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"I'm too sozzled 😵💫" So am i | |||
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"I'm too sozzled 😵💫 So am i" I like sober sex | |||
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"I'm too sozzled 😵💫 So am i I like sober sex" I just reapplied my suncream 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I'm too sozzled 😵💫 So am i I like sober sex" Sober sex is also good! | |||
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"I'm too sozzled 😵💫 So am i I like sober sex Sober sex is also good!" Hes off to look at baps up close | |||
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"I'm too sozzled 😵💫 So am i I like sober sex Sober sex is also good! Hes off to look at baps up close "  | |||
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"He's too focused on breasts" Guilty. But also bottoms.. | |||
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"He's too focused on breasts Guilty. But also bottoms.." I'm a legs man myself | |||
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"I'm more of a thigh man myself" Have you seen mine? | |||
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"As great as yours are. Not the ones I'm craving "Haha I'll give you that pal  | |||
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"As great as yours are. Not the ones I'm craving "He's not craving me | |||
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"As great as yours are. Not the ones I'm craving
He's not craving me"Im craving an ice bath | |||
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"As great as yours are. Not the ones I'm craving
He's not craving me
Im craving an ice bath "Too bad i'm in mine | |||
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"As great as yours are. Not the ones I'm craving
He's not craving me
Im craving an ice bath
Too bad i'm in mine"I’m still stuck in the last thread! | |||
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"As great as yours are. Not the ones I'm craving
He's not craving me
Im craving an ice bath
Too bad i'm in mine
I’m still stuck in the last thread!"Hes still under that blanket with his hood on | |||
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"As great as yours are. Not the ones I'm craving
He's not craving me
Im craving an ice bath
Too bad i'm in mine
I’m still stuck in the last thread!
Hes still under that blanket with his hood on "You left me there all lubed up, it’s too sloppy to get out! | |||
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"I'm too busy rubbing ice cubes all over Thickthighs25 🥵" I'm too busy watching you with frozen water... J x | |||
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"It's rude to stare "I'm blind sorry | |||
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"It's rude to stare "Hes to busy rubbing me | |||
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"It's rude to stare
Hes to busy rubbing me "Skipper | |||
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"It's rude to stare
Hes to busy rubbing me "… but it’ll cost you an hour of foreplay | |||
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"It's rude to stare
Hes to busy rubbing me
… but it’ll cost you an hour of foreplay "He has too many rules | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy "We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊 | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊"I don’t fuck fab-criminals  | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊"He's got my back and she doesn't like it | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it"Hes too busy bumming salopian | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian"Jealous im not bumming her | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian"Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎"Im already in the butterfly position | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position"No hammer today | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today "Hes not john holmes and thats what im after | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today
Hes not john holmes and thats what im after "I'm not john Holmes either | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today
Hes not john holmes and thats what im after
I'm not john Holmes either "I’m too busy trying to get the real John Holmes to please stand up | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today
Hes not john holmes and thats what im after
I'm not john Holmes either
I’m too busy trying to get the real John Holmes to please stand up "He thinks John Holmes is Slim Shady | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today
Hes not john holmes and thats what im after
I'm not john Holmes either
I’m too busy trying to get the real John Holmes to please stand up
He thinks John Holmes is Slim Shady "I’m Spartacus | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today
Hes not john holmes and thats what im after
I'm not john Holmes either
I’m too busy trying to get the real John Holmes to please stand up
He thinks John Holmes is Slim Shady
I’m Spartacus "I'm more Lexington Steele 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today
Hes not john holmes and thats what im after
I'm not john Holmes either
I’m too busy trying to get the real John Holmes to please stand up
He thinks John Holmes is Slim Shady
I’m Spartacus
I'm more Lexington Steele 😎😎😎😎😎"We might all be schizophrenic , and if we are, are we fucking ourselves | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today
Hes not john holmes and thats what im after
I'm not john Holmes either
I’m too busy trying to get the real John Holmes to please stand up
He thinks John Holmes is Slim Shady
I’m Spartacus
I'm more Lexington Steele 😎😎😎😎😎"Remington Steele* | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today
Hes not john holmes and thats what im after
I'm not john Holmes either
I’m too busy trying to get the real John Holmes to please stand up
He thinks John Holmes is Slim Shady
I’m Spartacus
I'm more Lexington Steele 😎😎😎😎😎
Remington Steele*"Id rather ron jeremy 😎 | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today
Hes not john holmes and thats what im after
I'm not john Holmes either
I’m too busy trying to get the real John Holmes to please stand up
He thinks John Holmes is Slim Shady
I’m Spartacus
I'm more Lexington Steele 😎😎😎😎😎
Remington Steele*
Id rather ron jeremy 😎"I’m more Ronnie Corbett | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today
Hes not john holmes and thats what im after
I'm not john Holmes either
I’m too busy trying to get the real John Holmes to please stand up
He thinks John Holmes is Slim Shady
I’m Spartacus
I'm more Lexington Steele 😎😎😎😎😎
Remington Steele*
Id rather ron jeremy 😎"I’m built like Ron Jeremy but not as endowed  | |||
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"She's a rule breaker and she skipped over Speedy
We sent at the same time ... and your too busy sticking up for him 🫵👊
He's got my back and she doesn't like it
Hes too busy bumming salopian
Does she know how to butterfly😎😎😎😎😎
Im already in the butterfly position
No hammer today
Hes not john holmes and thats what im after
I'm not john Holmes either
I’m too busy trying to get the real John Holmes to please stand up
He thinks John Holmes is Slim Shady
I’m Spartacus
I'm more Lexington Steele 😎😎😎😎😎
Remington Steele*
Id rather ron jeremy 😎
I’m built like Ron Jeremy but not as endowed "🤣🤣🤣🤣 youll do !! | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂" He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access " He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣" It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂" Hes calling me a pros titute 👊 | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 Hes calling me a pros titute 👊" It's very hot will a lick do? Xx | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 Hes calling me a pros titute 👊" I don’t want to have to pay for it …😂 | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 Hes calling me a pros titute 👊" You'd probably get addicted to girl dick and that's a kink I'm not sure you're ready for  | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 Hes calling me a pros titute 👊 You'd probably get addicted to girl dick and that's a kink I'm not sure you're ready for "She thinks i wouldnt 👅 | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 Hes calling me a pros titute 👊 You'd probably get addicted to girl dick and that's a kink I'm not sure you're ready for
She thinks i wouldnt 👅"She's been turned | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 Hes calling me a pros titute 👊 You'd probably get addicted to girl dick and that's a kink I'm not sure you're ready for
She thinks i wouldnt 👅
She's been turned "I’m watching what’s unfolding over there | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 Hes calling me a pros titute 👊 You'd probably get addicted to girl dick and that's a kink I'm not sure you're ready for
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 Hes calling me a pros titute 👊 You'd probably get addicted to girl dick and that's a kink I'm not sure you're ready for
She thinks i wouldnt 👅
She's been turned
I’m watching what’s unfolding over there "Oh... me too 😂 | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 Hes calling me a pros titute 👊 You'd probably get addicted to girl dick and that's a kink I'm not sure you're ready for
She thinks i wouldnt 👅
She's been turned
I’m watching what’s unfolding over there "Hes too busy looking elsewhere | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 Hes calling me a pros titute 👊 You'd probably get addicted to girl dick and that's a kink I'm not sure you're ready for
She thinks i wouldnt 👅
She's been turned
I’m watching what’s unfolding over there
Hes too busy looking elsewhere "You can join us if you wish, juicy tits | |||
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"I can’t, there’s a star shape thing in the way of your fanny! 🥲 otherwise I’m all over it! 😂 He doesn’t know it’s pornstar only access He called it a fanny its game over now 🤣 It’s better than some of the other words, and I stick to my morals ….ya harlot 😜😂 Hes calling me a pros titute 👊 You'd probably get addicted to girl dick and that's a kink I'm not sure you're ready for
She thinks i wouldnt 👅
She's been turned
I’m watching what’s unfolding over there
Hes too busy looking elsewhere "I’m just happy enjoying my popcorn 🍿 | |||
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"Shower with baby oil pushing up against her mmmm" Hes too busy showering dissolved with baby oil | |||
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"Shower with baby oil pushing up against her mmmm Hes too busy showering dissolved with baby oil " I’ve just cum…. | |||
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"Shower with baby oil pushing up against her mmmm Hes too busy showering dissolved with baby oil I’ve just cum…." Speak for yourself 🤣 | |||
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"Shower with baby oil pushing up against her mmmm Hes too busy showering dissolved with baby oil I’ve just cum…. Speak for yourself 🤣" Hes speaking for himself | |||
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"Shower with baby oil pushing up against her mmmm Hes too busy showering dissolved with baby oil I’ve just cum…. Speak for yourself 🤣 Hes speaking for himself " I’m trying to get myself ready for round 2! Ron Jeremy has nothing on me! 😂 | |||
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"Shower with baby oil pushing up against her mmmm Hes too busy showering dissolved with baby oil I’ve just cum…. Speak for yourself 🤣 Hes speaking for himself I’m trying to get myself ready for round 2! Ron Jeremy has nothing on me! 😂" He couldnt afford me | |||
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"She's priceless" You’re skint | |||
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"She's priceless You’re skint" Hes ignorant | |||
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"She's priceless You’re skint Hes ignorant " I don’t mess with no gold diggers 😎🤣 | |||
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"She's priceless You’re skint Hes ignorant I don’t mess with no gold diggers 😎🤣" I dont mess with hairy hammers 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"She's priceless You’re skint Hes ignorant I don’t mess with no gold diggers 😎🤣 I dont mess with hairy hammers 🤣🤣🤣" I'm too hairy for her 😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"I'm eating cheese on toast " I don’t want crumbs in my bed | |||
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"I'm eating cheese on toast I don’t want crumbs in my bed" Hes super ignorant | |||
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"I'm eating cheese on toast I don’t want crumbs in my bed" Im grabbing my dust buster | |||
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"I'm eating cheese on toast I don’t want crumbs in my bed Im grabbing my dust buster " Looks like we’re all going cleaning instead | |||
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"I'm eating cheese on toast I don’t want crumbs in my bed Im grabbing my dust buster Looks like we’re all going cleaning instead " Hes hoovering | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking " He cant take the heat | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat " I’m going to bed …..coming? | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? " Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭 | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭" She thinks she's too slick😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"I'm too sniffed up 🤣" Washing my hair | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭" Fancy dad bods? | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭 Fancy dad bods? He skips tut tut " Always got a skip in my step, just to make my mum wobble slightly, tap tap 😘 | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭 Fancy dad bods? He skips tut tut Always got a skip in my step, just to make my mum wobble slightly, tap tap 😘" I’m weirded out 😳 | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭 Fancy dad bods? He skips tut tut Always got a skip in my step, just to make my mum wobble slightly, tap tap 😘" fUCKInG BAD TYPo!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 “Bum Wobble” ffs , don’t start mum jokes 😳 | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭 Fancy dad bods? He skips tut tut Always got a skip in my step, just to make my mum wobble slightly, tap tap 😘 I’m weirded out 😳 🤢 🤣" I'm getting lost in the thread I can't keep up 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭 Fancy dad bods? He skips tut tut Always got a skip in my step, just to make my mum wobble slightly, tap tap 😘 I’m weirded out 😳 🤢 🤣 I'm getting lost in the thread I can't keep up 😎😎😎😎😎" You dont wanna know its questionable not for your lovely eyes to see 🤣🤣 | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭 Fancy dad bods? He skips tut tut Always got a skip in my step, just to make my mum wobble slightly, tap tap 😘 I’m weirded out 😳 🤢 🤣 I'm getting lost in the thread I can't keep up 😎😎😎😎😎" Glad you didn’t pick what I ACCIDENTALLY said about my mum, seriously feel sick now | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭 Fancy dad bods? He skips tut tut Always got a skip in my step, just to make my mum wobble slightly, tap tap 😘 I’m weirded out 😳 🤢 🤣 I'm getting lost in the thread I can't keep up 😎😎😎😎😎 Glad you didn’t pick what I ACCIDENTALLY said about my mum, seriously feel sick now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭 Fancy dad bods? He skips tut tut Always got a skip in my step, just to make my mum wobble slightly, tap tap 😘 I’m weirded out 😳 🤢 🤣 I'm getting lost in the thread I can't keep up 😎😎😎😎😎 Glad you didn’t pick what I ACCIDENTALLY said about my mum, seriously feel sick now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" Reach for the wine, breath, stay grounded, think of Baps…the world is a better place…🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭 Fancy dad bods? He skips tut tut Always got a skip in my step, just to make my mum wobble slightly, tap tap 😘 I’m weirded out 😳 🤢 🤣 I'm getting lost in the thread I can't keep up 😎😎😎😎😎 Glad you didn’t pick what I ACCIDENTALLY said about my mum, seriously feel sick now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" Well back to our regularly scheduled programming I'm not sure if she knows how to bogle😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"It's just to dam hot for fucking He cant take the heat I’m going to bed …..coming? Another Dad bod... sigh... 😉🤭 Fancy dad bods? He skips tut tut Always got a skip in my step, just to make my mum wobble slightly, tap tap 😘 I’m weirded out 😳 🤢 🤣 I'm getting lost in the thread I can't keep up 😎😎😎😎😎 Glad you didn’t pick what I ACCIDENTALLY said about my mum, seriously feel sick now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well back to our regularly scheduled programming I'm not sure if she knows how to bogle😎😎😎😎😎" So glad she doesn’t know how to bogle, phew! | |||
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"Prefers bogle to Boggle" Doesn’t know how they get the fig into the fig roll | |||
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"Stay focussed! 😆" He focuses too much | |||
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"I think your already fucked" I thought you were already spent 😆 | |||
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"I think your already fucked I thought you were already spent 😆" He thinks too much | |||
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"I think your already fucked I thought you were already spent 😆 He thinks too much" About baps… | |||
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"I think your already fucked I thought you were already spent 😆 He thinks too much About baps…" I don’t own any  | |||
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"He's too busy in the bakery " I'm in the cafe opposite | |||
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"I'm still in the cafe and eating a donut" I'm worn out from trying to ride thickthighs | |||
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"He's not budging from the fucking café " He's getting angry with me | |||
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"He's not budging from the fucking café He's getting angry with me" It's all getting too serious for me 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"He's too laid back" Prefer my donuts with a filling | |||
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"He's too laid back Prefer my donuts with a filling " That's not cream in his donuts | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics " Hes melting | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting" She's melting me | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting" She's still half asleep | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep " Hes hid in my house watching me | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me" Shit she caught me | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me" Hes been locked up | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me Hes been locked up" She likes padlocks | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me Hes been locked up She likes padlocks " Dreadlocks anybody 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me Hes been locked up She likes padlocks Dreadlocks anybody 😎😎😎😎😎" Hes got better hair than me | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me Hes been locked up She likes padlocks Dreadlocks anybody 😎😎😎😎😎 Hes got better hair than me " I prefer baps… | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me Hes been locked up She likes padlocks Dreadlocks anybody 😎😎😎😎😎 Hes got better hair than me I prefer baps…" He doesnt like my baps | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me Hes been locked up She likes padlocks Dreadlocks anybody 😎😎😎😎😎 Hes got better hair than me I prefer baps… He doesnt like my baps " Her baps aren't thicc enough for me to wrap my long locks all the way round 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me Hes been locked up She likes padlocks Dreadlocks anybody 😎😎😎😎😎 Hes got better hair than me I prefer baps… He doesnt like my baps Her baps aren't thicc enough for me to wrap my long locks all the way round 😎😎😎😎😎" Don’t fancy a bap, but I would love a wrap | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me Hes been locked up She likes padlocks Dreadlocks anybody 😎😎😎😎😎 Hes got better hair than me I prefer baps… He doesnt like my baps Her baps aren't thicc enough for me to wrap my long locks all the way round 😎😎😎😎😎 Don’t fancy a bap, but I would love a wrap" He's thinking of Subway | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me Hes been locked up She likes padlocks Dreadlocks anybody 😎😎😎😎😎 Hes got better hair than me I prefer baps… He doesnt like my baps Her baps aren't thicc enough for me to wrap my long locks all the way round 😎😎😎😎😎 Don’t fancy a bap, but I would love a wrap He's thinking of Subway " I prefer a greggs in the morning | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me Hes been locked up She likes padlocks Dreadlocks anybody 😎😎😎😎😎 Hes got better hair than me I prefer baps… He doesnt like my baps Her baps aren't thicc enough for me to wrap my long locks all the way round 😎😎😎😎😎 Don’t fancy a bap, but I would love a wrap He's thinking of Subway I prefer a greggs in the morning " Cba to go to greggs  | |||
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"He's too busy Fabbing his own pics Hes melting She's still half asleep Hes hid in my house watching me Shit she caught me Hes been locked up She likes padlocks Dreadlocks anybody 😎😎😎😎😎 Hes got better hair than me I prefer baps… He doesnt like my baps Her baps aren't thicc enough for me to wrap my long locks all the way round 😎😎😎😎😎 Don’t fancy a bap, but I would love a wrap He's thinking of Subway I prefer a greggs in the morning Cba to go to greggs "Im moisturising | |||
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"He’s not moist enough" In this heat I'm a puddle of moist | |||
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"He’s not moist enough In this heat I'm a puddle of moist" Not the kind of moist i had in mind | |||
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"He’s not moist enough In this heat I'm a puddle of moist Not the kind of moist i had in mind" I'm too moist | |||
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"He’s not moist enough In this heat I'm a puddle of moist Not the kind of moist i had in mind I'm too moist " She’s straight 😭 | |||
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"He's too kind ☝️" Them two are still making me 🤢 | |||
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"He's too kind ☝️ Them two are still making me 🤢" She's jealous 😉 | |||
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"He's too kind ☝️ Them two are still making me 🤢 She's jealous 😉" I jealous of you bumming salopian | |||
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"He's too kind ☝️ Them two are still making me 🤢 She's jealous 😉 I jealous of you bumming salopian" She’s the jealous type | |||
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"He's too kind ☝️ Them two are still making me 🤢 She's jealous 😉 I jealous of you bumming salopian" I would but .......... shit i am no good at this game 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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