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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

Last one ended with LMF not being a fun guy

Goooooo

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

You’ll put me in a queue of 65 guys 🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’ll put me in a queue of 65 guys 🤣"

You assume i recognise the que

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By *rysexual T-rexMan
4 weeks ago

stoke-on-trent


"You’ll put me in a queue of 65 guys 🤣

You assume i recognise the que "

There would be no "buts" from me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
4 weeks ago

North West


"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜"

I’m not a pudding store 😢

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜

I’m not a pudding store 😢"

But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔

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By *ankoveryouMan
4 weeks ago

hull


"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜

I’m not a pudding store 😢

But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔"

you won't have anal on first meet

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜

I’m not a pudding store 😢

But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet"

He has way too high expectations

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By *r Bond.Man
4 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

I’ve lost my erection

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By *armite 500Man
4 weeks ago

Darlington


"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜

I’m not a pudding store 😢

But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet"

I think the grass needs cutting

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜

I’m not a pudding store 😢

But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet

I think the grass needs cutting "

My fence needs painting

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

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By *exyInLatinMan
4 weeks ago

Warsop


"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜

I’m not a pudding store 😢

But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet

I think the grass needs cutting

My fence needs painting "

Run out of paint

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By *rown.studMan
4 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜

I’m not a pudding store 😢

But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet

I think the grass needs cutting

My fence needs painting

Run out of paint"

Can’t buy paint on a Saturday

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜

I’m not a pudding store 😢

But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet

I think the grass needs cutting

My fence needs painting

Run out of paint

Can’t buy paint on a Saturday "

Im getting my face painted instead

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

You’re too speedy

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re too speedy"

Im too busy causing people to lose erections

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By *ister SmoothMan
4 weeks ago

Bramhall


"You’re too speedy

Im too busy causing people to lose erections "

I'm on holiday in Wales

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"You’re too speedy

Im too busy causing people to lose erections

I'm on holiday in Wales "

Im tired from my walk

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"You’re too speedy

Im too busy causing people to lose erections

I'm on holiday in Wales

Im tired from my walk"

I’m too tired from eating

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

He's not a good eatee😎😎😎😎😎

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking

Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!"

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘"

Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘

Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂"

🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘

Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂

🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later"

He wants to warm himself up 🤣

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By *unglevipsCouple
4 weeks ago

Somerset


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘

Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂

🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later

He wants to warm himself up 🤣"

I would but you’re not Bi. Mr however…

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
4 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘

Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂

🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later

He wants to warm himself up 🤣"

Way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayoutta my league

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘

Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂

🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later

He wants to warm himself up 🤣

Way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayoutta my league"

Not the case im just more sub

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘

Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂

🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later

He wants to warm himself up 🤣"

Actually that’s not a bad idea..😆

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘

Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂

🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later

He wants to warm himself up 🤣

Way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayoutta my league

Not the case im just more sub "

I want someone to be in control

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘

Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂

🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later

He wants to warm himself up 🤣

Way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayoutta my league

Not the case im just more sub

I want someone to be in control "

We have different needs

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!

Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘

Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂

🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later

He wants to warm himself up 🤣

Way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayoutta my league

Not the case im just more sub

I want someone to be in control

We have different needs "

She needs different things

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'm too slow

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By *adbod11Man
4 weeks ago

wantage

I have to make soup

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By *iniskirtCouple
4 weeks ago

Paisley

Who am I kidding course I would fuck you x

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"Who am I kidding course I would fuck you x"

Look at those Baps!!

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Who am I kidding course I would fuck you x

Look at those Baps!!"

Cooling off in the shower

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Who am I kidding course I would fuck you x

Look at those Baps!!"

Id nevef drag him away from all the baps to do it 🤣

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"Who am I kidding course I would fuck you x

Look at those Baps!!

Id nevef drag him away from all the baps to do it 🤣"

He must be able to handle a lot of Baps in one go…😆

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

His baps have gone stale 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

He's a rum ' in

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking

I’m eating pizza

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By *eckard25Man
4 weeks ago

North West Durham

I'm hungry and would like some of your pizza

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm hungry and would like some of your pizza"

Jusr finished last night's pizza

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm hungry and would like some of your pizza

Jusr finished last night's pizza "

I wanted a slice of pizza and he has none

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By *FGIHMan
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"I'm hungry and would like some of your pizza

Jusr finished last night's pizza

I wanted a slice of pizza and he has none "

I ate all my pizza

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By *orthernMan1991Man
4 weeks ago

Seaburn

You only want a slice and cant handle the whole pizza

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking

I’ll make some bacon baps…just got to finish the ham sandwich first..

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ll make some bacon baps…just got to finish the ham sandwich first.."

I have no reason why if he has bacon

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"I’ll make some bacon baps…just got to finish the ham sandwich first..

I have no reason why if he has bacon "

Pork starter 😘

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ll make some bacon baps…just got to finish the ham sandwich first..

I have no reason why if he has bacon

Pork starter 😘"

I prefer a pork finisher

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"I’ll make some bacon baps…just got to finish the ham sandwich first..

I have no reason why if he has bacon

Pork starter 😘

I prefer a pork finisher "

You can finish off my pork x

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎"

I like pussy and baps

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps"

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait "

She doesn’t have blue underwear

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By *rown.studMan
4 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

She doesn’t have blue underwear "

We both got towels in the way

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait "

I’m working on some chat up lines…”boobies” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ust_james_1999Man
4 weeks ago

birmingham


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

I’m working on some chat up lines…”boobies” 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

But you don’t like the boys haha

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

I’m working on some chat up lines…”boobies” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

But you don’t like the boys haha "

You’re too devious for me

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By *ust_james_1999Man
4 weeks ago

birmingham


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

I’m working on some chat up lines…”boobies” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

But you don’t like the boys haha

You’re too devious for me "

I doubt that

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

She doesn’t have blue underwear "

I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *flkfunseekerMan
4 weeks ago

Norwich

Your too far from me

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

I don't do Jameses 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

I’m working on some chat up lines…”boobies” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

But you don’t like the boys haha "

Shame as most of my pictures are fabbed by them 🙄 still a compliment though

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

She doesn’t have blue underwear

I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

I thought you were just getting T-shirts made?!

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

She doesn’t have blue underwear

I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Can’t believe you’ve not asked my opinion on what to get 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just gonna furiously refresh your page until they’re up

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

She doesn’t have blue underwear

I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thought you were just getting T-shirts made?! "

He wants ‘baps’ too much

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

She doesn’t have blue underwear

I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thought you were just getting T-shirts made?!

He wants ‘baps’ too much "

Never enough Bap mate, keep them bouncing 24 hours a day in my face!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

She doesn’t have blue underwear

I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thought you were just getting T-shirts made?!

He wants ‘baps’ too much

Never enough Bap mate, keep them bouncing 24 hours a day in my face! "

I dont have the energy to bounce my baps in his face 24hrs a day hahahaha

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎

I like pussy and baps

I like my baps hunted ... oh wait

She doesn’t have blue underwear

I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thought you were just getting T-shirts made?!

He wants ‘baps’ too much

Never enough Bap mate, keep them bouncing 24 hours a day in my face!

I dont have the energy to bounce my baps in his face 24hrs a day hahahaha"

Ok well just do it for as long as possible while straddling me and then we can collapse together, just as long as they are touching me I’ll be ok 😘

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking

It’s too hot to type

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"It’s too hot to type"

He talks to himself

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"It’s too hot to type

He talks to himself "

The hammer is heavy

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"It’s too hot to type

He talks to himself

The hammer is heavy "

Im glad someone else took it for the team 🤣💪

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By *antaswingsMan
4 weeks ago

Cardiff


"It’s too hot to type

He talks to himself "

I'm in Glastonbury

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 weeks ago

Woodley


"It’s too hot to type

He talks to himself

I'm in Glastonbury "

Hes already occupied

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"It’s too hot to type

He talks to himself

I'm in Glastonbury

Hes already occupied"

She’s had too much filth from men for the day

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 weeks ago

Woodley


"It’s too hot to type

He talks to himself

I'm in Glastonbury

Hes already occupied

She’s had too much filth from men for the day "

All talk no action 😝

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"It’s too hot to type

He talks to himself

I'm in Glastonbury

Hes already occupied

She’s had too much filth from men for the day

All talk no action 😝"

She brought a reverse ball gag

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

I don’t want my balls to be gagged

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I don’t want my balls to be gagged"

I want to be gagged by your balls ... oops wrong thread again

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester


"I don’t want my balls to be gagged

I want to be gagged by your balls ... oops wrong thread again "

Sounds like that’s an instruction to my DMs not a thread 🤣👀

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I don’t want my balls to be gagged

I want to be gagged by your balls ... oops wrong thread again "

She’s clearly already cum d*unk 🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I don’t want my balls to be gagged

I want to be gagged by your balls ... oops wrong thread again

Sounds like that’s an instruction to my DMs not a thread 🤣👀"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ister SmoothMan
4 weeks ago

Bramhall

I'd have to show you my face...

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'd have to show you my face... "

I prefer a bit of rough

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough "

I’m too smooth

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough

I’m too smooth "

I never liked Santana 🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough

I’m too smooth

I never liked Santana 🤣"

Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough

I’m too smooth

I never liked Santana 🤣

Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️"

My work here is done 😎

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough

I’m too smooth

I never liked Santana 🤣

Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

My work here is done 😎"

He’s clocked off

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough

I’m too smooth

I never liked Santana 🤣

Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

My work here is done 😎

He’s clocked off"

I wouldn’t charge you 🖤

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough

I’m too smooth

I never liked Santana 🤣

Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

My work here is done 😎

He’s clocked off

I wouldn’t charge you 🖤"

Im late and out of the loop 🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 weeks ago

Woodley


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough

I’m too smooth

I never liked Santana 🤣

Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

My work here is done 😎

He’s clocked off

I wouldn’t charge you 🖤

Im late and out of the loop 🤣"

He wants to be in the loop

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough

I’m too smooth

I never liked Santana 🤣

Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

My work here is done 😎

He’s clocked off

I wouldn’t charge you 🖤

Im late and out of the loop 🤣

He wants to be in the loop

"

Your sex toys scare me 😳🤣

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough

I’m too smooth

I never liked Santana 🤣

Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

My work here is done 😎

He’s clocked off

I wouldn’t charge you 🖤

Im late and out of the loop 🤣

He wants to be in the loop

"

This place is loopy

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough

I’m too smooth

I never liked Santana 🤣

Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

My work here is done 😎

He’s clocked off

I wouldn’t charge you 🖤

Im late and out of the loop 🤣

He wants to be in the loop

This place is loopy "

Im lost

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I'd have to show you my face...

I prefer a bit of rough

I’m too smooth

I never liked Santana 🤣

Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

My work here is done 😎

He’s clocked off

I wouldn’t charge you 🖤

Im late and out of the loop 🤣

He wants to be in the loop

This place is loopy

Im lost "

I can’t find her

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

Too much looking for people going on

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Too much looking for people going on "

I've lost my peace of string

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking

I’m going to put my hands out and look for some baps…..

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By *100Man
4 weeks ago

Essex

Yes but no but, sorry I’m always horny just let me know where you want me.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Yes but no but, sorry I’m always horny just let me know where you want me."

You have an alarmingly large penis it takes the full camera up

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Yes but no but, sorry I’m always horny just let me know where you want me.

You have an alarmingly large penis it takes the full camera up "

She's happy with average 😅

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"Yes but no but, sorry I’m always horny just let me know where you want me.

You have an alarmingly large penis it takes the full camera up "

Could be useful to navigate the room…

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Yes but no but, sorry I’m always horny just let me know where you want me.

You have an alarmingly large penis it takes the full camera up

Could be useful to navigate the room…"

He likes to use a cock as a compass

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

I forgot my compass 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I forgot my compass 😎😎😎😎😎"

I refuse to loan him my cock

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I forgot my compass 😎😎😎😎😎

I refuse to loan him my cock"

Hes greedy

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I forgot my compass 😎😎😎😎😎

I refuse to loan him my cock

Hes greedy"

She doesn’t want to see my generous side

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"I forgot my compass 😎😎😎😎😎

I refuse to loan him my cock

Hes greedy"

I like greedy girls

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"I forgot my compass 😎😎😎😎😎

I refuse to loan him my cock

Hes greedy

She doesn’t want to see my generous side "

I definitely don't 🤣

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I forgot my compass 😎😎😎😎😎

I refuse to loan him my cock

Hes greedy

She doesn’t want to see my generous side

I definitely don't 🤣"

He doesn’t know what he’s missing

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By *hillips0545Man
4 weeks ago

Darlington

Whenever I message. You ghost me

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

Somethings missing 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"I forgot my compass 😎😎😎😎😎

I refuse to loan him my cock

Hes greedy

She doesn’t want to see my generous side

I definitely don't 🤣

He doesn’t know what he’s missing "

I prefer to live in ignorance

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

My vagina has sewn itself shut 😂

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"My vagina has sewn itself shut 😂"

Ooohh nooooo!

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By *acks445Man
4 weeks ago

braintree

Your vagina has been sewn shut

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By *ister SmoothMan
4 weeks ago

Bramhall

I can't find a box cutter

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North


"I can't find a box cutter "

I like a well equipped tool box

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

His suit is too sharp😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"His suit is too sharp😎😎😎😎😎"

Your hiding and i cant be bothered to find you

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By *eeper ThanMan
4 weeks ago

Dartford

Gives up to easy

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"His suit is too sharp😎😎😎😎😎

Your hiding and i cant be bothered to find you"

She’s not looking for me ..

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"His suit is too sharp😎😎😎😎😎

Your hiding and i cant be bothered to find you

She’s not looking for me .."

I'm busy getting into bed

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎"

Today has been tiring

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎

Today has been tiring"

I'm too full for baps

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎

Today has been tiring

I'm too full for baps"

Im heartbroken

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎

Today has been tiring

I'm too full for baps

Im heartbroken"

Someone has disappointed Thickthighs25

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By *5NyorksMan
4 weeks ago

.......

Heartbroken... you needing a cuddle

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎

Today has been tiring

I'm too full for baps

Im heartbroken"

She’s a got a racy heart

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎

Today has been tiring

I'm too full for baps

Im heartbroken

She’s a got a racy heart "

There was no bacon left i had to have a sausage

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎

Today has been tiring

I'm too full for baps

Im heartbroken

She’s a got a racy heart

There was no bacon left i had to have a sausage "

She’s already eaten my sausage

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton


"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎

Today has been tiring

I'm too full for baps

Im heartbroken

She’s a got a racy heart

There was no bacon left i had to have a sausage

She’s already eaten my sausage "

Im calling the police for your sausage abuse of me when i was asleep

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎

Today has been tiring

I'm too full for baps

Im heartbroken

She’s a got a racy heart

There was no bacon left i had to have a sausage

She’s already eaten my sausage

Im calling the police for your sausage abuse of me when i was asleep"

I’m in hand cuffs with my truncheon in police custody

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham

Hes in handcuffs 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

woking


"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎

Today has been tiring

I'm too full for baps

Im heartbroken

She’s a got a racy heart

There was no bacon left i had to have a sausage

She’s already eaten my sausage

Im calling the police for your sausage abuse of me when i was asleep

I’m in hand cuffs with my truncheon in police custody

"

Love a naughty police women in uniform

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Hes in handcuffs 😎😎😎😎😎"
.

I don't take advantage

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By *r Black 85Man
4 weeks ago

nottingham


"Hes in handcuffs 😎😎😎😎😎.

I don't take advantage "

He's not a rebel😎😎😎😎😎

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