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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
14 hours ago

Shrewsbury

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By *hickthighs25Woman
14 hours ago

Stockton


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Your an angel emoji

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By *aphunterMan
14 hours ago

woking


"

Your an angel emoji"

She likes different emoji’s

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By *hickthighs25Woman
14 hours ago

Stockton


"

Your an angel emoji

She likes different emoji’s"

Im too busy telling people if they like being bummed there not straight for the twentieth time on this fucking site

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
14 hours ago

Shrewsbury

She wants to do the bumming

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By *aphunterMan
14 hours ago

woking


"

Your an angel emoji

She likes different emoji’s

Im too busy telling people if they like being bummed there not straight for the twentieth time on this fucking site "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *olo180Man
14 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"

Your an angel emoji

She likes different emoji’s

Im too busy telling people if they like being bummed there not straight for the twentieth time on this fucking site

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Bumming is such a funny word and I’ve childish sense of humour 🤣

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By *aphunterMan
14 hours ago

woking

I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

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By *hickthighs25Woman
14 hours ago

Stockton


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋"

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

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By *aphunterMan
14 hours ago

woking


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣"

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan
13 hours ago

Bromley


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

I'm more into baguettes

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By *olo180Man
13 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

More like handjob solo 🤣

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By *aphunterMan
13 hours ago

woking


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣"

Don’t forget chewy 😆

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By *olo180Man
13 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆"

That’s a hairy mouthful!

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By *aphunterMan
13 hours ago

woking


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful! "

Was he bi?

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By *intyballsMan
13 hours ago

Meath


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?"

I don't have boobies

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By *aphunterMan
13 hours ago

woking


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

I don't have boobies "

You don’t have baps

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By *olo180Man
13 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?"

He liked Wookiee nookiee

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By *aphunterMan
13 hours ago

woking


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee "

Dark gaydar

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By *olo180Man
13 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar"

Princess lay her

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By *hickthighs25Woman
13 hours ago

Stockton


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar"

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

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By *olo180Man
13 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do "

You’re so gay

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By *rown.studMan
13 hours ago

Thornaby


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay"

It’s Dave and dave is gay

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By *hickthighs25Woman
13 hours ago

Stockton


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay"

Hes outed me

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By *olo180Man
13 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me "

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

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By *hickthighs25Woman
13 hours ago

Stockton


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy"

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

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By *olo180Man
13 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that" "

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

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By *rown.studMan
13 hours ago

Thornaby


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅 "

He’s a pussy spoiler

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By *hickthighs25Woman
13 hours ago

Stockton


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler"

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

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By *rown.studMan
13 hours ago

Thornaby


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled "

She’s out of reach

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By *aphunterMan
13 hours ago

woking


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled "

Not a problem 😆

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By *urenutsMan
13 hours ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled "

Pleasuring you pussy would make you cum in ecstacy

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By *olo180Man
13 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach "

His arms and tongue are too short

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By *hickthighs25Woman
13 hours ago

Stockton


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short "

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

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By *rown.studMan
13 hours ago

Thornaby


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them "

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

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By *hickthighs25Woman
13 hours ago

Stockton


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her"

I want nice stuff done to me

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By *aphunterMan
13 hours ago

woking


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me "

She doesn’t like pillow fights

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By *olo180Man
13 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me "

I’ll powder your puff

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By *rown.studMan
13 hours ago

Thornaby


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me

I’ll powder your puff"

I’m sneezing too hard

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By *hickthighs25Woman
13 hours ago

Stockton


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me

I’ll powder your puff

I’m sneezing too hard"

He sneezed that hard hes cum

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By *aphunterMan
13 hours ago

woking


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me

I’ll powder your puff

I’m sneezing too hard

He sneezed that hard hes cum "

Blu balls cure

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By *hickthighs25Woman
13 hours ago

Stockton


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me

I’ll powder your puff

I’m sneezing too hard

He sneezed that hard hes cum

Blu balls cure"

I prefer pink/brown balls

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By *olo180Man
13 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me

I’ll powder your puff

I’m sneezing too hard

He sneezed that hard hes cum

Blu balls cure

I prefer pink/brown balls "

She wants to play Snooker

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By *hickthighs25Woman
12 hours ago

Stockton


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me

I’ll powder your puff

I’m sneezing too hard

He sneezed that hard hes cum

Blu balls cure

I prefer pink/brown balls

She wants to play Snooker "

He only likes to play it solo

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By *aphunterMan
12 hours ago

woking


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me

I’ll powder your puff

I’m sneezing too hard

He sneezed that hard hes cum

Blu balls cure

I prefer pink/brown balls

She wants to play Snooker "

I want to come and play too! Thick thighs bending over that table…..too much, toooo much! 😘

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By *rown.studMan
12 hours ago

Thornaby


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me

I’ll powder your puff

I’m sneezing too hard

He sneezed that hard hes cum

Blu balls cure

I prefer pink/brown balls

She wants to play Snooker

I want to come and play too! Thick thighs bending over that table…..too much, toooo much! 😘"

I’m potting the wrong cue in the wrong hole

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By *hickthighs25Woman
12 hours ago

Stockton


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me

I’ll powder your puff

I’m sneezing too hard

He sneezed that hard hes cum

Blu balls cure

I prefer pink/brown balls

She wants to play Snooker

I want to come and play too! Thick thighs bending over that table…..too much, toooo much! 😘"

I want bending over but he thinks it would be too much

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By *aphunterMan
12 hours ago

woking


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 like is Star Wars? I think there’s a bum solo? 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More like handjob solo 🤣

Don’t forget chewy 😆

That’s a hairy mouthful!

Was he bi?

He liked Wookiee nookiee

Dark gaydar

Sorry im too busy having a "straight" clit rubbing party with the lasses to porn now since ive been told thats the straight thing to do

You’re so gay

It’s Dave and dave is gay

Hes outed me

More like Davinia, rubbing all that pussy

Tell him hes right my pussy is "all that"

Her pussy is too perfect to be spoiled 👅

He’s a pussy spoiler

I want my pussy pleasured not spoiled

She’s out of reach

His arms and tongue are too short

Its not about the size its what you can do with them

She won’t let me do nasty stuff to her

I want nice stuff done to me

I’ll powder your puff

I’m sneezing too hard

He sneezed that hard hes cum

Blu balls cure

I prefer pink/brown balls

She wants to play Snooker

I want to come and play too! Thick thighs bending over that table…..too much, toooo much! 😘

I want bending over but he thinks it would be too much "

Too much = my trousers come down and I stand behind and I come behind you to help you with some top tips…

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By *r Black 85Man
10 hours ago

nottingham

He's not sharing his tops 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
4 hours ago

Bromley


"He's not sharing his tops 😎😎😎😎😎"

Should buy his own tops

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By *peedyGMan
3 hours ago

Telford


"He's not sharing his tops 😎😎😎😎😎

Should buy his own tops"

I prefer being top less

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 hours ago

Stockton


"He's not sharing his tops 😎😎😎😎😎

Should buy his own tops

I prefer being top less"

He never wears tops

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By *_D1998Man
3 hours ago

tamworth

She's trapped in nets 😉

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
3 hours ago

Shrewsbury

He's too busy fishing

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By *ogerroger69Man
3 hours ago

West Yorks

You’re brown

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 hours ago

Stockton


"You’re brown "

Hes colour blind

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By *awpleasureMan
3 hours ago

Sutton Coldfield


"You’re brown

Hes colour blind "

I'd fuck you but I'm still seeing stars

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By *upersonic SamMan
3 hours ago

wigan


"You’re brown

Hes colour blind

I'd fuck you but I'm still seeing stars "

Im too busy sending random cock shots to my contacts list

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By *hickthighs25Woman
3 hours ago

Stockton


"You’re brown

Hes colour blind

I'd fuck you but I'm still seeing stars

Im too busy sending random cock shots to my contacts list "

Hes too supersonic for me

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By *ogerroger69Man
3 hours ago

West Yorks

I was talking about me x

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 hours ago

Wolverhampton


"I was talking about me x"

He's too busy talking about himself

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By *peedyGMan
2 hours ago

Telford


"I was talking about me x

He's too busy talking about himself "

I prefer to listen to others talk shit

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By *r Bond.Man
2 hours ago

Moving Around the Midlands

28

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 hours ago

Stockton


"28"

35

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By *r Bond.Man
2 hours ago

Moving Around the Midlands

They’re a mind reader and that scares me

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 hours ago

Stockton


"They’re a mind reader and that scares me "

Hahahaha im giggling too much

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
2 hours ago

stanley


"They’re a mind reader and that scares me

Hahahaha im giggling too much "

She’s already laughing

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By *peedyGMan
2 hours ago

Telford

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By *peedyGMan
2 hours ago

Telford


"They’re a mind reader and that scares me

Hahahaha im giggling too much

She’s already laughing "

Sorry she's just seen my face

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By *teveanddebsCouple
2 hours ago

Norwich

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By *teveanddebsCouple
2 hours ago

Norwich


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣"

'kin hell, that's the quickest capitulation I've seen, what's your secret Baphunter?

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By *peedyGMan
1 hour ago

Telford


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

'kin hell, that's the quickest capitulation I've seen, what's your secret Baphunter? "

I would but they’re too skippy

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By *umagain58Man
1 hour ago

London


"I want to bum thick thighs 😘😆 in a straight way 😋😋

Thats ok cos im a girl and your a boy just dont say you want to bum solo or ill fight you 🤣

'kin hell, that's the quickest capitulation I've seen, what's your secret Baphunter?

I would but they’re too skippy"

He is too busy at tattoo parlour

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
1 hour ago

Shrewsbury

I'm watching the rugby

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By *peedyGMan
1 hour ago

Telford


"I'm watching the rugby"

He's watching men get dirty

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 hour ago

Stockton


"I'm watching the rugby

He's watching men get dirty "

Hes on the wrong thread he needs to be on another one for that talk

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By *peedyGMan
1 hour ago

Telford


"I'm watching the rugby

He's watching men get dirty

Hes on the wrong thread he needs to be on another one for that talk"

She always picks on me

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
1 hour ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

Hes on the wrong thread he needs to be on another one for that talk"

I'd worry about messing up my make up

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
1 hour ago

Shrewsbury

Your boobs are enormous

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By *hinstrapMan
1 hour ago

sheffield

I can't be arsed to move...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
1 hour ago

Central


"I can't be arsed to move..."

I'm not moving to or within Sheffield

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By *umagain58Man
1 hour ago

London


"I can't be arsed to move...

I'm not moving to or within Sheffield "

I’m not athletic

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 hour ago

Stockton


"I can't be arsed to move...

I'm not moving to or within Sheffield

I’m not athletic "

I still dont know what your wife says

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By *rown.studMan
1 hour ago

Thornaby


"I can't be arsed to move...

I'm not moving to or within Sheffield

I’m not athletic

I still dont know what your wife says "

She’s interested in his wife

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By *eriScotMan
1 hour ago

Scottish Borders


"I can't be arsed to move...

I'm not moving to or within Sheffield

I’m not athletic

I still dont know what your wife says "

You’re too busy in the forums 😈😜

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 hour ago

Stockton


"I can't be arsed to move...

I'm not moving to or within Sheffield

I’m not athletic

I still dont know what your wife says

You’re too busy in the forums 😈😜"

So are you to know that 😈🤭

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By *upersonic SamMan
1 hour ago

wigan


"I can't be arsed to move...

I'm not moving to or within Sheffield

I’m not athletic

I still dont know what your wife says

You’re too busy in the forums 😈😜

So are you to know that 😈🤭"

My cock is scared of the dark.

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By *rown.studMan
1 hour ago

Thornaby


"I can't be arsed to move...

I'm not moving to or within Sheffield

I’m not athletic

I still dont know what your wife says

You’re too busy in the forums 😈😜

So are you to know that 😈🤭

My cock is scared of the dark."

He’s supersonic

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By *umagain58Man
1 hour ago

London


"I can't be arsed to move...

I'm not moving to or within Sheffield

I’m not athletic

I still dont know what your wife says "

Handing the phone to my wife

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