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"Im not bi or tri Gooooooo" But you’re too far, only valid excuse for a sexy lass like you | |||
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"Too penisy" Doesnt like penis and i do | |||
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"Too busy finding you a penis you like" That will only take you a min or two tops | |||
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"Too busy finding you a penis you like That will only take you a min or two tops " But you know my stamina capacity | |||
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"Too busy finding you a penis you like That will only take you a min or two tops But you know my stamina capacity" It would be over before i knew it | |||
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"Too busy finding you a penis you like That will only take you a min or two tops But you know my stamina capacity It would be over before i knew it" Distinct lack of penis | |||
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"No I can't think of a reason not to" Im his second choice 🤣😘 | |||
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"No I can't think of a reason not to Im his second choice 🤣😘" I’ve got better things to do | |||
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"No I can't think of a reason not to Im his second choice 🤣😘 I’ve got better things to do " He's busy doing me! | |||
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"She’s busy doing him so can’t do me " Hes busy wanting her to do him but she cant as shes full of marmite | |||
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"Cant be arsed to move" Those high heels look dangerous x | |||
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"Cant be arsed to move Those high heels look dangerous x" That elbow looks dangerous | |||
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"Can’t talk, licking elbow" Seems a little sad licking his elbow | |||
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"Can’t talk, licking elbow" But I don't think you'd look at me 🙈😅 | |||
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"Can’t talk, licking elbow Seems a little sad licking his elbow " But I don't like the taste of you 😜 | |||
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"Can’t talk, licking elbow Seems a little sad licking his elbow But I don't like the taste of you 😜" Youd show me up with that figure 👌 | |||
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"Im not bi or tri Gooooooo" Is fuck you, but, there is no but  | |||
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"Can’t talk, licking elbow Seems a little sad licking his elbow But I don't like the taste of you 😜 Youd show me up with that figure 👌" She's not confident enough, she's gorgeous | |||
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"Can’t talk, licking elbow Seems a little sad licking his elbow But I don't like the taste of you 😜 Youd show me up with that figure 👌" I havent watched porn xx🫢 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Lies about not watching porn 🤣" Shhhh  | |||
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"Lies about not watching porn 🤣 Shhhh "But you might call me 'bro' 🫣 | |||
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"Lies about not watching porn 🤣 Shhhh
But you might call me 'bro' 🫣"🤣🤣 | |||
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"Lies about not watching porn 🤣 Shhhh
But you might call me 'bro' 🫣"Maybe a stepsis  😂 | |||
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"Lies about not watching porn 🤣 Shhhh
But you might call me 'bro' 🫣
Maybe a stepsis 😂 "Erm.... just that comment is a no from me tbh | |||
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"Lies about not watching porn 🤣 Shhhh
But you might call me 'bro' 🫣
Maybe a stepsis 😂
Erm.... just that comment is a no from me tbh"I'd fuck you but you are straight 🙃 | |||
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"Lies about not watching porn 🤣 Shhhh
But you might call me 'bro' 🫣
Maybe a stepsis 😂
Erm.... just that comment is a no from me tbh
I'd fuck you but you are straight 🙃"I'm busy ordering Indian food | |||
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"Lies about not watching porn 🤣 Shhhh
But you might call me 'bro' 🫣
Maybe a stepsis 😂
Erm.... just that comment is a no from me tbh
I'd fuck you but you are straight 🙃"Distance is a bugger | |||
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"Lies about not watching porn 🤣 Shhhh
But you might call me 'bro' 🫣
Maybe a stepsis 😂
Erm.... just that comment is a no from me tbh
I'd fuck you but you are straight 🙃
Distance is a bugger "Hed rather be mean to me | |||
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"Lies about not watching porn 🤣 Shhhh
But you might call me 'bro' 🫣
Maybe a stepsis 😂
Erm.... just that comment is a no from me tbh
I'd fuck you but you are straight 🙃
Distance is a bugger
Hed rather be mean to me "Only wants to run an ice cube down my torso | |||
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"Lies about not watching porn 🤣 Shhhh
But you might call me 'bro' 🫣
Maybe a stepsis 😂
Erm.... just that comment is a no from me tbh
I'd fuck you but you are straight 🙃
Distance is a bugger
Hed rather be mean to me
Only wants to run an ice cube down my torso"Hes too ungrateful | |||
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"i’d watch " But you have too much cum 😇🤭 | |||
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"i’d watch But you have too much cum 😇🤭" Distance unfortunately ... | |||
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"i’d watch But you have too much cum 😇🤭 Distance unfortunately ..." Too male | |||
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"i’ll join  "Too many nerds hanging around 😉 | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉"Your a nerd | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd "I don't like marmite | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I don't like marmite "😂😂😂 | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd "I couldn't handle you 😝 | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝"I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇 | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇"I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇
I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me "Hes a scaredy cat 😝 | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇
I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me
Hes a scaredy cat 😝"I prefer pussy 😅 | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇
I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me
Hes a scaredy cat 😝
I prefer pussy 😅"He doesn't like my calico coloured kitty | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇
I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me
Hes a scaredy cat 😝
I prefer pussy 😅
He doesn't like my calico coloured kitty "I like calico puppies | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇
I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me
Hes a scaredy cat 😝
I prefer pussy 😅
He doesn't like my calico coloured kitty
I like calico puppies "My penis would be worn out | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇
I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me
Hes a scaredy cat 😝
I prefer pussy 😅
He doesn't like my calico coloured kitty
I like calico puppies
My penis would be worn out"You’d be surplus to requirements | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇
I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me
Hes a scaredy cat 😝
I prefer pussy 😅
He doesn't like my calico coloured kitty
I like calico puppies
My penis would be worn out
You’d be surplus to requirements "People would start to gossip | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇
I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me
Hes a scaredy cat 😝
I prefer pussy 😅
He doesn't like my calico coloured kitty
I like calico puppies
My penis would be worn out
You’d be surplus to requirements
People would start to gossip "I couldnt take that ⛏️ | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇
I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me
Hes a scaredy cat 😝
I prefer pussy 😅
He doesn't like my calico coloured kitty
I like calico puppies
My penis would be worn out
You’d be surplus to requirements
People would start to gossip
I couldnt take that ⛏️"You underestimate yourself 😝 | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇
I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me
Hes a scaredy cat 😝
I prefer pussy 😅
He doesn't like my calico coloured kitty
I like calico puppies
My penis would be worn out
You’d be surplus to requirements
People would start to gossip
I couldnt take that ⛏️
You underestimate yourself 😝"I’d get caught in the fishnets | |||
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"i’ll join
Too many nerds hanging around 😉
Your a nerd
I couldn't handle you 😝
I'd want to steal your bodystockings 😇
I’m afraid the big bad wolf might get me
Hes a scaredy cat 😝
I prefer pussy 😅
He doesn't like my calico coloured kitty
I like calico puppies
My penis would be worn out
You’d be surplus to requirements
People would start to gossip
I couldnt take that ⛏️
You underestimate yourself 😝"Your a legend 🤣🤣💪 | |||
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"Your wife has to join in 💦😈💋" I’m 1000s of miles away | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎" Too far! | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far!" I’m to hungry | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far!" They keep rejecting me | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me " He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪" Not sure I could aim well enough to just hit her chin | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪" We all have a preference…😆 | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 Not sure I could aim well enough to just hit her chin " He wants to punch me on the chin | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 Not sure I could aim well enough to just hit her chin He wants to punch me on the chin" Sausage heavy | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 Not sure I could aim well enough to just hit her chin He wants to punch me on the chin" Im resisting after the above comment 🤣🤣 | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 Not sure I could aim well enough to just hit her chin He wants to punch me on the chin Sausage heavy" Who is 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 Not sure I could aim well enough to just hit her chin He wants to punch me on the chin Sausage heavy Who is 🤣🤣🤣🤣" She doesn't know who we are | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 Not sure I could aim well enough to just hit her chin He wants to punch me on the chin Sausage heavy Who is 🤣🤣🤣🤣" If you really want to party with me… | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 Not sure I could aim well enough to just hit her chin He wants to punch me on the chin Sausage heavy Who is 🤣🤣🤣🤣" Didn't reply to my message | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 Not sure I could aim well enough to just hit her chin He wants to punch me on the chin Sausage heavy Who is 🤣🤣🤣🤣 She doesn't know who we are " She is a sausage hunter, she will find you 🤣🤣😆 | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪" You totally misspelled ejaculation by the way!!    | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 You totally misspelled ejaculation by the way!! "Nice play on words, love it! | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 You totally misspelled ejaculation by the way!! "You cant read so youd struggle with directions to find me | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 You totally misspelled ejaculation by the way!!
You cant read so youd struggle with directions to find me "Im a bloke - i never listen anyway | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 You totally misspelled ejaculation by the way!!
You cant read so youd struggle with directions to find me
Im a bloke - i never listen anyway "He doesnt listen so wouldn't know what I wanted | |||
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 You totally misspelled ejaculation by the way!!
You cant read so youd struggle with directions to find me
Im a bloke - i never listen anyway
He doesnt listen so wouldn't know what I wanted
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"He's thousands of miles away😎😎😎😎😎 Too far! They keep rejecting me He struggles with rejection whereas i take it on the chin 💪 You totally misspelled ejaculation by the way!!
You cant read so youd struggle with directions to find me
Im a bloke - i never listen anyway
He doesnt listen so wouldn't know what I wanted
I’m up north 🤣"I'm to old | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair " Rabbit back up? | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up?" He likes rabbits and im not a fan | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan" When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘" I prefer hands on | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘" Hes suggesting toys instead | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead" The doggos are cockblocking | |||
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"Id fuck you but he fucks men...but says he's straight..." I'd be afraid of being able to satisfy her | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 I prefer hands on " My hands are tied | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead" I’m at Glastonbury 😆😆😆 | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead I’m at Glastonbury 😆😆😆" He prefers to talk about festivals | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead I’m at Glastonbury 😆😆😆 He prefers to talk about festivals " Apparently I'm to vanilla for her | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead The doggos are cockblocking" 🤣🤣 I'll put them in kennels for rhe night | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead I’m at Glastonbury 😆😆😆 He prefers to talk about festivals Apparently I'm to vanilla for her" Too shy and vanilla for me | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead The doggos are cockblocking 🤣🤣 I'll put them in kennels for rhe night" She's busy sorting her dogs | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead The doggos are cockblocking 🤣🤣 I'll put them in kennels for rhe night" I’ll offer my dog sitting services instead | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead The doggos are cockblocking 🤣🤣 I'll put them in kennels for rhe night I’ll offer my dog sitting services instead "Too far away | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead The doggos are cockblocking 🤣🤣 I'll put them in kennels for rhe night I’ll offer my dog sitting services instead "i would come to quick because I love ginger hair | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead The doggos are cockblocking 🤣🤣 I'll put them in kennels for rhe night I’ll offer my dog sitting services instead "Everyones too busy with dogs or dogsitting | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead The doggos are cockblocking 🤣🤣 I'll put them in kennels for rhe night I’ll offer my dog sitting services instead "I’m out of excuses 🤷♂️ | |||
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"My space rocket is in for repair Rabbit back up? He likes rabbits and im not a fan When rockets break it’s good to have a hands free back up 😘 Hes suggesting toys instead The doggos are cockblocking 🤣🤣 I'll put them in kennels for rhe night I’ll offer my dog sitting services instead
I’m out of excuses 🤷♂️ "You need a break | |||
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I’m out of excuses 🤷♂️ "I’m watching Glastonbury | |||
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I’m out of excuses 🤷♂️
I’m watching Glastonbury "But we cant be bothered 😅 | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣" Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣" I'm getting the defib to check | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣" He has no boundaries | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries " Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇" Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x" You’ve made me blush | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush "You had your head turned | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned "He likes the exorcist | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist"Holy Water makes shit lube | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube "My spirit is pure enough 😇 | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇 "You can’t be tainted | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇 "You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣 | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣"I won’t interrupt your lady love in | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in "You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️ | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️"I can't find any spare lampposts | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️
I can't find any spare lampposts "Awww ill get you one so you can piss up mine 😘 | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️
I can't find any spare lampposts
Awww ill get you one so you can piss up mine 😘"What an offer I can't refuse 😅 | |||
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"She's already spoken for. ⬆️" I was waiting for youuuuuuuu 🏃♂️➡️🏃♂️➡️🏃♂️➡️🏃♂️➡️ | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️
I can't find any spare lampposts
Awww ill get you one so you can piss up mine 😘"This is so off pisste now OP 😆 | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️
I can't find any spare lampposts
Awww ill get you one so you can piss up mine 😘
This is so off pisste now OP 😆"Hes too busy reminding me this is my thread and im not playing properly 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️
I can't find any spare lampposts
Awww ill get you one so you can piss up mine 😘
This is so off pisste now OP 😆
Hes too busy reminding me this is my thread and im not playing properly 🤣🤣"Rules are meant to be broken, especially when the owls are out… | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️
I can't find any spare lampposts
Awww ill get you one so you can piss up mine 😘
This is so off pisste now OP 😆
Hes too busy reminding me this is my thread and im not playing properly 🤣🤣
Rules are meant to be broken, especially when the owls are out…"Who? Who? | |||
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You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️
I can't find any spare lampposts
Awww ill get you one so you can piss up mine 😘
This is so off pisste now OP 😆
Hes too busy reminding me this is my thread and im not playing properly 🤣🤣
Rules are meant to be broken, especially when the owls are out…
Who? Who?"Doesn’t know who I am | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️
I can't find any spare lampposts
Awww ill get you one so you can piss up mine 😘
This is so off pisste now OP 😆
Hes too busy reminding me this is my thread and im not playing properly 🤣🤣
Rules are meant to be broken, especially when the owls are out…
Who? Who?
Doesn’t know who I am "I take my tea seriously | |||
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You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️
I can't find any spare lampposts
Awww ill get you one so you can piss up mine 😘
This is so off pisste now OP 😆
Hes too busy reminding me this is my thread and im not playing properly 🤣🤣
Rules are meant to be broken, especially when the owls are out…
Who? Who?
Doesn’t know who I am "So we get to know each other | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️
I can't find any spare lampposts
Awww ill get you one so you can piss up mine 😘
This is so off pisste now OP 😆
Hes too busy reminding me this is my thread and im not playing properly 🤣🤣
Rules are meant to be broken, especially when the owls are out…
Who? Who?
Doesn’t know who I am
I take my tea seriously "Tea is important, benefits of tea are well known for its power to aid Baphunting, let alone all the other stuff.. | |||
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"I'm dead 🤣 Yeah I couldn’t resist 🤣 He has no boundaries Boundaries are lost at Glastonbury 😇 Your out baphunting and im cockhunting we want different things I’m a terrible hunter But a terrific person can’t go unnoticed for too long, it’s science, Baphunters notice nice people as well as measuring baps with laser eyes x You’ve made me blush
You had your head turned
He likes the exorcist
Holy Water makes shit lube
My spirit is pure enough 😇
You make me laugh too much with your comments in hate threads 🤣
I won’t interrupt your lady love in
You should of been there everyone was crying about lads lampost pissing on threads 🤣🤣🤷♀️
I can't find any spare lampposts
Awww ill get you one so you can piss up mine 😘
This is so off pisste now OP 😆
Hes too busy reminding me this is my thread and im not playing properly 🤣🤣
Rules are meant to be broken, especially when the owls are out…
Who? Who?
Doesn’t know who I am
I take my tea seriously
Tea is important, benefits of tea are well known for its power to aid Baphunting, let alone all the other stuff.."Engage in excellent tea chat with the fine fellow | |||
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"You’re too busy posting in the wrong threads" Im too busy having my left knee cap admired | |||
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