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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo" David 😎 | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎" To busy thinking about childhood tv | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv" I dont know who david is they speak of | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of" I thought you were David..! | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! " He thinks im a man | |||
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"I'm boycotting this thread..."Free Nelson" 🤣🤣" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep it goingggggggg | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man " I think you r guy an odd name | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name " I dont understand him | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him " I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂" Dude, get back on the OG thread...this one is now boycotted 🤣🤣 | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him " I’m driving and clearly can’t type properly | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂" Hes lost | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost" It has taken a few odd turns to be fair | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair " Im dave | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave " I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣 | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣" Thought he was straight | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣 Thought he was straight " You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣 | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣 Thought he was straight You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣" I knew it! | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣 Thought he was straight You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣 I knew it!" He's too busy partying | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣 Thought he was straight You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣 I knew it! He's too busy partying " I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣 Thought he was straight You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣 I knew it! He's too busy partying I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes an idiot | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣 Thought he was straight You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣 I knew it! He's too busy partying " Busy changing name 🤣 | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣 Thought he was straight You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣 I knew it! He's too busy partying I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes an idiot " Getting a permanent erection still counts as an allergy 🤣🤣 | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣 Thought he was straight You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣 I knew it! He's too busy partying I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes an idiot Getting a permanent erection still counts as an allergy 🤣🤣" His rod can’t bend 😂 | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣 Thought he was straight You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣 I knew it! He's too busy partying I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes an idiot Getting a permanent erection still counts as an allergy 🤣🤣 His rod can’t bend 😂" But, he hasn't got the strength to bend the rod 😬🤣 | |||
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"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex Gooooo David 😎 To busy thinking about childhood tv I dont know who david is they speak of I thought you were David..! He thinks im a man I think you r guy an odd name I dont understand him I don’t know where the thread is going 😂 Hes lost It has taken a few odd turns to be fair Im dave I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣 Thought he was straight You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣 I knew it! He's too busy partying I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes an idiot Getting a permanent erection still counts as an allergy 🤣🤣 His rod can’t bend 😂 But, he hasn't got the strength to bend the rod 😬🤣" Too much bending going on for me | |||
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"No time for talking with all this bending " He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod | |||
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"No time for talking with all this bending He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod" Hes just too bendy for me | |||
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"No time for talking with all this bending He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod Hes just too bendy for me " We haven’t got a date planned yet | |||
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"No time for talking with all this bending He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod Hes just too bendy for me We haven’t got a date planned yet" Only inyerested in his own journey... | |||
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"No time for talking with all this bending He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod Hes just too bendy for me We haven’t got a date planned yet Only inyerested in his own journey..." Your penis is locked away | |||
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"No time for talking with all this bending He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod Hes just too bendy for me We haven’t got a date planned yet Only inyerested in his own journey... Your penis is locked away " She's too busy picking locks 😏 | |||
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"No time for talking with all this bending He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod Hes just too bendy for me We haven’t got a date planned yet Only inyerested in his own journey... Your penis is locked away She's too busy picking locks 😏" Im too busy on all 4s | |||
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"Wondering what shes down there looking for" Tell him im looking for 46Nyorks | |||
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"I'm busy searching the profile 46Nyorks " Me too.... hoping it wasn't a typo🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm busy searching the profile 46Nyorks Me too.... hoping it wasn't a typo🤣🤣" Tell him it wasnt a typo 💪😈 | |||
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"I'm busy searching the profile 46Nyorks Me too.... hoping it wasn't a typo🤣🤣 Tell him it wasnt a typo 💪😈" Quickly finishing my lunch and grabbing my car keys🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm busy searching the profile 46Nyorks Me too.... hoping it wasn't a typo🤣🤣 Tell him it wasnt a typo 💪😈 Quickly finishing my lunch and grabbing my car keys🤣🤣" You dont need your lunch its here 👀 | |||
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"Busy checking out what's for lunch😛" Too busy feeding you | |||
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"It’s too hot" Im too sweaty | |||
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"I’m out of his league " Her egos too big | |||
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"Too many tattoos" He likes a blank canvas | |||
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"Too many tattoos He likes a blank canvas " Hes just got out of the shower and i wouldnt wanna make him dirty again | |||
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"Too many tattoos He likes a blank canvas Hes just got out of the shower and i wouldnt wanna make him dirty again" She won't get me dirty and join me for another shower | |||
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"Too many tattoos He likes a blank canvas Hes just got out of the shower and i wouldnt wanna make him dirty again She won't get me dirty and join me for another shower " You'll be in the shower with someone else... J x | |||
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"Too many tattoos He likes a blank canvas Hes just got out of the shower and i wouldnt wanna make him dirty again She won't get me dirty and join me for another shower You'll be in the shower with someone else... J x" I am away this weekend | |||
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"I'm only free at the weekend 😎😎😎😎😎" Can’t be arsed at the weekend | |||
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"I'm only free at the weekend 😎😎😎😎😎 Can’t be arsed at the weekend" He can never be arsed | |||
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"He cNt be arsed at the weekends " No buts.. | |||
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"I'm only free at the weekend 😎😎😎😎😎 Can’t be arsed at the weekend He can never be arsed " She never asks. ![]() | |||
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"He cNt be arsed at the weekends No buts.." BUT... im washing my hair | |||
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"He cNt be arsed at the weekends No buts.. BUT... im washing my hair " She is washing her hair. | |||
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"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich " Don't want egg yolk dripping on me | |||
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"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich " Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋 J x | |||
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"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋 J x" She would show me up with that bum x | |||
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"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋 J x She would show me up with that bum x" 😅 I don't bloody think so Mrs 😘 I'd be too conscious of my bum 😁 J xx | |||
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"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋 J x She would show me up with that bum x 😅 I don't bloody think so Mrs 😘 I'd be too conscious of my bum 😁 J xx " Too busy comparing bums | |||
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"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋 J x She would show me up with that bum x 😅 I don't bloody think so Mrs 😘 I'd be too conscious of my bum 😁 J xx " She's too conscious to show me her bum | |||
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"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋 J x She would show me up with that bum x 😅 I don't bloody think so Mrs 😘 I'd be too conscious of my bum 😁 J xx She's too conscious to show me her bum" He’s staring at her bum | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. " Im still comparing bums | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums " She’s too busy comparing 😁 | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums She’s too busy comparing 😁" He can’t wait a little | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums She’s too busy comparing 😁 He can’t wait a little " Im busy judging all the bums | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums She’s too busy comparing 😁 He can’t wait a little Im busy judging all the bums" I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs. J x | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums She’s too busy comparing 😁 He can’t wait a little Im busy judging all the bums I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs. J x" I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums She’s too busy comparing 😁 He can’t wait a little Im busy judging all the bums I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs. J x I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel " She can’t find her way in | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums She’s too busy comparing 😁 He can’t wait a little Im busy judging all the bums I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs. J x I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel She can’t find her way in " Not in this life sunshine ☀️ | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums She’s too busy comparing 😁 He can’t wait a little Im busy judging all the bums I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs. J x I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel She can’t find her way in Not in this life sunshine ☀️ " He’s too interested in the weather | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums She’s too busy comparing 😁 He can’t wait a little Im busy judging all the bums I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs. J x I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel She can’t find her way in Not in this life sunshine ☀️ He’s too interested in the weather " Shes at the wrong hotel | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums She’s too busy comparing 😁 He can’t wait a little Im busy judging all the bums I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs. J x I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel She can’t find her way in Not in this life sunshine ☀️ He’s too interested in the weather Shes at the wrong hotel " She went looking after her ![]() | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums She’s too busy comparing 😁 He can’t wait a little Im busy judging all the bums I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs. J x I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel She can’t find her way in Not in this life sunshine ☀️ He’s too interested in the weather Shes at the wrong hotel " She seems to have fallen over | |||
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"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. Im still comparing bums She’s too busy comparing 😁 He can’t wait a little Im busy judging all the bums I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs. J x I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel She can’t find her way in Not in this life sunshine ☀️ He’s too interested in the weather Shes at the wrong hotel She seems to have fallen over " I’m too interested in the weather | |||
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"Has to many cloths on" Also has too many clothes on 😁 | |||
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"Has to many cloths on Also has too many clothes on 😁" He's too tasty | |||
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"Has to many cloths on Also has too many clothes on 😁" He doesnt like i wow him | |||
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"Has to many cloths on Also has too many clothes on 😁" Scary tattoos ![]() | |||
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"Has to many cloths on" Wonders if they'll strip me. | |||
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"Has to many cloths on Also has too many clothes on 😁" Has pants on | |||
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"Has to many cloths on Also has too many clothes on 😁 Has pants on" Too far | |||
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"To busy working out if the distance is worth it" My cars broken down | |||
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"To busy working out if the distance is worth it" It's a long way. J x | |||
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"To busy working out if the distance is worth it It's a long way. J x" They don’t like young studs | |||
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"To busy working out if the distance is worth it It's a long way. J x They don’t like young studs " Your hand seems attached to your cock and not sure I can pry it off without tools ![]() | |||
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"To busy working out if the distance is worth it It's a long way. J x They don’t like young studs Your hand seems attached to your cock and not sure I can pry it off without tools ![]() Doesn’t have the tools 😁 | |||
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"To busy working out if the distance is worth it It's a long way. J x They don’t like young studs Your hand seems attached to your cock and not sure I can pry it off without tools ![]() Scared of all those tools | |||
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"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time " Very reassuring... then count me in. | |||
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"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time Very reassuring... then count me in. " He’s being handled with tools ![]() | |||
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"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time Very reassuring... then count me in. He’s being handled with tools ![]() I am careful with tools and polishing them well but if your tool is hidden I can’t care for it alas ![]() | |||
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"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time Very reassuring... then count me in. He’s being handled with tools ![]() ![]() She’d rather polish tools 😁 | |||
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"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time Very reassuring... then count me in. He’s being handled with tools ![]() ![]() To busy exposing that tool | |||
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"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time Very reassuring... then count me in. He’s being handled with tools ![]() ![]() Mine is hidden sorry | |||
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"Trying to find it" Need to dig a hole to fetch it out ![]() | |||
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"Trying to find it Need to dig a hole to fetch it out ![]() Headingbto the shed for a shovel😬 | |||
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"Trying to find it Need to dig a hole to fetch it out ![]() Im scared where this is going | |||
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"He's a scardey cat" He's not a fan of cats | |||
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"He's a scardey cat He's not a fan of cats" Prefer dogs | |||
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"He's a scardey cat He's not a fan of cats Prefer dogs" Don’t like dogs | |||
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"He's a scardey cat He's not a fan of cats Prefer dogs Don’t like dogs " Love doggy | |||
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"I prefer missionary " He is on a mission 😁 | |||
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"I prefer missionary He is on a mission 😁" Im still bent over | |||
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"I prefer missionary He is on a mission 😁 Im still bent over " I’m going in 😁 | |||
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"To far " Was in Birmingham on Saturday | |||
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"She doesn't like to travel " Hes still on a mission | |||
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"She doesn't like to travel Hes still on a mission" Im on my way to the moon | |||
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"She only wants me for my jelly babies" Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them | |||
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"She only wants me for my jelly babies Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them " She's into infanticide | |||
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"She only wants me for my jelly babies Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them She's into infanticide " Ive landed on the moon now | |||
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"She only wants me for my jelly babies Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them She's into infanticide Ive landed on the moon now" I feel like i have after that word hes just said | |||
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"She only wants me for my jelly babies Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them She's into infanticide Ive landed on the moon now" he likes to go all the way | |||
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"She only wants me for my jelly babies Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them She's into infanticide Ive landed on the moon now he likes to go all the way" He does too little | |||
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"She only wants me for my jelly babies Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them She's into infanticide Ive landed on the moon now he likes to go all the way He does too little" Im too distracted by those thighs | |||
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"She only wants me for my jelly babies Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them She's into infanticide Ive landed on the moon now he likes to go all the way He does too little Im too distracted by those thighs " Shop is out of jelly babies | |||
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"She only wants me for my jelly babies Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them She's into infanticide Ive landed on the moon now he likes to go all the way He does too little Im too distracted by those thighs " But nothing 😉 | |||
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"She only wants me for my jelly babies Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them She's into infanticide Ive landed on the moon now he likes to go all the way He does too little Im too distracted by those thighs But nothing 😉" I got carpet burn on bell end | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom" I only came to fix the shower 😁 | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom" You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣" Our room isn’t wet enough. | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 Our room isn’t wet enough." I don’t like it dry | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 Our room isn’t wet enough. I don’t like it dry " She's not answering my txts | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 Our room isn’t wet enough. I don’t like it dry She's not answering my txts" My phones on the blink | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 Our room isn’t wet enough. I don’t like it dry She's not answering my txts My phones on the blink " Can’t find my phone | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 Our room isn’t wet enough. I don’t like it dry She's not answering my txts My phones on the blink Can’t find my phone" I’m using his phone | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 Our room isn’t wet enough. I don’t like it dry She's not answering my txts My phones on the blink Can’t find my phone I’m using his phone " He’s more interested in the phone | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 Our room isn’t wet enough. I don’t like it dry She's not answering my txts My phones on the blink Can’t find my phone I’m using his phone He’s more interested in the phone " Im on the phone too | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 Our room isn’t wet enough. I don’t like it dry She's not answering my txts My phones on the blink Can’t find my phone I’m using his phone He’s more interested in the phone Im on the phone too" She’s giving me a tribute | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 Our room isn’t wet enough. I don’t like it dry She's not answering my txts My phones on the blink Can’t find my phone I’m using his phone He’s more interested in the phone Im on the phone too She’s giving me a tribute " Hes too WOW for me | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 Our room isn’t wet enough. I don’t like it dry She's not answering my txts My phones on the blink Can’t find my phone I’m using his phone He’s more interested in the phone Im on the phone too She’s giving me a tribute Hes too WOW for me " Wow | |||
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"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣 Our room isn’t wet enough. I don’t like it dry She's not answering my txts My phones on the blink Can’t find my phone I’m using his phone He’s more interested in the phone Im on the phone too She’s giving me a tribute Hes too WOW for me Wow " Hes sarcastic and so am i so we dont get anywhere 🤣 | |||
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"Watering the garden" Pruning my bush | |||
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"Watering the garden Pruning my bush " She's too bushy atm | |||
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"Watering the garden Pruning my bush " Im enjoying my cup of tea too much | |||
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"Watering the garden Pruning my bush Im enjoying my cup of tea too much " Don’t wanna spill the tea….. its hot | |||
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"Watering the garden Pruning my bush Im enjoying my cup of tea too much Don’t wanna spill the tea….. its hot " He doesnt like watersports | |||
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"Watering the garden Pruning my bush Im enjoying my cup of tea too much Don’t wanna spill the tea….. its hot He doesnt like watersports " So she remembers stuff ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Watering the garden Pruning my bush Im enjoying my cup of tea too much Don’t wanna spill the tea….. its hot He doesnt like watersports So she remembers stuff ![]() ![]() ![]() He doesnt want me to lick champagne off him | |||
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