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"Willful disobedience of direct orders... to receive punishment.😈 Guilty as charged and no regrets 😉" As you have admitted guilt your sentence will be reduced to 4 hours in nipple clamps , wearing a remote controlled vibe, where the control is is left on a table in your local pub  | |||
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"Guilty of having a MMF on a non bi club night in the hot tub. We regret nothing and will absolutely do it again on release." In acknowledgement of your guilty plea, sentence commuted to posting a new creampie pic each day for a week. | |||
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"I’ll come quietly officer 😎" Evidence indicates you do not come quietly. Sentenced to 3 weeks with no masturbation | |||
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"I’ll come quietly officer 😎 Evidence indicates you do not come quietly. Sentenced to 3 weeks with no masturbation "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha | |||
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"I’ll come quietly officer 😎 Evidence indicates you do not come quietly. Sentenced to 3 weeks with no masturbation "Erm? Who have you been talking to exactly? Hahaha | |||
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"Willful disobedience of direct orders... to receive punishment.😈 Guilty as charged and no regrets 😉 As you have admitted guilt your sentence will be reduced to 4 hours in nipple clamps , wearing a remote controlled vibe, where the control is is left on a table in your local pub "Pub over the road so they will hear the effects quite easily 😀 | |||
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"I’ll come quietly officer 😎 Evidence indicates you do not come quietly. Sentenced to 3 weeks with no masturbation
Erm? Who have you been talking to exactly? Hahaha "🤣🤣🤣🤣 hear he is "moaning" myrtle hahahahahaha | |||
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"I’ll come quietly officer 😎 Evidence indicates you do not come quietly. Sentenced to 3 weeks with no masturbation
Erm? Who have you been talking to exactly? Hahaha "Take your punishment and dont ask questions. 3 weeks without, I'll plan a trip up north in 3 weeks 😝 | |||
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"I’ll come quietly officer 😎 Evidence indicates you do not come quietly. Sentenced to 3 weeks with no masturbation
Erm? Who have you been talking to exactly? Hahaha
Take your punishment and dont ask questions. 3 weeks without, I'll plan a trip up north in 3 weeks 😝"Good thing I’m not up north 😎 | |||
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"I’ll come quietly officer 😎 Evidence indicates you do not come quietly. Sentenced to 3 weeks with no masturbation
Erm? Who have you been talking to exactly? Hahaha
Take your punishment and dont ask questions. 3 weeks without, I'll plan a trip up north in 3 weeks 😝
Good thing I’m not up north 😎"🤣 | |||
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"For the charge of abandoning societal norms and corrupting men of youth, I plead not guilty. How can nature be classed as a wrong, when sometimes it's so right. " Despite the not guilty plea the body of evidence indicates you are guilty. However as you are clearly a lady of good standing sentence is 4 weeks working as massage therapist for the local U 23 cricket team | |||
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"I’ll come quietly officer 😎 Evidence indicates you do not come quietly. Sentenced to 3 weeks with no masturbation
Erm? Who have you been talking to exactly? Hahaha
Take your punishment and dont ask questions. 3 weeks without, I'll plan a trip up north in 3 weeks 😝
Good thing I’m not up north 😎
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"Guilty of having a MMF on a non bi club night in the hot tub. We regret nothing and will absolutely do it again on release. In acknowledgement of your guilty plea, sentence commuted to posting a new creampie pic each day for a week. "Thank you your honour. We would like it known we don't respect this courts authority but like its style. | |||
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"Guilty of having a MMF on a non bi club night in the hot tub. We regret nothing and will absolutely do it again on release. In acknowledgement of your guilty plea, sentence commuted to posting a new creampie pic each day for a week.
Thank you your honour.
We would like it known we don't respect this courts authority but like its style."lol that’s tantamount to cuntempt of court | |||
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"Charged with Cumming too much Found guilty " For this heinous crime you are sentenced to only being allowed to masturbate to videos of Liz Truss press conferences for a period of not less than 3 calendar months. My god have mercy upon they knob | |||
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"I’m charged with being the world’s first BAPHUNTER!! 😆😆😆" Guilty, sentenced to calling them bread buns for the next year | |||
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"For the charge of abandoning societal norms and corrupting men of youth, I plead not guilty. How can nature be classed as a wrong, when sometimes it's so right. Despite the not guilty plea the body of evidence indicates you are guilty. However as you are clearly a lady of good standing sentence is 4 weeks working as massage therapist for the local U 23 cricket team" *Bows head* Thank you, Sir. | |||
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"Destruction of the ozone layer by overuse of aerosol cream. " Guilty, sentence is 6 months planting trees | |||
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"Charged with having an insatiable appetite to please and be pleased…..it was a hung jury. " Guilty, in addition to,also found guilty of being sexy and Redhead. You are to be taken from this place to my chambers where I will personally administer your punishment | |||
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"Smothering galaxy chocolate all over my boobies and forcing poor men to lick it off" Case dismissed, no crime committed, present the evidence for tasting | |||
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"Smothering galaxy chocolate all over my boobies and forcing poor men to lick it off Case dismissed, no crime committed, present the evidence for tasting "I always knew i was an  | |||
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"Charged with having an insatiable appetite to please and be pleased…..it was a hung jury. Guilty, in addition to,also found guilty of being sexy and Redhead. You are to be taken from this place to my chambers where I will personally administer your punishment "I waive my right to appeal 😂 | |||
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"Smothering galaxy chocolate all over my boobies and forcing poor men to lick it off Case dismissed, no crime committed, present the evidence for tasting
I always knew i was an "OBJECTION!!!! | |||
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"Charged with having an insatiable appetite to please and be pleased…..it was a hung jury. Guilty, in addition to,also found guilty of being sexy and Redhead. You are to be taken from this place to my chambers where I will personally administer your punishment
I waive my right to appeal 😂"Trial by fire 🔥 | |||
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"Smothering galaxy chocolate all over my boobies and forcing poor men to lick it off Case dismissed, no crime committed, present the evidence for tasting
I always knew i was an
OBJECTION!!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Smothering galaxy chocolate all over my boobies and forcing poor men to lick it off" Bread buns hunter says pick me pick me!!! No shame here…😆 | |||
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"Smothering galaxy chocolate all over my boobies and forcing poor men to lick it off Bread buns hunter says pick me pick me!!! No shame here…😆" Tbh i was hoping for a punishment will you give me one 🤣😈 | |||
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"Smothering galaxy chocolate all over my boobies and forcing poor men to lick it off Bread buns hunter says pick me pick me!!! No shame here…😆 Tbh i was hoping for a punishment will you give me one 🤣😈" Time to get the baguette out for a spanking! 😆 🥖 | |||
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"Smothering galaxy chocolate all over my boobies and forcing poor men to lick it off Bread buns hunter says pick me pick me!!! No shame here…😆 Tbh i was hoping for a punishment will you give me one 🤣😈" As the defendant has requested a punishment, sentence is to have to eat one ring doughnut off the erect penis of every man on this thread, without licking your lips. | |||
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"Smothering galaxy chocolate all over my boobies and forcing poor men to lick it off Bread buns hunter says pick me pick me!!! No shame here…😆 Tbh i was hoping for a punishment will you give me one 🤣😈 As the defendant has requested a punishment, sentence is to have to eat one ring doughnut off the erect penis of every man on this thread, without licking your lips." Seems appropriate and fair | |||
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"Charged with owning too many pairs of boots.. In my defence: : one can never own enough boots : they are pretty, shiny and looked lonely on the shelf... "Can’t wait for the pubishment…. | |||
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"Charged with owning too many pairs of boots.. In my defence: : one can never own enough boots : they are pretty, shiny and looked lonely on the shelf...
Can’t wait for the pubishment…."Has to buy more boots?  | |||
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"Charged with owning too many pairs of boots.. In my defence: : one can never own enough boots : they are pretty, shiny and looked lonely on the shelf... "Guilty, as an atrocious repeat offender your sentence is to take and post a new picture of you in each pair of boots, nothing else just the boots. Judgement is final, there is no recourse for appeal | |||
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"Smothering galaxy chocolate all over my boobies and forcing poor men to lick it off Bread buns hunter says pick me pick me!!! No shame here…😆 Tbh i was hoping for a punishment will you give me one 🤣😈 As the defendant has requested a punishment, sentence is to have to eat one ring doughnut off the erect penis of every man on this thread, without licking your lips." Yum donuts | |||
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"Charged with owning too many pairs of boots.. In my defence: : one can never own enough boots : they are pretty, shiny and looked lonely on the shelf...
Guilty, as an atrocious repeat offender your sentence is to take and post a new picture of you in each pair of boots, nothing else just the boots. Judgement is final, there is no recourse for appeal "Feck me.... that's a long sentence as I have over 40 pairs!  | |||
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"Charged with owning too many pairs of boots.. In my defence: : one can never own enough boots : they are pretty, shiny and looked lonely on the shelf...
Guilty, as an atrocious repeat offender your sentence is to take and post a new picture of you in each pair of boots, nothing else just the boots. Judgement is final, there is no recourse for appeal
Feck me.... that's a long sentence as I have over 40 pairs! "I may consider a reduction for lewd behaviour lol | |||
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"Gaping doughnut holes. Guilty as charged. I have regrets. It was very sticky! " I found contender no 1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Gaping doughnut holes. Guilty as charged. I have regrets. It was very sticky! " Guilty, sentenced to 3 weeks hard labour filling custard doughnuts for the Tory Party conference | |||
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"Charged with owning too many pairs of boots.. In my defence: : one can never own enough boots : they are pretty, shiny and looked lonely on the shelf...
Guilty, as an atrocious repeat offender your sentence is to take and post a new picture of you in each pair of boots, nothing else just the boots. Judgement is final, there is no recourse for appeal
Feck me.... that's a long sentence as I have over 40 pairs!
I may consider a reduction for lewd behaviour lol "Would you kindly define lewd behaviour | |||
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"Charged with owning too many pairs of boots.. In my defence: : one can never own enough boots : they are pretty, shiny and looked lonely on the shelf...
Can’t wait for the pubishment….
Has to buy more boots? "Seems like this has already been served?! 😆 | |||
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"Charged with owning too many pairs of boots.. In my defence: : one can never own enough boots : they are pretty, shiny and looked lonely on the shelf...
Guilty, as an atrocious repeat offender your sentence is to take and post a new picture of you in each pair of boots, nothing else just the boots. Judgement is final, there is no recourse for appeal
Feck me.... that's a long sentence as I have over 40 pairs!
I may consider a reduction for lewd behaviour lol
Would you kindly define lewd behaviour "Sit on my face and I’ll explain | |||
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"Charged with owning too many pairs of boots.. In my defence: : one can never own enough boots : they are pretty, shiny and looked lonely on the shelf...
Guilty, as an atrocious repeat offender your sentence is to take and post a new picture of you in each pair of boots, nothing else just the boots. Judgement is final, there is no recourse for appeal
Feck me.... that's a long sentence as I have over 40 pairs!
I may consider a reduction for lewd behaviour lol
Would you kindly define lewd behaviour
Sit on my face and I’ll explain "Op likes boots | |||
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"Charged with owning too many pairs of boots.. In my defence: : one can never own enough boots : they are pretty, shiny and looked lonely on the shelf...
Guilty, as an atrocious repeat offender your sentence is to take and post a new picture of you in each pair of boots, nothing else just the boots. Judgement is final, there is no recourse for appeal
Feck me.... that's a long sentence as I have over 40 pairs!
I may consider a reduction for lewd behaviour lol
Would you kindly define lewd behaviour
Sit on my face and I’ll explain "Death by drowning... great my second crime.. 
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"Charged with owning too many pairs of boots.. In my defence: : one can never own enough boots : they are pretty, shiny and looked lonely on the shelf...
Guilty, as an atrocious repeat offender your sentence is to take and post a new picture of you in each pair of boots, nothing else just the boots. Judgement is final, there is no recourse for appeal
Feck me.... that's a long sentence as I have over 40 pairs!
I may consider a reduction for lewd behaviour lol
Would you kindly define lewd behaviour
Sit on my face and I’ll explain
Death by drowning... great my second crime..
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"Charged with, riding for my pleasure. Guilty, will 💯 reoffend, again and again and again...." What did you ride this time, 🚲 Or 🐎?? | |||
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"Charged with, riding for my pleasure. Guilty, will 💯 reoffend, again and again and again...." Sentenced to 3 weeks probation during which time the most beautiful and charming defendant will “ ride the judge until his body can take no more pleasure’ | |||
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"Charged with, riding for my pleasure. Guilty, will 💯 reoffend, again and again and again.... What did you ride this time, 🚲 Or 🐎??" 🧍♂️🤠 | |||
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"Charged with, riding for my pleasure. Guilty, will 💯 reoffend, again and again and again.... Sentenced to 3 weeks probation during which time the most beautiful and charming defendant will “ ride the judge until his body can take no more pleasure’ "3 weeks, is that all?? | |||
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"Charged with, riding for my pleasure. Guilty, will 💯 reoffend, again and again and again...." People will free reoffend here! | |||
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"Charged with, riding for my pleasure. Guilty, will 💯 reoffend, again and again and again.... Sentenced to 3 weeks probation during which time the most beautiful and charming defendant will “ ride the judge until his body can take no more pleasure’
3 weeks, is that all?? "Let’s the saddle burn ease 🤣 | |||
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"Charged with, riding for my pleasure. Guilty, will 💯 reoffend, again and again and again.... What did you ride this time, 🚲 Or 🐎?? 🧍♂️🤠" A tiny man and a severed head of a cowboy... ? I've seen everything now 🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️ 🤣 | |||
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"Charged with, riding for my pleasure. Guilty, will 💯 reoffend, again and again and again.... Sentenced to 3 weeks probation during which time the most beautiful and charming defendant will “ ride the judge until his body can take no more pleasure’
3 weeks, is that all?? "Defendant has perjured herself. Sentence extended to 1 year, all holes now are included, bring your riding boots and lube you seductive felon you! | |||
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"Charged with, riding for my pleasure. Guilty, will 💯 reoffend, again and again and again.... What did you ride this time, 🚲 Or 🐎?? 🧍♂️🤠 A tiny man and a severed head of a cowboy... ? I've seen everything now 🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️ 🤣" 👅 | |||
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"Court is in recess. I will pick up outstanding cases and sentencing tomorrow "Please wear your wig and gown tomorrow, otherwise you won't be taken seriously. | |||
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"Court is in recess. I will pick up outstanding cases and sentencing tomorrow
Please wear your wig and gown tomorrow, otherwise you won't be taken seriously."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Court is in recess. I will pick up outstanding cases and sentencing tomorrow
Please wear your wig and gown tomorrow, otherwise you won't be taken seriously.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"You work Saturdays, this must be serious! | |||
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"Court is in recess. I will pick up outstanding cases and sentencing tomorrow
Please wear your wig and gown tomorrow, otherwise you won't be taken seriously.
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You work Saturdays, this must be serious!"Hahahahahahaha BAPHUNTER stop | |||
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"Court is in recess. I will pick up outstanding cases and sentencing tomorrow
Please wear your wig and gown tomorrow, otherwise you won't be taken seriously."And stop playing with your gavel! | |||
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"Court is in recess. I will pick up outstanding cases and sentencing tomorrow
Please wear your wig and gown tomorrow, otherwise you won't be taken seriously.
And stop playing with your gavel!"Order in court! | |||
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"Court is in recess. I will pick up outstanding cases and sentencing tomorrow
Please wear your wig and gown tomorrow, otherwise you won't be taken seriously.
And stop playing with your gavel!
Order in court! "Alright Judge Judy! | |||
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"Court is in recess. I will pick up outstanding cases and sentencing tomorrow
Please wear your wig and gown tomorrow, otherwise you won't be taken seriously.
And stop playing with your gavel!
Order in court!
Alright Judge Judy!"Damn right 😎 | |||
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"Court is in recess. I will pick up outstanding cases and sentencing tomorrow
Please wear your wig and gown tomorrow, otherwise you won't be taken seriously.
And stop playing with your gavel!"Only if you do it for me | |||
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"Have been accused of giving the BEST edging, DEEEP throating and head to a number of lads. Also accused of being able to suck DEEEP throat WELL better than their Mrs / GFs / FWBs do I plead guilty to ALL of the above " Guilty, sentenced to 2 weeks , no cock at all. | |||
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"Corrupting innocent minds" Not guilty, they weren’t as innocent as you think. Case dismissed | |||
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"Charged with the most common lie ever ,, no I won't cum In your mouth " Guilty, sentenced to cum in a glass and drink it, see how you like it | |||
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"Haven’t been able to plead, Judge is still reading the list of charges!" Guilty of wearing budgie smugglers! Sentence is to wear an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini for the next week | |||
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"Sorry officer I didn’t know butter couldn’t be used for that " Guilty, sentenced to complete a 6 weeks French cooking course | |||
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"Sorry officer I didn’t know butter couldn’t be used for that " 🤣🤣🤣 come here you whilst i smother you in lurpak and slude you up and down my bath 😘 | |||
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"Sorry officer I didn’t know butter couldn’t be used for that 🤣🤣🤣 come here you whilst i smother you in lurpak and slude you up and down my bath 😘" I’d love that punishment 😘🤣 | |||
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"Sorry officer I didn’t know butter couldn’t be used for that Guilty, sentenced to complete a 6 weeks French cooking course "Oui | |||
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"Sorry officer I didn’t know butter couldn’t be used for that 🤣🤣🤣 come here you whilst i smother you in lurpak and slude you up and down my bath 😘" I’m gonna have to stick you in solitary!! Lol | |||
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"Sorry officer I didn’t know butter couldn’t be used for that 🤣🤣🤣 come here you whilst i smother you in lurpak and slude you up and down my bath 😘 I’m gonna have to stick you in solitary!! Lol" I'd make my own fun! | |||
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"Sorry officer I didn’t know butter couldn’t be used for that 🤣🤣🤣 come here you whilst i smother you in lurpak and slude you up and down my bath 😘 I’m gonna have to stick you in solitary!! Lol I'd make my own fun! " Solitary is being shackled nude, head down arse up in my office | |||
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"Sorry officer I didn’t know butter couldn’t be used for that 🤣🤣🤣 come here you whilst i smother you in lurpak and slude you up and down my bath 😘 I’m gonna have to stick you in solitary!! Lol I'd make my own fun! Solitary is being shackled nude, head down arse up in my office "Solitary for me sir 🫡 | |||
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"Have been accused of giving the BEST edging, DEEEP throating and head to a number of lads. Also accused of being able to suck DEEEP throat WELL better than their Mrs / GFs / FWBs do I plead guilty to ALL of the above Guilty, sentenced to 2 weeks , no cock at all. " Heavy cummer needs draining now 
Who needs their pussy licking ? Im free for the next two weeks  | |||
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"Sorry officer I didn’t know butter couldn’t be used for that 🤣🤣🤣 come here you whilst i smother you in lurpak and slude you up and down my bath 😘 I’m gonna have to stick you in solitary!! Lol I'd make my own fun! Solitary is being shackled nude, head down arse up in my office
Solitary for me sir 🫡"That’s a good inmate, strip and I’ll be with you shortly | |||
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"Gulity of burning my boobs why topless on beach on holiday when Mr W&W told me to reapply "Guilty, but sunburned Chebs is punishment enough. Your sentence is to attend court every 3 hours for the next 4 days so I can rub after sun on them | |||
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"Gulity of burning my boobs why topless on beach on holiday when Mr W&W told me to reapply
Guilty, but sunburned Chebs is punishment enough. Your sentence is to attend court every 3 hours for the next 4 days so I can rub after sun on them "🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Flirting inappropriately and excessively 🥺" Please provide evidence via private message. Judgement will follow | |||
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"Guilty of having no self control….another cake Vicar?" Tickling a number of vaginas with your beard | |||
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"Giving a police officer a blow job in a shop doorway, guilty as charged" Sentence is suspended for a year, act committed was a public service | |||
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"Guilty of having no self control….another cake Vicar?" Corruption of clergy!! Sentenced to only be able to have coconut macaroons for 3 weeks | |||
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"The courtroom is a scary place" Only if you’re a naughty person lol | |||
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"Ive just eaten 3 galaxy ripples on the bounce and i didnt even smother my boobies in chocolate this time " In the court room? You did that quick, I didn’t even notice! 😆 | |||
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"Ive just eaten 3 galaxy ripples on the bounce and i didnt even smother my boobies in chocolate this time In the court room? You did that quick, I didn’t even notice! 😆" Im trying to evade justice | |||
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"The courtroom is a scary place Only if you’re a naughty person lol" I have been very naughty. I’m staying silent. Can’t be locked away from thick thighs, I thinks she’s about to smother her naps in chocolate and shake them in my face… | |||
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"Ive just eaten 3 galaxy ripples on the bounce and i didnt even smother my boobies in chocolate this time In the court room? You did that quick, I didn’t even notice! 😆 Im trying to evade justice " How did you escape from my office? And when do you want me to drop your butt plug and very soggy knickers back to you? | |||
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"The courtroom is a scary place Only if you’re a naughty person lol I have been very naughty. I’m staying silent. Can’t be locked away from thick thighs, I thinks she’s about to smother her naps in chocolate and shake them in my face…" How do you smother naps ... do you just wait for people to start to fall asleep and then smother them to awakeness? | |||
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"Ive just eaten 3 galaxy ripples on the bounce and i didnt even smother my boobies in chocolate this time In the court room? You did that quick, I didn’t even notice! 😆 Im trying to evade justice How did you escape from my office? And when do you want me to drop your butt plug and very soggy knickers back to you?" I pondered for about 3 seconds then used my saliva to slip my wrists from the cuffs did a rolly polly out the door nothing too dramatic. But if you wouldnt mind ive got 3 offers of a million pounds for my dirty knickers and i cant be bothered rubbing another one out. Too kind your honour | |||
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"The courtroom is a scary place Only if you’re a naughty person lol I have been very naughty. I’m staying silent. Can’t be locked away from thick thighs, I thinks she’s about to smother her naps in chocolate and shake them in my face… How do you smother naps ... do you just wait for people to start to fall asleep and then smother them to awakeness? " Hahahahahahahaha, oh the typos haven’t improved as I thought they would, as the day as gone along. But I have developed a new kink after reading that.. 😆😆 | |||
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"Ive just eaten 3 galaxy ripples on the bounce and i didnt even smother my boobies in chocolate this time In the court room? You did that quick, I didn’t even notice! 😆 Im trying to evade justice How did you escape from my office? And when do you want me to drop your butt plug and very soggy knickers back to you? I pondered for about 3 seconds then used my saliva to slip my wrists from the cuffs did a rolly polly out the door nothing too dramatic. But if you wouldnt mind ive got 3 offers of a million pounds for my dirty knickers and i cant be bothered rubbing another one out. Too kind your honour " 10% of what you make and I’ll hand deliver them to you | |||
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"Ive just eaten 3 galaxy ripples on the bounce and i didnt even smother my boobies in chocolate this time In the court room? You did that quick, I didn’t even notice! 😆 Im trying to evade justice How did you escape from my office? And when do you want me to drop your butt plug and very soggy knickers back to you? I pondered for about 3 seconds then used my saliva to slip my wrists from the cuffs did a rolly polly out the door nothing too dramatic. But if you wouldnt mind ive got 3 offers of a million pounds for my dirty knickers and i cant be bothered rubbing another one out. Too kind your honour 10% of what you make and I’ll hand deliver them to you " Seems like a fair deal | |||
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"Ive just eaten 3 galaxy ripples on the bounce and i didnt even smother my boobies in chocolate this time In the court room? You did that quick, I didn’t even notice! 😆 Im trying to evade justice How did you escape from my office? And when do you want me to drop your butt plug and very soggy knickers back to you? I pondered for about 3 seconds then used my saliva to slip my wrists from the cuffs did a rolly polly out the door nothing too dramatic. But if you wouldnt mind ive got 3 offers of a million pounds for my dirty knickers and i cant be bothered rubbing another one out. Too kind your honour 10% of what you make and I’ll hand deliver them to you " Deal but only if you deliver them between your teeth? | |||
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"Ive just eaten 3 galaxy ripples on the bounce and i didnt even smother my boobies in chocolate this time In the court room? You did that quick, I didn’t even notice! 😆 Im trying to evade justice How did you escape from my office? And when do you want me to drop your butt plug and very soggy knickers back to you? I pondered for about 3 seconds then used my saliva to slip my wrists from the cuffs did a rolly polly out the door nothing too dramatic. But if you wouldnt mind ive got 3 offers of a million pounds for my dirty knickers and i cant be bothered rubbing another one out. Too kind your honour 10% of what you make and I’ll hand deliver them to you Deal but only if you deliver them between your teeth? " That works, happy to help you soak more if there’s a market for them | |||
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"Ive just eaten 3 galaxy ripples on the bounce and i didnt even smother my boobies in chocolate this time In the court room? You did that quick, I didn’t even notice! 😆 Im trying to evade justice How did you escape from my office? And when do you want me to drop your butt plug and very soggy knickers back to you? I pondered for about 3 seconds then used my saliva to slip my wrists from the cuffs did a rolly polly out the door nothing too dramatic. But if you wouldnt mind ive got 3 offers of a million pounds for my dirty knickers and i cant be bothered rubbing another one out. Too kind your honour 10% of what you make and I’ll hand deliver them to you Deal but only if you deliver them between your teeth? That works, happy to help you soak more if there’s a market for them "Noted 🫡 | |||
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"Accused of being a dirty wanton cock monster. Guilty as charged. I'll take my punishment like a big girl. HW" Guilty, sentence is 3 weeks on a pussy only diet and a part season ticket for Man Utd. | |||
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"Accused of being a dirty wanton cock monster. Guilty as charged. I'll take my punishment like a big girl. HW Guilty, sentence is 3 weeks on a pussy only diet and a part season ticket for Man Utd. "Hubby says the man utd bit is a tad strong. Lol HW | |||
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"Accused of being a dirty wanton cock monster. Guilty as charged. I'll take my punishment like a big girl. HW Guilty, sentence is 3 weeks on a pussy only diet and a part season ticket for Man Utd.
Hubby says the man utd bit is a tad strong. Lol
HW"Lol potentially cruel and unusual punishment | |||
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