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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Next rnd

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby

Arm wrestle 💪🏻

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Pint

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By *.hrisMan
2 weeks ago

Bath

2 pints

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham

Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

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By *utlongjohnMan
2 weeks ago

close

Pint

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By *asepaul71Man
2 weeks ago

Buxton

Kneel 😜

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By *ackson692024Man
2 weeks ago

Pontypridd


"Kneel 😜"

Spank

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By *harlie crokerMan
2 weeks ago

north west

Pint

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Up North


"Pint"

Probably annoy him by complaining about how hot it is.

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By *ankoveryouMan
2 weeks ago

hull

Have anal

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Have anal"

Wank over you

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Have anal

Wank over you"

Massage her legs

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By *ady MelissaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

north Bristol

Suck him dry

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By *othi30Man
2 weeks ago

Wakefield

Ill take care of the shoulders 😋😜

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By *ady MelissaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

north Bristol

??

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By *umagain58Man
2 weeks ago

London

Give him the discrete fun

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By *eter82Man
2 weeks ago

bury


"Give him the discrete fun"

Bend over for them

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By *othi30Man
2 weeks ago

Wakefield

My comment was supposed to go before your hahah sorry 🤷😅

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Give him the discrete fun

Bend over for them"

Bend him over for them 🎯

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By *lueyes69Man
2 weeks ago

coventry

Suck them delicious tits

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By *oldStreak999Man
2 weeks ago

Benfleet

Get him a beer

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By *ames69954Man
2 weeks ago

reading

Buy him a pint

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By *ndian_jmCouple
2 weeks ago

Wigston

Suck

Ride

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By *attooed_BlueeyesMan
2 weeks ago

Tameside


"Suck

Ride"

Spit roast

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Suck

Ride

Spit roast"

Help

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Suck

Ride

Spit roast"

Pints and pool

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By *he Viking321TV/TS
2 weeks ago

TELFORD

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By *ames69954Man
2 weeks ago

reading


"Suck

Ride"

Sounds good to me x

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By *he Viking321TV/TS
2 weeks ago

TELFORD

Offer my body

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Suck

Ride

Spit roast

Pints and pool"

Chest hair competition

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
2 weeks ago

north


"Suck

Ride

Spit roast

Pints and pool

Chest hair competition "

Share my beard oil with him

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Suck

Ride

Spit roast

Pints and pool

Chest hair competition

Share my beard oil with him "

Steal the beard oil

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By *amesy6918Man
2 weeks ago

newry

Get his tattoo Artists details

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
2 weeks ago

cardiff

Ride x

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Ride x"

See if she wants another ride..

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ride x

See if she wants another ride.."

Ask where the rides are

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By *dventurecouple2000Couple
2 weeks ago

Cambridge

ben over and lick both holes

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By *ilverFoxOralLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat


"ben over and lick both holes"

Spitroast

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
2 weeks ago

cardiff

Take the oral xx

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By *eardedguy83Man
2 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"Take the oral xx"

Smack that bum

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Take the oral xx"

Lick her til she cums x

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By *done777Man
2 weeks ago

Northwest

In

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
2 weeks ago

north


"In "

Since he’s straight, I’d buy him a beer

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By *irabeeCouple
2 weeks ago

Surbiton

Take him with my mouth

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By *ambsfunMan
2 weeks ago

Cambridge

Spitroast

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By *unny usernameMan
2 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Watch him creampie my mrs

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By *attooboy100Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgley


"Watch him creampie my mrs"

Get the baby wipes ready

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
2 weeks ago

cardiff

Fuck

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
2 weeks ago

from mars

Fuck twice

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By *rrdvarkMan
2 weeks ago

Wakefield

Clean up

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
2 weeks ago

from mars


"Clean up "

Erm 🥴

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
2 weeks ago

cardiff

I’ll clean up myself thanks xx

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By *ndian_jmCouple
2 weeks ago

Wigston

69

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By *xplorerMan28Man
2 weeks ago

Coleraine Area

Fuck! X

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By *rrdvarkMan
2 weeks ago

Wakefield

Haha meant for CS

CS fair enough but my his hot pics!

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By *attooboy100Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgley

Nothing 🤣

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By *62GeneralMan
2 weeks ago

Loughton

Go for a pint

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

Fan.

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By *ickedwillyCouple
2 weeks ago

Bangor

Introduce him to the wife.

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby

Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton


"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥"

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on."

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams"

Ask for an ice cream

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams

Ask for an ice cream "

Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down

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By *attooed_BlueeyesMan
2 weeks ago

Tameside


"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams

Ask for an ice cream

Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down"

Eat said ice cream

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams

Ask for an ice cream

Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down"

Ask her get hot n sweaty with me

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton


"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams

Ask for an ice cream

Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down

Ask her get hot n sweaty with me"

Gives him a fiver to buy ice creams the other twats wasted

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By *he zenMan
2 weeks ago

maidstone


"Suck him dry"

Me too, want his load over my face

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By *hortieWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton


"Suck him dry

Me too, want his load over my face"

Slap.

🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Suck him dry

Me too, want his load over my face

Slap.

🤣"

High 5 👋🤣

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Suck him dry

Me too, want his load over my face

Slap.

🤣

High 5 👋🤣"

Strip poker

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By *ortyairCouple
2 weeks ago

Wallasey


"Suck him dry

Me too, want his load over my face

Slap.

🤣

High 5 👋🤣

Strip poker"

Buy him an old Sky Plus remote for some great old fashioned comparison pics, Mrs x

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By *fffunCouple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Cold water hose him down in this heat. He's probably melting and would appreciate it. ☺️

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Cold water hose him down in this heat. He's probably melting and would appreciate it. ☺️ "

Jump in front of the hose 🥵

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Cold water hose him down in this heat. He's probably melting and would appreciate it. ☺️

Jump in front of the hose 🥵"

Push in front of them as im boiling

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By *ellishornyMan
2 weeks ago

surrey

Join in the fun

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By *eesside52Man
2 weeks ago

Stockton

Join in with a female if possible

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By *r Bond.Man
2 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

Fuck all, it’s far too hot for that shit

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By *ellishornyMan
2 weeks ago

surrey

Not in the aircontioned office my wife is about to clean on her own

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By *attooboy100Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgley

Shake his hand for being right on the money. Way to hot for that shit

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By *ein-guyMan
2 weeks ago

East Cowes

Chat about ink

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By *eeper ThanMan
2 weeks ago

Dartford

Gotta ask about them tattoos

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By *ellishornyMan
2 weeks ago

surrey

Go to the gym with him

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Go to the gym with him "

Ask him if hes ever measured it against a scaffold bar

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Go to the gym with him

Ask him if hes ever measured it against a scaffold bar"

See if she has an old sky remote

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By *isterowlMan
2 weeks ago

Warwickshire

I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’d ask her to unhide her profile. "

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌

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By *eesside52Man
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌"

It's full of ice at the moment haha xx

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌

It's full of ice at the moment haha xx"

Ask if its free?

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌

It's full of ice at the moment haha xx

Ask if its free?"

If it's free ask if i can join

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By *r Bond.Man
2 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands


"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌

It's full of ice at the moment haha xx

Ask if its free?

If it's free ask if i can join"

Shit being at the bottom of these threads isn’t it. Don’t worry I’ll take your place

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌

It's full of ice at the moment haha xx

Ask if its free?

If it's free ask if i can join

Shit being at the bottom of these threads isn’t it. Don’t worry I’ll take your place "

Seduce him

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By *impleSailorMan
2 weeks ago

the moon

Anything she wanted

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
2 weeks ago

Home


"Anything she wanted "
go for a pint with him

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Anything she wanted go for a pint with him "

Pinch his pint

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By *attooed_BlueeyesMan
2 weeks ago

Tameside


"Anything she wanted go for a pint with him

Pinch his pint "

Pinch her nip

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By *othi30Man
2 weeks ago

Wakefield

Pinch her other nip 😄

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
2 weeks ago

Home


"Anything she wanted go for a pint with him

Pinch his pint "

stop stealing my pints or I'll spank you

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

ᖇIGᕼ丅 for a chilled beer. 🍺

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I will have a chilled beer

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"I will have a chilled beer"

Share a cold beer

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By *oungishBuck1994Man
2 weeks ago

Wantage

Thumb war

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By *eeper ThanMan
2 weeks ago

Dartford

Hmmm not sure I’m a lover not a fighter

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By *ust_james_1999Man
2 weeks ago

birmingham


"Hmmm not sure I’m a lover not a fighter "

Referee this love war

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Pint

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Pint"

Get him another

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Pint

Get him another "

Ask him for a drink 🍷

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Pint

Get him another "

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better

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By *oodo69Man
2 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)


"Pint

Get him another

Ask him for a drink 🍷"

Buy her a drink 🍷

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By *ust_james_1999Man
2 weeks ago

birmingham


"Pint

Get him another

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better "

Shots?!?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Pint

Get him another

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better

Shots?!?"

Yes!!!!!

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Pint

Get him another

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better "

Ice bath?

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By *ust_james_1999Man
2 weeks ago

birmingham


"Pint

Get him another

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better

Shots?!?

Yes!!!!! "

Hope you don’t mind body shots. We going tequila rose or brandy hehe

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Pint

Get him another

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better

Shots?!?

Yes!!!!!

Hope you don’t mind body shots. We going tequila rose or brandy hehe "

Hose him down

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By *y_journeyMan
2 weeks ago

newark

*puts hose away

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By *ust_james_1999Man
2 weeks ago

birmingham


"*puts hose away"

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
2 weeks ago

Home


"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping "

have a pint

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint "

Definitely would take up the pint offer

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
2 weeks ago

Home


"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint

Definitely would take up the pint offer "

I'm having Guinness what are you having

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By *y_journeyMan
2 weeks ago

newark


"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping "

Confiscates pen knife….naughty boy

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By *ust_james_1999Man
2 weeks ago

birmingham

Buys thank you drink

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint

Definitely would take up the pint offer I'm having Guinness what are you having "

The same, Sláinte

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By *.hrisMan
2 weeks ago

Bath


"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint

Definitely would take up the pint offer I'm having Guinness what are you having

The same, Sláinte"

Better get them Guinness in 🥳🥳

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
2 weeks ago

Home


"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint

Definitely would take up the pint offer I'm having Guinness what are you having

The same, Sláinte

Better get them Guinness in 🥳"

have to find a proper Irish pub so

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Time for cocktails

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Time for cocktails"

Operation

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By *ust_james_1999Man
2 weeks ago

birmingham

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By *ust_james_1999Man
2 weeks ago

birmingham


"Time for cocktails

Operation"

Dr unk jenga

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
2 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45]"

Ask him what he deleted

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By *othi30Man
2 weeks ago

Wakefield

Be there in the profile pic 😜👌

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By *ust_james_1999Man
2 weeks ago

birmingham


"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45]

Ask him what he deleted "

The same answer but if you type it fully it blocks part of it…I got nothing to hide hehehe

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
2 weeks ago

Home


"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45]

Ask him what he deleted "

ask him if he's still just curious

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45]

Ask him what he deleted ask him if he's still just curious "

Enter his cave

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By *y_journeyMan
2 weeks ago

newark


"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45]

Ask him what he deleted ask him if he's still just curious

Enter his cave "

Enter her cave

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By *FGIH OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield


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Ask him what he deleted ask him if he's still just curious

Enter his cave "

See if she has any ice cubes left

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By *j69funCouple
2 weeks ago

kildare

Polish his sunglasses

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Polish his sunglasses "

Nibble the nipple

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By *ohiMan
2 weeks ago

from bristol


"Polish his sunglasses "

Ask if I can taste her nipples

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Polish his sunglasses

Ask if I can taste her nipples

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Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Polish his sunglasses

Ask if I can taste her nipples

Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣"

Tell him hes john holmes

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By *offysmangoMan
2 weeks ago

Colchester

She knows 🙈

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Polish his sunglasses

Ask if I can taste her nipples

Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣

Tell him hes john holmes "

Send her to specsavers

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Polish his sunglasses

Ask if I can taste her nipples

Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣

Tell him hes john holmes

Send her to specsavers "

Send him becking

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Polish his sunglasses

Ask if I can taste her nipples

Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣

Tell him hes john holmes

Send her to specsavers

Send him becking "

See if she needs any help

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By *orkshire-GentMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Offer to put him a towel rail up in his bathroom so he has somewhere to hang his towel 😂

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By *otguy555Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Play with your huge cock

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By *fffunCouple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Soak his towel

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Soak his towel"

Let her have the towel

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By *rMrs8790Couple
2 weeks ago

Southampton


"Soak his towel"

Hose them down x

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Soak his towel

Hose them down x"

Help to hold the hose x

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By *orkshire-GentMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Soak his towel

Hose them down x"

Help the hose down and in turn hose them down too 😉

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By *fffunCouple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Direct the fan on her

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Direct the fan on her"

Get her some ice as shes 🔥

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby

Bring some ice creams

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Direct the fan on her

Get her some ice as shes 🔥"

Pick her up and jump in the pool

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By *fffunCouple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Join in thr pool party

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By *j69funCouple
2 weeks ago

kildare

Help put some suncream

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By *fffunCouple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Return thr favour

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By *lairebear13Woman
2 weeks ago

fife

My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen

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By *ee1967Man
2 weeks ago

watford

Maybe suck her tits

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen "

Apply sunscreen on her instead

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By *orkshire-GentMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen "

No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x

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By *fffunCouple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen

No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x"

Forget sunscreen that body needs to be oiled up

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen

No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x

Forget sunscreen that body needs to be oiled up"

Help with the oiling

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By *rown.studMan
2 weeks ago

Thornaby


"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen

No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x

Forget sunscreen that body needs to be oiled up

Help with the oiling "

Give them Margaritas for the hard work

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By *orkshire-GentMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈"

Rub it in good

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By *fffunCouple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

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By *fffunCouple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Girl chat"

At a spa

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By *orkshire-GentMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈

Rub it in good "

Full body oil massage I hope? X

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈

Rub it in good

Full body oil massage I hope? X"

Is there any other way ? X

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈

Rub it in good

Full body oil massage I hope? X

Is there any other way ? X"

Give her a big cuddle

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By *j69funCouple
2 weeks ago

kildare

When he's all oiled up , I'd just slide on top of him

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By *orkshire-GentMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈

Rub it in good

Full body oil massage I hope? X

Is there any other way ? X"

It’s the only way… x

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