FabSwingers.com forum: Random comment

By *hickthighs25 OP Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

This week i have posted 2 comments on the wrong threads making myself look like a very strange pervert rather than just a usual pervert.

To save myself and others the hassle

Post a random comment or story about you thats has no relevance to anything just for the laughs.

Plus it will make me feel better much love.

Goooooo....

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
4 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Did you know that there's eight different words for paintbrush in french?

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By *emptme1993Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

I once walked out of a pretty rough sea and had exposed myself without realising 🤦‍♂️ I rectified the situation when I checked my shorts weren’t too low and realised they really were 🤦‍♂️

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By *rMan321Man
4 weeks ago

Alnwick

Only like it buttered on one side

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
4 weeks ago

Up North

Years ago my cat killed my neighbours budgie. I was too scared to tell him so instead I helped him print a flyer and spent 2 days attaching them to lampposts and scouring the neighbourhood. This is my confession.

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By *hickthighs25 OP Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"Years ago my cat killed my neighbours budgie. I was too scared to tell him so instead I helped him print a flyer and spent 2 days attaching them to lampposts and scouring the neighbourhood. This is my confession. "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am howling

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By *llFunPlayMan
4 weeks ago

Woking

you have to loop it over, slide it through and pull on both ends hard

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By *hickthighs25 OP Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"you have to loop it over, slide it through and pull on both ends hard"

A boob?

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London

Locked myself out of a hotel room d*unk in just my boxers!

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By *hinebrightMan
4 weeks ago

???

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

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By *llFunPlayMan
4 weeks ago

Woking

"you have to loop it over, slide it through and pull on both ends hard

A boob?"

yours must be made of stern stuff! that is a knot

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

She started yelping like a Chihuahua as soon as I put my little finger up her arse. From this day on, I've always called her Chihuahua Chick, and she has no idea why. I hope she's not reading this.

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By *isitingbiMan
4 weeks ago

London

I have ovophobia.

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By *winfrozrMan
4 weeks ago

Carnoustie

"Locked myself out of a hotel room d*unk in just my boxers!"

You’re lucky you had boxers on. I managed to do that stark bollock naked in a hotel in Menorca

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By *hickthighs25 OP Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"She started yelping like a Chihuahua as soon as I put my little finger up her arse. From this day on, I've always called her Chihuahua Chick, and she has no idea why. I hope she's not reading this."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *edhead63Man
4 weeks ago

Basildon

In the German language there is a big difference between the words flicken and ficken get it wrong and your in big trouble (first is to sow and the second to fuck) as I found out when i asked my nan to fuck my trousers!

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 weeks ago

Gloucester

Peanut butter

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By *J coupleCouple
4 weeks ago

stone

The time when you walk out of your hotel room, go down three flights of stairs, walk through the hotel lobby, out towards the swimming pool but then realise you’re not at that naturist resort!

Yes I did notice that I was getting some attention but I was a young man, super fit from competitive swimming and just thought I was being admired.

I’m now in my 50’s, dad bod but do go the naturist sites. We’re actually going to Telford site in the morning.

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By *hickthighs25 OP Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"Peanut butter "

Niceeeeeee 🤤

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By *ndymac888Man
4 weeks ago

Dumbarton

Sometime when an ex partner was asking me to her a favour (like go to Asda for milk) I would say to her “60 second look” she would pull down her clothes bend over and spread her but cheeks for 60 seconds. I wouldn’t touch her, just let her know when the 60 seconds was up.

Depended on how badly she couldn’t be bothered to to whatever it was.

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London

"Locked myself out of a hotel room d*unk in just my boxers!

You’re lucky you had boxers on. I managed to do that stark bollock naked in a hotel in Menorca"

🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *j1981Man
4 weeks ago

cork

"The time when you walk out of your hotel room, go down three flights of stairs, walk through the hotel lobby, out towards the swimming pool but then realise you’re not at that naturist resort!

Yes I did notice that I was getting some attention but I was a young man, super fit from competitive swimming and just thought I was being admired.

I’m now in my 50’s, dad bod but do go the naturist sites. We’re actually going to Telford site in the morning. "

If you got it flaunt it.....

My random comment......was driving along a got a hard on out of no where on a bumpy road....

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By *mrrrrMan
4 weeks ago

liverpool

Jack Daniels and

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"Jack Daniels and

Jamaican Ginger Ale.

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By *eardedguy83Man
4 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Years ago I asked a question at work and the answer was…

“ You’ve got 2 hopes. No hope and Bob Hope”

To this day I still use this expression.

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By *evonrobMan
4 weeks ago

Kingsbridge

"Locked myself out of a hotel room d*unk in just my boxers!"

A right of passage surely?

In my case looking for the toilet when the door went clunk. Wearing only a smile i went down to reception. The receptionist/ night desk clerkactually thought it was funny, although I really did try hard to cover my modesty. Back in my room the matter went unreported to my work colleagues staying at the same hotel. My confession here!

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By *winfrozrMan
4 weeks ago

Carnoustie

"Locked myself out of a hotel room d*unk in just my boxers!

A right of passage surely?

The clunk and lack of toilet woke me up pretty sharpish lol

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By *hickthighs25 OP Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"Locked myself out of a hotel room d*unk in just my boxers!

A right of passage surely?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ruebameMan
4 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I once left a pineapple outside my campervan to keep cool and got a knock in the early hour of the morning from two guys as I opened the door to be asked if I wanted some fun my arse has never squeezed so tight as I politely told them no I'm not into that

Not all pineapple are a invite

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By *hickthighs25 OP Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"I once left a pineapple outside my campervan to keep cool and got a knock in the early hour of the morning from two guys as I opened the door to be asked if I wanted some fun my arse has never squeezed so tight as I politely told them no I'm not into that

Not all pineapple are a invite

How considerate though thinking about your pineapples welfare ... noone wants a hot pineapple

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

[Removed by poster at 27/06/25 18:31:37]

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

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By *ete hMan
4 weeks ago

Penzance

One time at a work training meeting kinda thing we were asked to tell a surprising fact about ourselves. To this day I don't know why I decided to tell the story about a time I slept with an older woman who said she wouldn't sleep with me unless I shaved my beard off and how proud I was with myself about d*unkenly managing to do it using her lady-razor without cutting myself 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *erseykevMan
4 weeks ago

St Helier

Was chatting to my wife one day and asked what would you do if the police turned up at the door to say I collapsed and died while walking the dog. She said her reply would be. Where's the dog! Good answer I thought!

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By *ekked JackMan
4 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

Is anal sex with someone who has haemorrhoids like pumping a pomegranate 🤔

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
4 weeks ago

stanley

Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast

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By *hickthighs25 OP Woman
4 weeks ago

Stockton

"Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast "

Thankyou 😘

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast "

Red Dwarf?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
4 weeks ago

stanley

"Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast

Red Dwarf?"

Indeed , Ace Rimmer, that’s the character not my CV

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