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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Version 9.999d

Apparently Mr Black is the go to here

Best always wins a prize...🤣🤣

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham

I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *olo180Man
1 week ago

Blackpool / London


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎"

Blinded by his aura

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Blinded by his aura "

He prefers to be solo

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By *olo180Man
1 week ago

Blackpool / London


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Blinded by his aura

He prefers to be solo "

She prefers to be Chewsie….

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎"

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣"

Still cant stick to his own rules

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By *olo180Man
1 week ago

Blackpool / London


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules "

She doesn’t like rule breakers

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers "

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker "

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎"

He prefers the dominant type

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By *ikesEmBigMan
1 week ago

Herts


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type"

I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads "

He's too sick

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick "

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎"

I need a lurve doctorrrrr

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By *ikesEmBigMan
1 week ago

Herts


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎

I need a lurve doctorrrrr"

I make house calls

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By *olo180Man
1 week ago

Blackpool / London


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎

I need a lurve doctorrrrr

I make house calls"

He pretends to sound like a house

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎

I need a lurve doctorrrrr

I make house calls

He pretends to sound like a house "

Im riding solo

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By *olo180Man
1 week ago

Blackpool / London


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎

I need a lurve doctorrrrr

I make house calls

He pretends to sound like a house

Im riding solo "

If only….lol

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

I can’t be bothered

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham


"I can’t be bothered "

She can't be bothered 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"I can’t be bothered

She can't be bothered 😎😎😎😎😎"

Im not interested

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By *exyInLatinMan
1 week ago

Warsop


"I can’t be bothered

She can't be bothered 😎😎😎😎😎

Im not interested "

He’s too fast

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"I can’t be bothered

She can't be bothered 😎😎😎😎😎

Im not interested

He’s too fast"

He's not fast enough

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By *exyInLatinMan
1 week ago

Warsop


"I can’t be bothered

She can't be bothered 😎😎😎😎😎

Im not interested

He’s too fast

He's not fast enough "

I’m a lightweight 🤣

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

He can’t keep up

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"He can’t keep up"

She's too sinful

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

He can’t handle sinful

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......


"He can’t handle sinful"

Working out how to handle sinful

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful"

He has to work it out so i cba

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful

He has to work it out so i cba "

She cba so im off to bed

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful

He has to work it out so i cba

She cba so im off to bed"

Hed rather sleep

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By *exyInLatinMan
1 week ago

Warsop


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful

He has to work it out so i cba

She cba so im off to bed"

No1 can be arsed….worst.gangbang.ever

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By *RWoodyCouple
1 week ago

Lincolnshire


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful

He has to work it out so i cba

She cba so im off to bed"

We're in separate beds so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 week ago

Bristol


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful

He has to work it out so i cba

She cba so im off to bed

We're in separate beds so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x"

I prefer a Cumberland

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton

I prefer john holmes

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 week ago

Bristol


"I prefer john holmes "

You have quality taste 🧐🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I prefer john holmes

You have quality taste 🧐🤣"

🤣🤣🤣 and ron jeremy on sundays

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"I prefer john holmes

You have quality taste 🧐🤣

🤣🤣🤣 and ron jeremy on sundays "

Everyone is sleeping I guess

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Shrewsbury

You're awake past your bedtime

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I prefer john holmes

You have quality taste 🧐🤣

🤣🤣🤣 and ron jeremy on sundays

Everyone is sleeping I guess "

He wants people to be asleep and im not into that

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Shrewsbury

She's a night owl

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By *RWoodyCouple
1 week ago

Lincolnshire


"She's a night owl"

He's out bird watching.

J x

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x"

She needs binoculars to see

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see"

Im stuck to his tip

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip"

Likes gorilla glue

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip

Likes gorilla glue "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 steady on king kong

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip

Likes gorilla glue

😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 steady on king kong "

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip

Likes gorilla glue

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 steady on king kong "

She’s into Ape sex

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip

Likes gorilla glue

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 steady on king kong

She’s into Ape sex"

He always takes it too far

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip

Likes gorilla glue

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 steady on king kong

She’s into Ape sex"

Always at the zoo

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham

No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎"

Hes too busy being cool

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool "

Can’t handle the coolness

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness"

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits "

Only donna 👌😂

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits "

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough

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By *ikesEmBigMan
1 week ago

Herts


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough "

the only Donna I like is a kebab

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab"

Hed munch my kebab

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab"

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way "

He doesnt like it spicy

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy"

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg "

Hes bullying me

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By *implyStu14Man
1 week ago

South of Neverland

I found the wrong what 3 words...

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me "

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl

Too sensitive

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me "

She’s too easily bullied

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied "

You neednt start either

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either"

Can’t understand what she’s after

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either

Can’t understand what she’s after"

Too indecisive

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh a bit of bite 😉😉

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either

Can’t understand what she’s after"

Nothing you pack of bullies

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either

Can’t understand what she’s after

Nothing you pack of bullies "

She can’t handle soft bullying

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either

Can’t understand what she’s after

Nothing you pack of bullies "

I think we all know different…. 😉

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham

Is too confused by all the goings on in the thread😎😎😎😎😎

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl

Need to make it up to someone 🥺

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By *gent CoulsonMan
1 week ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Im in the middle of getting my pubes dyed and permed

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

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By *tickytip44Man
1 week ago

rhyl


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣"

😂😂😂got the all clear

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

😂😂😂got the all clear "

Sounds contagious...is it a COVID thing 🤣🤣

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

😂😂😂got the all clear

Sounds contagious...is it a COVID thing 🤣🤣"

New strain!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

😂😂😂got the all clear

Sounds contagious...is it a COVID thing 🤣🤣

New strain! "

Wanking too much?

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

😂😂😂got the all clear

Sounds contagious...is it a COVID thing 🤣🤣

New strain!

Wanking too much?"

Only prognosis….

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By *ikesEmBigMan
1 week ago

Herts


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

😂😂😂got the all clear

Sounds contagious...is it a COVID thing 🤣🤣

New strain!

Wanking too much?

Only prognosis…."

he's a wanker

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By *zami89Man
1 week ago

Stockton-on-Tees

It looks like a punched in waffle

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By *ikesEmBigMan
1 week ago

Herts


"It looks like a punched in waffle"
he wipes his cock on the curtains

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham

He's too rude😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby

He’s too cool

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By *ikesEmBigMan
1 week ago

Herts


"He’s too cool "
he looks to good in a suit and I hate competition

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By *infullyObedientWoman
1 week ago

Woodley

He doesnt like a bit of competition 😝

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby

Won’t be able to do anything as I’ll get lost in those big 👀

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By *eavy_cummer2023Man
1 week ago

London/Cambridge


"Won’t be able to do anything as I’ll get lost in those big 👀"

But... Your a man 😂

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By *atwick_CougarWoman
1 week ago

Unknown

But you are far away x

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By *helamontsCouple
1 week ago

Edinburgh

Still eating breakfast here ...

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By *dnxyzMan
1 week ago

LondonX

Someone is already inside

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By *adybonersirlongswordCouple
1 week ago

EAST GRINSTEAD

[Removed by poster at 10/07/25 08:15:04]

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"[Removed by poster at 10/07/25 08:15:04]"

The can’t think of anything

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By *andyboyukMan
1 week ago

Bedford

I need you to kiss my cock with your tonsils first.

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

I have a sore throat so no

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By *ai24Man
1 week ago

Town

It’s too hot and my Crocs have no grip left on them.

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By *olo180Man
1 week ago

Blackpool / London


"It’s too hot and my Crocs have no grip left on them. "

He wears Crocs…enough said

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"It’s too hot and my Crocs have no grip left on them.

He wears Crocs…enough said "

Ive got a headache.

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham


"It’s too hot and my Crocs have no grip left on them.

He wears Crocs…enough said

Ive got a headache."

I might give her a concussion 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *olo180Man
1 week ago

Blackpool / London


"It’s too hot and my Crocs have no grip left on them.

He wears Crocs…enough said

Ive got a headache.

I might give her a concussion 😎😎😎😎😎"

God, he wants to knock her out 🤣

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
1 week ago

South Wales

I’m way too hot today to even consider it! Xx

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
1 week ago

Ryde

But my insurance won't cover the medical damage.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"But my insurance won't cover the medical damage."

Youd cause medical damage 🙊

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham


"But my insurance won't cover the medical damage.

Youd cause medical damage 🙊"

She doesn't want brain damage 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"But my insurance won't cover the medical damage.

Youd cause medical damage 🙊

She doesn't want brain damage 😎😎😎😎😎"

His brain is already damaged

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"But my insurance won't cover the medical damage.

Youd cause medical damage 🙊

She doesn't want brain damage 😎😎😎😎😎

His brain is already damaged "

This thread is a bit sick

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By *heekychap0661Man
1 week ago

margate

Anyone want to tell me what to do on telegram

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Anyone want to tell me what to do on telegram "

No .... and your on the wrong thread 😄

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"But my insurance won't cover the medical damage.

Youd cause medical damage 🙊

She doesn't want brain damage 😎😎😎😎😎

His brain is already damaged

This thread is a bit sick "

She’s not keeping us mannered

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By *edbath 5Man
1 week ago

london

I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
1 week ago

stanley


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again. "

He’s in bed or the bath, or both

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

He’s in bed or the bath, or both "

He is only funseeking in stanley

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By *ikesEmBigMan
1 week ago

Herts


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

He’s in bed or the bath, or both

He is only funseeking in stanley"

her thighs have low IQ

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

He’s in bed or the bath, or both

He is only funseeking in stanley

her thighs have low IQ"

He’s meeting on the basis of IQ and I’m at -10000

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
1 week ago

stanley


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

He’s in bed or the bath, or both

He is only funseeking in stanley"

Open to spreading my wings

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By *ein-guyMan
1 week ago

East Cowes


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

He’s in bed or the bath, or both

He is only funseeking in stanley

Open to spreading my wings "

I don't know what your bottom looks like!

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By *.hrisMan
1 week ago

Bath

He's too vein

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"He's too vein"

He probably thinks this thread is about him

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"He's too vein

He probably thinks this thread is about him "

I bet she thinks this thread is about her

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By *.hrisMan
1 week ago

Bath


"He's too vein

He probably thinks this thread is about him

I bet she thinks this thread is about her "

Because I'm trying to get to the person above him 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"He's too vein

He probably thinks this thread is about him

I bet she thinks this thread is about her

Because I'm trying to get to the person above him 🤷🏽‍♂️"

Aren’t we all……

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By *ein-guyMan
1 week ago

East Cowes

Because Thickthighs was to sprinkle me in sugar and spot me in the gym first

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......

Cause I seem to be locked out of the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

I've ran out of fucks to give

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"I've ran out of fucks to give "

He ran out

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I've ran out of fucks to give "

He gives no fucks and thats what im after ... some fucks

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......

Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂"

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎"

My hands are covered in chocolate

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

Chichester


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate "

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently "

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly"

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo"

Your obsessed with freddos

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By *attooboy100Man
1 week ago

Sedgley


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

Your obsessed with freddos "

She's not obsessed with freddos

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By *ondiego85Man
1 week ago

nottingham


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

Your obsessed with freddos

She's not obsessed with freddos"

He’s obsessed with tattoos

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

Your obsessed with freddos

She's not obsessed with freddos

He’s obsessed with tattoos"

He's not a fan of tattoos

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By *ein-guyMan
1 week ago

East Cowes


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

Your obsessed with freddos

She's not obsessed with freddos

He’s obsessed with tattoos

He's not a fan of tattoos "

I'm envious of his tattoos

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

Your obsessed with freddos

She's not obsessed with freddos

He’s obsessed with tattoos

He's not a fan of tattoos

I'm envious of his tattoos"

Discussing his envy

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By *our Party VampireMan
1 week ago

Barry

Hey all, just wanted to introduce myself here , not sure what the etiquette is here, But looking to make connections and fit into the community 🏰🦇🫦

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By *rMrs8790Couple
1 week ago

Southampton


"Hey all, just wanted to introduce myself here , not sure what the etiquette is here, But looking to make connections and fit into the community 🏰🦇🫦"

Blade beat me to you x

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By *rgoodnbadMan
1 week ago

greenock

Too far for pussy

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"Too far for pussy "

He's not willing to travel

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By *jamesipMan
1 week ago

yorkshire


"Too far for pussy

He's not willing to travel "

Your straight x

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Too far for pussy

He's not willing to travel

Your straight x"

Your not straight

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By *ondiego85Man
1 week ago

nottingham


"Too far for pussy

He's not willing to travel

Your straight x

Your not straight "

She won’t come for a bi mff or mmf

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By *wickers1Couple
1 week ago

Hounslow

A little too far..

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By *exyInLatinMan
1 week ago

Warsop


"A little too far.."

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it"

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

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By *uitedandbuffedMan
1 week ago

England


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎"

Your a dude

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude"

Im too busy doing other things to you

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By *.hrisMan
1 week ago

Bath


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude

Im too busy doing other things to you "

She's not interested anymore 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *uitedandbuffedMan
1 week ago

England


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude

Im too busy doing other things to you "

Like what?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude

Im too busy doing other things to you

Like what? "

It involves my tongue 🤷‍♀️

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude

Im too busy doing other things to you

She's not interested anymore 🤷🏽‍♂️"

He thinks im not interested anymore

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
1 week ago

Gloucester


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude

Im too busy doing other things to you

She's not interested anymore 🤷🏽‍♂️

He thinks im not interested anymore "

She’s interested in someone else

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......

Trying to be the one they're interested in

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in "

Tell him he is interesting

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By *isterBlondMan
1 week ago

weston


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting "

I might be too interesting

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting "

Hes too blonde for me

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me "

She's too gully for me😎😎😎😎😎

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By *entlemanJay39Man
1 week ago

Northampton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me "

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
1 week ago

South Wales


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫"

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄"

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x"

I've found my fucks but fear she's already full

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By *rMrs8790Couple
1 week ago

Southampton

[Removed by poster at 10/07/25 15:51:28]

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By *rMrs8790Couple
1 week ago

Southampton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x

I've found my fucks but fear she's already full"

Freddo prices aren't fantastic anymore x

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x

I've found my fucks but fear she's already full

Freddo prices aren't fantastic anymore x"

She can't afford 30p

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x

I've found my fucks but fear she's already full

Freddo prices aren't fantastic anymore x

She can't afford 30p"

He used all his fucks before me

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By *isterBlondMan
1 week ago

weston

Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x

I've found my fucks but fear she's already full

Freddo prices aren't fantastic anymore x

She can't afford 30p

He used all his fucks before me"

I can afford the fucks as no-one will buy my Freddos

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
1 week ago

South Wales


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks"

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx

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By *isterBlondMan
1 week ago

weston


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx "


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx "

Potential to consider this application, but not sure which shopping bag of fucks she’s got…

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By *rMrs8790Couple
1 week ago

Southampton


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx "

We keep going to the wrong shop x

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By *hickthighs25Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx "

Too busy buying fucks x

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
1 week ago

near you


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx "

I fear I would be judged on where I food shop

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