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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Single bi fems

Hi, i read your profile

I know my prof says im bi male, im actually straight....

Anymore???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a timewaster honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single bi fems

Hi, i read your profile

I know my prof says im bi male, im actually straight....

Anymore???"

Ive just been released from a psychiatric unit and im looking for a man to stalk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single bi fems

Hi, i read your profile

I know my prof says im bi male, im actually straight....

Anymore???

Ive just been released from a psychiatric unit and im looking for a man to stalk."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just realised i messed up that title of thread....i CAN write....honest

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Single bi fems

Hi, i read your profile

I know my prof says im bi male, im actually straight....

Anymore???"

Actually around half of my messages start with 'I read your profile, like what I saw and think I'm what your looking for' which upon looking at their age/situation/photos turns out to be wrong!! Lol x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

NOT looking for single bi fems.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

an answer to a message sent, and even less likely a yes i will meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NOT looking for single bi fems.

I need to add this to our profile!...those single bi fems are always messaging us...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

From a guy "can't lick for hours"

From a woman "never squirted, don't want to"

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

"an answer to a message sent, and even less likely a yes i will meet you

Wonder if single males ever get messages like that ???

Answered messages???? What are they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please dont try improve my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never shower, my teeth are rotten and I have a continence problem. Can't stay long as I am prone to 'accidents'

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The antibiotics have kicked in at last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Amish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single bi fems

Hi, i read your profile

I know my prof says im bi male, im actually straight....

Anymore???"

Im a very liberal Nun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am Amish"

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i prefer men to cum quickly because i get sore easily and have to stop for a wee.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

I'm not going to turn up for our meet, instead in going to stay home and touch myself while looking at your private pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We looking for timewasters .dont message if you want to meet .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 inch cock diameter of a bagel .pic with a bagel over it .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into scat pee and pain .xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We looking for timewasters .dont message if you want to meet .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a well hung Amish

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

I'm not a single man, I have a harem of seventy sexy ladies to play with, I only need you coz they are all on holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a well hung Amish

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yes god is that cruel .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want sex i am here for chatting and perving at pics .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking 4 small cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a naughty nun on the run looking for fun and adventure .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for unshaven smelly ugly people .goodlooking people please do not apply as a no often causes offence .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please only message us if if you have no pictures and no verifications. As we like surprises

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I have pics in private gallery...

They just not of me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pics in private gallery...

They just not of me..."
yesssssssss .

All the pics you see on our profile are of other people cos we too ugly to put any up that would grab your attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our pics are recent .................... Well they were when they were taken twenty years ago .not much has changed we look just the same .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes the party is definitely going to happen on the day advertised and everyone on the guest list is turning up.

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By *erbyshire BobMan
over a year ago

derby

Yes, I'd LOVE to meet you.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Just realised i messed up that title of thread....i CAN write....honest"

Spot on! That something you won't find easily on Fabs..people who can write.

And that is not having a go at your little title mishap! Just a general sweeping comment !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single bi fems

Hi, i read your profile

I know my prof says im bi male, im actually straight....

Anymore???

Ive just been released from a psychiatric unit and im looking for a man to stalk."

Lol , and I just work there

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

[Removed by poster at 18/05/13 11:23:09]

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I'm not looking for cocks or pussies, just need someone to love me for who I am x btw, I live with my parents atm so CAN accommodate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't put face pics on public cos of my job , you will have to add me to your friend list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't put face pics on public cos of my job , you will have to add me to your friend list

Oops wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for anyone just here to perv the pics .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just realised i messed up that title of thread....i CAN write....honest

Spot on! That something you won't find easily on Fabs..people who can write.

And that is not having a go at your little title mishap! Just a general sweeping comment !

Hahaha

thanks, ironic that one of the grammar police !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm not one to judge' where it isn't followed by a 'but.....'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just realised i messed up that title of thread....i CAN write....honest

Spot on! That something you won't find easily on Fabs..people who can write.

And that is not having a go at your little title mishap! Just a general sweeping comment !

Hahaha

thanks, ironic that one of the grammar police !!!"

I am one of the* sigh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No pic = play

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Just realised i messed up that title of thread....i CAN write....honest

Spot on! That something you won't find easily on Fabs..people who can write.

And that is not having a go at your little title mishap! Just a general sweeping comment !

Hahaha

thanks, ironic that one of the grammar police !!!

I am one of the* sigh"

Pmsl! I did not know that...

AND You've done it again!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just realised i messed up that title of thread....i CAN write....honest

Spot on! That something you won't find easily on Fabs..people who can write.

And that is not having a go at your little title mishap! Just a general sweeping comment !

Hahaha

thanks, ironic that one of the grammar police !!!

I am one of the* sigh

Pmsl! I did not know that...

AND You've done it again!!!

Just handed in my weeks notice to the chief of grammar police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single bloke - I literally get 1000s of msgs a day so I can't reply to them all if I delete yours don't be offended your just not for me

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Just realised i messed up that title of thread....i CAN write....honest

Spot on! That something you won't find easily on Fabs..people who can write.

And that is not having a go at your little title mishap! Just a general sweeping comment !

Hahaha

thanks, ironic that one of the grammar police !!!

I am one of the* sigh

Pmsl! I did not know that...

AND You've done it again!!!

Just handed in my weeks notice to the chief of grammar police

He said to get you to face to the wall for a good spanking!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Single bloke - I literally get 1000s of msgs a day so I can't reply to them all if I delete yours don't be offended your just not for me"

Legend!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only play with people we have no connection with so if you turn up and look like your pics don't be offended if we leave without playing .

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

if you meet me once ill def think your in love and will stalk you till you leave the site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only message us if you mentally unbalanced and have psychopathic jealousy issues.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Only message us if you mentally unbalanced and have psychopathic jealousy issues."

I love your posts!! But like many, once you got into my panties they will stop! Pah ha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single bloke - I literally get 1000s of msgs a day so I can't reply to them all if I delete yours don't be offended your just not for me"

Ha ha classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 inch cock diameter of a bagel .pic with a bagel over it .x

Ha ha seen pics like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not genuine, I get my kicks from wanking behind my mrs's back to photos on the fab list"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only message us if your married and playing behind your wife's back

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was wrong to judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you're a single guy! Lets meet and play!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I lv txt spk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am to cool for sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im asexual please don't ask me for anything

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By *estLondonGuy49Man
over a year ago

Harrow Ealing Northolt Uxbridge London

"Single bi fems

Hi, i read your profile

I know my prof says im bi male, im actually straight....

Anymore???"

I am racist....no black or brown guys please....its my politics not just a preference.

Or......

Replies simply stating "Wanna fuck?" will guarantee a reply.

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

"Oh you're a single guy! Lets meet and play! "

Pmsl. That's one thing you'll never see anywhere ! Let alone on FAB !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guy: "wanna meet"

Us: "we only meet bi guys"

Straight guy: "I'm not bi in the slightest. so bye"

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

From a woman "never squirted, don't want to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just been released from a psychiatric unit and im looking for a man to stalk."

tried this and still got messages x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can cook, iron and clean then that would be a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can cook, iron and clean then that would be a bonus

Can do all three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to help me sharpen my axe and guess what's for dinner tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can cook, iron and clean then that would be a bonus

Can do all three

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You're hired I mean let's meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to help me sharpen my axe and guess what's for dinner tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wear a washed and well pressed straight jacket to meets.

Do you know how to get blood stains out of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can cook, iron and clean then that would be a bonus

Can do all three

You're hired I mean let's meet

Yoi just want me to make you a Sunday roast and wash uo them iron your clothes x guess you want me naked too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can cook, iron and clean then that would be a bonus

Can do all three

You're hired I mean let's meet

Yoi just want me to make you a Sunday roast and wash uo them iron your clothes x guess you want me naked too xx

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Haha well if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can cook, iron and clean then that would be a bonus

Can do all three

You're hired I mean let's meet

Yoi just want me to make you a Sunday roast and wash uo them iron your clothes x guess you want me naked too xx

Haha well if you insist

And here's me thinking you were after my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you get excited over haemeroids?

i cant do sex on all 4s cos of my athletes foot?

i can accommodate.but the banging on the ceiling is my bed bound mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wear a washed and well pressed straight jacket to meets.

Do you know how to get blood stains out of them?"
Ask Minnie she will probably wash it for you, and naked too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can cook, iron and clean then that would be a bonus

Can do all three

You're hired I mean let's meet

Yoi just want me to make you a Sunday roast and wash uo them iron your clothes x guess you want me naked too xx

Haha well if you insist

And here's me thinking you were after my mind

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I suppose you could bring that along too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wear a washed and well pressed straight jacket to meets.

Do you know how to get blood stains out of them? Ask Minnie she will probably wash it for you, and naked too

You passing me around now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wear a washed and well pressed straight jacket to meets.

Do you know how to get blood stains out of them? Ask Minnie she will probably wash it for you, and naked too

You passing me around now

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Only after I have finished with you, and if I'm satisfied with the standard of your cleaning and ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wear a washed and well pressed straight jacket to meets.

Do you know how to get blood stains out of them? Ask Minnie she will probably wash it for you, and naked too

You passing me around now

Only after I have finished with you, and if I'm satisfied with the standard of your cleaning and ironing

Better get showing you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you can fuck my arsehole, he's sat just over there and please no rush to bring him back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who want to meet?

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By *uteirishaWoman
over a year ago

ghost town

I am prefectly sane.. however my shrink and doc dont agree with me..may mean im crackers.. please bring your own cheeze...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We invited 3 guys to our meet last night and all 3 turned up

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By *HAEDRUS2013Man
over a year ago

LONDON

Brilliant comments, guys! So funneee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me a face pic and you will be blocked. Cock pics only please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single woman - can anyone help, what's wrong with my profile. I don't get any messages or meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to the law I have to let everyone know I am not allowed with in 50ft of a park or school

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Couple - we are available for meets. We would do a video recording of you and your partner playing and only us would have a copy of the video as its just meant for our own excitement and fun - we promise not to share. We don't ever go nude or play at meets!! Contact us if interested.. XX

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Couple: we only play as singles and won't treat you as our toy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

supposing by some miraculous miracle i do get it up it will be the worst 30seconds of your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will arrange a meet and confirm I am on the way and then get distracted by my laughing at you sitting there waiting for me to turn up when I have no intention of doing so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One eyed serial killer seeks new victim, age, looks unimportant, must bring own plastic bag and like rope

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Looks, age, ethnicity unimportant - once you're wearing the gimp gear and locked in the box in the basement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Single male seeks female for cuddling and conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guy looking for a long term monogamous relations ship with a fun, active. long hair goat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Syphilitic MILF wants bareback gangbang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am never going to be shocked i see/read on FAB ... but these above are funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you just send me the Sat-Nav co ordinates then I won't try and follow you home, I'll just meet you there

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By *ulaWoman
over a year ago

Braintree

I'm looking to work my way through the site, I have a spare half hour next thursday, send me a cock pic so I can recognise you, I don't need to know your name or anything about you, from now on you will be refered to as no.263

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