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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton

Sorry been out...

Lets go a

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
4 days ago

Southwest & Cork City


"Sorry been out...

Lets go a"

You been out.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 days ago

Bristol

I’m staying in

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By *intyballsMan
4 days ago

Meath


"I’m staying in "

But you are out of orders 😁

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By *eenALongTime.....Man
4 days ago

Bristol/Newcastle


"Sorry been out...

Lets go a"

But I've already emptied my balls ove you 💦😈

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 days ago

Bristol


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁"

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎"

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

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By *effdelightMan
4 days ago

Grimsby


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️"

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 days ago

Up North


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as"

I’ve just stubbed my toe

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 days ago

Bristol


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe "

I don’t have a foot fetish

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 days ago

Up North


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish "

My feet are offended

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 days ago

Bristol


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended "

I’ll get kissing then

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By *intyballsMan
4 days ago

Meath

[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 02:34:15]

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then "

They're busy kissing

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By *intyballsMan
4 days ago

Meath

[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 02:35:18]

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing"

Im too d*unk to do anything

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything "

I wouldn't take advantage

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By *araphillCouple
4 days ago

Dublin

In

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By *intyballsMan
4 days ago

Meath


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything "

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

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By *intyballsMan
4 days ago

Meath

[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 02:37:30]

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By *intyballsMan
4 days ago

Meath


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣"

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 days ago

Up North


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬"

He’s gone to read the rules

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 days ago

Bristol


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬

He’s gone to read the rules "

I don’t conform to rules 😎

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By *effdelightMan
4 days ago

Grimsby


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬

He’s gone to read the rules "

If fuck you no buts but your own

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By *intyballsMan
4 days ago

Meath


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬

He’s gone to read the rules

If fuck you no buts but your own"

Your profile is too amazing

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
4 days ago

Home


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬

He’s gone to read the rules

If fuck you no buts but your own

Your profile is too amazing "

I'm not into fellas

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 days ago

Bristol


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬

He’s gone to read the rules

If fuck you no buts but your own

Your profile is too amazing I'm not into fellas "

I only fab a fella on Thursdays

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By *intyballsMan
4 days ago

Meath


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬

He’s gone to read the rules

If fuck you no buts but your own

Your profile is too amazing I'm not into fellas

I only fab a fella on Thursdays "

I'm running out of orders

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
4 days ago

Home


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬

He’s gone to read the rules

If fuck you no buts but your own

Your profile is too amazing I'm not into fellas

I only fab a fella on Thursdays

I'm running out of orders "

I'm straight

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 days ago

Up North


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬

He’s gone to read the rules

If fuck you no buts but your own

Your profile is too amazing I'm not into fellas

I only fab a fella on Thursdays

I'm running out of orders I'm straight "

I’m curvy

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 days ago

Bristol


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬

He’s gone to read the rules

If fuck you no buts but your own

Your profile is too amazing I'm not into fellas

I only fab a fella on Thursdays

I'm running out of orders I'm straight

I’m curvy "

I’m wavy

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By *ay1666!Man
4 days ago

widnes


"I’m staying in

But you are out of orders 😁

Can’t decide if your reason was mint, or balls 😎

Im too d*unk 🤷‍♀️

If fuck but nothing 😂🔥 sexy as

I’ve just stubbed my toe

I don’t have a foot fetish

My feet are offended

I’ll get kissing then

They're busy kissing

Im too d*unk to do anything

All ways d*unk 🤣🤣

Keeps fucking up the game sorry 😬

He’s gone to read the rules

If fuck you no buts but your own

Your profile is too amazing I'm not into fellas

I only fab a fella on Thursdays

I'm running out of orders I'm straight

I’m curvy "

I love you 😲

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By *tandmanXXXMan
4 days ago

letterkenny

Straight wank buds is fun

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By *haiababeWoman
4 days ago

North devon


"Straight wank buds is fun "

He only wants a wank buddy.

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By *rMrs8790Couple
4 days ago

Southampton


"Straight wank buds is fun

He only wants a wank buddy. "

You're too much hard work lol x

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By *rPunxMan
4 days ago

Hull

Is currently nursing a recovery for the morning after the night before

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley

Hes too hungover

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham

She's too bent over 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's too straight

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By *dswingersCouple
4 days ago

chelmsford


"He's too straight "

i don’t like donuts

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By *tr8MrEMan
4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm mostly eating rural today

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By *rPunxMan
4 days ago

Hull


"I'm mostly eating rural today"
we're both straight

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"I'm mostly eating rural today we're both straight "

I'm busy eating my breakfast

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By *ikesEmBigMan
4 days ago

Herts

He prefers to eat sausage

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"He prefers to eat sausage "

I prefer porridge

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By *J coupleCouple
4 days ago

stone

We are too tired. Later maybe

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By *ikesEmBigMan
4 days ago

Herts


"We are too tired. Later maybe "
she's too tired to just lie there

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By *rown.studMan
4 days ago

Thornaby


"We are too tired. Later maybe

she's too tired to just lie there "

He’s into Curvy Ladies

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By *eesside52Man
4 days ago

Stockton


"Sorry been out...

Lets go a"

You won't meet me haha xx

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"Sorry been out...

Lets go a

You won't meet me haha xx"

He doesnt play the game properly

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By *etwife8230Couple
4 days ago

Newport

I'm busy painting my nails

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By *eesside52Man
4 days ago

Stockton


"I'm busy painting my nails "

Want help painting them haha xx

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley

Im washing my goldfish

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By *ikesEmBigMan
4 days ago

Herts


"Im washing my goldfish "
is more upset about her dildo than having my penis

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham

Thinks too highly of his penis 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rPunxMan
4 days ago

Hull

I'd rather go for a drink instead

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By *rPunxMan
4 days ago

Hull

Drink with

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By *ovetolick78Man
4 days ago

The Shire

Im taking my pet grasshopper for a walk

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley

He is too busy with jimeny cricket 😝

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By *r Bond.Man
4 days ago

Moving Around the Midlands

I’m off to church

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley


"I’m off to church "

Hes too saintly for me

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By *ovetolick78Man
4 days ago

The Shire


"I’m off to church

Hes too saintly for me"

im tiered from giving a little whistle

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham

He's all tongue

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford

I'm all mouth

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm all mouth "

He cant shut up

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By *.hrisMan
4 days ago

Bath


"I'm all mouth

He cant shut up "

I'm still done in from our last meet

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm all mouth

He cant shut up

I'm still done in from our last meet "

He's a lightweight

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By *eviant loversCouple
4 days ago

half way to hell


"I'm all mouth

He cant shut up

I'm still done in from our last meet

He's a lightweight "

Your ass is too perfect we like a zit to pop whilst looking at it

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By *fffunCouple
4 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

8m busy getting ready for meaty feast

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By *eardedguy83Man
4 days ago

Worcestershire


"8m busy getting ready for meaty feast"

I’m vegetarian

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Wolverhampton


"8m busy getting ready for meaty feast

I’m vegetarian "

He's got no meat 😂

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By *r Bond.Man
4 days ago

Moving Around the Midlands

I’d rather eat cake 🧁

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By *haiababeWoman
4 days ago

North devon


"I’d rather eat cake 🧁 "

He's too busy eating cake.

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By *olo180Man
4 days ago

West London


"I’d rather eat cake 🧁

He's too busy eating cake. "

She has no time for cake

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 days ago

Shrewsbury

He wants to have his cake and eat it

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"He wants to have his cake and eat it"

He is too judgy 👅

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By *ulldog_71Man
4 days ago

Sedgefield

She has standards

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham

He's all bull😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford

Im trimming my beard

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley

Hes got beardy trimmings to clear up first

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By *lowhands7Man
4 days ago

South Leicestershire and Staffordshire

[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 14:21:37]

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By *lowhands7Man
4 days ago

South Leicestershire and Staffordshire

Not trim enough down there, like a nice trimmed pussy

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 days ago

Hatfield


"Not trim enough down there, like a nice trimmed pussy"

He’s only curious ..

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"Not trim enough down there, like a nice trimmed pussy

He’s only curious .."

Im not curious

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 days ago

Hatfield


"Not trim enough down there, like a nice trimmed pussy

He’s only curious ..

Im not curious"

He’s a straight talker

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"Not trim enough down there, like a nice trimmed pussy

He’s only curious ..

Im not curious

He’s a straight talker "

Hes a curved talker

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By *rookedsmileMan
4 days ago

Derbyshire


"Not trim enough down there, like a nice trimmed pussy

He’s only curious ..

Im not curious

He’s a straight talker

Yes, I would fuck your butt.

Hes a curved talker "

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 days ago

Shrewsbury

His smile is too crooked

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"His smile is too crooked"

He's from Shrewsbury

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 days ago

Hatfield


"Not trim enough down there, like a nice trimmed pussy

He’s only curious ..

Im not curious

He’s a straight talker

Hes a curved talker "

We all know I’ve no ifs or buts with TT… no excuses

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 days ago

Shrewsbury


"His smile is too crooked

He's from Shrewsbury "

He's jealous that he's not from Shrewsbury

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham

I'm too super 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"I'm too super 😎😎😎😎😎"

He's busy DJing somewhere

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By *rookedsmileMan
4 days ago

Derbyshire


"I'm too super 😎😎😎😎😎

He's busy DJing somewhere "

I'm on after him

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
4 days ago

Chichester

My zipper is jammed shut so can’t pull my jeans off

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By *olo180Man
4 days ago

West London


"My zipper is jammed shut so can’t pull my jeans off "

I don’t have any scissors to cut open the jeans

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By *smith87Man
4 days ago

totton

I'm in

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
4 days ago

Birmingham

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
4 days ago

Birmingham


"My zipper is jammed shut so can’t pull my jeans off

I don’t have any scissors to cut open the jeans "

Your hand smells of dick

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
4 days ago

near you


"My zipper is jammed shut so can’t pull my jeans off

I don’t have any scissors to cut open the jeans

Your hand smells of dick "

You’re not bi

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By *lowhands7Man
4 days ago

South Leicestershire and Staffordshire

I am bi

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By *olo180Man
4 days ago

West London


"My zipper is jammed shut so can’t pull my jeans off

I don’t have any scissors to cut open the jeans

Your hand smells of dick "

She doesn’t like the smell of my dick

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley


"My zipper is jammed shut so can’t pull my jeans off

I don’t have any scissors to cut open the jeans

Your hand smells of dick

She doesn’t like the smell of my dick "

Hes got a smelly cock

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By *lowhands7Man
4 days ago

South Leicestershire and Staffordshire

A cock woke me crowing this morning

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"A cock woke me crowing this morning "

His hands aren't speedy enough

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 days ago

Up North


"A cock woke me crowing this morning

His hands aren't speedy enough "

I have a Sunday roast to make

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By *ister SmoothMan
4 days ago

Bramhall

I'm busy writing more short poems..Xx

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham


"A cock woke me crowing this morning

His hands aren't speedy enough

I have a Sunday roast to make"

I like to do the roasting 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"I'm busy writing more short poems..Xx"

Too smooth for me

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
4 days ago

Birmingham

That eye is creepy

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By *olo180Man
4 days ago

West London


"That eye is creepy "

She gets creeped out by eyes 👀

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"That eye is creepy

She gets creeped out by eyes 👀 "

My eyes scare everyone off

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham


"That eye is creepy

She gets creeped out by eyes 👀

My eyes scare everyone off"

He won't wear sunglasses 😎😎😎😎😎😎

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 days ago

Shrewsbury

His tattoos are way too cool for me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"His tattoos are way too cool for me"

Hes too suave for me

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"His tattoos are way too cool for me"

He needs my tattooists help

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"His tattoos are way too cool for me

Hes too suave for me "

Apparently im skippy

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By *eyedwillyMan
4 days ago

Bedford

I'm busy deleting messages

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 days ago

Hatfield


"His tattoos are way too cool for me

Hes too suave for me

Apparently im skippy"

Hes too quick

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Wolverhampton


"His tattoos are way too cool for me

Hes too suave for me

Apparently im skippy

Hes too quick "

He cant keep up

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"His tattoos are way too cool for me

Hes too suave for me

Apparently im skippy

Hes too quick

He cant keep up "

Shes got a better bum than me and would show me up

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By *etwife8230Couple
4 days ago

Newport

Those thighs would kill me 💋

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By *emptme1993Man
4 days ago

manchester

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"Those thighs would kill me 💋"

You wouldn't like mine then

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 days ago

Hatfield


"Those thighs would kill me 💋

You wouldn't like mine then"

He’s creating a thigh competition

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By *etwife8230Couple
4 days ago

Newport

Let's see all the Thighs then 😏

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"Let's see all the Thighs then 😏 "

I wouldnt want to kill you

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"Let's see all the Thighs then 😏

I wouldnt want to kill you"

I'd happily let you kill me

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 days ago

Hatfield


"Let's see all the Thighs then 😏

I wouldnt want to kill you

I'd happily let you kill me "

He has a death wish

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's not a risk taker

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"He's not a risk taker"

Hes too risky for me

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 days ago

Shrewsbury

She's actually a pornstar named Angel Love

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham


"He's not a risk taker

Hes too risky for me "

Too busy whining 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"She's actually a pornstar named Angel Love "

I wouldn't please her

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley


"She's actually a pornstar named Angel Love

I wouldn't please her"

Hes not a pleaser

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 days ago

Hatfield


"She's actually a pornstar named Angel Love

I wouldn't please her

Hes not a pleaser "

I could not please her

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By *_Doe2024Man
4 days ago

Middle of nowhere, the centre of everywhere


"She's actually a pornstar named Angel Love

I wouldn't please her

Hes not a pleaser

I could not please her "

I'm not into guys

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
4 days ago

Birmingham

I don’t like black pants

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By *onny17Man
4 days ago

donegal


"I don’t like black pants "

Not a fan of single men

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham


"I don’t like black pants

Not a fan of single men"

He's very picky 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 days ago

Gloucester


"I don’t like black pants

Not a fan of single men"

Neither am I

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"I don’t like black pants

Not a fan of single men

Neither am I "

Im not what she wants

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
4 days ago

Birmingham

Has facial hair

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By *lowhands7Man
4 days ago

South Leicestershire and Staffordshire


"Has facial hair "

Not a fan of women with facial hair

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"Has facial hair "

Too sinful

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By *haiababeWoman
4 days ago

North devon


"Has facial hair

Too sinful"

Worries about sin too much

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By *illyboy12345Man
4 days ago

Glasgow


"Has facial hair

Too sinful

Worries about sin too much"

Doesn’t worry about sin enough

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By *haiababeWoman
4 days ago

North devon


"Has facial hair

Too sinful

Worries about sin too much

Doesn’t worry about sin enough"

Doesn't realise that sin is forgiven, so should enjoy himself

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 days ago

Shrewsbury

Her cleavage is too distracting

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
4 days ago

Birmingham

Has cloths on

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley


"Her cleavage is too distracting"

He gets distracted by cleavage

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By *smithukMan
4 days ago

cardiff

I've other tasks for you

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"I've other tasks for you"

He's busy with someone else

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By *onny17Man
4 days ago

donegal


"Her cleavage is too distracting

He gets distracted by cleavage "

Distance killing me

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham


"Her cleavage is too distracting

He gets distracted by cleavage

Distance killing me"

I don't do Johnnys

Bareback only😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"Her cleavage is too distracting

He gets distracted by cleavage

Distance killing me

I don't do Johnnys

Bareback only😎😎😎😎😎"

Hes a barebacker

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"Her cleavage is too distracting

He gets distracted by cleavage

Distance killing me

I don't do Johnnys

Bareback only😎😎😎😎😎

Hes a barebacker "

She prefers protection

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
4 days ago

Neverland/Wales


"Her cleavage is too distracting

He gets distracted by cleavage

Distance killing me

I don't do Johnnys

Bareback only😎😎😎😎😎

Hes a barebacker

She prefers protection "

Im having a lazy day

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By *eroLondonMan
4 days ago

Mayfair

....there are 10,000 lotharios beating a path to Tinkerbell's door.

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 days ago

Shrewsbury

You're far too sophisticated and eloquent for me good sir!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"You're far too sophisticated and eloquent for me good sir! "

Im not super enough for you

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 days ago

Shrewsbury


"You're far too sophisticated and eloquent for me good sir!

Im not super enough for you "

If anything you're too super for me 😘

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
4 days ago

Birmingham

I just can’t be arsed

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 days ago

Hatfield


"I just can’t be arsed"

She can’t be bothered ..

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"I just can’t be arsed

She can’t be bothered .. "

Your superman and i can't compete

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
4 days ago

Birmingham

He looks like he wears socks in bed

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By *onny17Man
4 days ago

donegal


"He looks like he wears socks in bed "

This made me lol

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By *rown.studMan
4 days ago

Thornaby


"He looks like he wears socks in bed "

She’s not into single lads

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"He looks like he wears socks in bed "

She assumes too much

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By *etwife8230Couple
4 days ago

Newport

His beard would tickle my vag

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
4 days ago

Birmingham


"He looks like he wears socks in bed

She assumes too much"

Hahaha made me laugh

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 days ago

Castlebar

It's not my turn 😳

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By *rown.studMan
4 days ago

Thornaby


"It's not my turn 😳"

In the queue

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 days ago

Stockton


"It's not my turn 😳

In the queue "

Hes in a different que to me

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
4 days ago

Birmingham

Joined the Que too

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By *r Black 85Man
4 days ago

nottingham


"It's not my turn 😳

In the queue

Hes in a different que to me"

I'm too nice to queue😎😎😎😎😎

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By *emptme1993Man
4 days ago

manchester

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Wolverhampton

Don't like queues

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford


"It's not my turn 😳

In the queue

Hes in a different que to me"

Im at the self service

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