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"Gooooooooo" I’m to busy perving over you | |||
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"Gooooooooo" Stop using lip fillers  | |||
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"It's too bloody humid " I’m too hot for him | |||
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"Gooooooooo Stop using lip fillers "Awwww big kisses to you 😘😘😘 | |||
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"It's too bloody humid I’m too hot for him " Im too busy deflating my lips because they said so 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Gooooooooo Stop using lip fillers
Awwww big kisses to you 😘😘😘"Beautiful enough without 🥰😘 | |||
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"I’m hot and sweaty enough already " Im too busy trying to tolerate idiots | |||
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"Gooooooooo Stop using lip fillers "I cannot leave the cold shower for one second! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 23:52:48]" I prefer wideshaft 1972 | |||
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"Your shaft is too wide" Your mouth is too small | |||
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"Should always check the spelling! It’s “your” 😎" He’s a a walking dictionary | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 23:52:48] I prefer wideshaft 1972" I am too old ! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 23:55:06]" The Liverpool shirt made me lose my erection .. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 23:55:06] The Liverpool shirt made me lose my erection .. " You dont have a cape to go with thst pose and im dissapointed | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 23:55:06] The Liverpool shirt made me lose my erection .. You dont have a cape to go with thst pose and im dissapointed " I’m too busy shopping for capes | |||
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"Capes, I’m still in the shower and I need a towel not a cape!" Tell him he has a towel its erm hanging off his cock 👅 | |||
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"Capes, I’m still in the shower and I need a towel not a cape! Tell him he has a towel its erm hanging off his cock 👅" Oh, that’s were I hung it! | |||
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"Capes, I’m still in the shower and I need a towel not a cape! Tell him he has a towel its erm hanging off his cock 👅 Oh, that’s were I hung it!" Hahahahahahhahahah | |||
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"Capes, I’m still in the shower and I need a towel not a cape! Tell him he has a towel its erm hanging off his cock 👅 Oh, that’s were I hung it! Hahahahahahhahahah" I can’t leave this hotel room!! | |||
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"Capes, I’m still in the shower and I need a towel not a cape! Tell him he has a towel its erm hanging off his cock 👅 Oh, that’s were I hung it! Hahahahahahhahahah I can’t leave this hotel room!! " I can’t find his hotel room | |||
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"Capes, I’m still in the shower and I need a towel not a cape! Tell him he has a towel its erm hanging off his cock 👅 Oh, that’s were I hung it! Hahahahahahhahahah I can’t leave this hotel room!! I can’t find his hotel room " I’ve just left it | |||
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"Capes, I’m still in the shower and I need a towel not a cape! Tell him he has a towel its erm hanging off his cock 👅 Oh, that’s were I hung it! Hahahahahahhahahah I can’t leave this hotel room!! I can’t find his hotel room I’ve just left it " I just arrived and you weren't there | |||
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"Capes, I’m still in the shower and I need a towel not a cape! Tell him he has a towel its erm hanging off his cock 👅 Oh, that’s were I hung it! Hahahahahahhahahah I can’t leave this hotel room!! I can’t find his hotel room I’ve just left it I just arrived and you weren't there " Its was my hotel room and you have trespassed | |||
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"Capes, I’m still in the shower and I need a towel not a cape! Tell him he has a towel its erm hanging off his cock 👅 Oh, that’s were I hung it! Hahahahahahhahahah I can’t leave this hotel room!! I can’t find his hotel room I’ve just left it I just arrived and you weren't there " On my way back | |||
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"It's getting too busy in this hotel" Is that possible……;) | |||
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"It's getting too busy in this hotel" I’m all out of excuses | |||
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"It's getting too busy in this hotel I’m all out of excuses " He cant think of anything to say and i hate silent sex | |||
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"It's getting too busy in this hotel I’m all out of excuses He cant think of anything to say and i hate silent sex" Chat a lot to make up for you not being able too from having your mouth full | |||
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"It's getting too busy in this hotel I’m all out of excuses He cant think of anything to say and i hate silent sex" I’m too busy reading and looking at all these text messages | |||
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"It's getting too busy in this hotel I’m all out of excuses He cant think of anything to say and i hate silent sex" It’s hard to talk with your mouth ful | |||
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"It's getting too busy in this hotel I’m all out of excuses He cant think of anything to say and i hate silent sex It’s hard to talk with your mouth ful " His mouth is full | |||
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"It's getting too busy in this hotel I’m all out of excuses He cant think of anything to say and i hate silent sex It’s hard to talk with your mouth ful " He doesn't have any manners | |||
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"It's getting too busy in this hotel I’m all out of excuses He cant think of anything to say and i hate silent sex It’s hard to talk with your mouth ful His mouth is full" Must be double jointed | |||
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"I'm busy perving " I have gone blind perving | |||
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"I'm busy perving I have gone blind perving " Hes gone blind and he might put it in my ear | |||
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"I'm busy perving I have gone blind perving Hes gone blind and he might put it in my ear " Mmmm feels nice and tight in EAR | |||
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"I hate getting 'Wet willy' 😂 " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I hate getting 'Wet willy' 😂 " Haha I don’t actually!! | |||
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"I hate getting 'Wet willy' 😂 Haha I don’t actually!! " Hahahaah but only when i say your allowed ! | |||
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"I hate getting 'Wet willy' 😂 Haha I don’t actually!! Hahahaah but only when i say your allowed !" But im not allowed until TT gives me permission | |||
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"I’d have to make you orgasim first 🥵" You’d have to ask TT….. 🤣 | |||
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"But your not taking these winks seriously "I prefer Cif | |||
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"But your not taking these winks seriously
I prefer Cif"He prefers cleaning products | |||
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"But your not taking these winks seriously
I prefer Cif
He prefers cleaning products "I prefer cleaning 🤣 | |||
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"Lmao I feel attacked "🤣🤣🤣 hes too hurt | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️" 👀😈 | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈" You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere  | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere "You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days. | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days. "Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎 | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days. "Must change that name!!! 🤣 | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎"I’m too busy counting | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting "I only count sheep | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep "I fell asleep | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep "Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣 | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep
Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣"I didn’t realise you’d started 😂 | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep
Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣
I didn’t realise you’d started 😂"I only throw sausages down hallways 🤔 | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep
Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣
I didn’t realise you’d started 😂
I only throw sausages down hallways 🤔"😂😂😂 | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep
Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣
I didn’t realise you’d started 😂
I only throw sausages down hallways 🤔
😂😂😂"I just got laughed at 😔 | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep
Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣
I didn’t realise you’d started 😂
I only throw sausages down hallways 🤔
😂😂😂
I just got laughed at 😔"You make me laugh too much 😉 | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep
Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣
I didn’t realise you’d started 😂
I only throw sausages down hallways 🤔
😂😂😂
I just got laughed at 😔
You make me laugh too much 😉"I didn’t bring the ball gag 🤷♂️ | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep
Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣
I didn’t realise you’d started 😂
I only throw sausages down hallways 🤔
😂😂😂
I just got laughed at 😔
You make me laugh too much 😉
I didn’t bring the ball gag 🤷♂️ "You need to be better prepared | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep
Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣
I didn’t realise you’d started 😂
I only throw sausages down hallways 🤔
😂😂😂
I just got laughed at 😔
You make me laugh too much 😉
I didn’t bring the ball gag 🤷♂️
You need to be better prepared "Your a hard taskmaster | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep
Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣
I didn’t realise you’d started 😂
I only throw sausages down hallways 🤔
😂😂😂
I just got laughed at 😔
You make me laugh too much 😉
I didn’t bring the ball gag 🤷♂️ "You had one fuckin job ,You forgot the ball gag🤦🏻😂 | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep
Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣
I didn’t realise you’d started 😂
I only throw sausages down hallways 🤔
😂😂😂
I just got laughed at 😔
You make me laugh too much 😉
I didn’t bring the ball gag 🤷♂️
You had one fuckin job ,You forgot the ball gag🤦🏻😂"There’s just no pleasing some people 🤣 | |||
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"There is no but!! 🔥❤️ 👀😈 You’re too busy getting attention elsewhere
You’re a partyboy and I prefer a night in these days.
Twos company, three’s a crowd 🤣😎
I’m too busy counting
I only count sheep
I fell asleep
Oh? I hadn’t even finished 🤣
I didn’t realise you’d started 😂
I only throw sausages down hallways 🤔
😂😂😂
I just got laughed at 😔
You make me laugh too much 😉
I didn’t bring the ball gag 🤷♂️
You had one fuckin job ,You forgot the ball gag🤦🏻😂
There’s just no pleasing some people 🤣"Are you a disprin dealer with that name | |||
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"👌 😲 " He cant speak hes an emoji | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji" I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. " He wants her not me 😝 | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝" She's upset over someone else | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝" I would ask if I can have you both | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝 I would ask if I can have you both " Hes too greedy | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝 I would ask if I can have you both Hes too greedy " You seem you will be busy hehe | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝 I would ask if I can have you both Hes too greedy You seem you will be busy hehe " Your too male for me | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝 I would ask if I can have you both Hes too greedy You seem you will be busy hehe Your too male for me " You write better poems than me | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝 I would ask if I can have you both Hes too greedy You seem you will be busy hehe Your too male for me You write better poems than me " You are definitely easily pleased 😂 | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝 I would ask if I can have you both Hes too greedy You seem you will be busy hehe Your too male for me You write better poems than me You are definitely easily pleased 😂" He doesnt like pleasing | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝 I would ask if I can have you both Hes too greedy You seem you will be busy hehe Your too male for me You write better poems than me You are definitely easily pleased 😂 He doesnt like pleasing " Would end up obsessing over her ink | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝 I would ask if I can have you both Hes too greedy You seem you will be busy hehe Your too male for me You write better poems than me You are definitely easily pleased 😂 He doesnt like pleasing " She thinks i won't satisfy her | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝 I would ask if I can have you both Hes too greedy You seem you will be busy hehe Your too male for me You write better poems than me You are definitely easily pleased 😂 He doesnt like pleasing She thinks i won't satisfy her " She hopes I will satisfy her | |||
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"👌 😲 He cant speak hes an emoji I would love to fuck you. Don't k me how to asked you. He wants her not me 😝 I would ask if I can have you both Hes too greedy You seem you will be busy hehe Your too male for me You write better poems than me You are definitely easily pleased 😂 He doesnt like pleasing She thinks i won't satisfy her She hopes I will satisfy her" He thinks his shafts too wide | |||
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"You’re not bi :/ Although wouldn’t say no to watching you and hubs lol :p" Im not bi 🙊 | |||
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"You’re not bi :/ Although wouldn’t say no to watching you and hubs lol :p Im not bi 🙊" You’d turn up on the wrong day | |||
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"You’re not bi :/ Although wouldn’t say no to watching you and hubs lol :p Im not bi 🙊 You’d turn up on the wrong day " You can't tempt me | |||
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"Too much ink for me" Too far away | |||
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"Too much ink for me" We definitely would 😉🤪 | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪" They’re too hot | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪" it means I have to swim the Irish sea. Tbf that's not a bad idea in this weather | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot" Can’t get tickets for Belgium | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium "They’re too lazy to make the effort :p | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p"Don't like my ink | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink"I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠 | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠"Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x"You have superman pants but no cape | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x
You have superman pants but no cape "I’m a marvel fan | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x
You have superman pants but no cape
I’m a marvel fan "Hes a marvellous fan | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x
You have superman pants but no cape
I’m a marvel fan
Hes a marvellous fan "I prefer to be splendid, personally | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x
You have superman pants but no cape
I’m a marvel fan
Hes a marvellous fan
I prefer to be splendid, personally "Hes a sugar alternative | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x
You have superman pants but no cape
I’m a marvel fan
Hes a marvellous fan
I prefer to be splendid, personally
Hes a sugar alternative "She would to sweet | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x
You have superman pants but no cape
I’m a marvel fan
Hes a marvellous fan
I prefer to be splendid, personally
Hes a sugar alternative
She would to sweet "I'm sweet enough | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x
You have superman pants but no cape
I’m a marvel fan
Hes a marvellous fan
I prefer to be splendid, personally
Hes a sugar alternative
She would to sweet
I'm sweet enough "You’re too speedy | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x
You have superman pants but no cape
I’m a marvel fan
Hes a marvellous fan
I prefer to be splendid, personally
Hes a sugar alternative
She would to sweet
I'm sweet enough
You’re too speedy"Too hairy | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x
You have superman pants but no cape
I’m a marvel fan
Hes a marvellous fan
I prefer to be splendid, personally
Hes a sugar alternative
She would to sweet
I'm sweet enough
You’re too speedy
Too hairy"Im not into couples | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x
You have superman pants but no cape
I’m a marvel fan
Hes a marvellous fan
I prefer to be splendid, personally
Hes a sugar alternative
She would to sweet
I'm sweet enough
You’re too speedy
Too hairy
Im not into couples "Can’t help himself constantly saying making excuses after being rejected once :p | |||
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"Too much ink for me We definitely would 😉🤪 They’re too hot Can’t get tickets for Belgium
They’re too lazy to make the effort :p
Don't like my ink
I have an ink-ling you’re sensitive 🤠
Your lips are too kissable to want to do anything else x
You have superman pants but no cape
I’m a marvel fan
Hes a marvellous fan
I prefer to be splendid, personally
Hes a sugar alternative
She would to sweet
I'm sweet enough
You’re too speedy
Too hairy
Im not into couples
Can’t help himself constantly saying making excuses after being rejected once :p"Not hairy enough | |||
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"What do i do?  "He doesnt understand | |||
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"What do i do?
He doesnt understand "I’d get eaten alive | |||
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"What do i do?
He doesnt understand "There is no but..... I would fuck you 😈🫦 | |||
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"What do i do?
He doesnt understand "Definitely no "but"... 😉 | |||
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"Busy edging myself " Hes too dirty at work | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol" Gives up too easy | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy" Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game…" I’ve been relegated | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated " Caught my nails on your fishnets… | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets…" I was on HMS Terror instead 😎 | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets…" Im busy in the shower | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower " Hes too busy showering | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering " You’d make me wait | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait " He has no patience | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait " Id deprive him for hours | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours " I fell asleep | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait He has no patience " Patience is only a virtue if finally rewarded | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours " I cant find you haha xx | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours " She's too far away right now | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours She's too far away right now " I’m busy learning patience | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours She's too far away right now I’m busy learning patience " You always do as your told 🤷♀️ | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours She's too far away right now I’m busy learning patience You always do as your told 🤷♀️" Too busy listening for instructions - seemingly so….. | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours She's too far away right now I’m busy learning patience You always do as your told 🤷♀️" I only visit Manchester 3 time per year.... | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours She's too far away right now I’m busy learning patience You always do as your told 🤷♀️ I only visit Manchester 3 time per year...." His sat nav is broken | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours She's too far away right now I’m busy learning patience You always do as your told 🤷♀️ I only visit Manchester 3 time per year.... His sat nav is broken " Doesn't know where to come | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours She's too far away right now I’m busy learning patience You always do as your told 🤷♀️ I only visit Manchester 3 time per year.... His sat nav is broken Doesn't know where to come " Still trying to figure out of this is an innuendo… | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… We're just too far away Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours She's too far away right now I’m busy learning patience You always do as your told 🤷♀️ I only visit Manchester 3 time per year.... His sat nav is broken Doesn't know where to come Still trying to figure out of this is an innuendo…" | |||
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"I tried to but i give up lol Gives up too easy Not so much as out of my league, as playing a different game… I’ve been relegated Caught my nails on your fishnets… Im busy in the shower Hes too busy showering You’d make me wait Id deprive him for hours She's too far away right now I’m busy learning patience You always do as your told 🤷♀️ I only visit Manchester 3 time per year.... His sat nav is broken Doesn't know where to come " She won’t tell me where to cum | |||
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"I'm too busy reading this long thread "I can’t read | |||
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"I'm too busy reading this long thread
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"I'm too busy reading this long thread
I can’t read
I can’t text"Ive broken my fingers | |||
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"I'm too busy reading this long thread
I can’t read
I can’t text
Ive broken my fingers "We don't meet men | |||
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"I'm too busy reading this long thread
I can’t read
I can’t text
Ive broken my fingers
We don't meet men "I don't meet couples | |||
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"I'm too busy reading this long thread
I can’t read
I can’t text
Ive broken my fingers
We don't meet men
I don't meet couples "I don’t meet anyone | |||
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"I'm too busy reading this long thread
I can’t read
I can’t text
Ive broken my fingers
We don't meet men
I don't meet couples
I don’t meet anyone "I’ve unfortunately come down with a slight case of death. | |||
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"I'm too busy reading this long thread
I can’t read
I can’t text
Ive broken my fingers
We don't meet men
I don't meet couples
I don’t meet anyone
I’ve unfortunately come down with a slight case of death."I dont play with the dead | |||
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"I'm too busy reading this long thread
I can’t read
I can’t text
Ive broken my fingers
We don't meet men
I don't meet couples
I don’t meet anyone
I’ve unfortunately come down with a slight case of death.
I dont play with the dead "I'm dead | |||
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"She’s dead "She’s watching dead people | |||
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"She’s dead
She’s watching dead people "I prefer just robert | |||
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