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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton

Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo"

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv "

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

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By *h-why-notMan
5 weeks ago

Isle of Wight


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo"

Im busy trting to make you laugh, maybe my helicopter impression

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By *mrrrrMan
5 weeks ago

liverpool


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣"

Legs down please 😂

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣"

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves"

I always preferred Barney

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By *eroLondonMan
5 weeks ago

Mayfair

... you're already spoken for by 1∅,∅∅∅ fåb maniacs.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney "

Pass

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Central

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 22:16:48]

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Central


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I'm planning a festive novelty layout

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves"

.

I'm planning a festive novelty layout

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By *searchingMan
5 weeks ago

hmmm


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I'm planning a festive novelty layout

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

.

I'm planning a festive novelty layout"

I’m perming my chest hair

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By *hinebrightMan
5 weeks ago

???


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney "

Nope definitely bam bam all over 😆

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I'm planning a festive novelty layout

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

.

I'm planning a festive novelty layout

I’m perming my chest hair"

Hes better at perming than me

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I'm planning a festive novelty layout

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

.

I'm planning a festive novelty layout

I’m perming my chest hair

Hes better at perming than me "

I’m too busy straightening my curls

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I'm planning a festive novelty layout

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

.

I'm planning a festive novelty layout

I’m perming my chest hair

Hes better at perming than me

I’m too busy straightening my curls "

It’d be round 2 😎

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I’m redecorating the spare bedroom

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By *h-why-notMan
5 weeks ago

Isle of Wight

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 22:45:02]

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney "

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆"

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

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By *emptme1993Man
5 weeks ago

Manchester

You’re busy inspecting your brick work

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR"

BapHunter has already started! 😘

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘"

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me "

She’d eat me alive

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me "

I think last time we spoke I was coming up for air? 😘😘😂😂😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me

I think last time we spoke I was coming up for air? 😘😘😂😂😂"

🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me

She’d eat me alive "

You passed 🤷‍♀️

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me

She’d eat me alive

You passed 🤷‍♀️"

I was conserving energy 😎

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me

She’d eat me alive

You passed 🤷‍♀️

I was conserving energy 😎 "

I’ve spent all of mine

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me

She’d eat me alive

You passed 🤷‍♀️

I was conserving energy 😎

I’ve spent all of mine "

I’ll only need you for 30 secs

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me

She’d eat me alive

You passed 🤷‍♀️

I was conserving energy 😎

I’ve spent all of mine

I’ll only need you for 30 secs "

😂😂😂

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me

She’d eat me alive

You passed 🤷‍♀️

I was conserving energy 😎

I’ve spent all of mine

I’ll only need you for 30 secs "

😂😂😂😂

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By *elshyXOMan
5 weeks ago

here & there


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me

She’d eat me alive

You passed 🤷‍♀️

I was conserving energy 😎

I’ve spent all of mine

I’ll only need you for 30 secs

😂😂😂 "

Ive just got into bed & got comfy

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"Everyones too busy stealing my meatloaf bants and im sulking

Goooooo

She's too busy eating galaxy and watching tv

I wouldnt be if u sped up 🤣🤣

Doing my best Fred flinstone moves

I always preferred Barney

Barneys going to make your bed rock 😆

BAPHUNTERRRRRRRRRRR

BapHunter has already started! 😘

Hahahaaha hes too busy for me

She’d eat me alive

You passed 🤷‍♀️

I was conserving energy 😎

I’ve spent all of mine

I’ll only need you for 30 secs

😂😂😂

Ive just got into bed & got comfy"

You prefer sheep 🤣

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking

I’ve got to let them finish first, there’s no room…

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ve got to let them finish first, there’s no room…"

Hes waiting for room

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By *emptme1993Man
5 weeks ago

Manchester

You’re not in my bed

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed"

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

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By *emptme1993Man
5 weeks ago

Manchester


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣"

Is your clit shrivelled up again 🤣

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By *artyboy83Man
5 weeks ago

......


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Is your clit shrivelled up again 🤣"

I’m too busy frying bacon

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣"

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you "

BapHunter, NOW!!

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By *ipped_Rugby_LadMan
5 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you "

your not bent over for me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me"

I am now sir 👋🤣

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By *ipped_Rugby_LadMan
5 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣"

good girl, just how you should be.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be. "

🥵

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By *ipped_Rugby_LadMan
5 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵"

dont forget your blind fold and hand ties x

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By *r Black 85Man
5 weeks ago

nottingham

Hes a lad😎😎😎😎😎

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵"

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣"

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

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By *ipped_Rugby_LadMan
5 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here "

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

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By *ipped_Rugby_LadMan
5 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will."

*wouldnt

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By *rMrs8790Couple
5 weeks ago

Southampton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will."

Someone already is lol x

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will."

🤣🤣🤣 I think she will like that too!

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By *poolGuyMan
5 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm outside your age range

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt "

Oh id take it 😈

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By *ipped_Rugby_LadMan
5 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈"

ohh i know you would.

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By *idden gemMan
5 weeks ago

sale

I'm in

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would. "

You need to stop you 😈

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By *arrie69Man
5 weeks ago

Dublin

I am in the wrong country

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By *ipped_Rugby_LadMan
5 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈"

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x"

🥵🙊

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By *r Black 85Man
5 weeks ago

nottingham


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊"

I'm an eyes kinda guy😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hemainintainMan
5 weeks ago

breen

You never replied to my message x

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊"

I’d pay to watch this…

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I'm an eyes kinda guy😎😎😎😎😎"

Aww mrblack reply to the message x

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I’d pay to watch this…"

I’m too busy laughing at the BDSM—lite role play

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I’d pay to watch this…"

Id let you 🤣 watch it that is not pay haha

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I’d pay to watch this…

Id let you 🤣 watch it that is not pay haha "

Marvellous! Might need to be joining in…😘

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I’d pay to watch this…

Id let you 🤣 watch it that is not pay haha

Marvellous! Might need to be joining in…😘"

You’re too busy limbering up for your cameo

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I’d pay to watch this…

Id let you 🤣 watch it that is not pay haha

Marvellous! Might need to be joining in…😘

You’re too busy limbering up for your cameo "

😆😆😆😘😘

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
5 weeks ago

Midlothian

I don't want to share my snacks. 😄

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I’d pay to watch this…

Id let you 🤣 watch it that is not pay haha

Marvellous! Might need to be joining in…😘

You’re too busy limbering up for your cameo "

We can slink off while they’re all distracted

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"I don't want to share my snacks. 😄"

What if more snacks are provided?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I’d pay to watch this…

Id let you 🤣 watch it that is not pay haha

Marvellous! Might need to be joining in…😘

You’re too busy limbering up for your cameo

We can slink off while they’re all distracted "

Im too busy getting absolutely destroyed by the sounds of it 🤣🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I’d pay to watch this…

Id let you 🤣 watch it that is not pay haha

Marvellous! Might need to be joining in…😘

You’re too busy limbering up for your cameo

We can slink off while they’re all distracted

Im too busy getting absolutely destroyed by the sounds of it 🤣🤣"

On a daily basis 😎

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I’d pay to watch this…

Id let you 🤣 watch it that is not pay haha

Marvellous! Might need to be joining in…😘

You’re too busy limbering up for your cameo

We can slink off while they’re all distracted

Im too busy getting absolutely destroyed by the sounds of it 🤣🤣"

Breath thickthighs xx you got thisxxx

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I’d pay to watch this…

Id let you 🤣 watch it that is not pay haha

Marvellous! Might need to be joining in…😘

You’re too busy limbering up for your cameo

We can slink off while they’re all distracted

Im too busy getting absolutely destroyed by the sounds of it 🤣🤣

Breath thickthighs xx you got thisxxx"

Your my top supporter _aphunter 🤣🤣🤣 xx

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
5 weeks ago

Midlothian


"I don't want to share my snacks. 😄

What if more snacks are provided?"

I always provide my own out of dietary necessity, I need gluten free. If someone has been munching gluten, I can't kiss them. 😅😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol


"I don't want to share my snacks. 😄

What if more snacks are provided?

I always provide my own out of dietary necessity, I need gluten free. If someone has been munching gluten, I can't kiss them. 😅😂

"

I moved down south

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I don't want to share my snacks. 😄

What if more snacks are provided?

I always provide my own out of dietary necessity, I need gluten free. If someone has been munching gluten, I can't kiss them. 😅😂

I moved down south "

Hes a fake southerner

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By *aphunterMan
5 weeks ago

woking


"You’re not in my bed

Im too busy getting wound up by "fab straight" men 🤣

Baphunter will help you unwind 😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you

your not bent over for me

I am now sir 👋🤣

good girl, just how you should be.

🥵

Someone’s speechless! Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Wouldnt you be ! 🤣 im in for a good night here

well you would have space to speak lets just say that and take it how you will.

*wouldnt

Oh id take it 😈

ohh i know you would.

You need to stop you 😈

id say make me but with those hands tied, i dont know how you would x

🥵🙊

I’d pay to watch this…

Id let you 🤣 watch it that is not pay haha

Marvellous! Might need to be joining in…😘

You’re too busy limbering up for your cameo

We can slink off while they’re all distracted

Im too busy getting absolutely destroyed by the sounds of it 🤣🤣

Breath thickthighs xx you got thisxxx

Your my top supporter _aphunter 🤣🤣🤣 xx"

My mouth supports too…😘😘

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By *r Black 85Man
5 weeks ago

nottingham

I don't have boobs 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ruebameMan
5 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I don't have boobs 😎😎😎😎😎"

He doesn't have the hole I'm looking for

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By *emptme1993Man
5 weeks ago

Manchester

You’re not my type

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not my type"

Im too busy sliding him up and down the bath smothered in butter

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By *ruebameMan
5 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"You’re not my type

Im too busy sliding him up and down the bath smothered in butter "

She's to busy smothering him in butter

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re not my type

Im too busy sliding him up and down the bath smothered in butter

She's to busy smothering him in butter "

Im stuck in your swing

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By *ony2269Man
5 weeks ago

Radcliffe

*your

And

*butt

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By *ruebameMan
5 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"You’re not my type

Im too busy sliding him up and down the bath smothered in butter

She's to busy smothering him in butter

Im stuck in your swing "

My tongue has gone numb

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 weeks ago

North Angus

He’s after wombs

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"He’s after wombs "

Hes not after wombs 🤷‍♀️

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By *emptme1993Man
5 weeks ago

Manchester

You don’t want pendulum balls

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You don’t want pendulum balls"

I dont want a broken jawn im not into that

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

mouths too small don’t wanna break her jaw

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"You don’t want pendulum balls

I dont want a broken jawn im not into that "

She just keeps it to the tip

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You don’t want pendulum balls

I dont want a broken jawn im not into that

She just keeps it to the tip "

He doesnt have the control for tip dipping

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By *NormalMan01Man
5 weeks ago

Harrogate


"You don’t want pendulum balls

I dont want a broken jawn im not into that

She just keeps it to the tip

He doesnt have the control for tip dipping "

Cba. Tbh.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You don’t want pendulum balls

I dont want a broken jawn im not into that

She just keeps it to the tip

He doesnt have the control for tip dipping

Cba. Tbh. "

Cba either so were good 😆

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"You don’t want pendulum balls

I dont want a broken jawn im not into that

She just keeps it to the tip

He doesnt have the control for tip dipping

Cba. Tbh.

Cba either so were good 😆"

She’s not into it. Need to find my toy

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By *elshyXOMan
5 weeks ago

here & there


"You don’t want pendulum balls

I dont want a broken jawn im not into that

She just keeps it to the tip

He doesnt have the control for tip dipping

Cba. Tbh.

Cba either so were good 😆"

Id have to get in the queue whilst you finish off who youre already with

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"You don’t want pendulum balls

I dont want a broken jawn im not into that

She just keeps it to the tip

He doesnt have the control for tip dipping

Cba. Tbh.

Cba either so were good 😆

Id have to get in the queue whilst you finish off who youre already with"

I’m eating my porridge

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By *elshyXOMan
5 weeks ago

here & there


"You don’t want pendulum balls

I dont want a broken jawn im not into that

She just keeps it to the tip

He doesnt have the control for tip dipping

Cba. Tbh.

Cba either so were good 😆

Id have to get in the queue whilst you finish off who youre already with

I’m eating my porridge "

I can wait patiently, although its a bit warm for porridge is it not?

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By *ein-guyMan
5 weeks ago

East Cowes

I like CK underwear and it would be a shame to spoil them by getting your cock out

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I like CK underwear and it would be a shame to spoil them by getting your cock out "

Id have to fight through all them pairs of knickers to get to it

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
5 weeks ago

South Wales

You’re doing some sort of balancing act with all the knickers and I don’t want to spoil it xx 😄

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By *eeper ThanMan
5 weeks ago

Dartford

If only end up embarrassing myself

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By *eeper ThanMan
5 weeks ago

Dartford

Id * not if

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 weeks ago

North Angus

I’ll embarrass myself for you

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ll embarrass myself for you "

Your too busy embarrassing yourself

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By *eeper ThanMan
5 weeks ago

Dartford

I’m busy watch some paint dry

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m busy watch some paint dry "

Im busy painting ... pervert

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By *etishfreakMan
5 weeks ago

Teddington

I'd need to suck your toes first

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By *eeper ThanMan
5 weeks ago

Dartford

Dam was I that obvious thought I was good at the side eye Busted

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
5 weeks ago

South Wales

You’re already very busy practicing your side eye xx 😄

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By *isterBlondMan
5 weeks ago

weston

You’re on the wrong side of the bridge..

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"You’re on the wrong side of the bridge.."

Your not on my ship

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 weeks ago

North Angus


"You’re on the wrong side of the bridge..

Your not on my ship"

She’s on a ship and I get sea sick

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By *eeper ThanMan
5 weeks ago

Dartford

Doesn’t like the motion of the ocean

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Doesn’t like the motion of the ocean "

Im walking the plank

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"Doesn’t like the motion of the ocean

Im walking the plank "

I need to feed my parrot

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
5 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m too distracted by the parrot xx

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By *ein-guyMan
5 weeks ago

East Cowes


"I’m too distracted by the parrot xx "

I'm just in an amazing daze

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"I’m too distracted by the parrot xx "

You’d be too busy teaching my parrot rude words

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By *ruebameMan
5 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I’m too distracted by the parrot xx

You’d be too busy teaching my parrot rude words "

I wouldn't want to ruin your red lipstick

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By *eeper ThanMan
5 weeks ago

Dartford


"I’m too distracted by the parrot xx

You’d be too busy teaching my parrot rude words "

Too in shock with them words coming out your mouth

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 weeks ago

North Angus

I wouldn’t want to ruin his butthole

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I wouldn’t want to ruin his butthole "

I wouldnt want to ruin his butthole

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By *arkbigcock300Man
5 weeks ago

LONDONDERRY


"I wouldn’t want to ruin his butthole

I wouldnt want to ruin his butthole"

i dont think she could handle it

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By *ruebameMan
5 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I wouldn’t want to ruin his butthole

I wouldnt want to ruin his butthole

i dont think she could handle it"

He's to cock sure

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I wouldn’t want to ruin his butthole

I wouldnt want to ruin his butthole

i dont think she could handle it

He's to cock sure "

Im not sure i could take it

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By *ruebameMan
5 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I wouldn’t want to ruin his butthole

I wouldnt want to ruin his butthole

i dont think she could handle it

He's to cock sure

Im not sure i could take it "

My 2" would ruin her

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I wouldn’t want to ruin his butthole

I wouldnt want to ruin his butthole

i dont think she could handle it

He's to cock sure

Im not sure i could take it

My 2" would ruin her "

His tongues only 2 inches which meand hed die in between my legs

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I wouldn’t want to ruin his butthole

I wouldnt want to ruin his butthole

i dont think she could handle it

He's to cock sure

Im not sure i could take it

My 2" would ruin her

His tongues only 2 inches which meand hed die in between my legs "

A death I’d like to experience but there is a corpse already

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By *ruebameMan
5 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I wouldn’t want to ruin his butthole

I wouldnt want to ruin his butthole

i dont think she could handle it

He's to cock sure

Im not sure i could take it

My 2" would ruin her

His tongues only 2 inches which meand hed die in between my legs "

I'd die a happy man

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By *osworth13Man
5 weeks ago

Leicester

Hi anyone here from around Leicestershire

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By *an SummersMan
5 weeks ago

Near you?


"Hi anyone here from around Leicestershire "

The temptation to fist you is too strong

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 weeks ago

North Angus

I would but I really need to go to the loo

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"I would but I really need to go to the loo "

Water sports ain’t my thing

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By *NormalMan01Man
5 weeks ago

Harrogate


"I would but I really need to go to the loo

Water sports ain’t my thing "

You’re a red rose and I don’t fancy that war all over again…

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I would but I really need to go to the loo

Water sports ain’t my thing

You’re a red rose and I don’t fancy that war all over again…"

Your too normal for me

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By *oodo69Man
5 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)


"I would but I really need to go to the loo

Water sports ain’t my thing

You’re a red rose and I don’t fancy that war all over again…

Your too normal for me "

Cant think of any excuse xx

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 weeks ago

North Angus


"I would but I really need to go to the loo

Water sports ain’t my thing

You’re a red rose and I don’t fancy that war all over again…

Your too normal for me

Cant think of any excuse xx "

I couldn’t inflict that level of emotional devastation on the poor fella

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By *r Black 85Man
5 weeks ago

nottingham

My rank isn't high enough😎😎😎😎😎

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By *emptme1993Man
5 weeks ago

Manchester

Your rank is too high

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your rank is too high"

Your balls are like pendelums and it sounds like an accident waiting to happen

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By *emptme1993Man
5 weeks ago

Manchester


"Your rank is too high

Your balls are like pendelums and it sounds like an accident waiting to happen"

They’re just normal ‘thickthighs’ approved size now

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Your rank is too high

Your balls are like pendelums and it sounds like an accident waiting to happen"

She busy with some accident

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your rank is too high

Your balls are like pendelums and it sounds like an accident waiting to happen

She busy with some accident "

Im trying to avoid being hit by pendelums 🤣

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
5 weeks ago

Gloucester


"Your rank is too high

Your balls are like pendelums and it sounds like an accident waiting to happen

She busy with some accident

Im trying to avoid being hit by pendelums 🤣"

Your straight unfortunately

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Your rank is too high

Your balls are like pendelums and it sounds like an accident waiting to happen

She busy with some accident

Im trying to avoid being hit by pendelums 🤣

Your straight unfortunately "

She has pirates protecting her boobs ..

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By *ruebameMan
5 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Your rank is too high

Your balls are like pendelums and it sounds like an accident waiting to happen

She busy with some accident

Im trying to avoid being hit by pendelums 🤣

Your straight unfortunately

She has pirates protecting her boobs .."

I'm not fab straight

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your rank is too high

Your balls are like pendelums and it sounds like an accident waiting to happen

She busy with some accident

Im trying to avoid being hit by pendelums 🤣

Your straight unfortunately

She has pirates protecting her boobs ..

I'm not fab straight "

Your too busy with my feet on your shoulders

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By *quirrel!Man
5 weeks ago

L

I’ve ran out of oil!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Your rank is too high

Your balls are like pendelums and it sounds like an accident waiting to happen

She busy with some accident

Im trying to avoid being hit by pendelums 🤣

Your straight unfortunately

She has pirates protecting her boobs ..

I'm not fab straight

Your too busy with my feet on your shoulders "

I can’t find the lamppost she’s hanging out at

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"Your rank is too high

Your balls are like pendelums and it sounds like an accident waiting to happen

She busy with some accident

Im trying to avoid being hit by pendelums 🤣

Your straight unfortunately

She has pirates protecting her boobs ..

I'm not fab straight

Your too busy with my feet on your shoulders

I can’t find the lamppost she’s hanging out at "

I'm busy pissing right now

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Your rank is too high

Your balls are like pendelums and it sounds like an accident waiting to happen

She busy with some accident

Im trying to avoid being hit by pendelums 🤣

Your straight unfortunately

She has pirates protecting her boobs ..

I'm not fab straight

Your too busy with my feet on your shoulders

I can’t find the lamppost she’s hanging out at

I'm busy pissing right now"

He’s not toilet trained yet

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By *emptme1993Man
5 weeks ago

Manchester

I’m not helping toilet train anyone

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By *r Black 85Man
5 weeks ago

nottingham

He was too tempting 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan
5 weeks ago

Telford


"He was too tempting 😎😎😎😎😎"

He's too shady

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By *rown.studMan
5 weeks ago

Thornaby

Too fast

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"He was too tempting 😎😎😎😎😎

He's too shady"

Im too busy writing dirty comments on the wrong threads

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By *mrrrrMan
5 weeks ago

liverpool


"He was too tempting 😎😎😎😎😎

He's too shady

Im too busy writing dirty comments on the wrong threads "

What a naughty girl you are 🫣😂😂😂

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By *infullyObedientWoman
5 weeks ago

Woodley

Too far away

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By *aySmilerMan
5 weeks ago

Berkshire


"Too far away"

I would fuck you but more than once

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 weeks ago

North Angus

Too happy

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By *infullyObedientWoman
5 weeks ago

Woodley

Too scottish

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By *eroLondonMan
5 weeks ago

Mayfair

Too late.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
5 weeks ago

Woodley

Too early

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By *eneralKenobiMan
5 weeks ago

North Angus


"Too late."

Too regal

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
5 weeks ago

Gloucester


"Too late.

Too regal "

Too general

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Too late.

Too regal

Too general "

Too hot

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By *ruebameMan
5 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Too late.

Too regal

Too general

Too hot "

Too epic

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By *ust me for fun 2023Man
5 weeks ago

leeds

I’m not bi🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m not bi🤣🤣"

Im not tri

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