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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton

Gooo gooooo

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By *olly_AmberTV/TS
2 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Gooo gooooo"

You’re not interested..

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By *tickytip44Man
2 weeks ago

north wales


"Gooo gooooo"

Sorry no but, its gonna happen

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By *ondiego85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham


"Gooo gooooo

Sorry no but, its gonna happen"

He’s got a sticky tip

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Gooo gooooo

Sorry no but, its gonna happen

He’s got a sticky tip"

I prefer dondiecome

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By *.hrisMan
2 weeks ago

Bath


"Gooo gooooo

Sorry no but, its gonna happen

He’s got a sticky tip

I prefer dondiecome "

Her thighs are better than mine

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Gooo gooooo

Sorry no but, its gonna happen

He’s got a sticky tip

I prefer dondiecome

Her thighs are better than mine "

He didnt pick me for his threesome .. and no im not salty 🤣

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By *tickytip44Man
2 weeks ago

north wales


"Gooo gooooo

Sorry no but, its gonna happen

He’s got a sticky tip

I prefer dondiecome

Her thighs are better than mine

He didnt pick me for his threesome .. and no im not salty 🤣"

😂😂😂😂😂

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By *neeyeshutMan
2 weeks ago

surrey

I don't think I could ever take it out of those luscious lips until I'm totally spent 😜

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By *.hrisMan
2 weeks ago

Bath


"Gooo gooooo

Sorry no but, its gonna happen

He’s got a sticky tip

I prefer dondiecome

Her thighs are better than mine

He didnt pick me for his threesome .. and no im not salty 🤣"

But I did pick you for my foursome 😜

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By *.hrisMan
2 weeks ago

Bath


"I don't think I could ever take it out of those luscious lips until I'm totally spent 😜"

He's always too busy skiing 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"I don't think I could ever take it out of those luscious lips until I'm totally spent 😜

He's always too busy skiing 🤷🏽‍♂️"

Hes too busy saving himself 🤣🤣

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham


"I don't think I could ever take it out of those luscious lips until I'm totally spent 😜

He's always too busy skiing 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hes too busy saving himself 🤣🤣"

She's too busy pining for others 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ondiego85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham

I’m too busy watching the river flow

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
2 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


" I’m too busy watching the river flow"

He told us to move aside 😉

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


" I’m too busy watching the river flow

He told us to move aside 😉"

I would. The end

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By *orthernMan1991Man
2 weeks ago

Seaburn

Youre not the only one

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By *axo25Man
2 weeks ago

lightwater


"Youre not the only one"

You’d need to get me d*unk! 🥴

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
2 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


" I’m too busy watching the river flow

He told us to move aside 😉

I would. The end "

What are we waiting for??? Thread closed 😈

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By *rikki1967ukMan
2 weeks ago

peterborough


" I’m too busy watching the river flow

He told us to move aside 😉

I would. The end "

You probably won't let me

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By *ananas57Couple
2 weeks ago

lake ariel

I can’t think of any reason why I wouldn’t

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


" I’m too busy watching the river flow

He told us to move aside 😉

I would. The end

You probably won't let me "

Im straight so it would be trikki

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I can’t think of any reason why I wouldn’t "

2 years younger than your age preference

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By *uffsandkinkCouple
2 weeks ago

leeds


"I can’t think of any reason why I wouldn’t

2 years younger than your age preference "

You use a towel as a condom

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southport

I've just sent my cock away to be gold plated..

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By *ondiego85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham


"I've just sent my cock away to be gold plated.. "

I’m waiting for my own dick to be plated. But with platinum

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southport

I asked about an extension as well but the price was just silly

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I asked about an extension as well but the price was just silly "

Didn’t know we were having a sword fight

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By *ddie7XXXMan
2 weeks ago

wigan


"Gooo gooooo"

I don’t think I’d stop safe word need 😏

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"I asked about an extension as well but the price was just silly

Didn’t know we were having a sword fight "

Not the sword fighting I like

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By *ere4It3000Couple
2 weeks ago

Belgium


"I asked about an extension as well but the price was just silly

Didn’t know we were having a sword fight

Not the sword fighting I like "

I haven’t got a sword to join in

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By *omingo77Man
2 weeks ago

chorley

You’re not here so I’ll just wank over you instead !

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By *asual TeaCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester


"You’re not here so I’ll just wank over you instead ! "

Has decided to have a wank

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus

I’m scared of premature ejaculation

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m scared of premature ejaculation "

My speed might scare him

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By *omingo77Man
2 weeks ago

chorley

Anyone need a hand please pm me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Anyone need a hand please pm me "

Hes on the wrong thread

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Anyone need a hand please pm me

Hes on the wrong thread "

She's on all the threads

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Anyone need a hand please pm me

Hes on the wrong thread

She's on all the threads"

Hes following me

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

He's too quick

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"He's too quick "

My speed kills interest

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By *eyedwillyMan
2 weeks ago

Bedford

I'm tired

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By *rikki1967ukMan
2 weeks ago

peterborough


"He's too quick "

Can't decide to get lost in your eyes or awesome cleavage.

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By *ovetolick78Man
2 weeks ago

The Shire


"He's too quick

Can't decide to get lost in your eyes or awesome cleavage. "

I’ve got a bone in my leg

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By *olo180Man
2 weeks ago

Blackpool / London


"He's too quick

Can't decide to get lost in your eyes or awesome cleavage.

I’ve got a bone in my leg "

He’s killed the image of Santa

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"He's too quick

Can't decide to get lost in your eyes or awesome cleavage.

I’ve got a bone in my leg

He’s killed the image of Santa "

He still believes in santa

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By *olo180Man
2 weeks ago

Blackpool / London


"He's too quick

Can't decide to get lost in your eyes or awesome cleavage.

I’ve got a bone in my leg

He’s killed the image of Santa

He still believes in santa "

He’s just destroyed my dreams

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's too quick

Can't decide to get lost in your eyes or awesome cleavage.

I’ve got a bone in my leg

He’s killed the image of Santa

He still believes in santa

He’s just destroyed my dreams"

Hes dreaming

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By *urenutsMan
2 weeks ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"He's too quick

Can't decide to get lost in your eyes or awesome cleavage.

I’ve got a bone in my leg

He’s killed the image of Santa

He still believes in santa

He’s just destroyed my dreams

Hes dreaming "

I would but, just realised it's in my dreams

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By *untime40Man
2 weeks ago

.


"He's too quick

Can't decide to get lost in your eyes or awesome cleavage.

I’ve got a bone in my leg

He’s killed the image of Santa

He still believes in santa

He’s just destroyed my dreams

Hes dreaming

I would but, just realised it's in my dreams "

I would but your straight

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By *olo180Man
2 weeks ago

Blackpool / London


"He's too quick

Can't decide to get lost in your eyes or awesome cleavage.

I’ve got a bone in my leg

He’s killed the image of Santa

He still believes in santa

He’s just destroyed my dreams

Hes dreaming

I would but, just realised it's in my dreams "

I can’t wake up

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham

He's selfish.

Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎

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By *urenutsMan
2 weeks ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"He's selfish.

Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎"

I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's selfish.

Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎

I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾 "

I prefer fake nuts

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By *d4funtimesMan
2 weeks ago

Cambridge

Cocktails

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"He's selfish.

Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎

I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾

I prefer fake nuts "

She's busy playing with some nuts

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By *olo180Man
2 weeks ago

Blackpool / London


"He's selfish.

Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎

I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾

I prefer fake nuts

She's busy playing with some nuts"

He’s bolted

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By *ondiego85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham


"He's selfish.

Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎

I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾

I prefer fake nuts

She's busy playing with some nuts

He’s bolted "

I run out of baby oil. Damn p diddy!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's selfish.

Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎

I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾

I prefer fake nuts

She's busy playing with some nuts

He’s bolted

I run out of baby oil. Damn p diddy!"

Hes too busy with p diddy somewhere 🤷‍♀️

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham


"He's selfish.

Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎

I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾

I prefer fake nuts

She's busy playing with some nuts

He’s bolted

I run out of baby oil. Damn p diddy!

Hes too busy with p diddy somewhere 🤷‍♀️"

She only likes 'bad boys for life' 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's selfish.

Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎

I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾

I prefer fake nuts

She's busy playing with some nuts

He’s bolted

I run out of baby oil. Damn p diddy!

Hes too busy with p diddy somewhere 🤷‍♀️

She only likes 'bad boys for life' 😎😎😎😎😎"

🤣🤣🤣 hes too good for me

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By *ose and her beastCouple
2 weeks ago

Watford

Your too far away

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southport

My extension came with the wrong connection

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton

[Removed by poster at 03/07/25 18:55:40]

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"My extension came with the wrong connection "

I was looking for sharon 1702

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

She’s looking for a girl

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"She’s looking for a girl"

Im not tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I’m waiting on my new glasses

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By *ondiego85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham

I was going to, but he wears glasses.

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham

He can't see me😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"He can't see me😎😎😎😎😎"

He's a mystery

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By *FGIHMan
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I dont want to

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"I dont want to"

Right back at you

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

He's not in the mood

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By *ophie199Couple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Too far away!!

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By *ellishornyMan
2 weeks ago

surrey

I’m washing my hair

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
2 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m in the bath xx

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By *orrestgumpMan
2 weeks ago

penzance

I am fishing

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By *RWoodyCouple
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"I’m in the bath xx "

I prefer showers.

J xx

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I’m in the bath xx

I prefer showers.

J xx"

Slippery when wet

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I’m in the bath xx

I prefer showers.

J xx

Slippery when wet "

Your towels in the way

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By *infullyObedientWoman
2 weeks ago

Woodley

Ill need to dry off with his towel first

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By *FGIHMan
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Ill need to dry off with his towel first "

She is towelling herself

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By *ust MikeMan
2 weeks ago

Yaxley


"Ill need to dry off with his towel first

She is towelling herself"

Im too busy watching her towel herself...

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ill need to dry off with his towel first

She is towelling herself

Im too busy watching her towel herself..."

Im too busy with my own towel after my shower

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

She won’t want to get sweaty after a shower

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"She won’t want to get sweaty after a shower "

Im busy getting a cold shower

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By *ere4It3000Couple
2 weeks ago

Belgium

He’s showering with his phone. I can’t reach him now

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By *ellishornyMan
2 weeks ago

surrey

But you’d be too busy sitting on my face

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"But you’d be too busy sitting on my face "

Hes too busy with his icelolly

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham


"But you’d be too busy sitting on my face

Hes too busy with his icelolly"

She's too busy being condensed milk😎😎😎😎😎

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By *di3491Man
2 weeks ago

Sandbach

No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨"

Sorry it's because your a guy

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨

Sorry it's because your a guy"

He’s knees too sharp

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨

Sorry it's because your a guy

He’s knees too sharp "

He makes arsey comments

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨

Sorry it's because your a guy

He’s knees too sharp

He makes arsey comments "

She won’t accept my apologies 🥲

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨

Sorry it's because your a guy

He’s knees too sharp

He makes arsey comments

She won’t accept my apologies 🥲"

He hasn't apologised

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By *ongandharderMan
2 weeks ago

Rotherham

I'm looking for couples

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By *aphunterMan
2 weeks ago

woking


"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨

Sorry it's because your a guy

He’s knees too sharp

He makes arsey comments "

She has an arse worth commenting on 😘

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By *inge84Woman
2 weeks ago

RCT


"I'm looking for couples "

....but he's looking for couples and I like someone that looks stronger than me lol

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By *aphunterMan
2 weeks ago

woking

Rules are important and you are a rule breaker

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By *ulldog_71Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgefield


"I'm looking for couples

....but he's looking for couples and I like someone that looks stronger than me lol "

I'm just too old

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham

I don't like bulls or dogs😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

But I’m not attracted to ceramic recipients.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"But I’m not attracted to ceramic recipients."

She doesnt like pottery

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"But I’m not attracted to ceramic recipients.

She doesnt like pottery"

I can’t think of a reason not too

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By *infullyObedientWoman
2 weeks ago

Woodley

Your too far away

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By *dswingersCouple
2 weeks ago

chelmsford


"Your too far away"

your not bi… x

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Your too far away

your not bi… x"

I'm not bi

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By *8warrenMan
2 weeks ago

.


"Your too far away

your not bi… x

I'm not bi"

I’d fuck you but…… no but

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Your too far away

your not bi… x

I'm not bi

I’d fuck you but…… no but "

You don't have big breasts

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By *infullyObedientWoman
2 weeks ago

Woodley


"Your too far away

your not bi… x

I'm not bi

I’d fuck you but…… no but

You don't have big breasts "

Youre only half a man

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Your too far away

your not bi… x

I'm not bi

I’d fuck you but…… no but

You don't have big breasts

Youre only half a man"

Im too short apparently

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Your thighs are too big

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By *orks66Man
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Your out of my league

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By *e13guyMan
2 weeks ago

Lewisham


"Your thighs are too big "

I'd hope you have more fun by having another bi guy or two around as well to control and amplify your fun.

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By *ddy GirthyMan
2 weeks ago

Girthy Town

I dont do sausage

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
2 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Your thighs are too big

I'd hope you have more fun by having another bi guy or two around as well to control and amplify your fun."

Cant be bothered

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Your thighs are too big

I'd hope you have more fun by having another bi guy or two around as well to control and amplify your fun.

Cant be bothered "

That’s a class answer made me giggle

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By *55 ManMan
2 weeks ago

Castlerea

I'm too old for you!

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

He’s old

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By *r Bond.Man
2 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

He can’t accommodate 😭

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By *layseshCouple
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

I wouldn’t trust your watch or something not to shoot me

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I wouldn’t trust your watch or something not to shoot me"

I don't have a doodah

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By *winckle toesMan
2 weeks ago

norwich

I’m in

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m in "

Hes already in somewhere

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By *r Bond.Man
2 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands


"I wouldn’t trust your watch or something not to shoot me

I don't have a doodah "

I prefer curly hair 😉

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I wouldn’t trust your watch or something not to shoot me

I don't have a doodah

I prefer curly hair 😉"

My hair isn't curly

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By *infullyObedientWoman
2 weeks ago

Woodley

They want MMf and I dont have a cock

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"They want MMf and I dont have a cock "

Threes a crowd

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
2 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"They want MMf and I dont have a cock

Threes a crowd "

Still cant be bothered

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"They want MMf and I dont have a cock

Threes a crowd

Still cant be bothered"

Im not a fan of pineapple

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
2 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
2 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"They want MMf and I dont have a cock

Threes a crowd

Still cant be bothered

Im not a fan of pineapple "

I love pineapple

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]"

Prefer two cold inch's cider

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider "

He only wants a single female

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female "

They don't come separately

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By *infullyObedientWoman
2 weeks ago

Woodley


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female

They don't come separately "

Hes got better tattoos than me 😝

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female

They don't come separately

Hes got better tattoos than me 😝"

I don’t have tattoos

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By *winckle toesMan
2 weeks ago

norwich


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female

They don't come separately

Hes got better tattoos than me 😝"

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By *ein-guyMan
2 weeks ago

East Cowes


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female

They don't come separately

Hes got better tattoos than me 😝"

I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts

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By *aphunterMan
2 weeks ago

woking


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female

They don't come separately

Hes got better tattoos than me 😝

I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts"

I like Bob Marley live more

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By *infullyObedientWoman
2 weeks ago

Woodley


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female

They don't come separately

Hes got better tattoos than me 😝

I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts

I like Bob Marley live more"

You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then

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By *aphunterMan
2 weeks ago

woking


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female

They don't come separately

Hes got better tattoos than me 😝

I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts

I like Bob Marley live more

You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then"

I’ll guess their size of course! 34D, am I close? 🤞🤞😘

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By *infullyObedientWoman
2 weeks ago

Woodley


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female

They don't come separately

Hes got better tattoos than me 😝

I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts

I like Bob Marley live more

You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then

I’ll guess their size of course! 34D, am I close? 🤞🤞😘"

Nope number and letter both wrong

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By *b1980Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Im probably not good looking enough

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Im probably not good looking enough "

Your invisible

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By *aphunterMan
2 weeks ago

woking


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female

They don't come separately

Hes got better tattoos than me 😝

I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts

I like Bob Marley live more

You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then

I’ll guess their size of course! 34D, am I close? 🤞🤞😘

Nope number and letter both wrong "

Ok, 32 C 🤞🤞🤞

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female

They don't come separately

Hes got better tattoos than me 😝

I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts

I like Bob Marley live more

You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then

I’ll guess their size of course! 34D, am I close? 🤞🤞😘

Nope number and letter both wrong

Ok, 32 C 🤞🤞🤞"

Hes doing bad at his job

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By *aphunterMan
2 weeks ago

woking


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]

Prefer two cold inch's cider

He only wants a single female

They don't come separately

Hes got better tattoos than me 😝

I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts

I like Bob Marley live more

You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then

I’ll guess their size of course! 34D, am I close? 🤞🤞😘

Nope number and letter both wrong

Ok, 32 C 🤞🤞🤞

Hes doing bad at his job "

Can we edit this bit out if I’m wrong twice 😆

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By *fffunCouple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

He got it wrong once. No second chances

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By *ustus5555Woman
2 weeks ago

Mansfield

Haven't had the chance

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By *poolGuyMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

That's my ear.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

.... touching up my lippy...💄

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By *aphunterMan
2 weeks ago

woking


"He got it wrong once. No second chances"

Nooooooo, hope I’m not losing my powers!

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By *aphunterMan
2 weeks ago

woking


"Haven't had the chance "

Would you like me to try? X

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Haven't had the chance

Would you like me to try? X"

Hes at work

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By *aphunterMan
2 weeks ago

woking


"Haven't had the chance

Would you like me to try? X

Hes at work"

He’s a professional Baphunter…

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
2 weeks ago

Gloucester


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]"

He removed himself

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By *ddy GirthyMan
2 weeks ago

Girthy Town


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]

He removed himself "

Not interested in meeting men

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]

He removed himself "

She is stuck

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By *wnedslut-KittyWoman
2 weeks ago

Kittys Lane


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]

He removed himself

Not interested in meeting men"

I'm well over his age limit

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By *ddy GirthyMan
2 weeks ago

Girthy Town


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]

He removed himself

Not interested in meeting men

I'm well over his age limit "

Acceptions can be made when you that good -

Would fuck you but…. Distance lol

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]

He removed himself

Not interested in meeting men

I'm well over his age limit

Acceptions can be made when you that good -

Would fuck you but…. Distance lol"

I dont know were girthy town is

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

Too posh and urbane for me.

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By *ddy GirthyMan
2 weeks ago

Girthy Town


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]

He removed himself

Not interested in meeting men

I'm well over his age limit

Acceptions can be made when you that good -

Would fuck you but…. Distance lol

I dont know were girthy town is "

She doesnt know how to work google maps

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By *emma200Woman
2 weeks ago

Warwickshire


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]

He removed himself

Not interested in meeting men

I'm well over his age limit

Acceptions can be made when you that good -

Would fuck you but…. Distance lol

I dont know were girthy town is

She doesnt know how to work google maps"

Google maps is directing me straight to bed

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]

He removed himself

Not interested in meeting men

I'm well over his age limit

Acceptions can be made when you that good -

Would fuck you but…. Distance lol

I dont know were girthy town is

She doesnt know how to work google maps

Google maps is directing me straight to bed "

My Google maps isn’t working

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By *aphunterMan
2 weeks ago

woking


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]

He removed himself

Not interested in meeting men

I'm well over his age limit

Acceptions can be made when you that good -

Would fuck you but…. Distance lol

I dont know were girthy town is

She doesnt know how to work google maps

Google maps is directing me straight to bed "

I hope the journey is swift and pleasurable!

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By *ddy GirthyMan
2 weeks ago

Girthy Town


"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]

He removed himself

Not interested in meeting men

I'm well over his age limit

Acceptions can be made when you that good -

Would fuck you but…. Distance lol

I dont know were girthy town is

She doesnt know how to work google maps

Google maps is directing me straight to bed "

She missed out ‘your’ between to & bed

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Dick is too big

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By *intyballsMan
2 weeks ago

Meath


"Dick is too big"

Not looking for single guys 😭

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Dick is too big

Not looking for single guys 😭"

Your balls are minty and id tingle

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By *intyballsMan
2 weeks ago

Meath


"Dick is too big

Not looking for single guys 😭

Your balls are minty and id tingle "

Gets asked to many mad questions 😁

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By *aphunterMan
2 weeks ago

woking


"Dick is too big"

Your boobs are not too big

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