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"The legs " Hes scared of legs and i have 2 | |||
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"Not sure I'd fit your very tight Way too big for me pal "Hes too scared of the penis and i love them 🤣🤭 | |||
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"Not sure I'd fit your very tight Way too big for me pal
Hes too scared of the penis and i love them 🤣🤭"She's a what? .... only joking thighs 😂 | |||
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"Not sure I'd fit your very tight Way too big for me pal
Hes too scared of the penis and i love them 🤣🤭
She's a what? .... only joking thighs 😂"Im lost 🤣🤷♀️ | |||
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"Not sure I'd fit your very tight Way too big for me pal
Hes too scared of the penis and i love them 🤣🤭"Ive got my 'eye' on you | |||
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"Not sure I'd fit your very tight Way too big for me pal
Hes too scared of the penis and i love them 🤣🤭
She's a what? .... only joking thighs 😂
Im lost 🤣🤷♀️"She's jack sparrow | |||
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"Not sure I'd fit your very tight Way too big for me pal
Hes too scared of the penis and i love them 🤣🤭
She's a what? .... only joking thighs 😂
Im lost 🤣🤷♀️
She's jack sparrow"You're not Captain Jack. J x | |||
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"They're into pirates" He doesn't do role play | |||
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"They're into pirates He doesn't do role play" Your beard would scratch my fanny | |||
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"They're into pirates He doesn't do role play Your beard would scratch my fanny " Love to make you squirt | |||
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"They're into pirates He doesn't do role play Your beard would scratch my fanny Love to make you squirt " Hes busy | |||
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"They're into pirates He doesn't do role play Your beard would scratch my fanny Love to make you squirt Hes busy " Once wouldn’t be enough | |||
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"I'm busy oiling my arse" We’d slip off ya | |||
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"I'm busy oiling my arse" I'm blinded by the shine from her arse | |||
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"I'm busy oiling my arse I'm blinded by the shine from her arse " It's OK u can still see with the 3rd eye on ur arm | |||
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"She's got her arse in SpeedyG's face "He wont get harry out | |||
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"She's got her arse in SpeedyG's face
He wont get harry out "She won't let me | |||
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"She's got her arse in SpeedyG's face
He wont get harry out
She won't let me "Too shy and vanilla for SpeedyG | |||
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"Speedy g is just too quick for me... I love a slower pace" It doesn't matter how slow i go, I'll still slip off you | |||
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"It's OK.. I'll use my pelvic floor muscles to grip u tight" I wouldn't stand a chance as I'm not in your league | |||
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"It's OK.. I'll use my pelvic floor muscles to grip u tight I wouldn't stand a chance as I'm not in your league " He got relegated | |||
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"It's OK.. I'll use my pelvic floor muscles to grip u tight I wouldn't stand a chance as I'm not in your league " He doesn't believe in himself enough | |||
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"It's OK.. I'll use my pelvic floor muscles to grip u tight I wouldn't stand a chance as I'm not in your league He got relegated " I couldnt handle the hammer | |||
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"It's OK.. I'll use my pelvic floor muscles to grip u tight I wouldn't stand a chance as I'm not in your league He got relegated I couldnt handle the hammer " She's hammering someone else | |||
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"It's OK.. I'll use my pelvic floor muscles to grip u tight I wouldn't stand a chance as I'm not in your league He got relegated I couldnt handle the hammer She's hammering someone else" I’m busy getting hammered 🍸 | |||
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"It's OK.. I'll use my pelvic floor muscles to grip u tight I wouldn't stand a chance as I'm not in your league He got relegated I couldnt handle the hammer She's hammering someone else I’m busy getting hammered 🍸 " Chin chin Huge cock though | |||
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"It wouldn’t fit 🤣in me? " She’s too d*unk tonight after drinks in town!! 😜 | |||
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"It wouldn’t fit 🤣in me? She’s too d*unk tonight after drinks in town!! 😜" She’s such a tease 😏 | |||
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"It wouldn’t fit 🤣in me? She’s too d*unk tonight after drinks in town!! 😜 She’s such a tease 😏" He prefers to be teased | |||
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"It wouldn’t fit 🤣in me? She’s too d*unk tonight after drinks in town!! 😜 She’s such a tease 😏 He prefers to be teased " I’m a bottom girl | |||
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"It wouldn’t fit 🤣in me? She’s too d*unk tonight after drinks in town!! 😜 She’s such a tease 😏 He prefers to be teased I’m a bottom girl " I’m a top boy Oh, wait… | |||
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"The rugby is making me sad "He needs to watch a better sport | |||
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"I'm also busy keeping my eye on the cricket "Hes too sporty for me | |||
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"I'm also busy keeping my eye on the cricket
Hes too sporty for me "I'm buzzing too much from the Lions comeback 🇬🇧🦁🇮🇪 | |||
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"Trans women on here are so sexy 😍" He doesn't follow the rules of the game | |||
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"I’d spend a lot of time giving those gorgeous breasts the attention they deserve first." He doesn’t follow the rules of the game either 🤣 | |||
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"I'm not as amourous as them "Im not super like him. | |||
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"I’d spend a lot of time giving those gorgeous breasts the attention they deserve first. He doesn’t follow the rules of the game either 🤣" Sorry what ate the rules? 😂 Nothing at the start of the thread! | |||
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"I’d spend a lot of time giving those gorgeous breasts the attention they deserve first. He doesn’t follow the rules of the game either 🤣 Sorry what ate the rules? 😂 Nothing at the start of the thread!" You reply to the post above. Simples | |||
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"... I'd much prefer a crispy bacon roll. 🥓" You are straight i think | |||
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"... I'd much prefer a crispy bacon roll. 🥓" He wants a bacon roll. What a heathen. Bring the croque monsieur! | |||
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"... I'd much prefer a crispy bacon roll. 🥓 He wants a bacon roll. What a heathen. Bring the croque monsieur!" He’s stuck up | |||
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"... I'd much prefer a crispy bacon roll. 🥓 He wants a bacon roll. What a heathen. Bring the croque monsieur! He’s stuck up" Im an old codger. 😆 | |||
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"He's too self deprecating " He’s not very experienced | |||
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"I'm too taken aback that someone has actually read a profile "He's too stunned. | |||
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"Absolutely stunning " I'm not stunning enough | |||
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"Absolutely stunning " Your on the dark side | |||
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"Absolutely stunning Your on the dark side " I don't like marmite | |||
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"Absolutely stunning Your on the dark side I don't like marmite " I'd prefer slow to speedy | |||
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"I like to put up a struggle " I can't get there today 🔥🤓 | |||
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"He's too busy being a good Dad "He doesn't know what happens | |||
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"He's too busy being a good Dad
He doesn't know what happens ". Prefer musky balls lol | |||
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"He's too busy being a good Dad
He doesn't know what happens .
Prefer musky balls lol"I'm not a fun guy 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"He's too busy being a good Dad
He doesn't know what happens .
Prefer musky balls lol
I'm not a fun guy 😎😎😎😎😎"There's not mushroom for fun with him | |||
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"He's too busy being a good Dad
He doesn't know what happens .
Prefer musky balls lol
I'm not a fun guy 😎😎😎😎😎
There's not mushroom for fun with him "I’m scared of wolves | |||
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"He's my evil twin "I can't say no as i made his top 5 picks | |||
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"He's better than the previous ➏ prototypes." Hes too into prototypes | |||
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"He's better than the previous ➏ prototypes. Hes too into prototypes " She doesn't like me touching her airbags.  | |||
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"She's everyone's {proto} type." Yep, definitely mine | |||
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"I'm busy playing table tennis" I prefer ping pong | |||
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"I'm busy playing table tennis I prefer ping pong" I’ve seen that trick before | |||
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"I'm busy playing table tennis I prefer ping pong I’ve seen that trick before " He's a magician | |||
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"I'm busy playing table tennis I prefer ping pong I’ve seen that trick before He's a magician " I like magic tricks | |||
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"I'm busy playing table tennis I prefer ping pong I’ve seen that trick before He's a magician I like magic tricks " My erection vanished 🤣 | |||
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"I'm busy playing table tennis I prefer ping pong I’ve seen that trick before He's a magician I like magic tricks My erection vanished 🤣" He has gone soft | |||
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"I'm not your owner " I wanna be owned | |||
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"I'm not your owner I wanna be owned " I don’t do hand me downs 🤣 | |||
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"I'm not your owner I wanna be owned I don’t do hand me downs 🤣" I dont wanna piss on his lampost | |||
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"I'm not your owner I wanna be owned I don’t do hand me downs 🤣 I dont wanna piss on his lampost" She's not into watersports | |||
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"I’m playing monopoly go" I’m about to collect £200 | |||
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"I didn't pass Go "Hes in jail | |||
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"I didn't pass Go
Hes in jail"I’ll come quietly 👮 | |||
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"I didn't pass Go
Hes in jail"I cant get my key in her keyhole. | |||
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"I didn't pass Go
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I cant get my key in her keyhole. "I'm not a locksmith | |||
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"I'm more of a cocksmith "His cocks called smith | |||
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"I'm more of a cocksmith
His cocks called smith"Im not called Smith | |||
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"I fucking hate The Smiths " Heaven knows I’m miserable now | |||
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"I fucking hate The Smiths Heaven knows I’m miserable now " Im way too happy atm | |||
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"I fucking hate The Smiths Heaven knows I’m miserable now Im way too happy atm" If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands 👏 | |||
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"I fucking hate The Smiths Heaven knows I’m miserable now Im way too happy atm If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands 👏 " But I dont really want to show it | |||
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"He fakes his orgasms " He tells my secrets | |||
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"My gran is younger " His grans younger than him 🤔🤔🤔 | |||
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"My gran is younger His grans younger than him 🤔🤔🤔" I look very old apparently 🤣 | |||
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"My gran is younger His grans younger than him 🤔🤔🤔" It’s past hammer time | |||
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"You'll have to say please " I’ve forgotten my manners | |||
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"You'll have to say please I’ve forgotten my manners " I have decorum | |||
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"He's too considerate " I'd get distracted by the donuts | |||
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"He's too considerate I'd get distracted by the donuts" He's busy eating donuts | |||
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"I can't tempt them with my doughnuts " He's way too obsessed about doughnuts | |||
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"I can't tempt them with my doughnuts He's way too obsessed about doughnuts " He got my age wrong | |||
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"I can't tempt them with my doughnuts He's way too obsessed about doughnuts He got my age wrong " Haha so did you | |||
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"I can't tempt them with my doughnuts He's way too obsessed about doughnuts He got my age wrong Haha so did you" He takes piss on fun forums  | |||
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"You don't have a vagina 🤷🏻♀️" I'd fuck you but we will have to get rid of the oranges | |||
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"You don't have a vagina 🤷🏻♀️I'd fuck you but we will have to get rid of the oranges " They dont like oranges | |||
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"You don't have a vagina 🤷🏻♀️I'd fuck you but we will have to get rid of the oranges They dont like oranges" I get stuck in fishnets | |||
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"You don't have a vagina 🤷🏻♀️I'd fuck you but we will have to get rid of the oranges They dont like oranges I get stuck in fishnets " Hes no good at fishing | |||
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"She likes to take her time" Hes just not that into me | |||
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"She likes to take her time Hes just not that into me" Can’t seduce her enough  | |||
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"She likes to take her time Hes just not that into me" you have what I wish I had  | |||
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"They're green with envy" Hes too super for me | |||
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"They're green with envy Hes too super for me" I want to try someone else | |||
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"They're green with envy Hes too super for me I want to try someone else " Too far away.... but yummy 😋 | |||
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"He's probably busy watching the cricket " Hed fuck him if he wasnt watching the cricket | |||
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"He's probably busy watching the cricket Hed fuck him if he wasnt watching the cricket" I would but you are always mean to me | |||
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"He's probably busy watching the cricket Hed fuck him if he wasnt watching the cricket" She turned me down before so crying | |||
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"He's probably busy watching the cricket Hed fuck him if he wasnt watching the cricket" sorry cricket is a no but the F1 is on so sorry haha | |||
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"He's probably busy watching the cricket Hed fuck him if he wasnt watching the cricket" Im not her type. Oh bugger  | |||
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"He's probably busy watching the cricket Hed fuck him if he wasnt watching the cricket She turned me down before so crying " Can’t keep a track of his Wifes | |||
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