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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton

Gooooooo

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By *ndymac888Man
3 weeks ago

Dumbarton

You don’t deserve it 😉

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By *tickytip44Man
3 weeks ago

rhyl

Feet to big

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Feet to big "

Im not Donna

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By *aveed74Man
3 weeks ago

a round and a bout Midlands

I sprained my tackle

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By *tickytip44Man
3 weeks ago

rhyl


"Feet to big

Im not Donna "

She's size 5 😂

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
3 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

He sprained his tackle

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By *isterMushroomMan
3 weeks ago

Warrington


"He sprained his tackle "

I don’t do clubs

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"He sprained his tackle

I don’t do clubs"

Im allergic to mushrooms

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By *isterMushroomMan
3 weeks ago

Warrington


"He sprained his tackle

I don’t do clubs

Im allergic to mushrooms"

She doesn’t believe me that I have the antidote

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By *orbidden eastMan
3 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

Cause of distance, simple as that 😜

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By *emptme1993Man
3 weeks ago

manchester

I prefer the unforbidden west

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By *r Black 85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham


"I prefer the unforbidden west"

Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
3 weeks ago

near you


"I prefer the unforbidden west

Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎"

Profile hidden, ah well

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By *isterMushroomMan
3 weeks ago

Warrington


"I prefer the unforbidden west

Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎

Profile hidden, ah well"

I can’t think of a reason 😈🍆💦

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I prefer the unforbidden west

Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎

Profile hidden, ah well

I can’t think of a reason 😈🍆💦"

Hes busy already

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
3 weeks ago

near you


"I prefer the unforbidden west

Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎

Profile hidden, ah well

I can’t think of a reason 😈🍆💦

Hes busy already "

You don’t like girls

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By *isterMushroomMan
3 weeks ago

Warrington


"I prefer the unforbidden west

Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎

Profile hidden, ah well

I can’t think of a reason 😈🍆💦

Hes busy already "

She won’t invite me over or reply anymore 😩

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
3 weeks ago

stanley

Not sure if Mr Shrooms is really a funghi

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By *r_LickCouple
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

You haven't been bad enough to deserve it ! 😉

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"You haven't been bad enough to deserve it ! 😉"

I prefer my Drs not to lick me

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
3 weeks ago

stanley


"You haven't been bad enough to deserve it ! 😉

I prefer my Drs not to lick me "

My back is still red raw from the last time x

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple
3 weeks ago

near you


"You haven't been bad enough to deserve it ! 😉

I prefer my Drs not to lick me

My back is still red raw from the last time x"

Isn’t interested in meets just chats

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By *neeyeshutMan
3 weeks ago

surrey


"You haven't been bad enough to deserve it ! 😉

I prefer my Drs not to lick me

My back is still red raw from the last time x

Isn’t interested in meets just chats "

I'd run out of words to say

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By *igblackchocolateMan
3 weeks ago

London & Essex

You not flexible 👀👀👀

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By *aveed74Man
3 weeks ago

a round and a bout Midlands

My chickens are broody

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"My chickens are broody"

My cocks are rampant

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By *tickytip44Man
3 weeks ago

rhyl


"My chickens are broody

My cocks are rampant "

Cock fight

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"My chickens are broody

My cocks are rampant

Cock fight "

He fights cocks

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
3 weeks ago

york

But I got distracted by a different feed

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By *emptme1993Man
3 weeks ago

manchester

Turtles move too slow

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
3 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Turtles move too slow"

But you dont tempt me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Turtles move too slow

But you dont tempt me "

Id never find neverland

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By *eenALongTime.....Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol/Newcastle


"Turtles move too slow

But you dont tempt me "

Her ass is so hot I'd blow before I got near it

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By *orks66Man
3 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"Turtles move too slow

But you dont tempt me

Id never find neverland "

I don’t think I’d want to stop

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
3 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Turtles move too slow

But you dont tempt me

Id never find neverland

I don’t think I’d want to stop "

We prefer 69

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By *asty tatsyMan
3 weeks ago

london


"Turtles move too slow

But you dont tempt me

Id never find neverland

I don’t think I’d want to stop

We prefer 69"

Don’t think I’d ever leave 😁

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By *r Black 85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham


"Turtles move too slow

But you dont tempt me

Id never find neverland

I don’t think I’d want to stop

We prefer 69"

I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"Turtles move too slow

But you dont tempt me

Id never find neverland

I don’t think I’d want to stop

We prefer 69

I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎"

Im allergic to strawberries

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By *attooboy100Man
3 weeks ago

Sedgley


"Turtles move too slow

But you dont tempt me

Id never find neverland

I don’t think I’d want to stop

We prefer 69

I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎

Im allergic to strawberries "

Not really the thighs I want to die between

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By *dswingersCouple
3 weeks ago

chelmsford


"Turtles move too slow

But you dont tempt me

Id never find neverland

I don’t think I’d want to stop

We prefer 69

I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎

Im allergic to strawberries "

we love strawberries

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Turtles move too slow

But you dont tempt me

Id never find neverland

I don’t think I’d want to stop

We prefer 69

I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎

Im allergic to strawberries

Not really the thighs I want to die between "

But your from scotland 🤣

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By *r Black 85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham

You aren't thick enough for me 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rPunxMan
3 weeks ago

Hull

I'm not into guys

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm not into guys"

You think your always right and so do i 🤣🤣

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By *tudleyGoodfuckMan
3 weeks ago

Durham

I'm wearing a towel

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By *andk4fCouple
3 weeks ago

North cotswolds

Only after another woman

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By *eeper ThanMan
3 weeks ago

Dartford

I’m too distracted by the scribble between his legs

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m too distracted by the scribble between his legs "

Im too distracted at him looking in between mens legs

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m too distracted by the scribble between his legs "

I'm not into mens chests

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By *eeper ThanMan
3 weeks ago

Dartford

But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha

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By *eeper ThanMan
3 weeks ago

Dartford


"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha "

Not that I’m salty about it ha ha

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha

Not that I’m salty about it ha ha "

🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me

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By *emptme1993Man
3 weeks ago

manchester


"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha

Not that I’m salty about it ha ha

🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me "

I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha

Not that I’m salty about it ha ha

🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me

I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣"

Me three

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha

Not that I’m salty about it ha ha

🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me

I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣"

But im being ganged up on

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By *eeper ThanMan
3 weeks ago

Dartford


"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha

Not that I’m salty about it ha ha

🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me

I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣

But im being ganged up on "

And we still wouldn’t of made the gang bang section if there was one

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha

Not that I’m salty about it ha ha

🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me

I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣

But im being ganged up on

And we still wouldn’t of made the gang bang section if there was one "

He wants a gang bang and its not my thing

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By *eeper ThanMan
3 weeks ago

Dartford


"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha

Not that I’m salty about it ha ha

🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me

I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣

But im being ganged up on

And we still wouldn’t of made the gang bang section if there was one

He wants a gang bang and its not my thing "

She tells lies

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Up North


"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha

Not that I’m salty about it ha ha

🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me

I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣

But im being ganged up on

And we still wouldn’t of made the gang bang section if there was one

He wants a gang bang and its not my thing "

She’s too busy mending broken hearts 😝

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By *emptme1993Man
3 weeks ago

manchester

I’d get trapped in the fish nets

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’d get trapped in the fish nets"

He cant handle the fishnets and i love them

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By *emptme1993Man
3 weeks ago

manchester


"I’d get trapped in the fish nets

He cant handle the fishnets and i love them "

Never said I couldn’t handle them 😉

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By *elshy44Man
3 weeks ago

rct


"I’d get trapped in the fish nets

He cant handle the fishnets and i love them "

Its way too warm today lol

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By *eeper ThanMan
3 weeks ago

Dartford


"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha

Not that I’m salty about it ha ha

🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me

I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣

But im being ganged up on

And we still wouldn’t of made the gang bang section if there was one

He wants a gang bang and its not my thing

She’s too busy mending broken hearts 😝"

I’d have pasted out the time it takes to take her top off

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By *isterMushroomMan
3 weeks ago

Warrington

I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"I’d get trapped in the fish nets

He cant handle the fishnets and i love them

Its way too warm today lol "

He can't handle the heat

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets"

Hes just a too busy boy

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy "

Im being over looked

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By *eeper ThanMan
3 weeks ago

Dartford


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked"

I think his saying his really really short

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short "

Hes too deep for me

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me "

She can't take it deep

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By *ineapplecreateMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me "

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

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By *attooboy100Man
3 weeks ago

Sedgley


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely "

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it"

I like pineapple on pizza

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza "

We are opposites

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By *attooboy100Man
3 weeks ago

Sedgley


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza "

That is not studly behaviour 🤣

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
3 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza

That is not studly behaviour 🤣"

He doesnt like pineapple

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By *ineapplecreateMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza

That is not studly behaviour 🤣

He doesnt like pineapple "

Could there be too much pineapple??

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza

That is not studly behaviour 🤣

He doesnt like pineapple

Could there be too much pineapple?? "

Pineapple is overrated

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza

That is not studly behaviour 🤣

He doesnt like pineapple

Could there be too much pineapple??

Pineapple is overrated "

I provide peach not pineapple

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By *orks66Man
3 weeks ago

Huddersfield

I do love pineapple but not on pizza

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza

That is not studly behaviour 🤣

He doesnt like pineapple

Could there be too much pineapple??

Pineapple is overrated

I provide peach not pineapple "

She won't share her peach with me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza

That is not studly behaviour 🤣

He doesnt like pineapple

Could there be too much pineapple??

Pineapple is overrated

I provide peach not pineapple

She won't share her peach with me"

Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza

That is not studly behaviour 🤣

He doesnt like pineapple

Could there be too much pineapple??

Pineapple is overrated

I provide peach not pineapple

She won't share her peach with me

Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast "

She doesn’t really know me 😉

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By *attooboy100Man
3 weeks ago

Sedgley


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza

That is not studly behaviour 🤣

He doesnt like pineapple

Could there be too much pineapple??

Pineapple is overrated

I provide peach not pineapple

She won't share her peach with me

Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast "

She always confuses me for someone else

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By *rPunxMan
3 weeks ago

Hull


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza

That is not studly behaviour 🤣

He doesnt like pineapple

Could there be too much pineapple??

Pineapple is overrated

I provide peach not pineapple

She won't share her peach with me

Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast

She always confuses me for someone else "

I'm too busy trying to convince thighs, that I was right that time😉🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza

That is not studly behaviour 🤣

He doesnt like pineapple

Could there be too much pineapple??

Pineapple is overrated

I provide peach not pineapple

She won't share her peach with me

Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast

She always confuses me for someone else I'm too busy trying to convince thighs, that I was right that time😉🤣"

Im still on the bench 🤣

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By *rPunxMan
3 weeks ago

Hull


"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets

Hes just a too busy boy

Im being over looked

I think his saying his really really short

Hes too deep for me

I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely

Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it

I like pineapple on pizza

That is not studly behaviour 🤣

He doesnt like pineapple

Could there be too much pineapple??

Pineapple is overrated

I provide peach not pineapple

She won't share her peach with me

Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast

She always confuses me for someone else I'm too busy trying to convince thighs, that I was right that time😉🤣

Im still on the bench 🤣"

but the tour bus broke down and never made it to hull

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By *r Black 85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham

He doesn't travel well😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Herts


"He doesn't travel well😎😎😎😎😎"
Mr Black84 was less selfish

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 weeks ago

Woodley

Not sure im big enough

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By *43SomeCouple
3 weeks ago

Staines


"Not sure im big enough "

But you haven’t got a cock

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By *_D1998Man
3 weeks ago

tamworth

I can only get it up when it's a full moon

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock"

I havnt got a cock but id like one

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By *Silver-Man
3 weeks ago

North Wales


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock"

But I'd have to fuck you more than once

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock"

You're a couple

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

You're a couple "

Your ignorant 🤣

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

You're a couple

Your ignorant 🤣"

You skip people 😉

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By *tickytip44Man
3 weeks ago

rhyl


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

You're a couple

Your ignorant 🤣"

😂😂😂😂

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By *RWoodyCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

You're a couple

Your ignorant 🤣

😂😂😂😂"

I'm not great at flirting.

J x

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By *ideshaft1971Man
3 weeks ago

Midlands


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

I havnt got a cock but id like one "

I’m sure I may have something I can give you

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

I havnt got a cock but id like one

I’m sure I may have something I can give you "

He skips people too

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By *tickytip44Man
3 weeks ago

rhyl


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

I havnt got a cock but id like one "

Lisa 😂

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By *RWoodyCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

I havnt got a cock but id like one

I’m sure I may have something I can give you

He skips people too"

You don't have a cock 😁

J x

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

I havnt got a cock but id like one

Lisa 😂"

Everyones a skipper

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

I havnt got a cock but id like one

I’m sure I may have something I can give you

He skips people too

You don't have a cock 😁

J x"

Youd show me up with that bum x

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By *ideshaft1971Man
3 weeks ago

Midlands


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

I havnt got a cock but id like one

I’m sure I may have something I can give you

He skips people too"

Oops he’s done it again

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

I havnt got a cock but id like one

I’m sure I may have something I can give you

He skips people too

Oops he’s done it again "

He's in the dog house

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

I havnt got a cock but id like one

I’m sure I may have something I can give you

He skips people too

Oops he’s done it again "

I’m in north east

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By *RWoodyCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

I havnt got a cock but id like one

I’m sure I may have something I can give you

He skips people too

Oops he’s done it again

I’m in north east"

You've a towel for protection 😁

J x

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Not sure im big enough

But you haven’t got a cock

I havnt got a cock but id like one

I’m sure I may have something I can give you

He skips people too

Oops he’s done it again

I’m in north east

You've a towel for protection 😁

J x"

Id get splinters x

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By *eeper ThanMan
3 weeks ago

Dartford

She’s scared of little pricks

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"She’s scared of little pricks "

I dont like big ones either

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By *jjbbbMan
3 weeks ago

Ilkeston

Hey guys

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"She’s scared of little pricks

I dont like big ones either "

I’d die between them thighs

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"She’s scared of little pricks

I dont like big ones either

I’d die between them thighs"

He's just died

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By *ideshaft1971Man
3 weeks ago

Midlands


"She’s scared of little pricks

I dont like big ones either

I’d die between them thighs

He's just died"

He died very happy!

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Your too hairy

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man
3 weeks ago

Northampton


"Your too hairy"

Too far away

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"Your too hairy

Too far away"

Your a guy and too shy

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
3 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Your too hairy

Too far away"

Youre shy

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your too hairy

Too far away

Your a guy and too shy"

Your too skippy

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"Your too hairy

Too far away

Your a guy and too shy

Your too skippy "

Your not good at flirting with me 🤣

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By *RWoodyCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Your too hairy

Too far away

Your a guy and too shy

Your too skippy

Your not good at flirting with me 🤣"

You like water polo...

J x

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Your too hairy

Too far away

Your a guy and too shy

Your too skippy

Your not good at flirting with me 🤣

You like water polo...

J x"

Too slippery. It’s a trip hazard

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

You could poke an eye out

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By *attooboy100Man
3 weeks ago

Sedgley


"You could poke an eye out "

Yam-yams and Brummies don't mix

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By *ondiego85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham


"You could poke an eye out "

I don’t like white underwear

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 weeks ago

Herts


"You could poke an eye out

I don’t like white underwear "

he has preferences

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By *ingMan
3 weeks ago

Dundalk

[Removed by poster at 02/07/25 23:37:53]

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By *orthLondonGeekyBearMan
3 weeks ago

N. London

My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ."

We need a female Bear 🐻

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By *ister SmoothMan
3 weeks ago

Bramhall


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ."

Ooooh... harsh...🙄

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By *ondiego85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

Ooooh... harsh...🙄"

He’s too delicate

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 02/07/25 23:41:52]

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ."

He has too much hair

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair "

Too far

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair "

You dont have a penis

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By *tickytip44Man
3 weeks ago

rhyl


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair

You dont have a penis "

😂😂😂

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By *RWoodyCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair

You dont have a penis "

Our boobs would make it difficult to kiss 😁

J xx

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby

They both skip

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By *ingMan
3 weeks ago

Dundalk

U have A penis

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Too far

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
3 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair

You dont have a penis "

2 subs don't make a right.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair

You dont have a penis

2 subs don't make a right. "

We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣

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By *cotlickMan
3 weeks ago

Falkirk

My eyes are shutting

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By *attooboy100Man
3 weeks ago

Sedgley


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair

You dont have a penis

2 subs don't make a right.

We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣"

Wouldn't let me tell her what to do, apparently doesn't like a black country accent 🤣

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By *raig05Man
3 weeks ago

essex

In any pic request dm

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair

You dont have a penis

2 subs don't make a right.

We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣

Wouldn't let me tell her what to do, apparently doesn't like a black country accent 🤣"

If only he he was scottish 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 03/07/25 00:03:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

There is no but…

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By *attooboy100Man
3 weeks ago

Sedgley


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair

You dont have a penis

2 subs don't make a right.

We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣

Wouldn't let me tell her what to do, apparently doesn't like a black country accent 🤣

If only he he was scottish 🤣"

If only she didn't have a fetish for Scott 🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair

You dont have a penis

2 subs don't make a right.

We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣

Wouldn't let me tell her what to do, apparently doesn't like a black country accent 🤣

If only he he was scottish 🤣

If only she didn't have a fetish for Scott 🤣"

He wouldnt wear a kilt

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By *attooboy100Man
3 weeks ago

Sedgley


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair

You dont have a penis

2 subs don't make a right.

We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣

Wouldn't let me tell her what to do, apparently doesn't like a black country accent 🤣

If only he he was scottish 🤣

If only she didn't have a fetish for Scott 🤣

He wouldnt wear a kilt "

She likes men in skirts

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By *ister SmoothMan
3 weeks ago

Bramhall

She wouldn't fettle my sporran...

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By *odgerMooreMan
3 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

She wouldn’t wear the protective gear and mitts

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By *RWoodyCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"She wouldn’t wear the protective gear and mitts "

Your boxer shorts don't give the best review of your performance 😁

J x

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By *ister SmoothMan
3 weeks ago

Bramhall

You put too much faith in dodgy reviews...

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"You put too much faith in dodgy reviews..."

Your too smooth for me

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"You put too much faith in dodgy reviews...

Your too smooth for me "

Youtry hard to get

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By *ondonlad90Man
3 weeks ago

London

I wouldn’t wanna be too rough hahahah

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
3 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City


"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ.

He has too much hair

You dont have a penis

2 subs don't make a right.

We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣"

😂😂 It would be the weirdest standoff off ever.

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By *as7643Man
3 weeks ago

staffs

U have a dick

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By *ister SmoothMan
3 weeks ago

Bramhall

You have a face like a no smoking sign

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"You have a face like a no smoking sign"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *hristianGray2005Man
3 weeks ago

Galway

I have zero fucks left to give….

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
3 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City


"I have zero fucks left to give…."

Your fucks hath runneth dry.

You could go fuck shopping but there no fucks left to buy.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I have zero fucks left to give….

Your fucks hath runneth dry.

You could go fuck shopping but there no fucks left to buy. "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *urenutsMan
3 weeks ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"I have zero fucks left to give….

Your fucks hath runneth dry.

You could go fuck shopping but there no fucks left to buy.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

But you to hot

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By *idewayscontrolMan
3 weeks ago

Exeter

I'd hate to disappoint

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By *r Black 85Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham

He's putting too much pressure on himself 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *iniskirtCouple
3 weeks ago

Paisley

You’ve hidden your profile x

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By *urenutsMan
3 weeks ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"You’ve hidden your profile x"

I would love to fuck you but you up north

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By *heelerMan
3 weeks ago

Northants


"You’ve hidden your profile x

I would love to fuck you but you up north "

I'm allergic to nuts

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By *RWoodyCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"You’ve hidden your profile x

I would love to fuck you but you up north

I'm allergic to nuts"

You'd give me a shock, moisture and electrics don't mix...😁

J x

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