FabSwingers.com forum: A movie line delivered so flawlessly that it deserves its own Oscar.

By *histle do nicely OP Man
6 days ago

Glasgow South

Its an act of Lunacy..Sir.. Personally, I think you're a fucking idiot...SC The Rock

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By *elly and daveCouple
6 days ago

gateshead

"Frankly my dear,I don't give a damn'

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By *recticWoman
6 days ago

taunton

“Those aren’t pillows”

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By *aughty40sRugbyCouple
6 days ago

Rugby

I have 2,

1. "It's not about how hard you can hit ,it's about how many times you can be knocked down and still get back up again"

2. "It's not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me " (Shelly)

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By *aughty40sRugbyCouple
6 days ago

Rugby

"Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine" (opening speech to ted) (Matt)

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By *ohn 66Man
6 days ago

South Birmingham

Brian: "You are all different"

The crowd (as one): "Yes, we are all different"

Lone voice: "I'm not"

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By *each bumsCouple
6 days ago

SPAIN.. PERMANENTLY

"You can't handle the truth"

Mr Nicholson of course

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By *ingmasterMan
6 days ago

nottingham

Of course

I am maximus meridius decimus, father to a murdered son , husband to a murdered wife , loyal servant to the true emperor, I will have my revenge, in this life or the next .

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By *ingmasterMan
6 days ago

nottingham

Infamy , infamy! Theyve all got it in for me .

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By *ingmasterMan
6 days ago

nottingham

Darling I love you , will you marry me and did your father leave you any money ? Please answer the second question first .

Groucho Marks

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By *elly and daveCouple
6 days ago

gateshead

"You looking at me?"

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By *impleSailorMan
6 days ago

the moon

"Your best, losers always whine about their best.

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

SC - The Rock

So many great quotes in that film

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Think we're going to need a bigger boat

Ultimate line ever...

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By *uperSalopian7Man
6 days ago

Shrewsbury

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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By *oungman1875Man
6 days ago

Blackburn

Why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box

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By *uperSalopian7Man
6 days ago

Shrewsbury

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
6 days ago

South Wales

"...cos she's got a great ass...and you got your head all the way up it"

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By *my-blackTV/TS
6 days ago

Poole

The late great Alan Hickman...

You asked for a miracle, I give you the FBI.

Or in response to why he would use a spoon to dig out someone's heart...

Because it will hurt more.

Two great lines delivered impeccably.

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!

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By *abluesbabyMan
6 days ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Boy the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fucking Mark Twain shit. Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

- The Devil's Rejects (2005)

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By *asty tatsyMan
6 days ago

london

Are you not entertained or what you do in life echoes in eternity

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By *uperSalopian7Man
6 days ago

Shrewsbury

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will k!ll you.

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By *all me FlikWoman
6 days ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

I'm gonna' cut your heart out with a spoon

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
6 days ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
6 days ago

Marlow

Hasta la vista baby

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By *UNKIEMan
6 days ago

south east

Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this

You screw up just this much, you'll be flying a plane full of rubber dog shit out of HongKong

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By *uckingfell59Man
6 days ago

Doncaster

“Never rub another man’s rhubarb “

Jack Nicholson Batman

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By *acktopervMan
6 days ago

Stourport-On-Severn

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

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By *ermite12ukMan
6 days ago

Solihull and Romford

On a f***ing Suzuki?

Was It Over When the Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell No!

We're 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.... Hit it.

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By *riel13Woman
6 days ago

Northampton

[Removed by poster at 16/07/25 21:29:27]

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By *corcherMan
6 days ago

Loughborough

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!’

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By *atandasmileMan
6 days ago

Edinburgh

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!’"

Inconceivable!

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By *atandasmileMan
6 days ago

Edinburgh

Only Michael Ironside could make this utterly sci-fi camp line deadly serious:

"They sucked his brains out"

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
6 days ago

Edinburgh

Is it raining?

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By *im4play4uMan
5 days ago

Berkhamsted

"You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a donkey and you are completely unaware of your potential " Sean Connery 🤣

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
5 days ago

Ryde

"And I'm so FUCKIN' beautiful I can't stand it myself!"

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By *effdelightMan
5 days ago

Grimsby

"Do you know what nemesis means? The righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent... Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt. Me.

- Brick Top (Snatch)

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By *uperchargedMan
5 days ago

Manchester

"The future isn't what it used to be Mr Angel..."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist..."

Not the same fillum I might add, but two of my favourites

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By *oughnutandDanishCouple
5 days ago

Ware, Hertfordshire

"Yes john but when the pirates of the caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists"

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
5 days ago

Ryde

[Removed by poster at 17/07/25 00:47:12]

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
5 days ago

Ryde

A line consisting of a single word from Edward Scissorhands crams in so much emotion, significance and portent that it's extraordinary how it comes from just one everyday word.

"Goodbye..."

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Leia "I love you"

Solo "I know".

Brilliant

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By *r. MacMan
5 days ago

Bexleyheath

""Yes john but when the pirates of the caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists""

"You best start believing in ghost stories love ......your in one "

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By *tr8MrEMan
5 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place,"

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By *tacie-JaneTV/TS
5 days ago

Birmingham

Get away from her you Bitch!!

Ripley to the alien queen…Aliens.

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By *ohn 66Man
5 days ago

South Birmingham

"Does your dog bite?"

"No"

(Savaging ensues)

"That is not my dog"

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By *RcplSldnCouple
5 days ago

London

"“Those aren’t pillows”"

"Hell of a team, gonna go all the way."

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By *RcplSldnCouple
5 days ago

London

"Well, that's, just like, your opinion, man."

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By *RcplSldnCouple
5 days ago

London

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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By *hesubtlegentMan
5 days ago

surrey

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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By *inkycouplev2Couple
5 days ago

Morpeth

That's no moon

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"That's no moon"

That's a spacestation.

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By *eediousMan
5 days ago

Smallville

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.”

- supposed to be Ezekiel 25:17 in the Bible (except it’s not exactly this) as said by Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

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By *recticWoman
5 days ago

taunton

"I'm gonna' cut your heart out with a spoon "

Yass! Most underrated movie of all time, I love it. Best villain ever

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By *rnoldZiffelMan
5 days ago

Leinster

"“Those aren’t pillows”"

The late great John Candy; brilliant scene.

Here's a few of my favourites. Not the most literary but in the context of the film, I loved them:-

"Yippy-ki-yay, motherfucker..." Die Hard

"Shut up. Just shut up... You had me at hello. You had me at hello."

AND

"You complete me" - 'Jerry Maguire'

SUNDANCE: "I can't swim"

BUTCH : "Butch Cassidy: [laughing] Why, you crazy - the fall'll probably kill ya!"

Aurora (catching Garret in the Airport before he boarded his flight) : "Do you have any reaction at all to my telling you I love you?"

Garrett: "I was just inches from a clean getaway" Jack Nicholson in 'Terms of Endearment'

Jason Bourne: "Get some rest Pam, you look tired"."The Bourne Ultimatum"

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Let's not forget the brilliant one liners from airplane......

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By *olo180Man
5 days ago

Greater London

I got her number….How’d ya like them apples?!

Good Will Hunting

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By *afe and shavenCouple
5 days ago

Ipswich

Whatever he's payin' you, it aint enough.

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By *histle do nicely OP Man
4 days ago

Glasgow South

Freedom!

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By *ORDERMANMan
4 days ago

wrexham(south)

It's as good as it gets

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By *mmy LouiseTV/TS
4 days ago

Gainsborough

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.” – Roy Batty

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By *ustincredible69Man
4 days ago

drumoak

"On any other day that would look strange"

- nicolas cage

con air

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By *W72Man
4 days ago

Sheffield

I’m your Huckleberry.

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By *W72Man
4 days ago

Sheffield

""Your best, losers always whine about their best.

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

SC - The Rock

So many great quotes in that film "

Have you seen the whole conspiracy theory that the Character is James Bond (apparently imprisoned on later life). There’s timelines and other information that fits-but it is from T’internet !!

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By *weetHotwifeCouple
4 days ago

Northampton

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration don't fail me now

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By *weetHotwifeCouple
4 days ago

Northampton

Those cops have got SCMODS. State County Municipal Offender Data System

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By *ete hMan
4 days ago

Penzance

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Best thing about that was that Rutger Hauer rewrote the original script the night before and Ridley Scott agreed to keep it in as it was soooooooo well delivered

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By *ampire69Man
4 days ago

Birmingham West Midlands

Jawes Film

i think we are going to need a bigger boat !

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
4 days ago

Rugby

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

The Usual Suspects

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By *rightonsteveMan
4 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“I’m back! Back from the future!”

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
4 days ago

Rugby

I’m having an old friend for dinner.

The Silence of the Lambs.

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By *apt peteMan
4 days ago

Peterborough

Your not the messiah.

Your a very naughty boy.

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 days ago

Shrewsbury

"I’m having an old friend for dinner.

The Silence of the Lambs."

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

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By *ambsclassicMan
4 days ago

Cambridge

Vodka Martini ...

Shaken or Stirred? ...

... Do I look like I give a damn?

Danial Craig in Casino Royale

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