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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton

So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 week ago

Bristol


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo"

David 😎

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎"

To busy thinking about childhood tv

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv"

I dont know who david is they speak of

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of"

I thought you were David..!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..! "

He thinks im a man

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By *tr8MrEMan
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm boycotting this thread..."Free Nelson" 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm boycotting this thread..."Free Nelson" 🤣🤣"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep it goingggggggg

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man "

I think you r guy an odd name

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name "

I dont understand him

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him "

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

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By *tr8MrEMan
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂"

Dude, get back on the OG thread...this one is now boycotted 🤣🤣

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him "

I’m driving and clearly can’t type properly

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂"

Hes lost

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost"

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair "

Im dave

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By *tr8MrEMan
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave "

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
1 week ago

Central

I'm waiting for my Blue Peter badge to arrive

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣"

Thought he was straight

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By *tr8MrEMan
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣

Thought he was straight "

You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣

Thought he was straight

You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣"

I knew it!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣

Thought he was straight

You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣

I knew it!"

He's too busy partying

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By *tr8MrEMan
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣

Thought he was straight

You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣

I knew it!

He's too busy partying "

I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣

Thought he was straight

You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣

I knew it!

He's too busy partying

I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes an idiot

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By *artyboy83Man
1 week ago

......


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣

Thought he was straight

You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣

I knew it!

He's too busy partying "

Busy changing name 🤣

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By *tr8MrEMan
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣

Thought he was straight

You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣

I knew it!

He's too busy partying

I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes an idiot "

Getting a permanent erection still counts as an allergy 🤣🤣

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣

Thought he was straight

You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣

I knew it!

He's too busy partying

I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes an idiot

Getting a permanent erection still counts as an allergy 🤣🤣"

His rod can’t bend 😂

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣

Thought he was straight

You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣

I knew it!

He's too busy partying

I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes an idiot

Getting a permanent erection still counts as an allergy 🤣🤣

His rod can’t bend 😂"

But, he hasn't got the strength to bend the rod 😬🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"So we've got neil going bonkers with 23 empty rolls of andrex

Gooooo

David 😎

To busy thinking about childhood tv

I dont know who david is they speak of

I thought you were David..!

He thinks im a man

I think you r guy an odd name

I dont understand him

I don’t know where the thread is going 😂

Hes lost

It has taken a few odd turns to be fair

Im dave

I'm having a wank over Dave 🤣🤣

Thought he was straight

You seen Dave? Phwoar 🤣🤣

I knew it!

He's too busy partying

I have an allergic reaction if I go within 5 miles of Molineux

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes an idiot

Getting a permanent erection still counts as an allergy 🤣🤣

His rod can’t bend 😂

But, he hasn't got the strength to bend the rod 😬🤣"

Too much bending going on for me

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By *rSuave88Man
1 week ago

Mirfield

But we ain't on talking terms

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......

No time for talking with all this bending

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"No time for talking with all this bending "

He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"No time for talking with all this bending

He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod"

Hes just too bendy for me

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By *y_journeyMan
1 week ago

newark


"No time for talking with all this bending

He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod

Hes just too bendy for me "

We haven’t got a date planned yet

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By *ein-guyMan
1 week ago

East Cowes


"No time for talking with all this bending

He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod

Hes just too bendy for me

We haven’t got a date planned yet"

Only inyerested in his own journey...

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"No time for talking with all this bending

He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod

Hes just too bendy for me

We haven’t got a date planned yet

Only inyerested in his own journey..."

Your penis is locked away

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By *attooboy100Man
1 week ago

Sedgley


"No time for talking with all this bending

He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod

Hes just too bendy for me

We haven’t got a date planned yet

Only inyerested in his own journey...

Your penis is locked away "

She's too busy picking locks 😏

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"No time for talking with all this bending

He’s made a full circle by bending it. Can’t discriminate between the donut and this rod

Hes just too bendy for me

We haven’t got a date planned yet

Only inyerested in his own journey...

Your penis is locked away

She's too busy picking locks 😏"

Im too busy on all 4s

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......

Wondering what shes down there looking for

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By *fffunCouple
1 week ago

Somewhere just outside London

Helping her look on all 4s too

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Wondering what shes down there looking for"

Tell him im looking for 46Nyorks

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......

Busy helping her look😜

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By *fffunCouple
1 week ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm busy searching the profile 46Nyorks

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......


"I'm busy searching the profile 46Nyorks "

Me too.... hoping it wasn't a typo🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm busy searching the profile 46Nyorks

Me too.... hoping it wasn't a typo🤣🤣"

Tell him it wasnt a typo 💪😈

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......


"I'm busy searching the profile 46Nyorks

Me too.... hoping it wasn't a typo🤣🤣

Tell him it wasnt a typo 💪😈"

Quickly finishing my lunch and grabbing my car keys🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm busy searching the profile 46Nyorks

Me too.... hoping it wasn't a typo🤣🤣

Tell him it wasnt a typo 💪😈

Quickly finishing my lunch and grabbing my car keys🤣🤣"

You dont need your lunch its here 👀

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......

Busy checking out what's for lunch😛

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Busy checking out what's for lunch😛"

Too busy feeding you

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......

Getting too full, need a nap

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

It’s too hot

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"It’s too hot"

Im too sweaty

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By *liviaGTV/TS
1 week ago

Garstang

sexy

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby

I’m feeling dizzy

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 08/07/25 14:18:35]

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By *uitedandbuffedMan
1 week ago

England

Your out of my league

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

I’m out of his league

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"I’m out of his league "

Her egos too big

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By *ondiego85Man
1 week ago

nottingham

Too many tattoos

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"Too many tattoos"

He likes a blank canvas

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Too many tattoos

He likes a blank canvas "

Hes just got out of the shower and i wouldnt wanna make him dirty again

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"Too many tattoos

He likes a blank canvas

Hes just got out of the shower and i wouldnt wanna make him dirty again"

She won't get me dirty and join me for another shower

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By *RWoodyCouple
1 week ago

Lincolnshire


"Too many tattoos

He likes a blank canvas

Hes just got out of the shower and i wouldnt wanna make him dirty again

She won't get me dirty and join me for another shower "

You'll be in the shower with someone else...

J x

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By *FGIHMan
1 week ago

Chesterfield


"Too many tattoos

He likes a blank canvas

Hes just got out of the shower and i wouldnt wanna make him dirty again

She won't get me dirty and join me for another shower

You'll be in the shower with someone else...

J x"

I am away this weekend

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By *r Black 85Man
1 week ago

nottingham

I'm only free at the weekend 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *iniskirtCouple
1 week ago

Paisley

You’ve hidden your profile x

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"I'm only free at the weekend 😎😎😎😎😎"

Can’t be arsed at the weekend

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm only free at the weekend 😎😎😎😎😎

Can’t be arsed at the weekend"

He can never be arsed

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By *fffunCouple
1 week ago

Somewhere just outside London

He cNt be arsed at the weekends

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By *uitedandbuffedMan
1 week ago

England


"He cNt be arsed at the weekends "

No buts..

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"I'm only free at the weekend 😎😎😎😎😎

Can’t be arsed at the weekend

He can never be arsed "

She never asks.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"He cNt be arsed at the weekends

No buts.."

BUT... im washing my hair

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By *FGIHMan
1 week ago

Chesterfield


"He cNt be arsed at the weekends

No buts..

BUT... im washing my hair "

She is washing her hair.

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By *fffunCouple
1 week ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm helping her wash her hair

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby

Both are soapy

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By *raig05Man
1 week ago

essex

Happy to recive

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
1 week ago

Leicester


"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich "

Don't want egg yolk dripping on me

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By *RWoodyCouple
1 week ago

Lincolnshire


"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich "

Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋

J x

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich

Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋

J x"

She would show me up with that bum x

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By *RWoodyCouple
1 week ago

Lincolnshire


"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich

Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋

J x

She would show me up with that bum x"

😅 I don't bloody think so Mrs 😘

I'd be too conscious of my bum 😁

J xx

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By *FGIHMan
1 week ago

Chesterfield


"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich

Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋

J x

She would show me up with that bum x

😅 I don't bloody think so Mrs 😘

I'd be too conscious of my bum 😁

J xx "

Too busy comparing bums

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich

Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋

J x

She would show me up with that bum x

😅 I don't bloody think so Mrs 😘

I'd be too conscious of my bum 😁

J xx "

She's too conscious to show me her bum

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"I’m eating bacon and egg sandwich

Your sandwich is difficult to interrupt 😋

J x

She would show me up with that bum x

😅 I don't bloody think so Mrs 😘

I'd be too conscious of my bum 😁

J xx

She's too conscious to show me her bum"

He’s staring at her bum

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By *ai24Man
1 week ago

Town

He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum. "

Im still comparing bums

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums "

She’s too busy comparing 😁

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums

She’s too busy comparing 😁"

He can’t wait a little

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums

She’s too busy comparing 😁

He can’t wait a little "

Im busy judging all the bums

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By *RWoodyCouple
1 week ago

Lincolnshire


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums

She’s too busy comparing 😁

He can’t wait a little

Im busy judging all the bums"

I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs.

J x

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
1 week ago

Up North


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums

She’s too busy comparing 😁

He can’t wait a little

Im busy judging all the bums

I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs.

J x"

I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums

She’s too busy comparing 😁

He can’t wait a little

Im busy judging all the bums

I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs.

J x

I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel "

She can’t find her way in

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
1 week ago

from mars


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums

She’s too busy comparing 😁

He can’t wait a little

Im busy judging all the bums

I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs.

J x

I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel

She can’t find her way in "

Not in this life sunshine ☀️

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
1 week ago

Up North


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums

She’s too busy comparing 😁

He can’t wait a little

Im busy judging all the bums

I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs.

J x

I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel

She can’t find her way in

Not in this life sunshine ☀️ "

He’s too interested in the weather

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums

She’s too busy comparing 😁

He can’t wait a little

Im busy judging all the bums

I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs.

J x

I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel

She can’t find her way in

Not in this life sunshine ☀️

He’s too interested in the weather "

Shes at the wrong hotel

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums

She’s too busy comparing 😁

He can’t wait a little

Im busy judging all the bums

I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs.

J x

I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel

She can’t find her way in

Not in this life sunshine ☀️

He’s too interested in the weather

Shes at the wrong hotel "

She went looking after her

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums

She’s too busy comparing 😁

He can’t wait a little

Im busy judging all the bums

I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs.

J x

I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel

She can’t find her way in

Not in this life sunshine ☀️

He’s too interested in the weather

Shes at the wrong hotel "

She seems to have fallen over

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
1 week ago

from mars


"He’s staring at SpeedyG staring at her bum.

Im still comparing bums

She’s too busy comparing 😁

He can’t wait a little

Im busy judging all the bums

I'm busy leant over with Mrs Gorgeous Thighs.

J x

I think I’ve gone to the wrong hotel

She can’t find her way in

Not in this life sunshine ☀️

He’s too interested in the weather

Shes at the wrong hotel

She seems to have fallen over "

I’m too interested in the weather

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

Has to many cloths on

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london


"Has to many cloths on"

Also has too many clothes on 😁

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"Has to many cloths on

Also has too many clothes on 😁"

He's too tasty

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 08/07/25 17:08:09]

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Has to many cloths on

Also has too many clothes on 😁"

He doesnt like i wow him

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"Has to many cloths on

Also has too many clothes on 😁"

Scary tattoos

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By *ustus5555Woman
1 week ago

Mansfield


"Has to many cloths on"

Wonders if they'll strip me.

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham


"Has to many cloths on

Also has too many clothes on 😁"

Has pants on

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"Has to many cloths on

Also has too many clothes on 😁

Has pants on"

Too far

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......

To busy working out if the distance is worth it

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"To busy working out if the distance is worth it"

My cars broken down

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By *RWoodyCouple
1 week ago

Lincolnshire


"To busy working out if the distance is worth it"

It's a long way.

J x

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"To busy working out if the distance is worth it

It's a long way.

J x"

They don’t like young studs

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

Chichester


"To busy working out if the distance is worth it

It's a long way.

J x

They don’t like young studs "

Your hand seems attached to your cock and not sure I can pry it off without tools

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london


"To busy working out if the distance is worth it

It's a long way.

J x

They don’t like young studs

Your hand seems attached to your cock and not sure I can pry it off without tools "

Doesn’t have the tools 😁

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......


"To busy working out if the distance is worth it

It's a long way.

J x

They don’t like young studs

Your hand seems attached to your cock and not sure I can pry it off without tools "

Scared of all those tools

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

Chichester

Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......


"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time "

Very reassuring... then count me in.

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time

Very reassuring... then count me in. "

He’s being handled with tools

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

Chichester


"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time

Very reassuring... then count me in.

He’s being handled with tools "

I am careful with tools and polishing them well but if your tool is hidden I can’t care for it alas

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london


"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time

Very reassuring... then count me in.

He’s being handled with tools

I am careful with tools and polishing them well but if your tool is hidden I can’t care for it alas "

She’d rather polish tools 😁

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......


"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time

Very reassuring... then count me in.

He’s being handled with tools

I am careful with tools and polishing them well but if your tool is hidden I can’t care for it alas "

To busy exposing that tool

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"Now now boys I have been known to handle plenty of tools in my time

Very reassuring... then count me in.

He’s being handled with tools

I am careful with tools and polishing them well but if your tool is hidden I can’t care for it alas "

Mine is hidden sorry

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......

Trying to find it

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"Trying to find it"

Need to dig a hole to fetch it out

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By *5NyorksMan
1 week ago

.......


"Trying to find it

Need to dig a hole to fetch it out "

Headingbto the shed for a shovel😬

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"Trying to find it

Need to dig a hole to fetch it out

Headingbto the shed for a shovel😬"

Im scared where this is going

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Shrewsbury

He's a scardey cat

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"He's a scardey cat"

He's not a fan of cats

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By *FGIHMan
1 week ago

Chesterfield


"He's a scardey cat

He's not a fan of cats"

Prefer dogs

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"He's a scardey cat

He's not a fan of cats

Prefer dogs"

Don’t like dogs

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"He's a scardey cat

He's not a fan of cats

Prefer dogs

Don’t like dogs "

Love doggy

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Shrewsbury

I prefer missionary

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london


"I prefer missionary "

He is on a mission 😁

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I prefer missionary

He is on a mission 😁"

Im still bent over

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london


"I prefer missionary

He is on a mission 😁

Im still bent over "

I’m going in 😁

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

To far

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By *FGIHMan
1 week ago

Chesterfield


"To far "

Was in Birmingham on Saturday

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Shrewsbury

She doesn't like to travel

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"She doesn't like to travel "

Hes still on a mission

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"She doesn't like to travel

Hes still on a mission"

Im on my way to the moon

 (closed, thread got too big)

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By *FGIHMan
1 week ago

Chesterfield

She only wants me for my jelly babies

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"She only wants me for my jelly babies"

Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them

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By *ikesEmBigMan
1 week ago

Herts


"She only wants me for my jelly babies

Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them "

She's into infanticide

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"She only wants me for my jelly babies

Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them

She's into infanticide "

Ive landed on the moon now

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"She only wants me for my jelly babies

Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them

She's into infanticide

Ive landed on the moon now"

I feel like i have after that word hes just said

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By *ikesEmBigMan
1 week ago

Herts


"She only wants me for my jelly babies

Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them

She's into infanticide

Ive landed on the moon now"

he likes to go all the way

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"She only wants me for my jelly babies

Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them

She's into infanticide

Ive landed on the moon now he likes to go all the way"

He does too little

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"She only wants me for my jelly babies

Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them

She's into infanticide

Ive landed on the moon now he likes to go all the way

He does too little"

Im too distracted by those thighs

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By *FGIHMan
1 week ago

Chesterfield


"She only wants me for my jelly babies

Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them

She's into infanticide

Ive landed on the moon now he likes to go all the way

He does too little

Im too distracted by those thighs "

Shop is out of jelly babies

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By *he StrokesCouple
1 week ago

Kilkenny


"She only wants me for my jelly babies

Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them

She's into infanticide

Ive landed on the moon now he likes to go all the way

He does too little

Im too distracted by those thighs "

But nothing 😉

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By *tr8MrEMan
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"She only wants me for my jelly babies

Ive eaten the jellybabies whilst hes bribing people with them

She's into infanticide

Ive landed on the moon now he likes to go all the way

He does too little

Im too distracted by those thighs

But nothing 😉"

I got carpet burn on bell end

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom"

I only came to fix the shower 😁

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By *tr8MrEMan
1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom"

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

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By *ellowshipOfTheSwingCouple
1 week ago

Manchester


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣"

Our room isn’t wet enough.

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
1 week ago

Gloucester


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

Our room isn’t wet enough."

I don’t like it dry

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By *.hrisMan
1 week ago

Bath


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

Our room isn’t wet enough.

I don’t like it dry "

She's not answering my txts

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

Our room isn’t wet enough.

I don’t like it dry

She's not answering my txts"

My phones on the blink

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

Our room isn’t wet enough.

I don’t like it dry

She's not answering my txts

My phones on the blink "

Can’t find my phone

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

Our room isn’t wet enough.

I don’t like it dry

She's not answering my txts

My phones on the blink

Can’t find my phone"

I’m using his phone

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
1 week ago

Gloucester


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

Our room isn’t wet enough.

I don’t like it dry

She's not answering my txts

My phones on the blink

Can’t find my phone

I’m using his phone "

He’s more interested in the phone

 (closed, thread got too big)

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

Our room isn’t wet enough.

I don’t like it dry

She's not answering my txts

My phones on the blink

Can’t find my phone

I’m using his phone

He’s more interested in the phone "

Im on the phone too

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

Our room isn’t wet enough.

I don’t like it dry

She's not answering my txts

My phones on the blink

Can’t find my phone

I’m using his phone

He’s more interested in the phone

Im on the phone too"

She’s giving me a tribute

 (closed, thread got too big)

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

Our room isn’t wet enough.

I don’t like it dry

She's not answering my txts

My phones on the blink

Can’t find my phone

I’m using his phone

He’s more interested in the phone

Im on the phone too

She’s giving me a tribute "

Hes too WOW for me

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

Our room isn’t wet enough.

I don’t like it dry

She's not answering my txts

My phones on the blink

Can’t find my phone

I’m using his phone

He’s more interested in the phone

Im on the phone too

She’s giving me a tribute

Hes too WOW for me "

Wow

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"I’m busy cleaning my bathroom

You told me you had a wet room 😮😮 🤣🤣

Our room isn’t wet enough.

I don’t like it dry

She's not answering my txts

My phones on the blink

Can’t find my phone

I’m using his phone

He’s more interested in the phone

Im on the phone too

She’s giving me a tribute

Hes too WOW for me

Wow "

Hes sarcastic and so am i so we dont get anywhere 🤣

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By *FGIHMan
1 week ago

Chesterfield

Am off to do the dishes

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford

Having tea and biscuits

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By *uperSalopian7Man
1 week ago

Shrewsbury

Watering the garden

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Watering the garden"

Pruning my bush

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By *peedyGMan
1 week ago

Telford


"Watering the garden

Pruning my bush "

She's too bushy atm

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
1 week ago

Neverland/Wales


"Watering the garden

Pruning my bush "

Im enjoying my cup of tea too much

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"Watering the garden

Pruning my bush

Im enjoying my cup of tea too much "

Don’t wanna spill the tea….. its hot

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Watering the garden

Pruning my bush

Im enjoying my cup of tea too much

Don’t wanna spill the tea….. its hot "

He doesnt like watersports

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By *PapiMan
1 week ago

London

I just caught my D in my zipper

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By *rown.studMan
1 week ago

Thornaby


"Watering the garden

Pruning my bush

Im enjoying my cup of tea too much

Don’t wanna spill the tea….. its hot

He doesnt like watersports "

So she remembers stuff

And yeah Not into Watersports.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
1 week ago

Stockton


"Watering the garden

Pruning my bush

Im enjoying my cup of tea too much

Don’t wanna spill the tea….. its hot

He doesnt like watersports

So she remembers stuff

And yeah Not into Watersports. "

He doesnt want me to lick champagne off him

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