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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

Last one got full

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

He didn't have room for any more

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By *r Black 85Man
7 days ago

nottingham

He only has a small space 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He only has a small space 😎😎😎😎😎"

My legs arnt thic enough

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

I'm watching the tennis 🎾

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

He can't be serious?

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By *peedyGMan
7 days ago

Telford


"He can't be serious?"

Im never serious

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

He goofs around too much

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
7 days ago

Hatfield

[Removed by poster at 13/07/25 15:16:34]

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By *searchingMan
7 days ago

hmmm


"[Removed by poster at 13/07/25 15:16:34]"

He was removed by poster

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
7 days ago

Hatfield


"He goofs around too much"

He doesn’t like goofers

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By *ysteryman6998Man
7 days ago

essex

She told me ‘your cock is too perfect for me’

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By *peedyGMan
7 days ago

Telford


"She told me ‘your cock is too perfect for me’ "

My eyes are full of water from the Jota tribute

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By *att71Man
7 days ago

RWB

I just cant be assed today...

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By *ysteryman6998Man
7 days ago

essex


"She told me ‘your cock is too perfect for me’

My eyes are full of water from the Jota tribute "

Weird

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By *peedyGMan
7 days ago

Telford


"She told me ‘your cock is too perfect for me’

My eyes are full of water from the Jota tribute

Weird "

Back at you

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By *peedyGMan
7 days ago

Telford


"I just cant be assed today..."

He's not in the mood

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣

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By *peedyGMan
7 days ago

Telford


"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣"

My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂

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By *ondiego85Man
7 days ago

nottingham


"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣

My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂"

I need shaved smooth people

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
7 days ago

Wolverhampton


"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣

My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂

I need shaved smooth people "

He doesn't like it rough 😂

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 days ago

Dunfermline


"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣

My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂

I need shaved smooth people

He doesn't like it rough 😂"

You're far away 🤓

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By *eeper ThanMan
7 days ago

Dartford


"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣

My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂

I need shaved smooth people

He doesn't like it rough 😂"

I’ve just had a trim up

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By *peedyGMan
7 days ago

Telford


"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣

My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂

I need shaved smooth people

He doesn't like it rough 😂

I’ve just had a trim up"

I'm giving the guys the wrong idea 😂

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By *ondiego85Man
7 days ago

nottingham


"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣

My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂

I need shaved smooth people

He doesn't like it rough 😂

I’ve just had a trim up

I'm giving the guys the wrong idea 😂"

He’s a fantasist

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's a realist

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By *lderbiguyMan
7 days ago

Peterhead

As tight as a ducks ass

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By *uitedandbuffedMan
7 days ago

England

I'm busy tanning up lol

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
7 days ago

near you


"I'm busy tanning up lol"

He’s too busy getting a sun tan

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

They prefer the shade

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By *itishguy30Man
7 days ago

Belfast

Tried to offer me a doughnut with my coffee but I’ve seen where they’ve been

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"They prefer the shade "

He’s a bit shady

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By *peedyGMan
7 days ago

Telford


"They prefer the shade

He’s a bit shady "

He prefers to play solo

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"They prefer the shade

He’s a bit shady

He prefers to play solo"

Im playing solo too

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

She's too busy strumming her harp

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"She's too busy strumming her harp"

He doesnt like the tunes i play on my harp

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
7 days ago

near you


"She's too busy strumming her harp

He doesnt like the tunes i play on my harp "

She only plays the harp and banjo string

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

I'd rather pluck your harp myself

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"I'd rather pluck your harp myself"

Hes plucking her harp

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By *att71Man
7 days ago

RWB


"I'd rather pluck your harp myself

Hes plucking her harp "

fiddling with her strings

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"I'd rather pluck your harp myself

Hes plucking her harp

fiddling with her strings "

He's pulling on her tampon strings

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"I'd rather pluck your harp myself

Hes plucking her harp

fiddling with her strings

He's pulling on her tampon strings"

He takes it too far 🤣🤢

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'd rather pluck your harp myself

Hes plucking her harp

fiddling with her strings

He's pulling on her tampon strings

He takes it too far 🤣🤢"

I've got the horn for blue 😉😉

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"I'd rather pluck your harp myself

Hes plucking her harp

fiddling with her strings

He's pulling on her tampon strings

He takes it too far 🤣🤢

I've got the horn for blue 😉😉"

Ive got the horn for the minion

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I'd rather pluck your harp myself

Hes plucking her harp

fiddling with her strings

He's pulling on her tampon strings

He takes it too far 🤣🤢

I've got the horn for blue 😉😉

Ive got the horn for the minion "

Need someone to blow my horn

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By *fffunCouple
7 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

I only like to toot my own horn

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By *armite 500Man
7 days ago

Darlington


"I'd rather pluck your harp myself

Hes plucking her harp

fiddling with her strings

He's pulling on her tampon strings

He takes it too far 🤣🤢

I've got the horn for blue 😉😉

Ive got the horn for the minion

Need someone to blow my horn"

I’m not blowing any horn

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's not a musician

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 13/07/25 17:00:53]

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's not a musician"

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

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By *searchingMan
7 days ago

hmmm


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle"

I can’t quite reach from here!

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!"

He’s got stumpy arms

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
7 days ago

stanley


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms"

He’s a Star Wars movie

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie "

He is too "judgy"

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By *searchingMan
7 days ago

hmmm


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy" "

No buts

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By *eyedwillyMan
7 days ago

Bedford

My cock is in a mood with me

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By *r Bond.Man
7 days ago

Moving Around the Midlands

I prefer 2 eyes

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's currently watching "For Yours Eyes Only"

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
7 days ago

stanley


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy" "

Disrobe me then

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then "

Rule breaker!

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker! "

He is explaining the rules to the judge

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge"

The judge is not above the rules

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules "

Hes a law unto himself

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By *rown.studMan
7 days ago

Thornaby


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself "

She won’t let me break the rules

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself "

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line! "

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅"

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol"

He's trying to trick us!

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By *rown.studMan
7 days ago

Thornaby


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!"

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly "

Ive eaten my lolly already

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already "

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
7 days ago

stanley


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on"

He’s a chocolate bar

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By *rown.studMan
7 days ago

Thornaby


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on"

She ate it so technically nothing to work with

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on

He’s a chocolate bar"

Im thinking about chocolate too much

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on

He’s a chocolate bar

Im thinking about chocolate too much "

She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on

He’s a chocolate bar

Im thinking about chocolate too much

She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo"

I only like non fantastic freddos

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By *rown.studMan
7 days ago

Thornaby


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on

He’s a chocolate bar

Im thinking about chocolate too much

She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo

I only like non fantastic freddos "

What’s better than brown chocolate 😂

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 13/07/25 17:47:38]

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on

He’s a chocolate bar

Im thinking about chocolate too much

She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo

I only like non fantastic freddos

What’s better than brown chocolate 😂"

Brown chocolate thighs 🥵

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By *FGIHMan
7 days ago

Chesterfield

Too achy after 20,000 steps yesterday in the heat

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By *rookedsmileMan
7 days ago

Derbyshire


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on

He’s a chocolate bar

Im thinking about chocolate too much

She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo

I only like non fantastic freddos

What’s better than brown chocolate 😂

Brown chocolate thighs 🥵"

I'm not a fan of the number 25.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on

He’s a chocolate bar

Im thinking about chocolate too much

She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo

I only like non fantastic freddos

What’s better than brown chocolate 😂

Brown chocolate thighs 🥵

I'm not a fan of the number 25.

"

He cares too much about numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on

He’s a chocolate bar

Im thinking about chocolate too much

She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo

I only like non fantastic freddos

What’s better than brown chocolate 😂

Brown chocolate thighs 🥵

I'm not a fan of the number 25.

He cares too much about numbers "

She's all about the alphabet

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's not a musician

Hes too busy playing the fiddle

I can’t quite reach from here!

He’s got stumpy arms

He’s a Star Wars movie

He is too "judgy"

Disrobe me then

Rule breaker!

He is explaining the rules to the judge

The judge is not above the rules

Hes a law unto himself

She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!

Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅

Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol

He's trying to trick us!

Won’t offer me an ice lolly

Ive eaten my lolly already

That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on

He’s a chocolate bar

Im thinking about chocolate too much

She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo

I only like non fantastic freddos

What’s better than brown chocolate 😂

Brown chocolate thighs 🥵

I'm not a fan of the number 25.

He cares too much about numbers

She's all about the alphabet"

He doesn’t like her word play

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By *r Bond.Man
7 days ago

Moving Around the Midlands

I’m eating a flake

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"I’m eating a flake"

He doesn't know his chocolate bars

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"I’m eating a flake

He doesn't know his chocolate bars "

Ive already had a freddo today

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury


"I’m eating a flake

He doesn't know his chocolate bars

Ive already had a freddo today "

She's got melted chocolate all over her face

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"I’m eating a flake

He doesn't know his chocolate bars

Ive already had a freddo today

She's got melted chocolate all over her face "

Hes a wizzard id be scared he put a spell on me 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"I’m eating a flake

He doesn't know his chocolate bars

Ive already had a freddo today

She's got melted chocolate all over her face

Hes a wizzard id be scared he put a spell on me 🤣"

I've read what she wants folk to dress their cocks up as

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 13/07/25 19:06:00]

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury


"I’m eating a flake

He doesn't know his chocolate bars

Ive already had a freddo today

She's got melted chocolate all over her face

Hes a wizzard id be scared he put a spell on me 🤣

I've read what she wants folk to dress their cocks up as"

My cock is too inky

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"I’m eating a flake

He doesn't know his chocolate bars

Ive already had a freddo today

She's got melted chocolate all over her face

Hes a wizzard id be scared he put a spell on me 🤣

I've read what she wants folk to dress their cocks up as"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he wont try it for me

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By *rown.studMan
7 days ago

Thornaby


"I’m eating a flake

He doesn't know his chocolate bars

Ive already had a freddo today

She's got melted chocolate all over her face

Hes a wizzard id be scared he put a spell on me 🤣

I've read what she wants folk to dress their cocks up as

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he wont try it for me"

She went into hidding

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's bad at playing hide and seek

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour"

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs"

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷"

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣"

He wasn't invited

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By *ou only live onceMan
7 days ago

London


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣"

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 days ago

Woodley


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣"

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
7 days ago

Bristol


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛"

It would be you fucking me

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me "

He wants pegging and im not into that

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By *armite 500Man
7 days ago

Darlington


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me "

He needs to man up

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He wants pegging and im not into that"

She's only into pegs on the washing line

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 days ago

Woodley


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He needs to man up "

Youre too much for me to handle 😛

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He wants pegging and im not into that

She's only into pegs on the washing line"

Id rather hang you out to dry

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He needs to man up

Youre too much for me to handle 😛"

She can’t hold on to my handles

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He needs to man up

Youre too much for me to handle 😛

She can’t hold on to my handles "

He's a little teapot short and stout

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 days ago

Woodley


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He needs to man up

Youre too much for me to handle 😛

She can’t hold on to my handles "

His handles are too slippery

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He needs to man up

Youre too much for me to handle 😛

She can’t hold on to my handles

He's a little teapot short and stout"

Hes too busy singing

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By *peedyGMan
7 days ago

Telford


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He needs to man up

Youre too much for me to handle 😛

She can’t hold on to my handles

He's a little teapot short and stout

Hes too busy singing "

She's too mysterious atm

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He needs to man up

Youre too much for me to handle 😛

She can’t hold on to my handles

He's a little teapot short and stout

Hes too busy singing "

She won't lose herself to the music

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He needs to man up

Youre too much for me to handle 😛

She can’t hold on to my handles

He's a little teapot short and stout

Hes too busy singing

She won't lose herself to the music"

He wants me to get lost

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He needs to man up

Youre too much for me to handle 😛

She can’t hold on to my handles

He's a little teapot short and stout

Hes too busy singing

She won't lose herself to the music

He wants me to get lost "

She’s hiding in the shadows

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By *peedyGMan
7 days ago

Telford


"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour

Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs

She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷

I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣

She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣

He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛

It would be you fucking me

He needs to man up

Youre too much for me to handle 😛

She can’t hold on to my handles

He's a little teapot short and stout

Hes too busy singing

She won't lose herself to the music

He wants me to get lost

She’s hiding in the shadows "

He's afraid of the dark

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's a vampire

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By *ittleJohn5Man
7 days ago

Wickham Market

I don’t like donuts

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's a vampire "

He’s scared of being sucked

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By *r Black 85Man
7 days ago

nottingham


"He's a vampire "

He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's a vampire

He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎"

Were both hidden and would never find each other

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's a vampire

He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎

Were both hidden and would never find each other "

She only likes playing in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"He's a vampire

He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎

Were both hidden and would never find each other "

She's going to have to feel around

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's a vampire

He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎

Were both hidden and would never find each other

She's going to have to feel around "

I grabbed his freddo by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago


"He's a vampire

He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎

Were both hidden and would never find each other

She's going to have to feel around

I grabbed his freddo by accident "

She pretended she didn't mean to

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's a vampire

He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎

Were both hidden and would never find each other

She's going to have to feel around

I grabbed his freddo by accident

She pretended she didn't mean to "

Lucky it wasn’t his double decker

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By *ysteryman6998Man
7 days ago

essex


"He's a vampire

He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎

Were both hidden and would never find each other

She's going to have to feel around

I grabbed his freddo by accident "

If you grabbed my freddo it would melt.

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By *ysteryman6998Man
7 days ago

essex


"He's a vampire

He’s scared of being sucked "

For the record, I most certainly am absolutely not

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's a vampire

He’s scared of being sucked

For the record, I most certainly am absolutely not "

He protests too much lol

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 days ago

Woodley


"He's a vampire

He’s scared of being sucked

For the record, I most certainly am absolutely not

He protests too much lol"

He isn't into protesting

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's a vampire

He’s scared of being sucked

For the record, I most certainly am absolutely not

He protests too much lol

He isn't into protesting "

Im straight

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By *olo180Man
7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He's a vampire

He’s scared of being sucked

For the record, I most certainly am absolutely not

He protests too much lol

He isn't into protesting "

I’m not abstaining

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

He's stained his abs

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"He's stained his abs"

I cant think anymore

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm staying celibate

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By *r Black 85Man
7 days ago

nottingham


"I'm staying celibate "

I'm staying sober😎😎😎😎😎

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 days ago

Woodley


"I'm staying celibate "

I wouldn't want to tempt him out of celibacy

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

She's a temptress

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"She's a temptress"

He doesnt want to be tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

She busy tempting someone else

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By *rookedsmileMan
7 days ago

Derbyshire


"She busy tempting someone else "

You've shrunk but cost more.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"She busy tempting someone else

You've shrunk but cost more."

Hes a size queen

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By *r Black 85Man
7 days ago

nottingham


"She busy tempting someone else

You've shrunk but cost more.

Hes a size queen "

You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"She busy tempting someone else

You've shrunk but cost more.

Hes a size queen

You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸"

No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 days ago

Woodley


"She busy tempting someone else

You've shrunk but cost more.

Hes a size queen

You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸

No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣"

You make me wait for weeks

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

She's too impatient

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"She busy tempting someone else

You've shrunk but cost more.

Hes a size queen

You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸

No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣

You make me wait for weeks"

She demands satisfaction to the suspense 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"She busy tempting someone else

You've shrunk but cost more.

Hes a size queen

You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸

No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣

You make me wait for weeks

She demands satisfaction to the suspense 🤣🤣"

Hes saving himself for a few more weeks

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By *r Black 85Man
7 days ago

nottingham


"She busy tempting someone else

You've shrunk but cost more.

Hes a size queen

You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸

No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣

You make me wait for weeks

She demands satisfaction to the suspense 🤣🤣

Hes saving himself for a few more weeks "

I'm waiting till she comes out of hiding 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *5NyorksMan
7 days ago

.......

Counting to 10... coming ready or not..

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 days ago

Woodley


"She busy tempting someone else

You've shrunk but cost more.

Hes a size queen

You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸

No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣

You make me wait for weeks

She demands satisfaction to the suspense 🤣🤣

Hes saving himself for a few more weeks

I'm waiting till she comes out of hiding 😎😎😎😎😎"

He doesnt want to go seeking

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By *5NyorksMan
7 days ago

.......

Already out there... eyes peeled🤓

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓"

He cant find me

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By *peedyGMan
7 days ago

Telford


"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓

He cant find me "

Nobody can

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓

He cant find me "

I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜

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By *5NyorksMan
7 days ago

.......


"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓

He cant find me

I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜"

Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!!

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓

He cant find me

I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜

Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!!"

He cant find my house

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 days ago

Woodley


"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓

He cant find me

I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜

Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!!

He cant find my house"

Shes too busy hiding from all her admirers 😉

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
7 days ago

Hatfield


"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓

He cant find me

I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜

Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!!

He cant find my house"

She not at home ..

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By *r Black 85Man
7 days ago

nottingham


"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓

He cant find me

I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜

Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!!

He cant find my house"

I don't need directions 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *infullyObedientWoman
7 days ago

Woodley


"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓

He cant find me

I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜

Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!!

He cant find my house

I don't need directions 😎😎😎😎😎"

He skipped me for TT

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By *r Black 85Man
7 days ago

nottingham


"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓

He cant find me

I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜

Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!!

He cant find my house

I don't need directions 😎😎😎😎😎

He skipped me for TT"

Im blaming the time zone difference

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
7 days ago

Wolverhampton

He's another leap frog

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By *irmhandmancMan
7 days ago

Bolton

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By *irmhandmancMan
7 days ago

Bolton

I'd hope your hubby would like me to spank you before

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"I'd hope your hubby would like me to spank you before"

I like soft hands

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By *ildmanYorksMan
7 days ago

Doncaster


"I'd hope your hubby would like me to spank you before

I like soft hands "

I have soft hands and a hard cock!

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By *r Black 85Man
7 days ago

nottingham


"I'd hope your hubby would like me to spank you before

I like soft hands

I have soft hands and a hard cock!

"

He's too hard for me 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'd hope your hubby would like me to spank you before

I like soft hands

I have soft hands and a hard cock!

"

You clearly wank too much then 🤣🤣

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 days ago

Bolton

I'll do it for you x

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

They've got their hands full

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By *hickthighs25Woman
7 days ago

Stockton


"They've got their hands full"

He doesnt want to fill my hands

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By *aphunterMan
7 days ago

woking


"They've got their hands full"

I like my hands full of baps

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By *rown.studMan
7 days ago

Thornaby


"They've got their hands full

He doesnt want to fill my hands "

She can’t wrap her hands around me 🍆🤣

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
7 days ago

Bolton

I need somewhere to hang my towel....

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By *tr8MrEMan
7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"They've got their hands full

He doesnt want to fill my hands

She can’t wrap her hands around me 🍆🤣"

She left asbestos gloves at my house

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