"

She's way too sexy for those stockings

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"She's too grungey

Hes too super

Unfair as there's no reason at all.

He wants to lick thickthighs 😱

She's way too sexy for those stockings

He's additioning for bay watch

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"She's too grungey

Hes too super

Unfair as there's no reason at all.

He wants to lick thickthighs 😱

She's way too sexy for those stockings

He's additioning for bay watch

Hes on the way to mordor

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

She's a nerd

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"She's too grungey

Hes too super

Unfair as there's no reason at all.

He wants to lick thickthighs 😱

She's way too sexy for those stockings

He's additioning for bay watch

Hes on the way to mordor "

It's grim up north

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

Lives in a place of fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"Lives in a place of fantasy "

Shes got a hot bot and she would show me up

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"Lives in a place of fantasy

Shes got a hot bot and she would show me up

Her bum is just too perfect

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's busy being appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"He's busy being appreciated"

Hes getting too funny for me

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

"He's busy being appreciated

Hes getting too funny for me "

She's busy spreading good vibes across the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"He's busy being appreciated

Hes getting too funny for me

She's busy spreading good vibes across the forum

He's too busy kissing her arse

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
50 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"He's busy being appreciated

Hes getting too funny for me

She's busy spreading good vibes across the forum

He's too busy kissing her arse

Pahahahahaha 😂😂😂

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

She's kissing SpeedyG's arse 🤪

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I’m not into ass kissing

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By *immy0809Man
50 weeks ago

redcar

Im 2 years to old

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"Im 2 years to old

He comes from a place that eats everything it sees.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"Im 2 years to old

He comes from a place that eats everything it sees."

Hes got beef with redcar and i love it there

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By *ctionSandwichCouple
50 weeks ago

Newcastle under Lyme

Can't be arsed to chop you up afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

They can’t be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I’m eating a ice cream

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By *immy0809Man
50 weeks ago

redcar

"Im 2 years to old

He comes from a place that eats everything it sees.

Hes got beef with redcar and i love it there"

Thank you.

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
50 weeks ago

La La Land

"I’m eating a ice cream"

I'm having a bath and you are too tall to join me

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By *ungle JesusMan
50 weeks ago

Liverpool

The moon isn't full

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I’m busy

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I'm contemplating what would Jesus do

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
50 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I’m busy "

I prefer sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"I’m busy

I prefer sausage "

Im vegetarian

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By *utteringstanMan
50 weeks ago

hemel hempstead

Toad in the hole

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Has a toad in a hole

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"Has a toad in a hole"

Too sweet I prefer sour

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By *irmhandmancMan
50 weeks ago

Bolton

I prefer sweet lol

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I prefer a soft touch

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"I prefer a soft touch "

I like it hard

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
50 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"I prefer a soft touch

I like it hard"

Im a pacifist

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By *hriss920Man
50 weeks ago

Watford

You are too far

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By *asty tatsyMan
50 weeks ago

london

"You are too far

Doesn’t travel

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By *irmhandmancMan
50 weeks ago

Bolton

I'm more into girls lol

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
50 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I'm more into girls lol"

I'm not a girl. I'm a laydeee

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By *irmhandmancMan
50 weeks ago

Bolton

With a tail, very nice!!!

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By *wansc25Man
50 weeks ago

london

"With a tail, very nice!!!"

Meow

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Hes a cat

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By *irmhandmancMan
50 weeks ago

Bolton

Wearing red is like waving a red rag to a bull

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's a bull in a china shop

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
50 weeks ago

Round the bend

"He's a bull in a china shop"

He's full of bull

(Sorry)🙈

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By *irmhandmancMan
50 weeks ago

Bolton

"He's a bull in a china shop

He's full of bull

(Sorry)🙈"

also has a bull whip

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"No into but whips "

I prefer sinful with a hint of sour

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"No into but whips

I prefer sinful with a hint of sour

Hes too picky

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"No into but whips

I prefer sinful with a hint of sour

Hes too picky "

She’s quick to judge

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By *hunky GentMan
50 weeks ago

Market Deeping

"No into but whips

I prefer sinful with a hint of sour

Hes too picky "

She's not into me.

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

He’s too sulky

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"He’s too sulky"

Im not. Mr Man

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

He’s too confusing

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By *hunky GentMan
50 weeks ago

Market Deeping

"He’s too confusing

Im a simpleton.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

He’s too simple

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"He’s too simple "

My sweet tooth is hurting

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

"He’s too simple

My sweet tooth is hurting

Has already had too much sweetness

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"He’s too simple

My sweet tooth is hurting

Has already had too much sweetness "

She's too hot to handle

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

He can’t touch this

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"He can’t touch this"

Hammer time🕺🕺🕺🕺

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I’m Scared of the hammer

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By *upersonic SamMan
50 weeks ago

wigan

"I’m Scared of the hammer "

I'm banned from confession

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
50 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"I’m Scared of the hammer

I'm banned from confession

He's too much of a bad boy

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

He won’t be able to confess his sins and I don’t want his soul stuck in purgatory on my conscious

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"I’m Scared of the hammer

I'm banned from confession

He's too much of a bad boy"

She's on the wrong app

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By *upersonic SamMan
50 weeks ago

wigan

"I’m Scared of the hammer

I'm banned from confession

He's too much of a bad boy

She's on the wrong app

He's on the blob

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
50 weeks ago

Your to do list

"I’m Scared of the hammer

I'm banned from confession

He's too much of a bad boy

She's on the wrong app

He's on the blob

Im washing my hair

✨️✨️

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

Her shower isn’t big enough for the 4 of us

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By *asty tatsyMan
50 weeks ago

london

"Her shower isn’t big enough for the 4 of us"

Defo no room for a 5th then

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

His arss is too hairy 😳

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

He wears socks in bed

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"He wears socks in bed "

I'm too tall

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

He would look like a dwarf next to my husband

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"He would look like a dwarf next to my husband "

No one tosses a dwarf 🤣

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By *kbwc1995Man
50 weeks ago

manchester/bradford

Coz you like dwarves lol

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
50 weeks ago

Your to do list

"He would look like a dwarf next to my husband "

Tinkbell is too small for the husband

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

Tinkerbell might steal my husband

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"He would look like a dwarf next to my husband

Tinkbell is too small for the husband

✨️✨️✨️"

The pixie dust would get everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I’m not cleaning up

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

She's untidy

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

He’s a clean freak pmsl

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By *teve691000Man
50 weeks ago

West Midlands

Not flying with Jet2

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

You found something better than a Jet2 holiday

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By *J_1999Man
50 weeks ago

leeds

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By *J_1999Man
50 weeks ago

leeds

"You found something better than a Jet2 holiday "

I would but your too far

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"You found something better than a Jet2 holiday

I would but your too far "

Im waiting for JJ2000

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I'm working my way through 24 other pairs of thick thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

My velocoraptor needs a walk

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
50 weeks ago

Hes too busy

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"Hes too busy "

I’m not a prince

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

My tiger tank is in for a service this evening, left hand side tracks keep coming off

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By *poolGuyMan
50 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm waiting till I've won the Lottery.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Goldfish needs a shampoo

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"Goldfish needs a shampoo"

Hes got too many pets that would be watching

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"Goldfish needs a shampoo

Hes got too many pets that would be watching "

Shes got a problem with animals and I only do vegans

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

He’s only into vegetables

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By *redtMan
50 weeks ago

Newton Abbott

Yes to the lovely lady above but she would need to let me clean up orally

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I'm too tired right now

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

He’s too tierd

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

She’s too energetic

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
50 weeks ago

La La Land

"She’s too energetic "

His penis is too big 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *wolf91Man
50 weeks ago

Rowley

Too Far Away

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I’m not into beards

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By *hunky GentMan
50 weeks ago

Market Deeping

"I’m not into beards "
She doesn't want thigh rash.

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By *oung bull500Man
50 weeks ago

dublin

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By *quirrel!Man
50 weeks ago

The Wirrel

I’m just having a shave!

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"I’m not into beards "

Too busy shaving

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"I’m not into beards

Too busy shaving"

Everyones shaving

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Waiting for my turn at the mirror

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By *heekyCharmMan
50 weeks ago

Colne

My Grandma is at the door.

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By *quirrel!Man
50 weeks ago

The Wirrel

"I’m not into beards

Too busy shaving

Everyones shaving "

I’m shaving my balls too! 🤣

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By *hunky GentMan
50 weeks ago

Market Deeping

"I’m not into beards

Too busy shaving

Everyones shaving "

She wants a stubble

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I'm busy working

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By *heeky12399Man
50 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm busy working "
I've got my 3rd cousins bar mitzvah

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

He’s busy

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
50 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

Too far away

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By *upanovaMan
50 weeks ago

Sheffield

I am counting to 6 every few minutes.

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
50 weeks ago

La La Land

"I am counting to 6 every few minutes. "

He keeps hogging the towel 😥

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By *quirrel!Man
50 weeks ago

The Wirrel

…..I’ve ran out of excuses! So we’re just gonna have to get it over with! 🤷🏼‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Am joining in with this catchy counting

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I’m counting sheep

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By *quirrel!Man
50 weeks ago

The Wirrel

1…..

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By *oStringsFun86Man
50 weeks ago

Bristol

"I’m counting sheep"

I’m chasing sheep

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
50 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"I’m counting sheep

I’m chasing sheep"

He's chasing sheep

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
50 weeks ago

La La Land

"I’m counting sheep

I’m chasing sheep

He's chasing sheep"

Seem to be obsessed with sheep

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50 weeks ago

I’m feeling a bit sheepish

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"I’m feeling a bit sheepish "

I don’t shag the welsh 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

"I’m feeling a bit sheepish

I don’t shag the welsh 🤣"

He doesnt like sheep

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
50 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

We'd get our lingerie in a terrible tangle.

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By *igboobstCouple
50 weeks ago

barrow

We've ran out of lube 😕

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By *b1980Man
50 weeks ago

Burnley

Prob not your type

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
50 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"Prob not your type"

Seem to be enjoying your bath

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By *oung bull500Man
50 weeks ago

dublin

To far away

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
50 weeks ago

Home

"To far away"
not for me and probably talks too much about Dublin

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

Makes too many assumptions

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By *oung bull500Man
50 weeks ago

dublin

But nothing I’d still fuck you 😂

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By *ovetolick78Man
50 weeks ago

The Shire

"But nothing I’d still fuck you 😂"

I've probably got socks older than him.

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
50 weeks ago

near you

Has a collection of very old socks

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By *dswingersCouple
50 weeks ago

chelmsford

"Has a collection of very old socks "

their busy with old socks x

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By *infullyObedientWoman
50 weeks ago

Woodley

I havent had enough coffee yet

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
50 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Your too obident

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By *uboCouple
50 weeks ago

East kilbride

"Your too obident "

There is no buts

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By *ubikslongswordMan
50 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"Your too obident

There is no buts

You're too far

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

You have 1 too many cocks for me 🫡

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