FabSwingers.com forum: Penis measurement

By *an Summers OP Man
51 weeks ago

Huddersfield

After seeing many claims in the forums, whether on a topic or simply a username, what are some chaps using to measure their little fellas? They’re not getting metric and imperial measurements confused, are they?

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By *nthony50069Man
51 weeks ago

yesh near oldham

"After seeing many claims in the forums, whether on a topic or simply a username, what are some chaps using to measure their little fellas? They’re not getting metric and imperial measurements confused, are they? "

I use a tape measure with simple old-fashioned inches and millimetres

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

Mostly TV remotes or energy drink cans as far as I can tell

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By *ongLaster15Man
51 weeks ago

Spalding

Good old electric shaver lol

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By *ein-guyMan
51 weeks ago

Isle of Wight

I don't bother. The only thing that concerns me is whether its good enough for the person on the receiving end 🤷‍♂️

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
51 weeks ago

Prestwich

I have never measured my cock, I genuinely couldn't give a single fuck

Nobody has ever complained, so all good

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Tape measure for length and girth.

Along the top for length and middle of shaft for girth, im honest about my size as it is what it is.

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By *uvs2watchherCouple
51 weeks ago

newcastle

Sewing tape cause it bends etc. Then they can lie it in ur belly see where it goes. Not always good. We women aren't pporn stars xx

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By *teamynSteCouple
51 weeks ago

Hull

obvs a Purple Ronnie wobbly willie ruler! i thought that was a must have🩷

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By *lfa RomeoMan
51 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

It's not tbe size of the wand, it's the magic in it

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan
51 weeks ago

Nearby

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By *rStroker69Man
51 weeks ago

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Push the tape right down in until it hurts and then take a reading

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By *an Summers OP Man
51 weeks ago

Huddersfield

This was more of a jokey post. I’m not actually interested in how you do it.

Just like whether people are ‘fab straight’ are there such things as ‘fab inches’.

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By *an Summers OP Man
51 weeks ago

Huddersfield

I know some of you got it 😊

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By *estinysswingersCouple
51 weeks ago

Worsley

Said it another thread.

Penis inches and real inches are different.

I think the conversion ratio is about 2:1

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
51 weeks ago

Worcester

I think some measure the underside, starting at the ringpiece.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
51 weeks ago

Stockport

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
51 weeks ago

Stockport

We once had a message from a guy that said , ive got 9" to ruin you with

Mrs j told me to check out his pics

I replied , where's he measuring that from ? His arse hole ?

Then Mrs j says did you look ?

And I said i messaged you back

I hadn't what's app,d her , i had replied on fab by mistake !

He then messaged again to ask us if we were up for it then

Some people !

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By *ain and sortedMan
51 weeks ago

Old Harlow Essex

Haha you have the same tape measure as me!

Was your reduced also?

I use my own method how many strokes when wanking until I cum

I can’t count above 5

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By *eal tradieMan
51 weeks ago

Bournemouth

It's smaller in real world for some reason lol

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I use a tape measure, but hell it's awkward to keep everything aligned!

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By *um2me123Man
51 weeks ago

burin

Well unfortunately for me i was in the bathroom when cocks were handed out at birth...but damn it i do other things well...lok

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By *ddy GirthyMan
51 weeks ago

Girthy Town

"I think some measure the underside, starting at the ringpiece. "

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
51 weeks ago

newport

"Mostly TV remotes or energy drink cans as far as I can tell"

You forgot to mention the Lynx deodorant sprays

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Bring back the toilet roll challenge I say

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By *icknDeeCouple
51 weeks ago

hartlepool

Well I just measured the old fella. It's a definite 14, erm, cm...

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By *hartlonHMan
51 weeks ago

dartford

A corona bottle..

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Bristol

Only time I've had mine measured was a weird little interlude after having sex with my girlfriend when she ran off, got a tape measure and proclaimed 7.5" for some reason.

Weirdo...

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
51 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Don't forget to grip it and push down reaallllly hard to make it look bigger, it's definitely not obvious in photos AT ALL and makes all the laydeez swoon.

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By *ucka39Man
51 weeks ago

Newcastle

Just a thermometer so I know it's alive

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By *ellowthread2Couple
51 weeks ago

manchester

i just got a tape measure out and measured hubby in good old inches . most people know what you mean !!!!! i get confused if a guy tells me his in CM

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By *ete hMan
51 weeks ago

Penzance

Used a ruler when I was about 18 or so. Never measured girth because it never occurred to me back then

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By *iredhand2Man
51 weeks ago

Sale

Next people will be using a protractor to measure the angle of erection…

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Next people will be using a protractor to measure the angle of erection…

How do you account for a right angle?

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By *iredhand2Man
51 weeks ago

Sale

"Next people will be using a protractor to measure the angle of erection…

How do you account for a right angle?"

That’s simple it’s 90 degrees. Use a set square if all else fails

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Next people will be using a protractor to measure the angle of erection…

How do you account for a right angle?

That’s simple it’s 90 degrees. Use a set square if all else fails"

Might have to break out Pythagoras’ theorem

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By *histle79Man
51 weeks ago

Guildford

I use one of those sticks with a wheel on the end that you push along. I get at least three rotations.

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By *iredhand2Man
51 weeks ago

Sale

"I use one of those sticks with a wheel on the end that you push along. I get at least three rotations. "

It could be a very small wheel….

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By *ercury oneMan
51 weeks ago

Chippenham

I measure mine in fathoms

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By *iredhand2Man
51 weeks ago

Sale

"I measure mine in fathoms

As in can’t fathom how to measure it?

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By *KS88Man
51 weeks ago

Lancaster

9.5" here!

Too big tbh xx

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By *zami89Man
51 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

Anything around 25mm with a curve in it

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