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"Pint" Probably annoy him by complaining about how hot it is. | |||
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"Have anal Wank over you" Massage her legs | |||
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"Give him the discrete fun Bend over for them" Bend him over for them 🎯 | |||
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"Suck Ride Spit roast" Pints and pool | |||
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"Suck Ride" Sounds good to me x | |||
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"Suck Ride Spit roast Pints and pool" Chest hair competition  | |||
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"Suck Ride Spit roast Pints and pool Chest hair competition "Share my beard oil with him | |||
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"Suck Ride Spit roast Pints and pool Chest hair competition
Share my beard oil with him "Steal the beard oil | |||
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"Ride x" See if she wants another ride.. | |||
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"Ride x See if she wants another ride.." Ask where the rides are | |||
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"ben over and lick both holes" Spitroast | |||
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"Take the oral xx" Smack that bum | |||
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"Take the oral xx" Lick her til she cums x | |||
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"In " Since he’s straight, I’d buy him a beer | |||
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"Watch him creampie my mrs" Get the baby wipes ready | |||
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"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥" Spray with water before turning the fan on. | |||
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"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥 Spray with water before turning the fan on." Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams | |||
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"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥 Spray with water before turning the fan on. Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams" Ask for an ice cream | |||
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"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥 Spray with water before turning the fan on. Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams Ask for an ice cream " Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down | |||
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"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥 Spray with water before turning the fan on. Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams Ask for an ice cream Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down" Eat said ice cream | |||
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"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥 Spray with water before turning the fan on. Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams Ask for an ice cream Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down" Ask her get hot n sweaty with me | |||
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"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥 Spray with water before turning the fan on. Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams Ask for an ice cream Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down Ask her get hot n sweaty with me" Gives him a fiver to buy ice creams the other twats wasted | |||
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"Suck him dry" Me too, want his load over my face | |||
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"Suck him dry Me too, want his load over my face" Slap. 🤣 | |||
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"Suck him dry Me too, want his load over my face Slap. 🤣" High 5 👋🤣 | |||
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"Suck him dry Me too, want his load over my face Slap. 🤣 High 5 👋🤣" Strip poker | |||
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"Suck him dry Me too, want his load over my face Slap. 🤣 High 5 👋🤣 Strip poker" Buy him an old Sky Plus remote for some great old fashioned comparison pics, Mrs x | |||
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"Cold water hose him down in this heat. He's probably melting and would appreciate it. ☺️ " Jump in front of the hose 🥵 | |||
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"Cold water hose him down in this heat. He's probably melting and would appreciate it. ☺️ Jump in front of the hose 🥵" Push in front of them as im boiling | |||
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"Go to the gym with him " Ask him if hes ever measured it against a scaffold bar | |||
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"Go to the gym with him Ask him if hes ever measured it against a scaffold bar" See if she has an old sky remote | |||
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"I’d ask her to unhide her profile. "Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌 | |||
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"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.
Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌"It's full of ice at the moment haha xx | |||
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"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.
Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌
It's full of ice at the moment haha xx"Ask if its free? | |||
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"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.
Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌
It's full of ice at the moment haha xx
Ask if its free?"If it's free ask if i can join | |||
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"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.
Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌
It's full of ice at the moment haha xx
Ask if its free?
If it's free ask if i can join"Shit being at the bottom of these threads isn’t it. Don’t worry I’ll take your place  | |||
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"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.
Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌
It's full of ice at the moment haha xx
Ask if its free?
If it's free ask if i can join
Shit being at the bottom of these threads isn’t it. Don’t worry I’ll take your place "Seduce him | |||
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"Anything she wanted " go for a pint with him | |||
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"Anything she wanted go for a pint with him " Pinch his pint | |||
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"Anything she wanted go for a pint with him Pinch his pint " Pinch her nip | |||
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"Anything she wanted go for a pint with him Pinch his pint " stop stealing my pints or I'll spank you | |||
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"I will have a chilled beer" Share a cold beer | |||
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"Hmmm not sure I’m a lover not a fighter "Referee this love war | |||
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"Pint Get him another " Ask him for a drink 🍷 | |||
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"Pint Get him another " Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better | |||
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"Pint Get him another Ask him for a drink 🍷" Buy her a drink 🍷  | |||
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"Pint Get him another Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better " Shots?!? | |||
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"Pint Get him another Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better Shots?!?" Yes!!!!! | |||
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"Pint Get him another Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better " Ice bath? | |||
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"Pint Get him another Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better Shots?!? Yes!!!!! " Hope you don’t mind body shots. We going tequila rose or brandy hehe | |||
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"Pint Get him another Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better Shots?!? Yes!!!!! Hope you don’t mind body shots. We going tequila rose or brandy hehe " Hose him down | |||
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"*puts hose away" Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping | |||
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"*puts hose away Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping " have a pint | |||
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"*puts hose away Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint " Definitely would take up the pint offer | |||
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"*puts hose away Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint Definitely would take up the pint offer " I'm having Guinness what are you having | |||
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"*puts hose away Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping " Confiscates pen knife….naughty boy | |||
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"*puts hose away Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint Definitely would take up the pint offer I'm having Guinness what are you having " The same, Sláinte | |||
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"*puts hose away Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint Definitely would take up the pint offer I'm having Guinness what are you having The same, Sláinte" Better get them Guinness in 🥳🥳 | |||
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"*puts hose away Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint Definitely would take up the pint offer I'm having Guinness what are you having The same, Sláinte Better get them Guinness in 🥳" have to find a proper Irish pub so | |||
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"Time for cocktails Operation" Dr unk jenga | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45] Ask him what he deleted " The same answer but if you type it fully it blocks part of it…I got nothing to hide hehehe  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45] Ask him what he deleted " ask him if he's still just curious | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45] Ask him what he deleted ask him if he's still just curious " Enter his cave | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45] Ask him what he deleted ask him if he's still just curious Enter his cave " Enter her cave | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45] Ask him what he deleted ask him if he's still just curious Enter his cave " See if she has any ice cubes left | |||
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"Polish his sunglasses "Nibble the nipple | |||
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"Polish his sunglasses "Ask if I can taste her nipples | |||
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"Polish his sunglasses
Ask if I can taste her nipples
"Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣 | |||
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"Polish his sunglasses
Ask if I can taste her nipples
Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣"Tell him hes john holmes | |||
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"Polish his sunglasses
Ask if I can taste her nipples
Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣
Tell him hes john holmes "Send her to specsavers | |||
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"Polish his sunglasses
Ask if I can taste her nipples
Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣
Tell him hes john holmes
Send her to specsavers "Send him becking | |||
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"Polish his sunglasses
Ask if I can taste her nipples
Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣
Tell him hes john holmes
Send her to specsavers
Send him becking "See if she needs any help | |||
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"Soak his towel" Let her have the towel | |||
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"Soak his towel" Hose them down x | |||
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"Soak his towel Hose them down x" Help to hold the hose x | |||
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"Soak his towel Hose them down x" Help the hose down and in turn hose them down too 😉 | |||
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"Direct the fan on her" Get her some ice as shes 🔥 | |||
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"Direct the fan on her Get her some ice as shes 🔥" Pick her up and jump in the pool | |||
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"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen "Apply sunscreen on her instead | |||
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"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen "No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x | |||
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"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen
No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x"Forget sunscreen that body needs to be oiled up | |||
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"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen
No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x
Forget sunscreen that body needs to be oiled up"Help with the oiling | |||
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"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen
No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x
Forget sunscreen that body needs to be oiled up
Help with the oiling "Give them Margaritas for the hard work | |||
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"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈" Rub it in good | |||
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"Girl chat" At a spa | |||
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"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈 Rub it in good " Full body oil massage I hope? X | |||
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"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈 Rub it in good Full body oil massage I hope? X" Is there any other way ? X | |||
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"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈 Rub it in good Full body oil massage I hope? X Is there any other way ? X" Give her a big cuddle | |||
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"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈 Rub it in good Full body oil massage I hope? X Is there any other way ? X" It’s the only way… x | |||
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