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"He is too busy and no time in diary." There all too busy flirting with each other | |||
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"Too naughty for me " Too nice for me. | |||
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"He's allergic to bananas" Has really bad tan lines | |||
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"He's allergic to bananas Has really bad tan lines I've lost my hamster.... No other reason what so ever. | |||
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"He's allergic to bananas Has really bad tan lines Im allergic to hamsters | |||
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"He's allergic to bananas Has really bad tan lines Can’t get her owners permission | |||
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"He's allergic to bananas Has really bad tan lines He's just here for the forums. | |||
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"They’re too busy doing things to doughnuts " I'm not married | |||
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"I’m watching the football " He’s licensed to kill | |||
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"I’m watching the football He’s licensed to kill " He likes movies quotes | |||
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"I’m watching the football He’s licensed to kill He likes movies quotes" Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. | |||
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"He's busy watching Gone with the Wind" He’s the master of quotes | |||
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"He's out hunting baps" He doesnt like bap hunting | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting " She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣" I’ve already had a bacon bap today | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today " Fancy a sausage? 😋 | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Fancy a sausage? 😋 " I’ve had my meat quota for the day | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Fancy a sausage? 😋 I’ve had my meat quota for the day " She’s full of meat and no space for pussy | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Fancy a sausage? 😋 I’ve had my meat quota for the day She’s full of meat and no space for pussy" I just would, sorry for breaking the rules | |||
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"Too busy on other threads 😎😎😎😎😎" He’ll think I’m stalking him on multiple threads | |||
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"Too busy on other threads 😎😎😎😎😎 He’ll think I’m stalking him on multiple threads " He really is stalking him on threads | |||
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"He's keeping tabs on everyone What's that? Your buying? Put it on his tab | |||
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"You’re always too speedy" I'm too much of a gorilla for him 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today " Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆 | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆 " Hes talking about sphincters again | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆 Hes talking about sphincters again " It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔 | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆 Hes talking about sphincters again It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔 " Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆 | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆 Hes talking about sphincters again It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔 Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆" What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆 Hes talking about sphincters again It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔 Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆 What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" The hammer is now retired | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆 Hes talking about sphincters again It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔 Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆 What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The hammer is now retired " Hes in love | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆 Hes talking about sphincters again It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔 Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆 What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The hammer is now retired Hes in love " No, just old and tired | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆 Hes talking about sphincters again It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔 Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆 What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The hammer is now retired Hes in love No, just old and tired " Im too energetic | |||
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"He's out hunting baps He doesnt like bap hunting She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve already had a bacon bap today Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆 Hes talking about sphincters again It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔 Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆 What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" I think I have too many movie quotes in my brain 😆😆😆 no point explaining them, as I was mixing two of an actor in different movies 🤣🤣🤣 ADHD meet autistic quoting skills, lord help everyone 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 | |||
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"I’m too tired " She needs her sleep | |||
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"I’m too tired She needs her sleep" To speedy to find the spot | |||
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"The Viking horn is a myth " Back to the game… Your cock is massive and I’m straight 😆😆😆 | |||
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"Your in different country " Your too good at football | |||
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"Your in different country Your too good at football" I don’t want my balls kicked | |||
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"Your in different country Your too good at football I don’t want my balls kicked " He doesn’t want to play…football | |||
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"Your in different country Your too good at football I don’t want my balls kicked He doesn’t want to play…football " Always play with the balls as opens up so many wet ones | |||
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"I'm too bored" She’s a veggie bap and I want to chat first | |||
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"His sausage is too big " Tell him it goes slow and always in as makes wet | |||
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"That arse may make me shoot my load quickly!" It would be over to soon | |||
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"That arse may make me shoot my load quickly! It would be over to soon " Too much stamina 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"He is not looking my way " Hes not real | |||
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"He is not looking my way Hes not real " Thank you. Your loss as am chatting up others and you will never know now | |||
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"He is not looking my way Hes not real " You say you will but you only saying it | |||
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"He is not looking my way Hes not real You say you will but you only saying it " I can’t as I am not real | |||
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"Because your a Fab male and the chances of any sex are almost nil. 😆 🤣 " Im got a girl 😆 | |||
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"Because your a Fab male and the chances of any sex are almost nil. 😆 🤣 Im got a girl 😆" He is too pussy licking sweets | |||
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"Becuase he came again already" Too far away 😭 | |||
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"Becuase he came again already Too far away 😭" My Mrs is back after weekend away and needy | |||
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"He has a needy mrs " Oh pity the car in garage today for service | |||
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"He has a non starter " She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. | |||
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"He has a non starter She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. My big end has broken | |||
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"He has a non starter She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. Im not a mechanic | |||
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"He has a non starter She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. Nothing here to lick | |||
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"He has a non starter She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. He won’t give me his number | |||
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"He has a non starter She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. I’m after his wives | |||
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"He has a non starter She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. Yeah that’s why we not having. He’d steal my harem | |||
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"He has a non starter She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. Won’t share his wives | |||
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"He has a non starter She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. Not sure you’d want to hobble home for 90+ miles.. | |||
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"He has a non starter She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. What???? No shareses. | |||
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"He has a non starter She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. Can’t as mr brown stud has got my wife’s number and need to walk her over | |||
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"He has a non starter She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. He’s watching mrs brown’s boys | |||
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"He’s watching mrs brown’s boys" I can't find my pen | |||
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"He’s watching mrs brown’s boys I can't find my pen" She's not laughed my y-fronts off yet. | |||
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"We probably too old for you " Im probably too old for you. Damn | |||
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"We probably too old for you Im probably too old for you. Damn" No you’re perfect for me darl xx | |||
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"We probably too old for you Im probably too old for you. Damn No you’re perfect for me darl xx" You seem to be too busy for me! | |||
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"Ur too busy working on them thighs " Can take a break if you want? lol | |||
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"I am saving my energy for the gym. " My name isn't gym. | |||
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"I’m eating a bacon sandwich " You won't share the bacon sandwich | |||
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"I don't have any veggie bacon " Doesn't like my sausage | |||
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"You won't share your lemon meringue pie" The skeleton beat us to it | |||
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"You won't share your lemon meringue pie The skeleton beat us to it" She wants a different boner | |||
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"You won't share your lemon meringue pie The skeleton beat us to it She wants a different boner You have already filled | |||
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"You won't share your lemon meringue pie The skeleton beat us to it She wants a different boner I'm distracted by the millionth pic of Chloe Kelly | |||
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"You won't share your lemon meringue pie The skeleton beat us to it She wants a different boner The lovely lady in your picture won’t give you up | |||
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"You won't share your lemon meringue pie The skeleton beat us to it She wants a different boner He's got a song stuck in my head. | |||
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"You won't share your lemon meringue pie The skeleton beat us to it She wants a different boner He is too busy singing his songs | |||
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"I'm too busy reading their veris" But you to busy | |||
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"I'm too busy reading their veris But you to busy" His nuts already being nibbled | |||
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"I'm too busy reading their veris But you to busy His nuts already being nibbled " 58 loads is way too many | |||
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"I'm too busy reading their veris But you to busy His nuts already being nibbled 58 loads is way too many" My loads already fully booked this week | |||
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"He’s got nothing left " Im only at 99% charge, but climbing | |||
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"Lacking that 1%" Her hot bot might burn my Willy | |||
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"I don't use Kik " She's a veggie | |||
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"He’s all about the meat" Im not sure if she wants my meat and 2 veg. | |||
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"He’s all about the meat Im not sure if she wants my meat and 2 veg. He's too much of a gent for me | |||
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"Hate crumbs in the bed" They're not a fan of food play | |||
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"Hate crumbs in the bed They're not a fan of food play" I'm.too busy wishing I had followed the beautiful couple above you | |||
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"Has a weird food fetish " No i don't lol | |||
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"To far away " I don't like peaches with cream | |||
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"To far away I don't like peaches with cream " Nope lost for words…… | |||
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"To far away I don't like peaches with cream Nope lost for words…… Likes to jump the queue | |||
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"To far away I don't like peaches with cream Nope lost for words…… Wasn’t quick enough with my fingers….. and im still not married | |||
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"Makes poor excuses :p" Her bots too hot | |||
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"Makes poor excuses :p Her bots too hot " I'd cum sooooo quick | |||
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"Makes poor excuses :p Her bots too hot I'd cum sooooo quick" Possibly leaves as quick as he cums | |||
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"Makes poor excuses :p Her bots too hot I'd cum sooooo quick Possibly leaves as quick as he cums I’d have to download Kik again 😉 | |||
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"Makes poor excuses :p Her bots too hot I'd cum sooooo quick Possibly leaves as quick as he cums Don't wanna kik him whilst he's down | |||
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